It's My Birthday and I'll Post What I Want To

by LiLu on October 16, 2009 · 124 comments

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That’s right folks. The infamous birthday/#pbandtuna wedding is finally here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll be honest, folks. I have been super stressed and freaking out all week.

But now that the big weekend is actually here, I have NOTHING BUT EXCITEMENT churning in my loins.

To everyone who’s coming from out of town:

I am going to lick your faces so damn hard, oh my gaw. You are amazing and totally rock my socks off. Look, they’re totally across the room. (Everyone IN town: you are 9/10 as awesome but don’t feel bad. They really had a leg up on you on this one.

…TWSS.)

To my blushing bride, who wrote the sweetest vows EVAR and made me cry before 8am on my birthday when I read them…

Just you wait until I give you your present today. REVENGE IS A BITCH.

In all serious, I love you so much, Maxie. I don’t know how I existed before you came into my life. You are one of the kindest, funniest, warmest, cuddliest people I have ever known, and I am seriously lucky to call you a friend. (And lovah.)

Tonight we shall snuggle Murray together and it will be GLORIOUS.

All right, y’all. I have a shit ton of stuff to do to get ready, so I’m off. But please to enjoy the one video on the interwebs that makes me happier than anything else in the e-world. It’s an oldie but a goodie…

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) from Matthew Harding on Vimeo.

(I am *so* doing these dance moves tomorrow.)

If you’re in DC, don’t forget… the bash is tomorrow at Stetson’s (upstairs) at 16th and U Streets. We’ll be there at 8 sharp to stake it out…

Woot!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 freckledk October 16, 2009 at 9:06 am: Happy Birthday…and best wishes! xo
2 moooooog35 October 16, 2009 at 9:15 am: Don’t you dare forget:

You need to work ‘holemates’ into your vows.

It’s how I plan to be there by proxy.

Thanks in advance for your cooperation.

Happy Birthday you sick bitch.
3 Lemmonex October 16, 2009 at 9:29 am: Now, am I really gonna have to eat a pb and tuna sandwich? That scares me.

Happy bday, lovah.
4 Tara October 16, 2009 at 9:29 am: Happy Birthday lady!! And have a wonderful wedding!
5 Gina October 16, 2009 at 9:32 am: Yay! It’s your birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
6 BlackLOG October 16, 2009 at 9:32 am: Sorry I can’t make it but I was a bit put off by the “I am going to lick your faces so damn hard, oh my gaw”. McG attempts it occasionally and I’m not a big fan of it to be honest. I’m sure your tongue is not as rough as his though….. Have a good time …
7 Brooke October 16, 2009 at 9:34 am: Happy Birthday! You’re going to share an anniversary with my best friend
8 the girl in stiletto October 16, 2009 at 9:36 am: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILU!!! love you lots!

btw, how ever did i miss the dance in dublin. daaaym.
9 flipflopsintherain October 16, 2009 at 9:38 am: Happy, happy birthday! See you tomorrow!
10 justrun October 16, 2009 at 9:44 am: You make me want to celebrate with you, but that’s really no different than any other day, is it?
Happy Birthday, love!
11 Berto October 16, 2009 at 9:47 am: Happy Birthday! Very much looking forward to buying you a drink(s) on Saturday.
12 Doniree October 16, 2009 at 9:49 am: AH! Sounds like so much fun! Have a great birthday party!
13 [F]oxymoron October 16, 2009 at 9:50 am: Here’s to erotic Peanut Butter rubbings and tuna epiphanies on your bday!
14 Mb October 16, 2009 at 9:51 am: happeeeee birthday! i have a busy sunday planned out which involves saving people from cancer by running my butt off in a 5k. but i hope to be at the shindig on the earlier side to see ya birthday face (Maxie’s too) and of course to see what dress you will be wearing that will no doubt have a cell phone wedged-in in the titty region.
15 Dave "Loose Cannon" Wills October 16, 2009 at 9:52 am: Wow! Congrats and I must say Happy Birthday, Happy Wedding, Happy Eating Tuna & PBJ, Happy Drinking, Happy ‘Biscuit-Making’…

