Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v14

by rachaelgking on August 1, 2009 · 57 comments

By now, I’m pretty sure everyone and their mother has seen the “Wedding Entrance Dance”…

Well, this morning I discovered the hilarious response video via Herb of DC. I give you the “DIVORCE Entrance Dance”!

Now, of course, Maxie and I need to think up an even AWESOMER response-to-the-response video for our own upcoming nuptuals… ideas??

{ 57 comments }

1 georgie August 1, 2009 at 10:48 am

OMGosh that is hysterical and I think I might wanna divorce my husband for that tall dark drink of water
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2 tiara August 1, 2009 at 10:50 am

wow, haha… I haven’t seen that before, lol. The guards part is always my favorite, haha… and oh, the judge too :P

ps: and thank you for commenting in my blog, and omg, you’re the first and you’re like hyper famous, I feel honored :D
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3 tiara August 1, 2009 at 10:51 am

and, may I know how do you add this [reply] to your comment section while also have that ‘followers’ gadget? I’ve been dying to know D: lol
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4 Sheila August 1, 2009 at 11:25 am

That IS hysterical, lol. I saw it on our local news last night. I thought both were very cool. Although chances are this is gonna be SUCH a new trend. It’s gonna get old.
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5 Elizabeth August 1, 2009 at 11:25 am

That rocked! I need an event too. You definitely need to come up with something.
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6 Badass Geek August 1, 2009 at 11:26 am

What about the “Oh Shit, I’m Pregnant Before We Get Married, Hope I Don’t Barf From Morning Sickness Before I Make It Down The Aisle” dance?

I’ve heard it to be all the rage.
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7 Lil' Woman August 1, 2009 at 11:26 am

lol…that’s hilarious! : )
As far as your wedding…
First and foremost: Forget your dad, Steve Colbert should be walking you down the aisle
Second: Do the dollar dance…guests get to slow dance (grind, whatever they want) with you as long as they pay $1 or more…you’ll need two bridesmaids to accompany you for this…1) to collect the $$ ..2) to hand out the shots after their done dancing with you..it’s a win-win…booze & money
Lastly: Forget the JK video, instead of you dancing up the aisle, you have strippers dancing at the alter for you …again another win-win.

Your welcome! :)
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8 Herb August 1, 2009 at 11:29 am

can I play the Unicorn in your wedding video?
.-= Herb´s last blog ..JK Divorce Entrance Dance =-.

9 Jennifer - Somewhere In Between August 1, 2009 at 11:36 am

So, the divorce dance is way better than the wedding dance!

As for you and Maxie, I’m thinking something like Romy and Michelle – an interpretive dance that gets interrupted in Maury-like fashion with someone coming in thinking they’re your baby daddy…

I’m sure yours will be nothing short of amazing!
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10 Kristin August 1, 2009 at 11:52 am

I busted a move over my last breakup. Oh and if Steve Colbert walks you down the aisle I’m crashing your nuptials!

11 Lindsay August 1, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Awesome. No other words to describe that.
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12 for the love of pictures August 1, 2009 at 12:15 pm

That was hilarious :) To add on to one of the above comments, if you decide to go strippers dancing at the altear route, you need to have appropriate music – maybe Kid Rock’s American Badass?
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13 Kym August 1, 2009 at 12:55 pm

BAHAHAHAHA! Oh MY GOSHHH THAT RESPONSE WAS FREAKIN’ GENIOUS! hahahaha i really enjoyed the brides entrance and the slow mo’ part. aweeeeesome! can’t wait to read more from your blog! :)
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14 bex August 1, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Considering how boobilicious you are, I INSIST that there be prodigious amounts of shimmying. And I’m a big fan of the fishing line and reel-in.
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15 Constructive Attitude August 1, 2009 at 1:21 pm

LOLLLLL that was hilarious. and they did a pretty good job with the dance moves. liek doing it exactly how the wedding entrance was. hahahha. thanks for sharing!
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16 Elizabeth Marie August 1, 2009 at 1:22 pm

The bride was a little skanky. Maybe that’s why they’re getting a divorce? HMMM oh fuck who am I to judge (shoveling left over pizza and xanax in my mouth)

I can’t wait to see your dance. I think it will complete my life. And you already do that…
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17 toothfairynotes August 1, 2009 at 1:24 pm

hahaha hilarious! really cool post! thanks for sharing this!

*loves*
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18 Foggy Dew August 1, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Thanks for the weekend laugh. You know you’ve arrived when someone starts making fun of you.
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19 Cassi August 1, 2009 at 1:43 pm

It is totally goofy that the first video made me CRY??? Wow I think my hormones are really going nuts! lol
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20 Colby August 1, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Maybe you and Maxie could have some satirical “defense of marriage” protestors. You know, like you’re fighting the man to defend your love.
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21 Critty Critty Bang Bang August 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm

I am so glad you posted that danged video. It made me laugh ever so much.
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22 Sevi August 1, 2009 at 3:40 pm

That was priceless!!
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23 jen - tsk August 1, 2009 at 5:45 pm

Those are soooooo funny!! I’ve not seen either before!

You should definitely do something fantastical for your entrance! I’ll put a thought on it. x
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24 Shop Girl* August 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm

I love the divorce dance… it’s WAY more exciting than the wedding dance. haha

Maybe you and Maxie can make a wedding night dance? The entrance into the hotel room? haha
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25 Teresa August 1, 2009 at 8:02 pm

It is a rainy day here in La and I have enjoyed some blog reading….So glad I stopped by
yours. I enjoyed my visit.

