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Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…
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(Mama Bear? You should totally skip this one… or this weekend when you visit is gonna be realllllll awkward. You’ve been warned.)
Last Sunday, I was brushing my teeth while B relieved himself (NUMBER ONE, you sickos) next to me. Now, for some reason our cats have decided we are unable to use the restroom without supervision, so they make sure to accompany us whenever possible. In fact, I’m pretty sure they’re training us to be able to complete an obstacle course while urinating, but that’s another story.
So Murray is stretched out on the floor at our feet, carefully watching us to make sure we don’t break normal procedure. Although he could have been sleeping. He’s a bit cross-eyed, so it’s kinda hard to tell.
No… really.
Where's his helmet??
Now, B was about to get into the shower. This is important, because you know how after peeing, guys tend to give “the shake”? You know what I’m talking about…
[Sidebar: On an Urban Dictionary search of the term "penis shake", I came across this gem...
1. penis shake 31 up, 2 down 
All I want to know is who THE HELL gave "dongknot" a down?! That's my new favorite word!
/sidebar.]
Anypenisshake.
Since he was about to cleanse himself anyway, B neglected to give his man down under that little courtesy. No big deal, our bathroom’s seen worse, after all.
So he makes the three quarter turn towards the shower, and pulls back the curtain.
At which point I notice sweet, innocent, ohsovery WHITE little Murray is in a somewhat precarious position.
Of the “UNDER” variety.
I saw the bead of moisture appear. I saw it swell. I heard it threaten, I watched it shimmy and shake and teeter…
DRIP.
“AHHHHH!!!” I yelled. “YOU JUST PEED ON MURRAY!!!!!”
“What? I… oh.” B realizes what’s happened, and, of course, bursts out laughing.
And then attempts to wipe him with his foot.
“Stop! You’re rubbing it in!” Three mimosas had me doubled over with the giggles as well. Murray gazed up as his crazy ass owners with disdain- well, at least out of the good eye.
Then he nonchalantly turned and began cleaning himself… specifically, in the “moist” area.
“AHHHHH!!! Now he’s licking where you peed on him. He’s trying to get the pee off! YOU’RE A HORRIBLE FATHER!!!”
We laughed. We cried. Murray picked up what was left of his dignity and sauntered out, with one little tuft of hair on his back sticking straight up in the air.
Slightly less cross-eyed than Murray.
It’s the little things.
Update: This has nothing to do with anything but a mysterious Twitterer sent it to me and it is my new favorite thing in the whole world: Click here!!!
Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…
jenniferalaine’s tmi thursday: projectile poop.
Insomniac Lolita’s TMI Thursday : How to Give Harvest Moon a Bad Name
spleen’s TMI Thursday: Me and my second head
Ed’s TMI Thursday: The Christmas PAP
Miss Nobody’s TMI Thursday: Pet Woes
Cassie’s TMI Thursday: Dog Poop
Sebastian’s World of Whorecraft
BigSis’ TMI Thursday: The Nose Knows
Travis’ TMI Thursday: Yes, I HAVE Eaten A Piece Of Raw Chicken.
PrincessQ’s TMI Thursday: There Goes My Butt-Ginity
Mb’s Thank goodness I’m a ninja. Oh, and a TMI story (or 3).
Just A Girl’s TMI Thursday: Places Not to Put Your Hands
Big Mama Cass’ The Bee’s Knees Sexy Sweet Nothings TMI Thursday
GingerMandy’s TMI Thursday: This isn’t even gross, I just don’t want larvae living inside me.
Jimmy’s Sometimes….It has a mind of it’s own.
Sean’s TMI Thursday: My Argument With a Pittsburgh Steeler
Tabitha’s TMI Thursday: Bow-Wow Chicka Bow-Wow!
Daffy’s TMI Thursday – Waving the White Flag
shine’s TMI Thursday – Possibly my worst date ever.
Scarlet Begonias’ TMI Thursday: The magic poop
Tricia’s TMI Thursday: Oh Snot….
Taylor’s TMI Thursday: Something’s Growing Under There…
Hillbilly Duhn’s Let’s ….Get it on… (sing it) TMI Thursday
Jeney’s TMI Thursday – Oh Shit!
RachelSmiles’ TMI Thursday: I’m Peeling!!!