Lol…the works
16 RachelSmiles October 16, 2009 at 9:53 am: i’m so excited! Happy Effing Birthday!!
17 A Super Girl October 16, 2009 at 9:56 am: Happy Birthday/Wedding Day! Wish I could be there!!
18 Nicole October 16, 2009 at 9:56 am: Happy Birthday!! Have a great one!!! =D
19 Badass Geek October 16, 2009 at 9:58 am: Happy Birthday!
20 Jaime October 16, 2009 at 10:01 am: Happy birthday again! I’m wicked sad that I can’t come to DC this weekend. I’m sure everyone will have a blast, though.

*cries*
21 Svaha October 16, 2009 at 10:01 am: Happy BDay, Best Wishes, Best Wishes to Maxie, ahhh something witty and relevant to B, shout out to my hommies, come-hither eyebrow-wags to the hot bridesmaids, and that’s about all I got . . .
22 MsDarkstar October 16, 2009 at 10:01 am: Happy Birthday, LiLu!
Have an absolutely FABULOUS day and a simply STELLAR year!
23 Shannon October 16, 2009 at 10:04 am: Yay! Happy Birthday! I’m totally tempted to crash your bday party but being in DC gives me anxiety. I’ll drink for you from good ole Woodbridge instead!
24 littlemsblogger October 16, 2009 at 10:05 am: Happy Happy Birthday…..don’t the office people know and don’t they know you are to be worshiped today – no work for you, just people feeding you filthy dirty martinis….

If not, slip a page into the office handbook and show them.
25 brookem October 16, 2009 at 10:07 am: happy birthday sexy! hope you have a fantabulous celebration/wedding!
big hugs!
26 Kristen October 16, 2009 at 10:08 am: Happy Birthday Lilu! I have been reading for months with a few personal favorites! After all those disgusting, stomach wrenching stories- THIS is what I choose to respond to?! Today is my Birthday too- maybe that’s why!
Anyways…. Have a great day! (weekend, week, year- whatever!)
27 Big Money Tony October 16, 2009 at 10:08 am: I take it the wedding is indoors because weather is going to be a bitch like it already has been.

Looking forward to it, that is if I can make it. Freaking complications.
28 shine October 16, 2009 at 10:10 am: Happy fuckin’ birthday, dude. Can’t wait to see you tomorrow!!!
29 Narm October 16, 2009 at 10:10 am: The best part of getting married? God will finally let you have the sex! Congrats Mrs Maxie. Or is she Mrs Lilu? Or is there a hyphen involved?

Happy Birthday!
30 Hannah October 16, 2009 at 10:17 am: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! Have soooo much fun at your party/wedding. I so wish I could be there to join in the hooplah and happiness!

Big hugs from Boston…
31 Mel October 16, 2009 at 10:18 am: Happy Birthday, hope you have a great one!
32 Manju October 16, 2009 at 10:18 am: happy birthdayyyyyyy
33 downbeats October 16, 2009 at 10:19 am: Woohoo! Happy bday!
34 Jeney October 16, 2009 at 10:23 am: Happy Birthday and Best Wishes to you and Maxie!!!! ;-D
35 mylittlebecky October 16, 2009 at 10:24 am: happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wish i could be one of the cool kids
36 Kim October 16, 2009 at 10:26 am: Have a blast!
37 Miss_Nobody October 16, 2009 at 10:27 am: Happy birthday!!!!
38 Kellie October 16, 2009 at 10:29 am: Happy Birthday cupcake! Have a drink for me!
xoxo <3
39 Marie October 16, 2009 at 10:31 am: I hearts you but please do not lick my face. Only lick out of towners faces.

Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
40 f.B October 16, 2009 at 10:35 am: Happy Birthday! Do I get to give someone away tomorrow? Who’s walking you two down the aisle/from the bathroom to the bar?
41 Vie October 16, 2009 at 10:38 am: Happy birthday! Stetson’s is an awesome choice.
42 Nicole October 16, 2009 at 10:39 am: Happy birthday! Have an awesome time tomorrow!
43 J October 16, 2009 at 10:59 am: HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Drink until you start to order people to call you “Sir Charles.”

…what? I’m the only one?
44 Skylers Dad October 16, 2009 at 10:59 am: Happy Birthday, I hope you have way too much fun and have to raise bail money.
45 Kristina P. October 16, 2009 at 10:59 am: Happy effin birthday!
46 Aritza, Goddess of .. October 16, 2009 at 11:01 am: Happy birfffday ) Enjoy the weekend with everyone !!!
47 Dani October 16, 2009 at 11:01 am: Happy Birthday. I’m sure it will be a wedding that will go down in the history books, or at least the DC police blotter.
48 Down and Out Chic October 16, 2009 at 11:04 am: yay! happy, happy birthday to you!!!
49 Wonderful October 16, 2009 at 11:06 am: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
50 Nickie October 16, 2009 at 11:14 am: Again, Happy Birthday! And enjoy your wedding/party!!!! =]
51 Liebchen October 16, 2009 at 11:18 am: I think this video needs to be duplicated. And I’m looking at you and Maxie.

Happy birthday!
52 crazyassmomma October 16, 2009 at 11:18 am: HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
53 Michelle October 16, 2009 at 11:20 am: Happy birthday Lilu! Love your face! You and Maxie make a STUNNING couple and will live happily eva’ afta’!!!
54 Dagny Taggart October 16, 2009 at 11:22 am: Happy Birthday!
55 Nikki October 16, 2009 at 11:29 am: Happy Birthday dear! Can NOT wait to see pictures. Congratulations to you and Maxie! I’ll be drinking a bloody mary this weekend to help you with your hangover. No no don’t thank me.
56 carissajaded October 16, 2009 at 11:32 am: Happy Birfday! I can’t wait to hear about the bash! I seriously can’t wait to see yalls craziness!
57 BrownGirl October 16, 2009 at 11:34 am: Happy Birthday Ass Hat!!!!!! Hope you have a fabulous celebration, rock out with your cock out…oh wait, I mean hang out with your wang out…shit, never mind!!! xoxo!!!
58 Sevi October 16, 2009 at 11:42 am: Happy Birthday! I’m so jealous I won’t be at the party of the year. Have an amazing birthday/wedding!
59 Loys October 16, 2009 at 11:47 am: Happy Birthday!!!
60 Mike October 16, 2009 at 11:49 am: When you consummate the marriage, will there be scissoring?
61 Bird Shit October 16, 2009 at 11:54 am: Happy Birthday! Drink it up for me! lol!
62 Andhari October 16, 2009 at 11:58 am: Happy birthday gorgeous. I’m gonna drink a shot or two of something strong for you ladies tomorrow despite I’m working and I shouldn’t show up to a gig / event drunk. Really, really wanna come there! Have funnnn
63 Katy October 16, 2009 at 11:58 am: Happy birthday! I hope you have a FABULOUS day!!
64 Erin October 16, 2009 at 12:11 pm: Happy happy birthday!
65 Just Jack October 16, 2009 at 12:15 pm: Happy Birthday bitch! Wish I could be there instead of this dumb wedding I have to attend. Lame. Take a shot for me
66 notsojenny October 16, 2009 at 12:22 pm: happy birthday!!
67 anoukange October 16, 2009 at 12:31 pm: Happy, happy birthday Libra! I’m looking forward to drinking heavily with you tomorrow eve! Cheers!
68 repliderium.com October 16, 2009 at 12:35 pm: Happy Birthday/Wedding/Bar Mitsva/Yom Kippur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
69 Briana October 16, 2009 at 12:49 pm: Happy Birthday pretty girl!!
<3
70 Soda & Candy October 16, 2009 at 12:53 pm: Awww, congratulations to BOTH blushing brides.

