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MOM. DO NOT READ THIS. IF YOU DO, IT IS ON YOU. (Love you!)
Last week was a little (holyfuckinghell) gross, so let’s take it down a notch this week. And bring it back to my own personal humiliations… everybody on board?
Yeah. I thought so.
Anyhoo, when I was a wee newly-deflowered lass of 17, I was all proud of myself that I’d figured out how this whole “P in the V” thing worked, and that it could even be fun! So, for what was probably the 7 month anniversary of the first time the boyfriend got some side boob action or something (yay high school), I saved up all my monies from my hosting gig at a TGIFriday’s, and headed to the mall.
Scared to death, my Nervous Nellie self made my way to the mecca of all things every teenage girl had been taught by the social media to be “sexy”… Victoria’s Secret.
No sooner had I dipped a toe inside than I was bombarded with all things lacey, strappy, and… absolutely terrifying. A tidal wave of vanilla coconut cinnamon musk slapped me in the face, and I doubled over coughing as an enormous sales woman grabbed me and barked out what sounded like an “offer” of assistance. I desperately tried not to stare at the cockroach-esque mole looming over her left eye while I meekly uttered something about my anniversary.
“WHAT SIZE ARE YOU!” she spit at me- literally- while fondling my mosquito bites- I mean, budding bosoms.
The hair sprouting out of her eye mole was starting to wave at me, so I threw her 50 dollars cash for the first teddy she showed me and ran for the life of my tiny little breasts.
That night, I headed over to the boyfriend’s, giddy with my scandalous surprise in tow. Late as we got ready for bed, I slipped into the bathroom and- after a straight 20 minutes of work- managed to get said contraption on in what seemed like a reasonable fashion.
Proud as a peacock who’d just learned how to wear sexy lingerie, I opened the door and twirled into his room, ready to be revered as the Amazingest Girlfriend EVAR.
He looked. He half-smiled. And then he kind of grimaced, and looked at me with a twinge of pity in his eye.
Hmm. Not what I was going for.
“LiLu,” he said kindly, clearly on awkward ground… “I’ve been meaning to talk to you about something.”
“Uh, sure,” I answered cautiously, thinking to myself, Oh, great, now I have the hiv. This is REALLY going to mess up my junior prom.
”It’s just… well.. have you ever thought about…”
Wait for it…
“…trimming?”
Thud.
You see, as a young girl with only the reference point of “Debbie Does Dallas” for instruction in the ways of housekeeping in the vaginal area, I had a little something like this going on downstairs:
Oh, Joaquin, your music career’s never going to take off with that image. (Right… THAT’S what’s stopping you in your hip-hop endeavor.)
Anyhoosits, I was of course entirely humiliated and wasted no time hacking the beaver’s dam off. (Gettit?) A shitty way to get there, but ultimately? Full of win.
Other awesomely bad TMI Thursdays…
Jill Pilgrim on mylittlebecky’s “Jill Pilgrim Will Grab Your Penis, And Other Truths About Life.” (tmit) by jill! eeee!
Living Wicked’s TMIThursday: Choose Your Own Adventure: Poo-ban Legend
Kylie’s My Very First TMI Thursday!
the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: I Can Feel It, Coming in the Air at Night. Oh No.
*PinkNic*’s TMI Thursday: Who Let the Cows Out?
Stephanie’s TMI Thursday: Green Eggs and Ham? I don’t think so!
ikss’ i think the honeymoon is over
The Love Goddess’ TMI THURSDAYS: BUTT LOVE (NSFW)
Vittoria’s TMI Thursday: the Costa Rican Chronicles
Just A Girl’s TMI Thursday: The Time I DIDN’T Poop
The Demigoddess’ TMI Thursdays: Why Pubic Hair is Evil and My Awesomely Scandalous SMS Ringtone
Taylor’s TMI Thursday: I’m Still A Lady
BigSis’ TMI Thursday: The Grand Canyon, huh?
Witchypoo on Kelley’s Guest Biatch: Witchypoo – Arseholey Naming Conventions
Spleen’s TMI Thursday: I fell asleep while writing. And then sold the notes.
