Seriously, y’all? After all the TMIs I’ve done, yesterday is apparently “the line”? Frankly, I’m shocked. I rescue my toilet from overflowing and scrub my hands vigorously afterwards, and that’s too much for you?? It’s like I was Michael Vick and the offending wad of TP was a sweet, sweet puppy I was beating mercilessly with a blunt object.
No no, I’m not mad. I’m DISAPPOINTED.
Anyseriously, let’s lighten it up around here with a few videos.
Last Friday, I was at one of the divier holes of DC called Recessions. Think insanely cheap mugs of watery beer and crackheads fighting over a pool table. Got it? Okay, good.
So, on Fridays they justsohappen to start karaoke around 9pm. And I knew immediately what had to be done. I put my name in and waited…
And then, when they called me, I looked over at my darling f.B and informed him he was coming up on stage with me. Like, RIGHT THAT SECOND.
I’m a good friend.
(It’s a bit dark, but you’ll get the jist…)
Yes, that’s right. I took f.B’s karaoke V-card by making him RICKROLL A WHOLE GODDAMN BAR WITH ME. (His account of THE INCIDENT here.)
I’m pretty sure it’s my life’s biggest accomplishment.
I hope you can see the running man I busted out around 40 seconds or so. Mostly because it (hopefully) covers up my “singing” voice.
Moving on…
I think everyone’s seen this by now… but JUST IN CASE, I feel like it’s my public duty to share it. Because if you haven’t, I guarantee it WILL get you through those last painful hours of Friday in the office…
“Hi Mom!”
This is because it’s hilarious, especially if you’re from or have ever BEEN to Bahstun…
And THIS is to make up for yesterday. I hereby pledge never to reach into a toilet again. I will let that bish overflow… that’s a TMI in and of itself, if it happened, isn’t it?
Happy weekend, love ducks!
P.S. I wasn’t going to say anything because I wasn’t sure she was posting about it, but my dear friend KassyK recently found out she has skin cancer and is having surgery next week to have it removed. They got it super early and it should be A-OK, but do me two small favors if you can: 1) Go send her some mad love and good vibrations, and 2) GET YOSELFS CHECKED OUT, MOFOS. She’s in her twenties, peoples… it can happen to anyone.
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Thanks for the video hilarity today! And don’t tone down your TMI for the few disgusted. The rest of us would be highly dissapointed. Like I said yesterday, I thought it was respectable and thoughtful. Would it have been better for you to make your guests go outside anytime they needed to pee or take a shit? I think not.
Mother fucker!!!!! Um, sorry. But, mannnnnn! I can’t watch videos in here at work meaning I have to WAIT to see the glory that is you and f.B. karaoking. Argh! I’m sure it’ll be worth the wait though…
Happy weekend!
I thought your TMI yesterday was funny as crap! (pun intended) The only people that were probably grossed out were your dinner guests!
kar. a. o. ke. CHAMPIONS.
What? Sticking your hand in the toilet was too much? Seriously. Who hasn’t done it? WHO HASN’T DONE IT? What is WRONG with you people!
And karaoke? You’re awesome.
Yesterday’s post was funny! I’m just glad it wasn’t me…lol!
Holy shit.
I could put any home video on ‘Funny or Die’ and call it “MA Men”…seriously…that is almost exactly like last Thanksgiving at my house.
TEDDY WILLIAMS!!
Okay, that was priceless! And yes, I saw the running man…Lmao.
I hope to one day be as brave as you and sing like that(although, whether I have any guts at all to do that is highly unlikely)-Lol-
Congrats on your glory!!
It doesn’t seem like you had to twist his arm too badly to get up and sing. You two make a phenomenal team. Well done.
Yea, it can happen to anyone at any time. No matter how young you are, that’s for sure.
Also, i figured you putting your hand down your pants and coming up with shart was WAY grosser than wrestling a toilet log. Just saying.
I loooove Recessions!! For years, I went every Friday for beer and karaoke. And I had my birthday party there this summer…classy, I know.
ahahaha! that MA Men is priceless.
and the kitty/doggy love story – we can all learn something from them. or something like that
Um 2 things: I really enjoyed the karaoke although there’s not a chance in hell I’d ever do it. Ever. I’ve been falling down drunk and said no way.
Also, that puppy is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.
damn now I wanna rickroll an entire bar!
I like the guy who is all “long legs mmmmmmm”
It’s awesome that you have ads for plumbers on your page now.
And here I thought I would never have to know what yesterdays TMI was…
Umm.. you are amazing. Elbow deep in poop and all. If I ever make it up to DC, I am coming to find you to do karaoke with me.
that was some amazing karaoke…I must rick roll a bar next karaoke night. I will try to record it and make you proud!
Yesterday’s TMI was gross in the best possible, most TMI-y kind of way. Don’t stop. I would cry and be bored.
