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***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Steal this button and put it in your post just by copying and pasting the html code in the box below, or just link back to the hub with this link (FYI- link has changed a bit!), so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory, and I’ll make sure to link to you.***
Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…
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Mama Bear, just a heads up? You should really, REALLY skip Thursdays. And don’t ever click that TMI Thursday button. For reals. I say this for your sake… not mine.
The scenario: LiLu spends last Friday at home on her couch all day.
Warning: This is what happens when you g-chat with me. Sorry for making you relive this, DC Princess…
Don’t worry… I feel better now. In fact, I feel so much better that I broke my vow of not GUEST POSTING for Miss Elizabeth Marie (a friend in need and all that crap…) Check it out here.
Happy TMI Thursday!!
Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…
Pilgrim Jill’s Its Stuff Like This That Will Forever Change Your Opinion of Vaginas
Maxie’s TMI Thursday: Why Is That In There
Wicked Courtni’s TMIThursday: A Vat of … Vomit?
PinkNic’s Contains Adult Content!
DC Princess’ TMI Thursday: Mr. Stumpy
shine’s TMI Thursday – Now I can cross threesome off my list
Taylor’s TMI Thursday: Sex Dreams
Zan’s TMI Thursday: Belly Bloopers
jenniferalaine’s tmi thursday: the dirtiest clean.
mylittlebecky’s weeeeeeeeeeeeee! (tmit)
Big Sis’ TMI Thursday: Wild and Kinky Sex?
Cassie’s TMI Thursday: A Puking Story
iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: My First Time
Stephanie’s TMI Thursday
Sean’s TMI Thursday: New Dishwasher
Racquel Valencia’s TMI Thursday: When The Moon Hits Your Eye With A Big UTI…
Random Musings’ TMI Thursday: Why Aren’t We Friends???
ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: don’t sweat it
JFo’s TMI Thursday: Useless Superpower
Jeff’s Big Steps
Vittoria’s TMI Thursday: there’s a reason they’re named after Stong Island
Colby’s TMI Thursday: My body is rejecting its host
bing’s TMI Thursday: What goes down, may come up
verybadcat’s TMI Thursday: In Which I Discover FWB
shine’s TMI Thursday – Sometimes it just ain’t pretty
spleeness’ TMI Thursday: a bunch of old diary entries
Lisa’s TMI Thursday: Piggy button edition.
Lucy’s TMI: Thursday: My First Cellphone, My Mother and a Wine Tasting.
Alice’s TMI Thursday – thanks, textsfromlastnight.com!
ikss’ pre-coitus interruptus maximus irritatingus
Lindsay’s TMI Thursday: *chuckle chuckle chuckle RUN*
brian b’s TMI Thursday #1: I Walked Alone
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I think that was a first for everyone. Thanks LiLu for the GChat on your ass…your sweet
Sweet? I love you.
Heather´s last blog ..My what sharp teeth you have!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha.
I love you for posting it.
I will relive any horror happily as long as you’re the one causing it.
PS: I love that we both wrote GChat blogs today
Great minds!
PQ´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Mr. Stumpy
That was AWESOME!
I still couldn’t see the damned video, I wish I didn’t live in such an isolated and backwards place like CANADA.
Also, my dog likes to hang in the bathroom while I’m birthing a chocolate mud baby. But dogs like poo, so what’s with your cat?
Chocolate mud baby… is that a Cabbage Patch Kid?
Mike´s last blog ..The perfect poo
The most important point I got out of this is that my toilet likes anal.
Back in a bit.
Beads are Do It Yourself!
moooooog35´s last blog ..Motivational Filler – Marketing
At least it was on Gchat and not a webcam
Don’t give me any ideas, woman…
Cassie´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: A Puking Story
Since it’s on Hulu,i can’t watch it ( as usual ). They hate non-americans. Boo.:(
Hulu is the bane of my existence for that reason. If only it wasn’t so awesome…
That was one of the funniest things I have read in a long time…lol
Judging from your post title, I’m not surprised. Hi, kindred spirit!
Brian´s last blog ..Emotional Bowel Movement
you guys didn’t snuggle after?
Nah. I did the “tuck and roll”.
mylittlebecky´s last blog ..weeeeeeeeeeeeee! (tmit)
BBerry definitely needs to be present next time. you, the berry, and the toilet could have a threesome.
Always thinking…
cavy´s last blog ..table dancing is optional
It would have sucked if you were out of TP and only had a newspaper layin around! Or a piece of cardboard!
It’s been known to happen…
Assplosion. Hee hee…..