Mb’s “This shit’s so crazy, I couldn’t even make it up.”
Maxie’s TMI Thursday: This is too horrible for a title <— WARNING: WORST TMIT EVER. LIKE, OFFICIALLY AND SHIT.
Sean’s TMI Thursday: Back to Basics
GingerMandy’s TMI Thursday: I am not a hooker.
justjp’s Never trust a sheep farmer
Lil’ Woman’s She Knows Me To Well…
ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: asked and answered
shine’s TMI Thursday – Gas Pump Fail
Jimmy’s A Roll Of The Dice
Floreta’s TMI Thursday: Vlog Edition
Zan’s A TMI Thursday Two-fer
EricaNicole’s TMI Thursday: Party hearty girl!
shine’s TMI Thursday – In which I accidentally walked in on a donkey show.
Ms. Terri’s My First “TMI” Thursday Post, aka Even the “curable” ones are never really *gone*
Jill Pilgrim’s Its A TMIT Treasure Hunt, A Very Awkward Treasure Hunt
Jeney’s TMI Thursday – Exposing Myself
Lucy’s POSSESSED! That’s my Defense!!!
bing’s TMI Thursday: Marilyn’s golden shower
verybadcat’s TMI Thursday: Don’t Stand So Close To Me
jeluttrull’s TMI Thursday: Vaginal Cream Works for Anything…
Hillbilly Princess’ TMI Thursday–Something To Be Proud Of
And a lovely TMI quote from The Maiden Metallurgist, who is letting me publish this against her will because all things TMIT-y make her squeamish:
“There is absolutely no way that you can tell a group of old-man steel workers that you have to stop what you are all doing RIGHT NOW, right this second so you can run and change your tampon.”
So very, VERY true.
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Picturing Joaquin Phoenix’s head lodged between a woman’s thighs… staring up at me… talking about toads…
You’ve ruined my life.
Ha! That’s totally fair.
James´s last blog ..Some Pig!
Who doesn’t remember fondly of the first time seeing the vageen and thinking, what is Jimmy Walker’s afro doing in there?
No one tells us these things! At least, not me…
Jimmy´s last blog ..A Roll Of The Dice
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Gotta love the good ole razor!
Is next week going to consist of waxing said problem area?
I took a while to graduate to waxing, but I’m sure there’s a TMI in there…
Pretty funny stuff! Oddly reminds of an old ditty I heard many years ago…
“The c*nt is a mystical creature,
All mangled and covered with hair,
It looks like the face of a preacher,
But can smell like the ass of a bear”…
Just kiddin’- but I hope you expect that!
HAHA that is priceless! You have it on the wall in your house, don’t you…
My boyfriend also did a good job at telling me to trim the pubes. In fact, he wanted it totally bald. He took me to the spa for a Brazilian.
I just read! If only mine had been that classy…
The Demigoddess´s last blog ..TMI Thursdays: Why Pubic Hair is Evil and My Awesomely Scandalous SMS Ringtone
You know what thought popped into my head? I wonder if the ladies in the 60s and 70s just let it all grow out hippie style.
My mind needs to not wander places.
And yet, you continue to read me. That’s a real friend.
Marie´s last blog ..Bchele
first of all, what the hell happened to joaquin? i’ve got my money on some sort of delusional disorder.
and i think i’ve had the exact same saleswoman at a victoria secret, hence why i LOATHE that place.
you make me laugh!
I know. Thank the baby jeebus for online ordering! At least the computer can’t molest me.
Down and Out Chic´s last blog ..Plate Walls, because you asked for it.
That’s a hilarious story, though I’m sure it wasn’t at the time! Oooooh, the discoveries of youth!
No. No it wasn’t. Now, though? HILARIOUS.
Melissa´s last blog ..The Virgin Monologues Part III: Male Virgins Are Hot.