The Bare Essential’s You want to put what in who’s mouth?
Ray’s TMI Thursday: My shameful celeb crushes
Jen’s TMI Thursday: I shit my pants
Pecosa’s Why go to the gyno when can go to your…ex?
That Kind of Girl’s TMI Thursday: The Kind of Girl Who … conducts business while doing her business (A NTKOG that, thankfully, wasn’t)
Lucy’s TMI: Thursday: Bourbon Is Not My Friend
Zoe Right’s TMI Thursday- Really, again?
the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: Me and Mr. Wodka Don’t Hang around Where We’re Not Wanted
Erin’s TMI Thursday: Dating Disasters
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I’m slightly disturbed with myself that I find that utterly hilarious, rather than disgusting. It made me want to laugh until I peed . . . not on a cat though!
Obviously, we have a similar sense of humor.
What is it about cats and bathrooms???!! My cat LOVES to follow me into the bathroom, whether it’s a Number One or Number Two job. Especially if it’s a shower. That’s like a party for him. They’re such weird animals.
But….I guess they at least know how to clean themselves. Even if someone else has peed on them! Ha. Too funny….
Oh, they follow me in there for EVERYTHING. And when the litter box was in there? They used to go WITH me. Weird…
This is so disturbing but hilarious…Because it’s you and B…
And I just heard you yell and laugh in my head as B put his foot on Murray.
God I love knowing you guys.
We’re like a really twisted version of The Newlyweds.
LOL,its sort of the reverse of what my dog did!Poor Myrray.One day he’s going to get B.Real good. lol
LOL,its sort of the reverse of what my dog did!Poor Murray.One day he’s going to get B.Real good. lol
One day, they will definitely kill us in our sleep.
OMG I’m so sorry. I messed up the comment area, made a typo AND double posted.CRAZY.
Haha oh my lord. Was my site being weird? I’m so sorry!
Murray – “Pick on me about my lazy Stuart Scott eye, pee on me will you, howsabouta little kittie pee in the corner of the closet that you will never come out, muthereffers!!!”
I wouldn’t even blame him. So long as he leaves the shoes alone…
I just laughed and cried. That was hysterical!
See, Murray shouldn’t feel bad. He’s famous!
If pissing on a cat is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
I fear for your puppy.
I posted my VERY FIRST TMI today
http://bigmamacass.wordpress.com/2009/09/17/the-bees-knees-sexy-sweet-nothings-tmi-thursday/
YAY! Heading over now…
Oh and PeeEss… (see how I put pee in there? hehehe)
lol
Poor kitteh! Something tells me this won’t be his last pee’d on experience. I say again. Poor Kitteh!
Well, if you jump in front of a hose, you’re gonna get wet…
TWSS.
Murray: WTF! Did the human just pee on me? Why doesn’t this ever happen to Ax Murderer? Yeah right. She’s an ax murderer.
Oh, she’s suffered her own indignities…
Hahahahaha Murray DOES need a helmet. If I see a cat sized one, I’m getting it.
And you can bring it in OCTOBER!!! Woot!
O.M.G. I seriously just laughed out loud reading that post!
YES!
HIGHlarious!
lol
Haha! Thanks.
Your pets really like pee- they are perfect for you.
Well, he did seem vaguely annoyed…
Puuuurfect! I know. That’s horrible. I love it when Dax crawls into my underpants down on the floor while I’m doing my business and if I take too long, he falls asleep.
Murray drags socks AND my thongs all over the house. I guess he’s trying to help out with TMIT fodder.
And look, he’s still alive! Probably full of…er…Vitamin P.
Such a glossy coat, too!
Look at you, little miss optimist!
that’ll teach him to lay underneath B and to rub his butt in your face! That is the one thing I hate about cats! Why is it necessary to put their butts in your face???
Sharing is caring?
good point. lol
Cat revenge is the worst… it may be days, weeks, months -hell it could even be a year. But make no mistake! Murray will be pissed off (he’s already been pissed on!).
I grabbed your button and linked to ya! Yippie!
Woot! Thanks for playing!
Come on. We all know that’s not the first time someone’s cat was peed on in that house.
I know nothing of what you speak.
I aaaalmost bought the Frankenstein cat costume just to add to the bee.
