Maybe B and I shouldn’t be allowed to have three day weekends, because apparently this is what happens.
It all started with a simple tweet…
Maxie, how long do you think Axe Murderer would wear this before killing me?
Her response?
“I think it’s worth $5 to find out.”
FTMFW!!!!!!!!!!
This is the point where I mention how last week when we had a steak knife in the living room to help open IKEA boxes, Axe Murderer picked it up in her mouth and ran around the room with it.
Keep that in mind as you view the rest of these. I sure didn’t.
The difference between you and her?
She makes this look good.
You are dead to her, B.
I'm not sure Murray even notices anything's there.
What? Life is good.
You have to be done now, right?
I hope you get me some dignity for Christmas.
What the...
Seriously... I pity you.
I do not think you realize the gravity of your actions.
Contemplating a jump.
This is my "I'm Killing You In Your Sleep" face.
I am so mad this whole video didn’t come out, because it was the funniest two minutes of my entire life, but somehow only a (hilarious) split second recorded.
Enjoy.
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Oh my god, LiLu, you have just made my day! Thank you!!!
Ever so welcome, my dear.
.-= Paula´s last blog ..BOLLOCKS!!! =-.
Hahaha. Awesome. When I dressed Orla up in tiny sombreros and sunglasses a few weeks ago she was far more cooperative than she should have been.
It makes me wonder what we could get away with…
.-= Racquel Valencia´s last blog ..Housekeeping =-.
I did the same thing to my dogs last year for Halloween. One was dressed as “the devil”, one was a “bumble bee” and the other was a “witch” (which HE didn’t like of course).
I’d sleep with one eye open if I were you, because you were certainly getting the kitty look of impending doom!
It is an evil look.
Halloween’s going to be fun this year…
Your cats look fun
Although I would sleep with one eye open for a bit, lol.
At least. Or lock the door…
.-= Jenn´s last blog ..Laborless Day =-.
is that flounder? or is that a bumble bee?
regardless. those poor poor animals. haha.
Oooo, that just made me wonder if I could find a Sebastian and make them do “Unda da Sea”!
.-= alexa – cleveland’s a plum´s last blog ..hey shorty, it’s the weekend =-.
I had Theo in the dog snuggie yesterday. It’s already reminding him of the jingle, jangly elf hat that he’s forced into at Christmas.
I can’t see them doing well with bells, but now I really want to try.
.-= Ben´s last blog ..I lived the dream. =-.
There oughtta be a law against this kind of thing.
Shhhh. I feel them. This is payment.
.-= A´s last blog ..Gotham at Night =-.
She hasn’t killed us for it:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hopers/1738256927/
Yet…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hopers/287401103/
YESSSSSS!!!
.-= Hope´s last blog ..Dear Neighbors: Please Let Me Sleep, KTHXBAI =-.
eeeehehehe I LOVE these pictures!
How can you not?
.-= pinkjellybaby´s last blog ..From the Professional =-.
Dressing up the kittehs is always a great idea!! To us anyway. To them, maybe not so much…
Eh. They’ll live.
.-= kylie´s last blog ..Without Books and Music, Life Would Really SUCK! =-.
My cats won’t sit still long enough to get those things ON them!
You gotta get them when they’re sleepy and confused. AKA date raped.
.-= k8´s last blog ..Yes. Yes, I Did. =-.
Hahaha! Hilarious! My friend would put a bowtie on her cat, which made it look like he was wearing a tux (black cat, white belly, haha!), and he hated that thing soooo much! Awesome.
Oh, Axe Murderer could TOTALLY rock a bowtie.
.-= Britt´s last blog ..Darling Daughter Diaries…Vol. 2 =-.
So cute!
I thought so.
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Awwwwww!! They’re both adorable
Albeit angry…
.-= Taylor´s last blog ..Does Anybody Blog on Labor Day? =-.
Hahahaha I put my cats in full blown clothes.
Target has a tutu and princess hat in their dollar rack things.
I will be looking for it next time…
.-= Ashley´s last blog ..Ashley and Heather’s Vlog-o-Fun! =-.
I love it! My cat would never sit still long enough to let me dress him up – and I think Boyfriend would leave me if I ever tried haha
You just gotta get ‘em drunk.
Both of them.