His first mistake was telling you to trim before getting down to bizness. Everybody knows you lay out the criticism afterwards. :p
Right?! I never said he was the brightest crayon in the box…
First off, I must tell you that I always refer to sex as putting the “P in the V” tooo! (lmao)
Secondly. That was hilarious, but of course not in a hahaha we are laughing at you way, more like I’m sure everyone has been there way.
<333 you!
I know. I’m loving the stories of how other girls found out about trimming…
Nickie´s last blog ..Hello, My Name is Bill and I’m A Hurricane.
Ugh, why do boys do that?? Seriously. I mean, shut up boys. YOU trim FIRST. When you’re 17 you don’t know, right?? Well, I knew… but regardless….
Either way, it’s just ALL BAD. Such a mess… literally.
Margarita´s last blog ..Open For Business
After all of that work you went through to get all gussied up and he pulls out that trimming comment. Way to go, Mr. Timing.
Yeah. NOT a keeper. But what boy is, at 17?
Kim´s last blog ..Everything is Broken
Sorta reminds me of those new commercials for that shick razor… some double edged concoction where women walk past unruly bushes and then suddenly the bushes are trimmed
Ha, that’s the first shaving commercial I ever thought was even the teeniest bit clever!
deutlich´s last blog ..Reflection
haha I love your Mom warnings!!!
And aren’t those “aha!” moments darling? Mine was at a summer camp. I was in a bathing suit. And I’ll leave it at that. hahah
‘Nuff said! Haha.
When I read your TMI post today, the first thing that popped into my head was the commercial for the women’s schick trimmer razor. It’s called “Mow the Lawn.” It is hilarious! If you haven’t seen you it must check it out…especically at the :30 mark (reminded me of my first time hahaha)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9JZWpZS6-g
AHAHAHAHAHAHA that is PRICELESS!!! Love it!
I just posted my first TMI….my poor mother
Yours and mine.
Lil’ Woman´s last blog ..She Knows Me To Well…
Oh god, I really wish I’d come here before going to Maxie’s…then I might have seen the warning! God help me and my lunch!!
I’d be super embarrassed if a boy said that to me…at that age anyway!! Did he like the sexy nightie even though he ruined the moment?
I know. Maxie’s takes the cake. And YES, as soon as we dealt with the… situation… we were good to go.
jen – tsk´s last blog ..The One Where I Have a Busy Busy Day!
WOW! That is bad, but at least you were young. I had to have this conversation with a now ex, just 3 years ago. She was 25. Yeah, awesome.
You actually just made me feel a lot better. Thanks for that. Also? WOW.
justjp´s last blog ..Never trust a sheep farmer
Ha! I remember the “grooming talk”— coming from the boyfriend is bad, but from the grandmother? Holy eff.
Now THAT is a TMI. Do tell!
justrun´s last blog ..And there we have it
The lawn only gets mowed if the hubs is paying for it. Other wise I’m too lazy…
I learned about this grooming need from my ballet teacher when I was in 8th grade. Italian genes and pink ballet tights don’t mix…
But they do make the funniest visual EVER.
Lauren´s last blog ..No Comment?
Oh man, that’s hilarious (now that time has eased the humiliation, of course). Did you end up having sex that night or storming out in a teddy-clad huff?
Honestly, I can’t remember. The embarrassment washed everything else away.
Racquel Valencia´s last blog ..Divisadero
Obviously your boyfriend did not know the joy of partaking in a V that resembled Lamont from Sanford and Son.
sidebar:
Sanford and Son theme song: Best sex background music ever?
Discuss.
Oh, please. Everyone knows TPain’s “I’m in Luv With a Stripper” is the only way to go.
moooooog35´s last blog ..Summer Reruns – My Tattoo
Oh the joys of pubic hair. And teenage boys who’ve watched only porn and don’t understand what au naturel looks like. And first trips to VS!
Oh the humiliation of all those things, too.
Seriously. Life is hard.
Vittoria´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: the Costa Rican Chronicles
Gosh, I’m so glad I’m Brazilian and grew up wearing tiny bikinis, so figured out the trimming part on my own, as soon as things started to, err, show.