Oh, I guarantee it will be purchased the next time I’m at Target.
Think you may be right there!
Lol. Why do animals lick stuff like that off?! LB’s dog does that if he accidently pees on his leg; I think, well at least they aren’t going to get it all over the house but still uber gross. =(
Wait… LB accidentally pees on his leg?
Anytime you go in our bathroom to drop a deuce, the cat comes in and wants the water in the tub turned on, so she can have a drink- won’t drink out of a dish, has to be from the spigot…
I know. Cats have a thing with running water- they much prefer it. Weirdos.
Whooooaaaaa now. I know I’ve always dreamed of penises touching in the locker room but seriously – how often does it happen that two naked men run into each other with such vigor that their junk intermingles? I call homo.
Let’s leave the commentary of my name being included in that definition out of it, shall we?
I second homo. But you’ll have to talk to the UD people about the Ben thing…
When Abby was a kitten, she had this weird obsession with the toilet. Anytime the lid was up, she had to come barreling into the bathroom and jump up onto the toilet at full speed. After her brakes didn’t work a couple of times and she dove headfirst into the bowl, she started standing up beside the bowl and peeking in. Which she did one time while my husband was peeing. RAN into the bathroom, right in between his feet, and popped her little head over the edge….right into the stream.
She’s not really interested in the toilet anymore.
Lesson LEARNED!!! Ahahaha!
As I have said a million times: Cats have no brains. Of course he drank B’s piss.
You’re just mad because he takes your breath away.
Literally.
hahaha
the worst would have been if Murray then went right in your face right after licking B’s pee.
My cat would always want to be lovey after having his face in the scariest of things…
They just KNOW, somehow, don’t they?
Not bad revenge for the farting down the throat incident! Or was that the other kitty?
Oh, truth! No, that incident was totally Murray! Little bastard.
I laughed at this post and then spilled some coffee on my cat Rasputin. He was not too pleased and this only caused more laughter.
I love that “angry yet totally bored with your existence” look they give.
My cat always comes into the bathroom when we’re in there, whether we’re peeing, taking a shower, having sex etc. As far as I know no urine from either of us has gotten onto him yet but I’m sure at some point in the future this will happen.
Maybe not urine… maybe something else, if you’re sexin’ in there…
Golden showers and bestiality. Two-for-one special.
I should make coupons.
let us know if his hair is any softer… before you know it we’ll all have new shiny silky smooth hair.
THAT’S how I can make money off this thing! Selling B’s pee!
My cat always needs to be around one of us whether it is in the bathroom or anywhere else in our home. With that said, I don’t think we’ve ever peed on him. If it makes you feel better, I’m sure the litter box is much worse one drop of human urine.
So, so true.
ha, woops.
i can totally picture murray’s response to all of this too. my cat would just sit there and stare at me and be all, “the fuck?”
We must seem so completely inane to them.
Oh my goodness that was hillarious! That makes me wish we had an inside cat, just for peeing purpose. I know, I know, I am sick. Just sick!
Did you just admit you want to pee on your cat? I love it.
Hmmmm… It appears both our posts involve our animals and some, uh, licking…..
Hope that ankle feels better!
Thanks love. I’m RICEing, so it should be good.
Ooh, poor Murray. Poor, poor, Murray!!
I love him, he’s adorable! < -- completely unrelated
Even cross-eyed, yes, he sure is.
Also? I LOVE that Kanye West thing! Hilarious. I want to do it to my blog too.
Do it up, lady!
Oh, poor Murray. B should probably watch out, though, in case Murray wants revenge.
Eh, he’s too fuzzy to hurt anything.
Dude. The Kanye thing. AWESOME. Pure awesome.
Also…poor cat!!! Hilarious, though. I love your writing.
Thanks, love!
Please tell me Murray doesn’t have a yellow stain.
The hair sticking up reminded me of that scene in There’s Something About Mary when Ben Stiller plays with his “ding dong” and afterwords Mary uses his “juice” as hair gel.
Dude, I so tried to find that video online. Does not exist.
Poor Murray, and why was he licking? That got me ROFL.
He was cleaning, I presume.
Gross.
i’m pretty sure my boyfriend never peed on my cat. I could be wrong but I do know he kicked him off the bed almost EVERY time he jumped on it.