I know. I should check and see if that’s in Urban Dictionary yet…
Jules´s last blog ..Letter to My Ex
thank god you had TP and didn’t have to use the laptop or Murray to wipe your ass —
wait, I just realized, one cat is into pee and the other poo…..you have the perfect TMI kitties!
Oooo, good call! I should see how they feel about vomit…
littlemsblogger´s last blog ..My Dad is Spiderman
I think I love you.
The feeling is mutual, my dear.
Assplosion! Would like me borrow your word, yes?
I can even use derivatives of it, like assplosive.
Can we make an emoticon for it? ASSPLODICON!!!
f.B´s last blog ..we need a hero
totally funny!
i totally talk about poo with my bestest….
and i would totally chat her up while i was pooping!
i think that is true love
i really do!
Oh, I am a huge talk-on-the-phone-while-pooping-er. Shit happens…
l.o.v.´s last blog ..sweet laura lane
I hope you realized you’ve just created a really screwed up desire in me to gchat with you about bodily functions. YOU ARE CREATING A MONSTER. Worse? I LIKE IT.
Happy TMI!
PS: hate the alcohol assplosion. Hate.
It BURNS. It burns so badly!
verybadcat´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: In Which I Discover FWB
Haha. I bring my laptop to the toilet with me all the time! Bberry too!
I even just talk on the phone (with a few selected people) while I am on the throne. Now- the phone can be a bit trickier than gchat because they hear the sounds…
I’m a big fan of keeping the mute button handy.
What?
You can never go wrong with a bathroom story on TMI Thursday!
It’s always in style.
Sean´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: New Dishwasher
and ps. why is my name not blue/linked like everyone else!?
You got it this time! You have to put in your url or it doesn’t know where to go
Ashley´s last blog ..Poison!
hehehehehe. i think i might steal “assplosion”.
Do it to it, my love!
Vittoria´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: there’s a reason they’re named after Stong Island
I’m so jealous of you DC bloggers. Not so much for the assplosion but for the awesomeness that you share.
I gotta admit, it is pretty freaking awesome.
phampants´s last blog ..Chronicles of a Half Marathon – Rock ‘n’ Roll Chicago 2009
hmmmmm, does your new place have the toilet hooked straight into it’s own twitter acct yet?
http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/08/twittering-toaster/
HAHAHA Oh my god! B, that’s what I want for my birthday…
You’re too much at times. Too much. Seriously, you’d so fit in with my family. I’m the only girl, and poo and toots are the topic of most conversation.
Yessss I would most DEFINITELY fit right in.
Summer´s last blog ..
Too funny! I’ve IM’d and even chatted on the phone while on the toilet before – but only while doing number 1, lol!
Hey, if you were chatting on Twitter you could’ve called it the Shit n Twit!
OMG… we need to trademark that IMMEDIATELY!!! Haha!
PinkNic´s last blog ..Contains Adult Content!
Ha! You would bring your laptop into the bathroom with you. And then tell everybody about it. Hilarious.
What will your mother think?!?
Ha! She won’t read if she knows what’s good for her…
Taylor´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Sex Dreams
LMFAO!!!! I totally have to work “assplosion!” into a conversation at some point this weekend!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS please do!!!
Kelsey´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: TRANSFORMERS
Thought I’d change it up a little bit:
Big Steps
Awww, that was too sweet for words. For serious.
Jeff´s last blog ..big steps
all my guy friends in college would always IM on their laptops from the bathroom, everyone knew it, it was no secret, but i was very wary of touching their computers in their room, was all ew gross! but my hubby now does it with our computer, so since it is already tainted (hehe) i now bring it in with me occaisionally too…i have crossed over to the dark side.
YES. We will convert all of you!!!
Lusty Reader´s last blog ..Phoning it in
Why do animals always hang out in the restroom? It’s not like they ‘go’ there too.
Well, actually, our litter box is next to the toilet. But they are ALWAYS in there if I am… no matter what I’m doing. Tres weird.
eric´s last blog ..Glass (Vetro)
hahahahah that was great! “i’m making ass love to this toilet”. Epic.
That was totally my favorite line.
Kym´s last blog ..Introducing WTHOAS Wednesdays!
Honestly when that happens I literally feel like I’m going to die.
Just read your guest post, your brand of crazy is easy to love! I have tons of crazy…one, if I’m driving, who ever is in the passenger seat – canNOT talk with their arms/hands…keep them in your lap unless you want to crash.
p.s. thanks for the supportive words on my previous post
HA, it was those shoes that lured you in…your first comment on my blog was back when I posted those shoes
Yes! It was love at first shoe! Thanks, love
ela´s last blog ..20 Things
That’s a true friend that will Gchat you through your ass’s darkest hour. Big ups to her!