If only we were all so lucky…
Beach Bum´s last blog ..In the need for girlfriends…
you know, i went YEEEAAARRRRS without learning how to Trim The Dam, so it’s pretty shocking i don’t have a very similar story to this one. what sweet little gentlemen i must have been dating
I suppose in some way I should be grateful for the heads up. Sigh.
Alice´s last blog ..first world problems
Well that’s just rude. If someone said that to me they wouldn’t be getting any more sex!
Aw, he was sweet about it. You know… for a 17 year old boy.
*PinkNic*´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Who Let the Cows Out?
It was the 80′s for my budding career as a slut. Therefore, trimming wasn’t really heard of too much as of yet….
You youngsters…. *shakes head*
At least you were warm!
Kris´s last blog ..The Shiz My Kids Say
And some people still think that beaver dams are good for the environment… Psshaw.
This is what I’m sayin!
Badass Geek´s last blog ..In Which I Get A Dog
wow. sexy lingerie fail. he couldn’t have mentioned it AFTER you seduced him in your lace getup? come on, dude.
I know. Game FAIL.
GingerMandy´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: I am not a hooker.
Oh my god. that picture after those sentences made me laugh out loud.
You win.
We all win. Except for Joaquin.
J´s last blog ..I’d Say It In Person, But You’re Currently Ignoring Me
You truly are the queen of TMI. This is definitely one of those horribly embarassing stories that we pretend never happened. At least, I pretend I always trimmed and shaved!
What a dick, he picked a horrible time to tell you that. Probably the worst time in the entire WORLD!
Apparently, there is no shame I won’t share.
Taylor´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: I’m Still A Lady
I am surprised you ever decided to do anything with anyone else. I would have been scarred for like…but then again I don’t have a vag.
The vag is resilient.
Skippy´s last blog ..Commuting is Fun, or How to Catch Pertussis in 30 Miles
Oh LiLu, Hilare! I think we all needed help in that, um, area in our teenage days.
I know. At least we get a good story of it, right?
Michelle´s last blog ..It’s been awhile since I’ve had him…..
I’m glad you took it so well…I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t have been quite so calm and understanding.
I was too embarrassed to be pissed. I’m sure that came later.
Liebchen´s last blog ..Belief, makes things real…
Although the boy’s timing could have been better, at least he told you in a fairly nice way.
I learned the whole trimming thing around the same time as you but my boyfriend didn’t put it as nicely. He said something along the lines of he’d rather not floss w/ my pubes. I think I cried a bit and then sat on his face, farted and told him he’s a dick. How’s that for revenge? I know I’m a class act.
Reason #4,506 why I lurve you.
Kellie´s last blog ..Good news, everybody, we’re extending arts and crafts time by four hours today.
Don’t they have one of those women at EVERY Victoria’s Secret?? I think its a requirement to fulfill their EOE quota: 1 lady with scary hairy mole? Check!
It scared me away. Though I’ve gotten better at dodging them when I go in for the sales now…
EricaNicole´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Party hearty girl!
EEO instead.. I suck.
TWSS.
EricaNicole´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Party hearty girl!
Yup. That was VS’s for me in high school. And for the love of gah and all that is lace, I died a little bit for your 17-year-old self just then.
Thanks, hon. So say we all.
HOMG WTF LMAO.
That was lolzy indeed! 17… that was the year of major learning for me, too. 17 and 18
Very, VERY educational…
nashe´s last blog ..Yogi Nashty
Dude…I understand the need for landscaping, but could he not have talked to you about it at a more reasonable time? This is just mean. Sheesh…boys are poopy.
Poopy in the FACE! Boo yah!
ikss / Karen´s last blog ..i think the honeymoon is over
Yes they did! My first boyfriend was astonished that I would give myself a haircut. I just thought it was normal housekeeping. He made fun of me! For trimming!
Now THAT is bass ackwards!!!
witchypoo´s last blog ..TMI
Hahahaha- in a word? Awesome.
In other? Sauce.
Wait, what?