Needless to say because of his allergies, my cat, dear Captain Jack, is now in retirement.
B has allergies too, but he’s adjusted, thank goodness. I would’ve died if we had to send them back!
Maybe Murray and B have a little golden shower time when you’re not home and that’s why neither was disturbed by the events that transpired?
B, I’m watching you.
Of COURSE you went there. <3
“……with his foot.”
THAT is the part that got me, because that is what I would have done too, because I’m a lazy ass. And all of my previous female cats would have no doubt clawed my foot. But the male cats tend to just lie there and take it.
Nice to see Kanye again so soon. LOL
He just keeps getting STRONGER. Heh.
Gross!! Maybe the cat will learn, highly doubt it though, animals have to be right up in there owner’s face or ummm, other parts. (lol)
Honestly? I don’t think he even noticed.
Girl, you’re KILLING me! lol omg, this is hysterical!
btw, I have to share the bathroom too for some weird reason everyone and their brother needs to pee when I’m brushing my teeth….no cats though, lol
You haven’t lived until you’ve number 2′d with a feline glaring at you disapprovingly.
love it! i got over excited and thought you were going to turn the water on murray when he was sleeping in the sink. next week?
Ha, I’ve totally done it! I have to… they’re ALWAYS in there.
Bwuahahaha. Well… didn’t Murray shit on you? So B was kinda doing a payback thing really.
Exactly! Karma’s a bitch…
LMAO! Poor Murray…
This was hilarious! The Alfalfa picture was a great visual, lol!
I thought so.
i had different thoughts when i saw B + Murray + dongknot… but i wont go there. hahahahhaa!
and big lolz to the kanye west spoof of your site. hahahaha!
Oh, EW. Hahaha! Thank god it didn’t…
I am thinking that a penis shake wouldn’t taste very good.
Groooooan.
I just know there’s a pussy/golden shower joke in there somewhere, but I just woke up and my coffee hasn’t kicked in yet.
Ooo, someone went golden shower, but NO one brought pussy in yet. Well done.
Congratulations on Murray’s christening!
Haha thanks!
I said CAT.
I wouldn’t piss on a dog.
That would be mean.
Plus, the dog would probably enjoy it. And that’s not good for anybody.
That’s a hilarious story, though the word “drip” always gives me the heebie-jeebies.
You should’ve seen it in real time.
Though I do feel bad for Murray, I am stuck on the vivid description of the penis shake. Any hope for it’s inclusion in the 2010 Olympic games?
How could they not?
So I don’t get a linky after all? Not humiliating enough? Boo
I fixed! I fixed! I loved yours!
if you weren’t marrying Maxie I would totally make a play for you – loves
Awwww. Quick, she’s not looking!
That is my favorite TMI by far! And your cat is special! I love him!
He is very, very “special”.
Lol, sounds like there is rarely a dull moment at your place!
Honestly? That is SO TRUE. I love it.
No wonder Murray has dodgy eyes. I’m calling the RSPCA.
He came that way! Swear!
It appears that the number of commonalities between you and your cat are growing larger by the day.
Wait. Murray hasn’t peed on me… that I KNOW of… what did he tell you?!
That.is.freakin.hilarious. My cat is always going in the bathroom with me, laying there as I do my business. What is their fascination with it? Weirdos. I posted my first TMI Thursday, today!
http://shopaholicsocialworker.blogspot.com/2009/09/tmi-thursday-i-shit-my-pants.html
I love reading everyone’s hilarious stories!
Yay, got it linked! Thanks for playing!
love the use of the sidebar. and how has no one used “dongknot” in conversation yet?
[Sidebar: The distinct smell of ass has filled the hallway outside this office. /sidebar]
I think the only thing to do here is to go America all over its ass.
That’s a great story. I’ve never heard the term penis bump but you never know, it could be a future blog post.
Sure… as long as it’s not about B.
Amazing! Man, I feel like this is one of those tragic tales that really highlights the differences between men and women. Like … we don’t pee on living creatures.
Well, then again. My TMI Thursday entry today is also in re: urine, and does not, perhaps, place me in the best light…
http://notthatkindofgirl.net/2009/09/17/tmi-thursday-the-kind-of-girl-who-conducts-business-while-doing-her-business-a-ntkog-that-thankfully-wasnt/
The “best light” is boring! We want your horrors and humiliations!