And yeah, so excited about Always Sunny coming back, I always see the commercials during Rescue Me and get so frickin excited! Charlie is a Philanth- rapist!
Have you seen THIS???
Julie Q´s last blog ..The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
Hilarious. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
Truth.
JFo´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Useless Superpower
Ahaha! Mamabear should be so proud. She’d say “Wow LiLu, you really took that everybody poops book to heart now didn’t you?” Hilarity.
Oh, I did… I really, really did.
Nikki´s last blog ..Oh to be beside the seaside!
Remember that wine/vodka pine evening we discussed? This sounds a wee bit like my morning the next day.
Vodka soaked fruit: a great idea at the time…
Why the FUCK do we not gchat???????????
And thank you for saving me…again…I would be lost without my favorite hooker. And I mean FAVORITE.
I am chatting your face off RIGHT NOW.
Elizabeth Marie´s last blog ..Guest Post-Livit, Luvit on…Love.
Minus the wine, I’ve been living this for a week. Make it stop!
And you didn’t even get some boozing out of it?? Tragic!
Colby´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: My body is rejecting its host
Um, wow. Yeah. LMAO! Gross… But I’m with everybody else, assplosion was a good one!
It was a GREAT one. Oh, you mean the word…
hillbilly duhn´s last blog ..I VOTE FOR ME!
So…it’s possible that this happened to me yesterday. At work. Just call me a hypocrite, I totally assploded all over the office shitter.
Did you look to see if there was a virgin Mary or anything in it?
shine´s last blog ..This is how you found my blog?
it’s never occurred to me to bring my laptop into the bathroom with me. i mean, i’ve been bringing books for so long that i never stopped to consider upgrading.
What are you, Amish??
Alice´s last blog ..why don’t you suggest weekly root canals while you’re at it?
WOW. Seriously think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Does that make me a masochist since you warned me so thoroughly before reading the rest of the post?? I think so.
Long Live TMI Thursdays!!!!
You know you love it!!!
tanya´s last blog ..penelope.
What a high tech bathroom routine you have. My boyfriend likes to g chat with me from the bathroom on his blackberry, I usually politely decline. A laptop, though…now that’s pooping with style.
I am super klassy. Deny it.
Children of the 90s´s last blog ..Hypercolor
I am crying.
1) because I am sad that we dont gchat
and
2) you said “occupado”
Gchatting, COMMENCE!!!
LivingWicked´s last blog ..TMIThursday: A Vat of … Vomit?
Uh yeah. What Courtni says. *wipes a tear*
Fixed!!!
Jaime | Fast Times´s last blog ..Demon Cats & Squishy Lighters
Sometimes I’ll take my blackberry to the stall but you take the cake.
I take the berry when I’m at work.
What?
Patrick´s last blog ..The System Is Down
You are sick.
And I love it.
You better!
Margarita´s last blog ..Do Over: Weigh-in Wednesday #1
I’ll bet your mom read this anyway. I’ll bet she’s trying to figure out right now how to get you to stop the insanity
Shhhhhhhhhhh…
Cameron´s last blog ..Dr Zibbs Has Been ARRESTED
This. Is. Awesome. I’m too prudish to go for it, but that is simply hilarious. I would die from laughing if anyone ever did this to me.
What’s your handle?
Vie´s last blog ..Business Time
Woah. My mind is BLOWN.
I hope you and Murray have recovered.
If you smelled what comes out of Murray’s ass, you’d know he’s JUST FINE. Payback’s a bitch…
Nicole´s last blog ..Things I have been doing whilst procrastinating:
assplosion. lol. I thought my husband was the only one who used that word, lol.
It is just so damn APPROPRIATE sometimes…
Sheila´s last blog ..I saw a Proctologist today.
Oh, LiLu, you scare me sometimes.
But that belly button is just retribution.
Lisa´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Piggy button edition.
oh my god this is hilarious. “violate it” !!!
I added your link to my TMI post (http://spleeness.blogspot.com/2009/08/tmi-thursday-bunch-of-old-diary-entries.html), awesome idea. I will never look at the porcelain throne the same way again.
Awesome! Got you linked
spleeness´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: a bunch of old diary entries
What a friend to g-chat a toilet episode with you!!
I feel for the cat (lol)
Whatever. He farted DOWN MY THROAT once.
Lucy´s last blog ..TMI: Thursday: My First Cellphone, My Mother and a Wine Tasting.