Jill Pilgrim´s last blog ..Its A TMIT Treasure Hunt, A Very Awkward Treasure Hunt
Hahahaha, you have to love the attacking sales woman. And after all that trouble, only for it not to be appreciated. Oh, teenage boys. Gotta love the awkward years.
Oh, and Joaquin Phoenix’s new music career? Perhaps the most hilarious thing EVER. We joked about this all the time at my part-time job when his “last movie” came out.
It doesn’t get old. Especially when you consider how great he was in Walk the Line. Come on, Joaquin. Don’t do this to Johnny’s memory.
Vie´s last blog ..Nothing Gonna Rain on my Perfect Day
Mother of God, that’s MORTIFYING!!!!
Thank you, thank you.
Catherine´s last blog ..A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous
So there are times when I read your stories and get this eerie, spooky feeling. The hairs on the back of my neck stand up and I think, “Well, shit, I wonder if…maybe we’re actually living the same life or something.”
I could tell almost this same story. Had the exact same conversation with Nudist Parents. And I think “grooming” should maybe be an entire chapter in that “Health” book they tried to make me read in high school. We didn’t have Sex Ed. in Texas, swear. They only teach abstinence here.
I had sex ed THREE TIMES in Massachusetts. We should share a little with the South.
shine´s last blog ..TMI Thursday – Gas Pump Fail
Ha! That’s awesome. And hits a little close to home these days. It’s very, very difficult to keep the bikini area looking tidy when your pregnant belly gets to the point that you can’t see said area. And, y’know, out of sight, out of mind and all that. A few months ago I was getting into the shower and miraculously got a glimpse of the nether regions and was HORRIFIED at the jungle going on down there. Seriously, it was like I had sideburns on my legs. I said to the hubs, “dude, I can’t see what’s going on with my pubes, you have GOT to let me know when it’s getting this bad.” He just laughed and laughed…
I have heard this… should it ever happen to me, my man will totally be on grooming duty. P.S.? You KILLED me with “sideburns”.
Wendy´s last blog ..Apparently, the traditional 3-year gift is leather. Rraawr.
Oh man this post takes me back to the good ole days… bikini line what?
Right? Sigh. Being a woman is hard.
Julie @ Wearing Mascara´s last blog ..A Cleveland-Style Bachelorette Party
LMAO! You’d think he wouldn’t have any complaints about a girl showing up in his bedroom in sexy lingerie!
Maybe it was THAT bad… okay, stopping now!
Cassie´s last blog ..My parents went to Disney World and all I got was this onesie
I think I also had a face like that down there… ages ago—
Priceless.
my share this week— http://lovegoddessspeaks.blogspot.com/2009/08/tmi-thursdays-butt-love_20.html
The Love Goddess´s last blog ..TMI THURSDAYS: BUTT LOVE
Hey at least I shaved… only it was the wrong half.
wtf is wrong with us.
We belong together.
Estranged from the rest of the correctly-shaving world.
Maxie´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: This is too horrible for a title
OMG! LMAO!! That was amazing.
Thanks love.
Sevi´s last blog ..wednesday eye candy.
Wow. Words cannot describe how I feel after reading this post.
I don’t think I’ll ever think of Joaquin in quite the same way ever again. Should I be thanking you for that?
It took me a bit to get on the Trim Train, but I’m totally on board. HOWEVER, is there a tutorial as to how to get EVERY MALE I’ve ever come in contact with to do some Man-scaping? I mean, what rock are they all hiding under? Probably the same one as the V.S. lady’s cockroach mole.
Exactly. You want a blow jay? I am NOT digging for it.
Sassy Britches´s last blog ..Things I Want Thursday: B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E, Aggressive! Be, Be, Aggressive! *clap, clap, clap*
No TMI from me this week — too busy shaggin’ under-age girls, you know how it is… — but thanks for keeping it up, Lilu!
I still remember one girl that I dated who was very… wild. Like a jungle.
I like to think I found the right bits, but I guess I’ll never know.
I should have told him I was trying to be the Jane to his Tarzan.