.-= Jennifer – Somewhere In Between´s last blog ..Recharge =-.
I have put reindeer antlers on the dogs at Christmas, so I can’t cast any stones!
I feel like dogs are better about it anyway. They aim to please.
.-= Skylers Dad´s last blog ..I thought I was wrong once, but turns out I was just mistaken =-.
Don’t worry about it, I plan on dressing Mia up as a slutty schoolgirl for Halloween!
This I have to see…
.-= Lil’ Woman ´s last blog ..I Work Hard For The Money, So Hard For It Hunny =-.
I love dressing Harry up ridiculously. Like this little gem: http://justatitch.com/2009/08/01/practicing-for-the-nursing-home/
He loses his shit every single time. But I do it again. I’m a terrible mother.
TOTALLY WORTH IT.
.-= Amy — Just A Titch´s last blog ..Beer and worrying in Sacramento… =-.
that’s funny. poor cats, though :S!!!
PL ♥
Ah, they’re tough. Builds character!
.-= Penny Lane´s last blog ..Won’t you come out to play? =-.
I love Murray, but then again, he reminds me of my old kitty Static.
Axe Murderer is definitely going to get you while you sleep, maybe you should put the kitty mittens on him every night before bedtime.
YES YES YES YES.
.-= littlemsblogger´s last blog ..Crayons =-.
My day is complete now. Love it!
Yay!
Hahaha, that is awesome. Whats the fun of having an animal if you can’t dress them up every once in a while.
This is what I’m saying.
.-= mandy´s last blog ..All Over The Place =-.
I think I hear your cats calling PETA. Hilarious! My deceased dog took 1st place in several halloween contests, she loved to strut her stuff. Chad’s worn reindeer antlers for a few photos. But the cats, the cats in my life have been the type who bring home live snakes and dead bunnies. There’s no way I’m messing with them!
I think it makes it funnier because the cats are so obviously like, FUCK YOU.
We saw those at Target yesterday! I liked the Pharaoh on the best! They look so cute! Our cat rocks the ties too
I am TOTALLY going back for the Pharoah.
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They now make Snuggies for dogs. I bought one for my friend and I am waiting to get it.
But not for cats. Snuggies are bigoted.
Agreed. We should totally market it, though.
.-= Kristina P.´s last blog ..Sticking My Neck Out =-.
Awww kitties look so cute. =) I love the jester hat. And I think I’d be scurrred if my cat picked a knife. I can def tell Axe Murderer is the best name for her. But shes super cute regardless.
She was named aptly, there’s no denying that.
.-= Nickie´s last blog ..Flashback Friday! =-.
Hahahahaha! I love that Murray doesn’t care.
For reals, he was like, “Whatevs. Keep the wet stuff coming, Food Dispensers.”
Dignity for Christmas…..Blaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa hAAAAAAAAAA!
How funny!!!!!!! I wish your whole 2 minutes came through on that video…what happened to the rest? lol
Words cannot describe. It was priceless.
.-= sheila´s last blog ..Are You There God? It’s me, Sheila =-.
Leeeove me some pet costume time! The vid is hilar. I have a pig outfit for my dog. I laugh and laugh and she kills me with her glares. Then when I’m sleeping she gets me back by farting in my mouth.
Oh, I know all about the midnight farts-in-the-mouth. Totally worth it, though.
.-= hiphophippie.com´s last blog ..From One Scumbag to Another? =-.
OMG! they are the cutest!!! Even with things on their lil heads they don’t seem to mind…my cats would be running away like someone’s chasing them with a knife. Hmmm, I wish you’d have pics of the knife incident, that would be funny >:D in an evil way. My cats likes to carry anything that they can find lying around the house e.g plastic wrappers, paper balls, my candy bar… yeah they’re good like that.
Hope you had a great weekend
Haha! Hope you did too, my dear.
.-= a!kO´s last blog ..Monday blues =-.
hahaha not a chance in hell my cat would have lasted a second with those hats…
It’s easier when you’re drunk, somehow.
.-= Jenn´s last blog ..big brother time. =-.
i have a feeling my bad karma will reincarnate me after i die as a cat owned by someone just like you. TORTURE.
I promise never to go full outfit.
Wait, no I don’t. AT ALL.