Props for the running man.
I totally didn’t even realize that there was video… and that my big head was in the way… my bad.
Love the MA/Madmen video and F.B can rock the house.
Have a great weekend.
Hey! f.B.’s not bad! I can’t believe that was his virgin attempt.
OK so I guess I won’t catch up on yesterday’s post…thanks for the heads up.
Um, are you sure you weren’t in someone’s basement? I love it. I can now say RiLu and her friend serenaded me. I do heart that dating montage but I’m scared to watch it again, last time I did I couldn’t get certain singletons out of my head. Yes, that’s right, they’re STILL single.
Dog/cat love – I’m always a sucker for that. Love when the cat is like 10x the dog’s size. Makes me think I’ve lost my mind so I dig it even more.
Lady, I left you an award on Wed’s post. I know you’ve already gotten it before but I had to. Skip the tag, I know you hate that stuff. Besides your whole blog is one big tag anywa
Happy weekend, muffin!
Oh and I’m praying all goes well for your friend. So glad they caught it early.
As I told FB, I demand to see an encore next Saturday!
I’m making you a frienship bracelet for your wedding present. Out of lanyard. That’s how much I love you.
xoxoxoxoxoxo
So, I thought my day, no weekend, was made after watching the Dating Montage video. And then? Then I watched the video of the dog and cat and my entire October is made. Maybe it’s being pregnant and all emotional but OMG, that seriously just made me feel better inside. Thank you!!!
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I loved the fact that you stared at the beast and took it down with your bare hands. That means that you’re more of a man than, well, most men. I mean, you’re like the Chuck Norris of the TMI scene.
Now, here, I’ll give you a hug. It’s a 100% support hug for you and your toilet-defiled fingers. It’s in no way an attempt to feel your boobs pressed against my ribcage in some sort of creepy internet psycho sort of way. Swears!
Dude – SO don’t change what you write! Yeah, it was gross….but gross is interesting and good.
Kind of like how people love to pop pimples and watch the yuckiness fly all over the mirror. 
I wish i was there for that. gosh miss you all
Other than being sick while reading it, I thought yesterday’s TMI was great!!! Only you would have been brave enough to do it and then cook and tell us about it!!!! You rock!!!
Enjoyed the videos and I just can’t do Karoke, I soooo suck at it!
YES Rickrolling! You are officially my karaoke idol.
2 things…. Sadly, I danced to that song in high school. Now you know how ancient I am.
And people… SHIT WASHES OFF. Jeez. Lighten up.
I have to admit I got a little squeamish reading yesterday’s TMI. Because it brings back memories. But today’s post definitely made up for it! Have a great weekend!
looooved the video’s and have a great wkend!
Seriously debating faking sick so I can leave work and go home and watch these videos.
I am sitting in my classroom while I have planning period with the sound low and my hands over my mouth so my laughter wouldn’t echo. That video was great. Just made me sadder I won’t be able to make the epic events next week.
Have a great weekend yourself darlin’.
LOL! That looks like so much fun! Did the crackheads stop fighting for a second to watch your epic performances?
I expect more epic karaoke performances next weekend…that was awesome.
Really?! People thought yesterdays TMI was crossing the line? Seriously? After reading your intro I braced myself and then once I read it I thought “oh ok, that’s not so bad”.
Obviously the people disgusted do not have children or spend time with children. They can get back to me once they have had to suck burgers out of their child’s nose because they don’t have one of those blue squeeze things.
Obviously I meant “boogers” but “burgers” actually has me dying a little inside… talk about gross.
I really don’t think yesterday’s TMI was that bad! It was gross, but not THAT gross. Also, I used “anywhoosits” in a real live conversation the other day and everyone looked at me like I was an idiot. I gave them all your blog address LOL
Your blog is really freaking hillaious!
Thanks for following mine too
Who was saying yesterday’s post was too much to handle? I felt bad for you but still laughed my ass off. Shit washes off peeps. It’s no biggie. Everyone poops. Haven’t they read that book? It’s just that most of the time we don’t have to stick our hands in it. Thankfully.
Also, I 2nd your order for people to check themselves. Check your skin monthly! I just turned 30 in May and had a mole removed last week that came back as abnormal dysplastic. That means it had a much higher chance of turning into melanoma! Scary! Luckily we caught it before it turned into cancer but it’s still something I’ll worry about for the rest of my life and probably turn into an even bigger hypochondriac than I already am and freak out about EVERY single dot of a freckle/mole on my body. But it pays to be cautious!
That Rickrolling of a dive bar is pure gold, a huge ass bar of the shite.
That cat & pocchy video was one of the cutest vids I’ve seen in awhile, that song was purrfect too! Holy Gawd it melted my butter.
Happy Weekend to You! I’m glad you enjoyed the kitties!!!