Sebastian´s last blog ..G! Festival, Faroe Islands (retrospective)
I’m told that many couples ‘share’ the experience of shaving/grooming/removing hair down there. Actually, I don’t know if it’s ‘many’, but certainly some couples do!
Sebastian´s last blog ..G! Festival, Faroe Islands (retrospective)
Did you see that picture and immediately think “I should write a TMI about my vagina.” I think that’s what he was going for when he took that pic
HAHAHA I only wish it happened that way!!!
Nikki´s last blog ..The Perfect Margarita
Haha! I’m pretty sure that I was that way in high school too. I think it finally clicked during a conversation with my friends about grooming habits when I was a freshman in college. I quietly listened to them, and later that night, I cleaned myself up!
Thank goodness for freshman dorms, right?
Brooke´s last blog ..Gormandizers
Wow, funny!! Embarrasing but funny. lol
That’s what we’re going for.
Tee aka The Diva’s Thoughts´s last blog ..Responsibility or Respect?
Sad day for your vagina.
She cried a little.
LivingWicked´s last blog ..TMIThursday: Choose Your Own Adventure: Poo-ban Legend
LMFAO!!! Every female was there. I included.
lol
We all go through it. I also talk about it, for some strange reason…
Cass´s last blog ..Walkman Memories
You poor little thing! I don’t think I was doing any more than making sure you couldn’t see anything out the sides of my bikini bottoms at seventeen. And I hadn’t even seen Debbie Does Dallas.
The bikini bottoms would have been a good start…
Soda & Candy´s last blog ..Racist dog food commercial.
I learned everything I needed to know on the streets.
I’m scared of that statement.
shine´s last blog ..TMI Thursday – In which I accidentally walked in on a donkey show.
Your right Sebastian, Big Man helps me out down there, gives me a nice little edge up..lol
Rawrrr.
Lil’ Woman´s last blog ..She Knows Me To Well…
GAH! That brings back horrifying memories of my friend (not me…really…my “friend”) coming out of the water after swimming, looking like she was smuggling an unruly afro wearing ‘little person’ in her pants. Or seaweed. Either way, not good. But hilarious!
I hope you gave her a tip, so she didn’t fall to the same fate as me…
Ms.Terri´s last blog ..My First “TMI” Thursday Post, aka Even the “curable” ones are never really *gone*
I’m comforted by the fact that it resembled the beardiness and not the partial hair-lip. I wonder if there is a such a thing as a vag hair-lip? And now I’m going to stop asking questions I don’t want the answer to.
NOW YOU’VE GOT ME GOOGLING “VAG HAIR-LIP”!!! See what you’ve done!!!
hiphophippie.com´s last blog ..Slaying the Boredom Dragon: Part Deux
I laughed out loud, OMG, that is hilarious but then I started to think, I know that this is horrible but was that guy gay??? Because, well, umm, most guys just want it , you know, not to worried about the trimming, especially at that age. Oh, gosh, that was probably so politically incorrect all the way around.
He became a Marine shortly thereafter. Not that that means anything…
Lucy´s last blog ..POSSESSED! That’s my Defense!!!
I’d hate to think you found the WRONG bits. Just sayin’.
Jaime | Fast Times´s last blog ..Do not be flabbergasted at the content in this post.
This is grand. I remember the first time a boyfriend confronted me about tidying up my lady bits… I didn’t even know people DID that except for porn stars. And I was 20. O.O
Well, it does seem like a lot of work. I already shave 50% of my body, now you want me to add MORE??
Jaime | Fast Times´s last blog ..Do not be flabbergasted at the content in this post.
Oh sh*t! That was awesome. Awesome, awesome! Sometime I’m going to write a TMI about my mom’s bush… I think not while I’m job hunting though.
Today I wrote a non-gross TMI-ish story (I didn’t tag it as one since it’s a stretch)… but it’s a TMI about how retarded (oops. un-PC words) I am.
Katy (from A Life Fulfilled and Katy Streams Her Consciousness)´s last blog ..TOP 10 SHAMEFUL MOMENTS IN THE HISTORY OF KATY
And get this: the mom reads so I asked her for permission. She said sure. Ahhh!