.-= GingerMandy´s last blog ..This is long and I can’t believe I wrote about politics… =-.
Aww. Those cats are a-do-ra-ble. *sing-song voice*
They are good ones, to be sure.
.-= auishtha´s last blog ..TAT: The most awkward PDA..ever. =-.
omg my sister dressed up our cat in an outfit she got from build a bear workshop… he was not amused. (but i definitely was)
I’m thinking full clothes might be the next step…
.-= mollymouse´s last blog ..Anything Can Happen If You Let It =-.
My boyfriend and I just got two kittens a month ago, and you just opened up a bag full of amusing ideas my friend!
Do it quick, before they’re big enough to kill you!
.-= Herding Cats´s last blog ..Teaching: Earning a Living by Indulging in my Control Freak Self =-.
That is so fantastic. And I don’t even like cats.
Exactly. Whether you love or hate them, this is hilar.
.-= Cute~Ella´s last blog ..There’s no water at work… =-.
i also dressed my dogs up for halloween once. one was a princess and one was a witch. it *almost* lasted long enough for me to take one picture.
my current kitty is gigantic, i made her wear one of my t-shirts and other than the neck hole being too big and the sleeves being too long it sort of fit
Pictures.
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That is amazing. If I ever tried that with Tinkerbell I’d lose a pint of blood but suspect it just may be worth it for the cuteness.
Oh, it’s so worth it. Even if she does kill me.
.-= Meghan´s last blog ..Terminal Velocity =-.
Holy shit. Was he bangin the cat! That’s em effin awesome! I want to be friends with this guy.
Obviously he was. There was more of a segway into it in the long version…
.-= Travis´s last blog ..Kid Funk Has A Blog! =-.
That’s half the fun of having a pet – putting them in something ridiculous. We used to put antlers on our dog at Christmas.
And tried to hook him up to the sled. He was not pleased.
Oh man, maybe the two of them together…
.-= Liebchen´s last blog ..Because “designer” makes everything better =-.
YES!! Kitty dress up WIN! Axe Murderer probably will try to kill you in your sleep. Or at least send some of those juicy farts lovingly your way.
I just threw up a little at “juicy farts”. It was a long weekend.
.-= siovhan´s last blog ..best friend friday, j-school buddy =-.
If you can’t fuck with your pets, what’s the point? And I have that same book shelfy thing.
IKEA, baby.
.-= Captain Dumbass´s last blog ..“Book ‘em, Danno…” =-.
Ha! Anyone who doesn’t think that’s fun stuff needs a serious lesson in fun stuff.
AGREED.
.-= justrun´s last blog ..Growing, new projects, and making peace with gas =-.
Hilarious!! I think it’s especially funny when people put silly things on their cats because cats have such a natural “Fuck you” look on their faces at all times.
Exactly. It makes it SOOO much better.
.-= Erin´s last blog ..Number Six, Hold the Feces =-.
omg, can’t stop laughing
The thought of Axe Murderer with a steak knife in her mouth is pretty scary!
thank you, I needed that!!
Haha. You are welcome, my love.
.-= Lauren´s last blog ..I hate that I don’t hate you. =-.
My friends tell me they will no longer be my friend if I dress up my cat. True story.
And now, you see that it’s worth it to do it anyway.
.-= Erin´s last blog ..Labour Day =-.
Well played. There’s nothing more hilarious than the murderous glint in the eye of a cat wearing an amusing outfit. Dogs just look depressed.
Agreed. The murderous glint just MAKES it.
.-= Soda and Candy´s last blog ..Make sense? Wanna know what you’re playing for? =-.
All i can say is AWWWW!! nothing better than kitty torture.
Harmless torture!
.-= caroline´s last blog ..Amber the ham!!!!! =-.
bAHAHAHahahha i love it! we do the same to our friends cat… he’s been quite cooperative but who knows whats going through his head. last june, we celebrated his 1st birthday and it was bee themed (which is why i love the bee hat for your cat) and we dressed him up in a bee costume made for dogs. hahahaha!
heres a pic where we put bee party hats all over him. he wasn’t happy.
http://www.beecreative.ca/2009/06/my-weekend-in-pictures.html
Oh my lord, I LOVE it. Animals are obviously meant for our amusement, no?
.-= Kym´s last blog ..Technology makes me anti-social =-.