26 Ela August 1, 2009 at 10:12 pm

Love the reply even better!
I’m not witty enough to think of a *reply* dance, but you are so I can’t wait to see it!
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27 Lucy August 1, 2009 at 10:41 pm

I didn’t see the wedding video, that was great and loved the divorce one even better!!!!

Can’t wait to see what you come up with???
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28 Alissa August 1, 2009 at 10:58 pm

Oh man what a funny blog! thanks for visiting mine=)
I absolutely love your header.
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29 Andhari August 1, 2009 at 11:25 pm

Oh wow people are weird! Lol amazing though! You and Maxie better top it off, how about Open Marriage dance? You need spotlights, a bunch of male strippers and a pole for that!

30 Patty Duke August 1, 2009 at 11:33 pm

Of course you know you have to do the stanky leg.

31 Als Simmons August 2, 2009 at 7:51 am

hilarious!
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32 Tellie August 2, 2009 at 9:13 am

lol!! I never came across the video until today, and it was awesome. Thee response was equally funny!
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33 buffalodick August 2, 2009 at 10:06 am

Get married in wheelchairs…. They are comfortable, you get a way better parking spot, and you’ll get more and better gifts…

34 nashe August 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm

My cousin wants to try that for her brother’s birthday! Gosh. lol
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35 Britt August 2, 2009 at 1:28 pm

LMAO! I had never seen the wedding dance video, but I’d heard about it! The divorce video is hilarious. Love the slow motion!
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36 Susan August 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm

That was awesome – the dancing was so much for skilled in the second video for some reason…
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37 Jill Pilgrim August 2, 2009 at 3:16 pm

I really think you and Maxie should do a Dirty Dancing themed walk done the aisle. Complete with lifts. And perms.
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38 C.C. August 2, 2009 at 3:31 pm

Hahahahahahahahahhahaha
LOL
that divorce response was funny. First i was like oh haha..but that’s mean and wrong.
But the end made up for it, “just kidding guys!” And I could re-watch and laugh properly.
Thank you for sharing!!!!!!!
The slow motion bit was hilarious.
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39 amanda August 2, 2009 at 4:49 pm

these dancers are MUCH better performers than
the actual wedding peeps.
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40 Jenni Jiggety August 2, 2009 at 8:25 pm

Naked christening!!!!!
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41 SassyGirl August 2, 2009 at 10:22 pm

Wow, that’s a pretty awesome wedding entrance if I do say so myself.
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42 Ashley August 2, 2009 at 11:01 pm

Good stuff! I saw the wedding but the divorce is stellar!
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43 Nicole August 2, 2009 at 11:50 pm

LMAO!!! After a shit night bartending, I needed that video. First off, 2nd taller lawyer…call me. Second, is it just me or was I just waiting for one of those chicks to slip and fall on a piece of paper? Classic tho none the less, reminded me of how happy I was to be in court on the day of my divorce. Ahh sigh…..memories.

44 Lilly August 3, 2009 at 1:06 am

Oh you so do have to come up with one – loved the response video.
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45 tanya August 3, 2009 at 9:50 am

that is hiliarious!! Love it :-)
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46 Jessica August 3, 2009 at 9:58 am

I laughed so hard I cried! Love it!

I so have to put this on my blog!
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47 The Peach Tart August 3, 2009 at 10:18 am

This was brilliant
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48 Down and Out Chic August 3, 2009 at 12:38 pm

very nice, these gave me a good chuckle. the first video is too cute, the second one is heeeelarious.
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49 Siovhan August 3, 2009 at 5:13 pm

Oh my gosh I snort laughed SO loud in an almost empty newsroom. My assignment manager gave me the evil eye.

THAT IS EPIC.
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50 katelin August 3, 2009 at 7:46 pm

i saw that divorce one and man too funny. next there’s going to be one with kids or something.
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51 Nikki August 3, 2009 at 7:55 pm

Excellent. They think of everything! If I couldn’t get my husband to do something funny at our wedding, I doubt I’ll have any luck when we divorce!
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52 StartingOver@28 August 3, 2009 at 8:01 pm

OMG. Dare me. My divorce will be final on Thursday…dare me to do it! ha.
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53 Clare August 3, 2009 at 9:44 pm

Dahlin! I have a few things to say. First, I LOVE your blog! It is sooo funny! I am so glad you discovered mine so I could visit yours!!
Second, this video is hilarious. It is kind of better than the wedding one, because at least these people could dance!
Third, I hope your week started off wonderfully!
Cheers!
.-= Clare´s last blog ..Five more little things: fashion and beauty style. =-.

54 sarah August 3, 2009 at 10:40 pm

ahaha. that was freaking awesome.

hmmmm. what can you do to upstage these people… hmmm… i will think about it and come back to you. need some brain power. to early for creativity.
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55 Patrick August 3, 2009 at 11:28 pm

Let me know what you guys have for an idea and I’ll make it happen!
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56 alissa August 4, 2009 at 12:03 am

haha I hadnt seen that! hilarious. i love watching the original video. except that my sister is getting married next year and is convinced that she should follow suite. which means me dancing down an aisle…no dice
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57 MinD August 4, 2009 at 6:07 pm

Neither me or my mother caved and watched that wedding dance ’til now, and I love it, but it totally cannot be real…
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