Oh, my lord. I am
scaredexcited for us all.Katy (from A Life Fulfilled and Katy Streams Her Consciousness)´s last blog ..TOP 10 SHAMEFUL MOMENTS IN THE HISTORY OF KATY
GEEZUZ I feel like throwing up so hard right now. And not because of your hairy monster but because I just realized you were 17 and I was 26 when MY HUSBAND made me aware of the hair. Now thinking back to all the poor guys that had to endure “that” ….. ewwwwww!
Awww. That’s kind of cute, though! At least it was the one who mattered…
twinkie´s last blog ..Greenday Here I Come
ok…when I scrolled down and saw that hairy face-I about peed in my pants!!! That was the funniest thing I have read in a LONG time!! thanks for the laugh!!!
So very welcome
Amy Webb´s last blog ..Quote of the week….
I’m sure Joaquin’s not thanking me…
omg girl you are too much. as always, thanks for sharing.
Too much = juuuuuuuuust right, in my book.
RachelSmiles´s last blog ..sitting on my desk…
oh the memories. I had no clue about trimming until I was almost 20, then I was like, you want me to take a razor to my what? I was absolutely terrified of cutting it and then having to have to explain to the ER room doc what the hell I was trying to accomplish!
Honestly? I’m sure it happens ALLLLL the time…
Lauren´s last blog ..Dear New Temporary Receptionist:
TMI Thursday police, here. Everyone had BETTER write something TMI-worthy. LOL.
Kidding.
Sorta.
Anyways……
This was certainly mortifying.
Also? Maxie’s literally made me sick.
Me, too. When that guy told it I honestly almost threw up. Which was a nice precursor to our lovely meal.
Casey´s last blog ..Boobs and Boredom
I can’t believe you still let him put his p in your v. You are a giver, my love.
umm…I’m scared to read Maxie’s. If you say something is the worst…that means its the BEST. Going…
Also?
I fucking can’t stop saying “also?”
I warned you re: Maxie’s…
Elizabeth Marie´s last blog ..Dawn of the Living Shred
Reading this made me think of that scene in the movie Waiting when the waitress, Naomi (my favorite character in the movie) shows her big bad beaver to the staff….such a great movie.
I tried SO DAMN HARD to find that clip online! It does not exist. Argh.
Stephanie´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Green Eggs and Ham? I don’t think so!
Aww, man. Boys are dumb sometimes! You must have been absolutely mortified!
150%.
Bing´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Marilyn’s golden shower
Dude, 17 year old boys should just be thrilled to be seeing a vagina, not criticizing it. Mass media, what have you done for our teenage boys sense of entitlement?!?!
For serious. No, but, REALLY… for serious.
Princess Pointful´s last blog ..My hypothetical life on a hill
Ohhh man. This happened to me once. Except rather than Mr. High School trying to be polite I got, “OH MY GOD! You don’t shave down there?!? Yeachk!”
Yea. Cried while I hacked it all off that night.
I may have shed one or two. At least the bush was there to soak it up. OHHHHHHHHHHH
Jeney´s last blog ..TMI Thursday – Exposing Myself
Well God bless the girls that wax shave. And that’s all I have to say about that.
Oops, that sounded a bit like Forrest Gump. Speaking of forest…
No one wants a furry box of chocolates.
eric´s last blog ..Cement Mistakes and the Grave of Peter
OMG! That’s horrible! That guy was such a dick!
Eh. More clueless than dickish.
Though maybe I’m just justifying the 3+ years I spent with him…
Low quality on his part but every girl has to learn somehow.
Amen, sister friend.
Kristin´s last blog ..My Dream Office…and a De-Light-ful Giveaway
At least he tried to be nice about it? The ex and I had a similar conversation roughly 13 years ago… and now I can’t imagine letting things get unruly ever again.
“Unruly” and “vag” should NEVER go together.
verybadcat´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Don’t Stand So Close To Me
“A tidal wave of vanilla coconut cinnamon musk slapped me in the face”
This cracked me up to no end. Funny, AND true!