We TRIED to dress one of our cats up ONCE. Never again. Amazing yours didn’t even care.
Well, Murray was okay with it. Axe Murderer was… murderous.
yeah, she’s gonna kill ya
Worth it.
I think dressing up pets is AWESOME. My BFF has two kiddies that I take care of when he travels. I’ve been dying to send him pics just like this, but he swears it REALLY damages them on a super deep level and has promised to HURT me in all kinds of ways should I ever decide to try. This is so funny! I’m forwarding this post to his email in hopes he giggles and let’s me dress up the kiddies for funzies!
Do it! Kids are really just big kittens in disguise.
.-= Cindy´s last blog ..BBU (Big-Brained United) =-.
I’m a firm believer in the benefits of pets wearing hats. Babies too. I once put a clown hat on our naked baby. How we laughed, poor Bubba had no idea why, as she sat there buttnekkid in a little clown hat. Bless her, I wouldn’t do it now. If my hamster was still alive I’d make it wear a wizard hat.
A wizard hat, eh? I think you might be on to something…
I just got a new dog and I plan on conducting a similar experiment. I’ll let you know how it works out.
YESSSSSS.
.-= Jill Pilgrim´s last blog ..Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Programming =-.
Here’s your free one for the day….
Disclaimer: No animals were physically harmed in the filming of this post. They are however, suing for mental abuse, and character defamation.. Animals have also advised us while we sleep, they will shit in our dry cereal, and scoop the sugar out of the bowl with bare paws- and play in it!
Fair trade.
I appreciate your taking one for the team. Well done, Lilu!
Totes!
I hope you sleep with one eye open cause that cat is so going to shit in your shoes.
Thank goodness it’s still flip flop season…
.-= Gladys´s last blog ..Eighteen at Last! =-.
Oh, girlll….seriously, FTMFW. So damn cute.
Right? Who could resist?
.-= Vie´s last blog ..Hilarious/I’m demented =-.
I would seriously consider sleeping with one eye open for the rest of your life. Hilarious! My cat, Bella, would probably have a heart attack trying to get the thing off. I love that Murray’s, like, “whatever.” He’s stylin’
He totally rocked it.
.-= emma´s last blog ..Pleasure Bouquets: Immersion =-.
Your poor kitties! Too funny!!!
I know. It could not be helped.
.-= Lucy´s last blog ..The Ultimate Compliment =-.
AHHHH ! lol that’s hilarious
I luuuuuv the hats ! You guys are crazy and adorable. Your cats must totally hate you but whatever, they sprayed piss on B.. revenge !
Oh, truth! This is just retribution!
.-= Aritza, Goddess of .. ´s last blog ..Goddess of .. My very first award: Over The Top! =-.
That’s hilarious! My sister has a pug and when he was really little she bought a green polo shirt for him and my dad has one just like it. She’s got a picture of them lying on the couch together watching TV in their matching outfits. It was then when I began to appreciate a good costume on an animal.
Oh, I would pay money to see that.
.-= Susan´s last blog ..an urban adventure =-.
Hahaha! I have totally contemplated doing this to my kitteh. poor little guys never saw it coming
I know. I am an evil mommy.
.-= Aimee´s last blog ..Brazen Little Bastards… =-.
OH MY!!! So, I was sitting in smally town Kansas this morning, with NO internet, and I started to think about your tweet about the cat costume, as I looked at my in-laws cat. To come home to this post….whew, made me totally laugh out loud.
Whew…made my whole weekend!
Awww, so happy to, my dear!
.-= Wendy´s last blog ..I Hate Story Problems or Seven Penises =-.
LOL, very cute!
.-= Katy´s last blog ..Bad blogger…and goodbyes. =-.
My cat, Socks, would have scratched my eyes out and snatched my breath for doing such things.
.-= TravelDiva´s last blog ..Vote Early, Vote Often =-.
I was contemplating stopping following you, but the one-second video at the end redeemed the whole situation.
.-= Sassy Britches´s last blog ..Wondering About Bloggy Cliques =-.
Oh god – you’re now that kind of pet owner… Totally cute though.
.-= Kate Coveny Hood´s last blog ..Goodbye Summer =-.
Best captions ever.