: )
71 The Peach Tart October 16, 2009 at 12:55 pm: Happy Birthday. Get drunk and have fun.
72 Toe October 16, 2009 at 12:57 pm: Happy Birthday!!
73 Cheddar October 16, 2009 at 1:07 pm: Despite going MIA from the world wide internets (again), I knew I needed to get back in the game so I could wish you a happy birthday/nuptials!

I’m muy triste that I can’t be there and even more so now that I will be WORKING tomorrow night while the coolest people in the blogosphere (and elsewhere) are partying together. I’m thinking of bringing my flask in honor of you guys. Cheers!
74 hillary October 16, 2009 at 1:07 pm: Happy Birthday, lady!!
75 Herding Cats October 16, 2009 at 1:21 pm: Happy Birthday to one of those “blog friends” I’d like to actually meet! You are awesome and an inspiration to human kind!
76 MinD October 16, 2009 at 1:34 pm: Happpppy Birthday to you.
Happpppy Birthday to you.
You looooook like a monkeyyyyy
And you smellll like one, tooooooo!!

Have a great birthday darlin’!!
77 Adrienzgirl October 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm: Happy Happy Babycakes! Go rock out with the cock out! Love!
78 Kayla October 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm: Happy Happy Birthday!!!!
Here is to wishing you many more happy happy birthdays to come and a wonderful day(although, I’m sure your going to MAKE it wonderful-Lol-)!
79 dan-E October 16, 2009 at 2:26 pm: I have a hunch that your birthday weekend is going to result in a new TMI Thursday post. Or three.

Happy Birthday.
80 Gladys October 16, 2009 at 2:34 pm: Happy Birthday!
81 Deeps October 16, 2009 at 2:38 pm: HEYYYY.. HAPPPPPY BIRTHDAY!!! !!! Have a fab one!!
82 Lisa October 16, 2009 at 2:45 pm: Happy birthday! Happy happy happy! And have so much fun!
83 Sabine October 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm: Yep… only met you and your bride-to-be once briefly at a happy hour, but…

Happy Birthday and Congrats to the both of you! Hopefully, we’ll see each other again soon.

~S~
84 Allison October 16, 2009 at 2:51 pm: I can only imagine how crazy tomorrow is going to be.
85 Hip Hop Hippie October 16, 2009 at 2:53 pm: I’m sending you virtual cocktails—HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
86 Sabine October 16, 2009 at 2:56 pm: Bride, I mean… brain is sorta mushy this week…
87 Randi October 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm: have a wonderful happy, happy birthday!!!!!!
88 Alina October 16, 2009 at 3:24 pm: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you drink sooo much you puke!
89 a!kO October 16, 2009 at 3:25 pm: Happy Birthday LiLu!!! Hope you have a great birthday weekend with your uber lover Maxie!!!!!
90 Laura at Vodka Logic October 16, 2009 at 3:48 pm: Happy Birthday.. have a buttery nipple on me.
91 mark price October 16, 2009 at 3:48 pm: Happy birthday!
92 hopefull phoenix October 16, 2009 at 3:52 pm: Happy Birthday LiLu!
93 Cass October 16, 2009 at 3:58 pm: Happy happy birthday! Have a great time this weekend.

And in honor of this joyous occasion I’ve given you an award over at my blog.
94 Patrick October 16, 2009 at 4:15 pm: This is one amazing event- all the blogs I read are all over it.