That is pretty cute though. I mean, your boyfriend obviously loves your cats so much, it’s no wonder he doesn’t think it odd to share bodily fluids with them.
ZIIIIINGGEEEER.
Ha. I’m laughing over here at my smartness.
AHAHA!!! I bet he is, too…
Poor Murray. I’m calling Child Services to have you and B arrested.
Do they do four-legged?
Murray knew the job was dangerous when he took it.
And that Kanye thing? Priceless!
I KNOW. I think I twittered it 3 times today. Can’t help it.
It’s always a little awkward for me to have a pet in the bathroom with you. But Murray seems right at home with his parents in any situation. I would think this proves it.
He is securely attached, to be sure.
I remember the first time I saw a man pee standing up…I was horrified that they didn’t wipe their little blind eye. Now if someone had told me right off the bat about the shake, it all would’ve made sense.
I know. I think they’re too lazy even for the shake sometimes… gross.
This reminds me of the time the ferret leapt into the toilet one day after, um, heavy use. I am totally going to have to write about that as soon as I stop throwing up when I think about it.
OMG. OMG OMG. YES. DO IT.
So the daddy gave the son a golden shower… Um. Wrong. All kinds of wrong.
xoxo
Which is EXACTLY why I love you.
that is SO gross! poooor murray, he’s traumatized. either that, or he doesn’t even realize what happened.
Definitely the second one.
R Kelly likes to piss on his pussies as well.
Gross.
So… I’m dating R Kelly? That’s what that noise in the closet is.
b should not pee on cats
I concur.
Urine is sterile, no problems.
My issue here was that as I scrolled down your post, I forgot all about Urbandictionary setup, read ‘Penis Shake – 31 Up, 2 Down’, thought about it, and while it usually just ends up being two down, it usually takes me more than 31 up. Is that wrong?
Not at all. In fact, it makes you my new favorite person.
hilarious. glad i found you. my CAT peed on ME once. he was hopped up on cat nip.
Sounds like there’s a TMIT in there…
Oh and once again you made me LOL in real life. My neighbours must think I’m a creep!
But you’re such a CUTE creep.
I won’t tell you what happened after I projectile puked spaghetti and meatballs all over the dog.
It also involved licking, FYI.
Oh, vom.
Literally…
It least it was an innocuous little dribble-drabble. I’m sure there are cat owners out there who deliberately hose their cats down with urine.
I’m sure most of them live below the Mason/Dixon Line, too.
Oh, northerners are just as fucked up… they just do it behind closed doors, instead of on their lawns.
First, my ex-husband accidentally peed on the cat once. Boys and their thingys. I don’t know how they carry them around.
Second, LOVE the Kanye-d website. I was in my office snorting up a storm (laughing that is, not coke).
You are the awesome.
YOU ahr!!
A few drops probably makes the coat shine?
Silver lining…
our cats would somehow, SOMEHOW, find a way to pee on hunny in return. oh, wait, they have.
What?! Do tell!
Hahahaha, this is great. I must admit I expected much worse following the initial warning. I guess it shows you have a certain level of…er, intimacy in your household. Also, I admire you building up the anticipation there. I *knew* what was happening, but I was all, NOOO, B DON’T PEE ON MURRAY. Well played, LiLu. Well played.
It was like slow mo in a movie… NOOOOOOOOOOOO
The poor little kitty. ::Shakes head::
My dog loves to jump on the toilet seat while I’m brushing my teeth. She just sits there, watching me, so I’m rather diligent about putting it down. One day I’m going to forget. One day, she’s going to jump up and splash down. It’ll happen … and then I’ll blog about it.
See, this is why we REALLY get pets… for the fodder.
Here you are trying to pinch a loaf, and a cat is giving you the evil eye… They are the Center of the Universe- ask them!
As the Egyptians decreed.
another gem of a story with the cats, haha. totally sending this to my boyfriend’s brother to read as warning. haha.
Haha! See, this is like a PSA!
ok that cracked me the eff up! Poor Murray…and he so didnt get it. Tell B to shake next time the cat’s in the room.
The shake is a safety measure for EVERYONE.
omg, i can’t believe he did that….lol poor murray!