The amount of TMIs you have that feature your ass fireworks should qualify you as a toxic waste zone. I mean that lovingly. I hope I meet you someday. I’ve always wanted an excuse to wear a hazmat suit.
Okay, and I’ll wear the Snuggie! We won’t stand out at all…
TishTash´s last blog ..They Put the “Gin” in “Fucking Pretentious” But All Out of Order and Shit
just added a TMIT to mah blog, woo!
That is STELLAR.
Alice´s last blog ..TMI Thursday – thanks, textsfromlastnight.com!
I love getting all TMI in instant messenger conversations so much… It’s always a good time!
Nothing bad can come of it.
Britt´s last blog ..You Came to California for the Family, but I Came for the Fun!
new goal: explosive diarrhea, while on the laptop, (ok that has happened before), WHILE telling someone about it right as it’s happening.
you always give me a new height to reach to, darling.
It’s what I do.
GingerMandy´s last blog ..The Mayonnaise Chronicles: Part II.
Ok, then. I haven’t visited you in over 12038120938 days. And that is far, far, far too long for a blogger such as yourself.
In any case, my latest post could be pretty much seen as a TMI thing. It’s a spillage of EPIC proportions. http://lolalakely.blogspot.com/2009/08/lola-vs-spongebob-and-spillage.html
Ooooo, heading over now…
make sure your mom NEVER reads my blog on thursdays. Or ever. I want her to like me.
You are me fiancee. She has to love you unconditionally.
Maxie´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Why Is That In There
Hey, if I had my laptop with me in the bathroom and experienced the same kind of shit, I’d totally tell someone, too.
Right?? This was basically I public service…
MinD´s last blog ..Fighting the addiction.
My cats always follow me into the bathroom. Dax sometimes falls asleep in my underwear while I’m taking my sweet, sweet time.
I know, wtf is it with them? If I go in the bathroom and shut the door, they get PISSED and claw under the door… little pervs.
k8´s last blog ..In Celebration. Or Memorium. I Don’t Know.
haha oh goodness that just sounds painful. yikes.
katelin´s last blog ..Send in a doctor.
hahahaha, a little giggle for me before i go to bed (way too late!) after a night of stressing out. thank you!!!
Paula´s last blog ..PTV . . .
Sometimes I think that I may just be your fictitious alter ego, and you like made me up, and I secretly live in your head. Is that true? Are you like Jesus, and I’m like unicorns? Or something.
I’ve been drinking. But you know what I’m saying, right?
Jill Pilgrim´s last blog ..Its Stuff Like This That Will Forever Change Your Opinion of Vaginas
Ok you’re not going to believe this. I found myself STILL laughing hours later. I must have come back and reread this like 10 times! Inspired by your tale of woe, I created and added your entry to a list of my favorite such stories on the internet:
http://spleeness.blogspot.com/2009/08/and-this-is-why-i-do-not-eat-off-floor.html
You’re killing me! More??* (*well not that I want you to suffer this much in the future but seriously: “so it can go smoke a cigarette”? lol!!)
spleeness´s last blog ..And this is why I do not eat off the floor.
violent diarrhea (sp?) is such a treat. and my cats want to hang out in the bathroom while any kind of toilet action is taking place. weird!
drollgirl´s last blog ..I Hate Your Hair!
I feel a little vindicated now. Eric used to make fun of my for taking the computer into the bathroom sometimes.
Radish has developed a habit of racing me to the bathroom, which just cracks me up.
Elizabeth´s last blog ..Behind the scenes
Gross but so very hilarious… you’re too much LiLu!!
Ps. I love love your guest spot on Liz’s blog…
But if you have your laptop in there, how are you going to grip the corner of the sink counter and the imaginary handle on the wall when a major “assplode” comes along?
Zandria´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Belly Bloopers
glad you’re feeling better (have you tried wine w/out sulfites? it helps a bit).
Down and Out Chic´s last blog ..Letter to the widget people…
I don’t even want to imagine that but I think I just did.
nashe´s last blog ..O Lordy, Deliver Mine Ears From BS
ahahahahahahhahha.
HAHHAHAHHA
Since I have Crohn’s disease, [which I often refer to as Leaky Ass Syndrome] I am often making “ass love” to my own toilet!! And I usually bring my laptop with me since I know I could be trapped in the bathroom for hours!
ahahahhaha
Its nice to know that I am NOT alone
[*makes metal note to never drink too much wine!*]
meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..One Man’s Trash, Is Another Man’s Treasure [Or, Another Man's Responsibility To Clean Up!]
Reading this a little late, but this just made my Monday.
Megan´s last blog ..It’s Okay Friday
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