That makes you one amazing person- Happy Birthday!
95 hanako66 October 16, 2009 at 4:15 pm: Happy Birthday/Wedding!!!!!!!!!
96 inkpuddle October 16, 2009 at 4:26 pm: Yay!!! Have a fantastic birthday+wedding+”whatever the hell else you guys manage to turn this shindig into because I know you won’t stop there.”
97 divalovessilver October 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm: haaaa.happy birthday +wedding!!!! Lilu!!
good luck to you and Maxie!!!

thank you for putting my little flower in your blog!!!!
98 Constructive Attitude October 16, 2009 at 6:32 pm: Happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Party like your 20 ANDDDDDDDd i love “where the hell is matt?”
99 siovhan October 16, 2009 at 7:00 pm: happiest of happy birthday gorgeous!! i hope it’s spectacular and that maxie gives you some sweet sweet lovin and face lickin.
100 Marissa October 16, 2009 at 7:17 pm: Happy B-day awesome boot-wearing e-sister. Wish I could be there, but I’m probably in a South American prison.
101 Meghan October 16, 2009 at 7:26 pm: Happy Birthday lovely, I hope you and Maxie have the best of weekends. You, my dear, like a fine box of wine just get better with age.
102 Chelsea Talks Smack October 16, 2009 at 7:50 pm: HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY MAMA- WISH I COULD BE THERE TO CELEBRATE WITH YOU!
103 Sebastian October 16, 2009 at 9:08 pm: That last photo on your wedding blog, with you vs. Maxie’s more-than-ample boobs… awesome.

Seriously, each one of those wonder-jugs are larger than your head.
104 emily October 17, 2009 at 12:00 am: Happy Birthday!!!
105 nashe October 17, 2009 at 1:55 am: Happy 21st!!! Or whatever… Make it dynamite! I know you will (((:
106 Witless Fool October 17, 2009 at 4:06 am: Happy B’Day!!!!
107 timoteo October 17, 2009 at 8:43 am: Happy Bday Lilu! I hope you make “where the hell is Matt’s” dance moves proud.
108 Diana October 17, 2009 at 11:16 am: Happy Birthday! Come back with crazy stories for us!
109 Mara J. October 17, 2009 at 12:38 pm: Happy Birthday!!! HAVE FUN!!!
110 Nikolett October 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Can’t wait to hear all the stories & see all the pictures of you gettin’ down to the funky sound (or something like that). Have fun!!
111 hopefull phoenix October 17, 2009 at 7:38 pm: Empress Lilu,
In honor of your birthday, check out this video. Guaranteed to make you pee yourself!!
http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/video/video.php?v=1083116116841&ref=nf
112 Connie October 18, 2009 at 4:39 am: Happy Birthday!!!
113 Kris October 18, 2009 at 11:06 am: I’m gald you have super awesome friends!

Have a great weekend, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
114 Colby October 18, 2009 at 5:01 pm: Happy Birthday! I’m late I know. Hope the celebrations were fabulous!
115 Another Hot Mess October 18, 2009 at 5:20 pm: Left you a little something on my site because I LOVE your site. Your TMI Thursdays are the schnickels. http://anotherhotmess.com/?p=72
116 Barbara October 18, 2009 at 6:15 pm: Hope it was a great birthday! Many more happy years ahead!
117 ChinkyGirLMeL October 18, 2009 at 8:36 pm: Well, I hope it’s not too late, BELATED HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY. I’m sure you guys had tons of fun. Cheers to many more good times. =)
118 coolasfolk October 19, 2009 at 1:51 am: HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY! I hope it was awesome, and if it hasn’t ended yet- I hope it IS awesome.
119 stoneskin October 19, 2009 at 5:40 am: Crumbs, I must have missed the whole thing, and had I dropped by on time I would have shaved too.
120 Katy October 19, 2009 at 11:12 am: Happy belated birthday, Mofo.
121 Penny Lane October 19, 2009 at 4:14 pm: Happy belated birthday!
122 Des October 23, 2009 at 8:11 pm: Happy belated birthday! After reading your other posts it sounds like you had a great birthday celebration. There’s nothing better than having a great time with good friends.
123 LA Cochran October 26, 2009 at 12:54 pm: Happy belated birthday, Chica! Looks like it was a grand birthday/wedding extravaganza!