I can’t, either.
Awwww, poor Murray.
He’ll live.
Ah, the golden shower with a dash of animal involvement? Classic.
You know how I do.
HAHAHAHA!!! And I call my Mom Mama Bear too!!
Haha! Twinsies!
I thought it was fairly common knowledge now that shaking doesn’t really work. It just… sprays pee everywhere.
I shake occasionally, if there’s a REAL need to (like, if for some reason, there’s a lot of excess and I’m in a public bathroom with no toilet paper) — but generally, WADDING SOME PAPER and DABBING is much better.
Poor cat though
Oh, he didn’t even notice.
Poor little fur baby was R Kelly’d
Ahahaha!!!
LOL you are awesome! love the blog. good stuff. p.s. my bf wants to know why the kitty’s paw is so big?
Thanks love! I just looked at the picture and noticed that… it must be the angle! He looks proportionate in real life…
LILO Just how big are Murray’s paws? That picture makes him look like a feline version of Hellboy!!!
I had a cat called GOD* pee on me once. She came in through the back door (would have been so much better if it had been the Bathroom window) jumped up on me while I flat on the couch and let drip. She was banned from the house after that.
*Typo on the name tag her real name was Gob – full name Gobalina the neighbour did not elaborate and I unfortunately, or possibly fortunately, never asked.
Oh, I love Hellboy. And now I have my very own fuzzy version… it’s appropriate, given his affinity for cats. Maybe he procreated with one?
I agree with Jaeve, why the hell is Murray’s paw so damn big….weiirdd.
It’s just the picture, I promise. Though I kind of wish it was true. SUPERHERO KITTY.
My little Papi cat also loves the bathroom. You can not sit on the toilet without giving him a pet. Then, when you go to flush, he puts his paws on the rim of the toilet and watches the water swirl. This is how he got the nickname “toilet cat.”
Hmmm, look at the bright side, if it was the cat who peed on B, it would have been a lot stinkier
ahahahahahhhhhahahahahah!
have a good weekend lilu!
The fact that you have enough gross stories to come up with one every Thursday is simply astounding.
Don’t cats lick their own butthole? LOL I wouldn’t worry too much about a little pee. I love how you watched it all happen in what seems like slow motion though and didn’t do anything to stop it. ha.
My aunt had two siamese….one was really chunky and had crossed eyes….always reminded me of Barbara Streisand…………..lol
Every cat I’ve ever had loves being in the bathroom while I pee. My mum claims it’s because they can smell pheromones or something in your wee.
Oh yeah and I LOVE the Wedding Crashers ref in the title, I can just hear Vince Vaughn crooning this to a startled looking cat.
I have an award for you on my blog.Pickety pick!
Lol well, it could have been worse…At least it was only one drop!
no Friday post? WAAAAHHHHH.
Are you stuck under a large PBR?
Aw, poor Murray! Now him and your boyfriend shall share an eternal connection, united through the powers of pee … or maybe I’ve just had one too many coffees.
Hope you have a great weekend!
That’s one for the ages! the cat’s probably been into worse!
Most of my friends have cats, and I always find it inexplicably awkward when their cats join me in the shitter. It’s just weird, man. I don’t like company during. It’s my epiphany time! Especially not cats, I’m fucking allergic.
oh god. ur poor cat. i should call the humane society.
Thanks for following me! I’ve only read a few posts so far but your blog is hilarious!! Happy I found it.
For some reason this reminded me of the time in the pediatrician’s office when I was holding my 8-week-old son on my lap (sans diaper) and he just let it fly (was it #1 or #2? can’t remember). I just recall the seasoned older doctor laughing and saying I had been initiated. As a parent/pet owner, you get used to cleaning up liquids of all varieties in places where they shouldn’t be.
Get the cats out!!
Good thing I don’t have a cat. I think I would have enjoyed peeing on it purposefully and watching the expression on its cute face. Perhaps I can take part in the next TMI Thursday.
i don’t know what i love more. . .
the fact that you have 124 comments on this post alone. . .
or that you gave us the urban dictionary definition of said penis shake.
This story is classical and I’m proud of Murray for taking it like a man but the update sent me into fits of giggles. You kill me.
I Just want to say Happy birthday to you and your blog!:)And that you have a very beautiful blog!
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