Comments on: TMI Thursday: Things That Go "Sploogey-Plop" In the Night…

By: Cass

Cass — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 04:26:09 +0000

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT ruled. Seriously. IT was AWESOME.

By: Sebastian

Sebastian — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 15:20:15 +0000

Thanks for sharing, Tabitha!

You’re still missing one tho’, which I think is some kind of ‘mid-process queef’ — where you get the queefin’, but WHILE the guy plugs away.

That one’s great. The guy never quite knows if he should carry on, because it’s quite an odd noise, and the girl doesn’t know if it’s too embarrassing to continue, or if she should just grimace her way through it…

What happens in the bedroom stays in the bedroom!
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By: Elizabeth Marie

Elizabeth Marie — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 22:21:53 +0000

O M G.
I hate the seal noises. Makes me feel like I’m at Sea World and then I think of kids, and then I think of getting preggers and then I want to die.
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By: Down and Out Chic

Down and Out Chic — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 19:02:52 +0000

been there, done ALL of that but the queefing is always, definitely worst. and i may or may not have actually done that in someone’s face before. yikes, not pretty.
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By: Megan

Megan — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:41:59 +0000

I, too, waited until marriage, so I was unaware of The Noises at the time.

Sploogey-plop. (Maybe we should start signing our blogs this way?)
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By: Margarita

Margarita — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:03:07 +0000

O M G.

This is the best TMI eva.
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By: K @ Blog Goggles

K @ Blog Goggles — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 09:15:30 +0000

I like to turn the TV on in the background. Usually some nice romantic animal planet or discovery channel. Not only does it hide the badger noises, but it totally sets the sexytime mood.
K @ Blog Goggles´s last blog ..How to be fashionable

By: coolasfolk

coolasfolk — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 06:59:14 +0000

This was AMAZING. I’d love to do a TMI Thursday except my brother reads my blog. As does my ex boyfriend. SOOO… bad news bears.

By: Meghan

Meghan — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 06:20:00 +0000

I’m going to try to find a way to add “sploogey-plop” to my bedroom dirty talk regime. Should make for an interesting time.
Meghan´s last blog ..Terminal Velocity

By: mar

mar — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 05:01:37 +0000

i really love the words you make up. especially onomatopoeias.

splurfy-doo.
mar´s last blog ..and i’m flying home

By: Lil' Woman

Lil' Woman — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:30:39 +0000

I love how she started out all innocent with ‘that’s all i’ll say about that’ and then ended so dirty with ‘the jizz jim just unloaded in me..’ It was like it was two different people writing….loved it!
Lil’ Woman´s last blog ..I’m Such A Blog Tease Aren’t I?

By: Cindy

Cindy — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:16:24 +0000

Holy craaaaaaaappp…. LOL. You just have to fake-cough like Peter Griffin does when he farts.
Cindy´s last blog ..Cindy The Giant

By: mandy

mandy — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 03:51:10 +0000

Hahaha, I actually laughed out loud reading this.
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By: Kimberly

Kimberly — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 02:02:58 +0000

I SO remember my first experience with the noises! It actually kept me from letting my husband even do doggy for a long time. I was way too embarrassed about Queen LaQweefah making another appearance. I still hate the Seal Slap noise too. It always throws me off my game!

But after having three children and my husband watching all three be born, which is a super nasty experience within itself, I’m pretty much not embarrassed about anything body-wise when it comes to him anymore. THANK GOD!
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By: Jill Pilgrim

Jill Pilgrim — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:46:49 +0000

Oh my God, that is awesome.
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By: adam-throwing quarters

adam-throwing quarters — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:10:26 +0000

I about pissed my pants laughing so hard. It’s one thing to listen to a guy talk about this kind of stuff, but it’s so much better listening to a woman talk about it!

what a great great story, and congratulations, I am in the same boat you were, I ‘waited’ too.

I have had only 2 in my life, and I married both of them. Nice post!
adam-throwing quarters´s last blog ..9-9-09

By: moooooog35

moooooog35 — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:09:47 +0000

I got Seal Clap at SeaWorld once.

Worst. Spring Break. Ever.
moooooog35´s last blog ..Bill Gets Me Wet

By: Summer

Summer — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 23:43:51 +0000

Um. Tabitha, you’re adorable. The song “Make It Clap” by Busta Rhymes is now stuck in my head. Thanks.
Summer´s last blog ..Zombies, Screaming, Nightlights… And Yes I’m Saving Money For Their Therapy When They’re Grown

By: katelin

katelin — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:30:46 +0000

haha oh that was a tmi gem, wow.