Murray doesn’t seem to mind much. Axe Murderer, on the other hand, looks as though she wants to live up to her name.
.-= coolasfolk´s last blog ..She says the darnedest things. =-.
aww poor cat
your kitties are adorable.
i would never do that to my cat. i would be too scared that she would hate me.
man, she had me trained.
.-= controlled chaos´s last blog ..Hello =-.
This is AWESOME!
.-= sleepyjane´s last blog ..Bath time! =-.
Too Cute.. Seriously!!
.-= Deeps´s last blog ..Being Able! =-.
Your cats really enjoy those hats…I mean if people enjoy wearing them why not cats?
.-= Patrick´s last blog ..The Single Life: 20 Tips For The Perfect Date =-.
I used to dress up my dogs. When I was like, 11. Although, if you ask my dad, I just did it yesterday, despite the fact that my dog has been dead for 10 years.
.-= BeckEye´s last blog ..Sonic Sunday…on Monday =-.
Ha! Hilarious. They look sooooo amused with the whole situation.
.-= Brooke´s last blog ..Ballmania Lip Gloss =-.
You know, I’m not a cat person at all. But that just made me want to buy a cat and a hat for it and make fun of it for hours.
So funny!
.-= Loys´s last blog ..There are things I am good at after all =-.
Seriously.
The cats will, one day, kill you in your sleep.
You realize this, right?
.-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Motivational Filler – Panic =-.
You are about to have your ass scratched off!
Axe Murderer has such beautiful shiny fur.. i’m sure that makes up for any indignity imposed on her.
.-= nashe´s last blog ..Ballet + Ice = AMAZEBALLS =-.
Uh…It doesn’t seem like a good idea to publicly embarrass a knife-wielding cat named axe murder.
.-= MJ´s last blog ..Reconnecting (Part 2) =-.
I think that dressing up animals is just the perfect mix of torture that it’s fun for animal lovers and haters alike.
.-= BigSis´s last blog ..Witch Way? =-.
I would have been ginsued like you wouldn’t believe.
I did have this one cat though I tied balloons around it’s waist and when it tried to take off, the balloons followed. Said gato proceeded to go ape ess and run through three floors of home until finally getting tangled behind the washing machine, balloons still in tow.
.-= Jimmy´s last blog ..Holy Esss, Me Wants!!!! =-.
LOL! I put my dog Selena in a ghost costume last Halloween. It was hilarious until she started eating it! LOL
What, they didn’t have any with the Steve Martin “Arrow Through the Head?”
omg those pictures are beyond adorable! my fav is the last one
Im scared of your cats. Well not Murray. Pee ess…I don’t even like cats but now I want to get some just to dress them up. I wonder if I can get a sponsor for that.
bahh.
Worst. Comment. Ever. I know.
oh lovebug, you just gained my readership for life with that one!! i made LuckyDog wear a monkey costume for his first halloween (9 years ago!!) and he still hasn’t completely forgiven me. Shawn tried to buy Otis a costume at walmart today actually….he’d wear it too bc he’s such a dum-dum…
so cruel…yet so entertaining. thank you!
hahahah supercute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Awesome! It’s not torture if it’s funny!
I am DYING laughing at this. DYING. The cat hats are KILLING me! Ahahahahhahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Where In The World Is Tony Bennett? =-.
I’ve never seen a cat yet that enjoys being dressed up. Obviously yours are no different. Love the photos!
.-= speakyourself´s last blog ..‘Extreme Shepherding’ indeed! =-.
I am dying from laughter right now!! I think my cat would kill me if I attempted any of this. I was slightly tempted by Dracula’s Cape for cats at PetCo. But she’ll shred it to pieces…then she’ll go for my face.
.-= Pinky´s last blog ..Labor Day Weekend!! =-.
LOL thats pretty much awesome. grace (my cat) would probably try to rip my arms off as i put the thing on her!
.-= alissa´s last blog ..fly boutique =-.
Oh my. I shouldn’t love this but yet I do. LOL.
.-= Ela´s last blog ..Three Little Piggies =-.
Oh. Dear. God. I was just catching up in my reader and came across these lovely pictures. I LOVE the bumble bee… I’m so buying one for my dog, she hates me already and tells me regularly. She’s pretty much a cat anyway, so if the hat fits…
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