Hey! I approve of your toilet shananagans! Oh, and that dog and cat love story totally made me tear up!
The videos are hilarious and your commentary is genius! Love this!!
Love ducks? FANTASTIC! I had been looking for more kick-ass petnames to impose on my friends since “puddle ducklin’” and “sugarbeet” are getting a little worn out. Now I can go into my weekend fully prepared.
lol i love the song!!! you should have sing on top of your lung. bahahaha. but i heard the “never gonna give, never gonna give!”
I was so proud of you yesterday. Don’t let anybody flush you down. Will have to visit later to watch videos in the comfort of my own casa.
I did “Kroak-me” a few times…. alcohol was involved…
great karoake!!! It makes for a fun night…even i said i would not karoake, but add alchohol and a bunch of friends and you have all of us singing “we are family”!!! lol
This seriously made my Friday. Gracias.
Thanks! You definitely cheered up my rainy dull Friday!
B has a great future! I actually peed! Yes, you do a great running man..
And I have forgotten the tp incident forever. That clip was the sweetest thing-must go borrow someone’s pets for a weekend! Hmmmm, do you wanna lend out A M ?
Happy weekend!
HAHAHA I can’t believe you actually recording yourself at karaoke–I don’t have the guts to do that, pictures are enough.
I’m glad I found you blog…thank you for introducing me to the world of “Rickrolling.”
Thank you for the videos of pure, unadulterated awesomeness… that was hilarious.. .
I’m very glad I stumbled upon your blog here… nice one.
oh holy god do i love that dating video. i have it favorited, but just watched it again because it gets me every time.
and now? there’s THIS. http://ellen.warnerbros.com/2009/10/80s_dating_video_men_found.php#
you’re totally welcome.
LiLu, I will so be bummed out if you tone down your TMI Thursday posts. I still suffer from being an idiot so I never linked back to it right but feel free to send the geek squad to my house to jack my computer and link away. Loved the video but sadly, couldn’t see the old school “running man”. You are awesome! I’m off to read f.B’s account.
Although Recession’s prices have increased slightly over the past year, on a per ounce basis it is still the best deal in town (and yes I geeked out by calculating certain HH deals on a cost of beer per ounce).
I’m surprised there was such a backlash about yesterday’s post. You had to get your hands dirty and doing it when the situation was still contained and not on the floor was the better option.
Oh.My.God. I am in love with that doggie/cat love story video… thank you for posting it, Lilu
PS: was sick yesterday, so haven’t read your post just yet. However, isn’t crossing the line the whole idea of it? really, that’s the fun part (I think)
I love Recessions and I’ve been there on a Friday, good job you guys!
Basically the guy in the white dress shirt and pants dancing to your singing at the bar made my day. I saw him bend down and put his ass in the air at one point with a woman behind him. He’s gatta be the biggest loser at his desk job….or a really quiet guy that you gatta watch out for. I’m hoping both.
My darling, yesterday’s TMI was NOTHING. Trust me….I’m just way too much of a chickenshit (choice words, no?) to write about it.
And for the love of everything good & holy, please tell me there will be the running man at the wedding next week!!!
Lurve ya….see your fine ass in ONE WEEK!!!!
Awww. the pets were so cute! Love that video. Thanks for sharing!
omg, you are freaking amazing!!!
that video is the sweetest thing ever.
have a superfun weekend!
Wait, what happened hooker? People couldn’t handle yesterday? Please…you’ve shared way, way worse. Do I need to shank someone? Cuz I will.
I may or may not have show my bf the video of you and your running man earlier this week.
I SEE YOU SOON.
Oh.My.God.
You just started following me, and I clicked on your blog right in time for TMI Thursday and I now adore you. I also can’t wait to start blogging my own TMI stories!!
Karaoke = my addiction… but I’m not sure I’d ever have the balls to post myself singing. Maybe one day. I’m inspired by your running man. Priceless!
Rick Ashley!!! So fun and so wrong
Prayers going out to your friend. Such a scary thing…
I thought making people cringe a little was the whole point of TMI, yes?
Love the videos today, just what I needed after a rough week.
Karaoke is awesome and you rock!
Your friend has got some serious moves oh and don’t worry about your voice, I could barely hear you. I did see the running man though. Love those old school dance moves
um, hello. B has an awesome voice!!!!!!!!!!
Hi… my name is… uhhh, is the tape running?
Great, now I have the rickroll in my head and it won’t frickin BUDGE from there! XD
Hahahha dayumm the guy can sing! LMAO
Totally caught the running man. And appreciated it 10x more.
That Ma Men is wicked funny!
Who’s the goddess? Are you the goddess?
Yep. That video made my night, indeedidoo.
~J
I haven’t read your TMI post yet, but I can’t wait to see it. I love that MA Men video, I think this is the first time I’ve seen a video before you posted it.
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