I know. And it STILL does. I hate going into Vicky’s.
wafelenbak´s last blog ..Kitty Needs a Home
bahahahaha. i would be so embarrassed if i was told the same thing. *knock wood – please do not let this happen to me*
It was bad at 17… it would be SO MUCH WORSE now!
the girl in stiletto´s last blog ...musing on a thursday, because tomorrow is friday.
That’s pretty hilarious! Oh, the things we learn at the tender age of 17. Even though it was probably embarrassing at the time, at least now it’s one of those stories where you can look back and laugh. =)
I have so very, very many of those…
Gina´s last blog ..Alright Mr. DeMille, I’m Ready For My Close-Up
Teehee. Hairy Joaquin. Still sexy in a fucked up way. Kinda like your … never mind.
*SNARF* Top notch, my dear. Top notch.
Miss Rosa´s last blog ..Everybody Wants Something
hahaha that is way too funny.
katelin´s last blog ..Sign me up for Bridal Showers 101.
and by funny i mean embarrassing and ummmnevermind.
Yeah… that’s about right.
katelin´s last blog ..Sign me up for Bridal Showers 101.
Hey, didn’t he know that he could have used some of that to floss after he was done? Man, let me tell you, some men just don’t know how to do it.
Ohhhh, so klassy…
jeluttrull´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Vaginal Cream Works for Anything…
lol I totally relate to the whole vitoria’s secret scenario! lol
They’re like that everywhere, aren’t they??
hanako66´s last blog ..Etsy Wednesday on Thursday – Wedding Edition
HAAAHAHAHHAAHAHAH! i’m DYING laughing right now, picturing this!!! love it, LOVE IT!
My vag feels a little violated… but in a good way.
mandy´s last blog ..I just wanted to be sure of you.
i am BEYOND sure that Joaquin’s beard is really just scraps of pubic hair he has assorted from various dumpsters and trash cans.
wait. maybe i sound too sure…
whatever. i’m standing by it.
And I by you. And it. Threesome!
f.B´s last blog ..to the tweenage dirtbag on car #571
I kinda feel like it was the totally wrong moment to say something like that.
Thanks, Captain Obvious…
Ok. So you just made me (for the first time ever) not regret the Michael Phelps – 4 hours a day training in a pool- kind of torture that my parents subjected me to. You know. Cause I learned to groom. Young. Well done.
Luckyyyyyyyyy.
Colby´s last blog ..Stolen Lines #6: I hate you Facebook
I hear if you dont trim you get chaffage in the vag and ingrown hairs.
You won’t be laughing when you pluck it for me, hooker.
lemmonex´s last blog ..I’m Vlogging, Yo
well, fortunately men really didn’t expect a clear view with I was a lass, plus we didn’t even have Vicky to help us out. My mother was certainly no role model according to the contents of her lingerie drawer. Now let’s see how I can say this…hum…well…uhh. Now men are pleasantly surprised that I decided to get rid of it before it got gray. Now it that’s not a TMI Thursday I don’t know what is.
I didn’t even think of that! I will shave/wax forever, if only to NEVER find a gray hair in the bathing suit area…
Does this mean that the 17 year olds I “dated” were more liberal about the whole puss hair issue?
I’d like to think so.
Because that’s the only thing they would have had going for them.
ZING!!!
Zandria´s last blog ..A TMI Thursday Two-fer
I hated the shaved feel. ‘ouch’ When I hooked up with BH he loved me au natural. He cried when I went chemo bald down there. Now he wont let me ‘trim’. At all. He insists on mowing my lawn. Hey, it’s all good. Whatever rocks his world, rocks my world.
Priscilla´s last blog ..Oh no she dnt!!! TMIT
I’m a native Floridian and spent most of my youth in bathing suits. Trimming was just an obvious extension of leg shaving – every (girl I know, at least) did it as soon as they started having something to trim. It is still rather strange to hear controversy about it. Then again, Floridians tend to wear swimsuits into/around more public places then anywhere else I’ve lived so I guess the need was more visible and obvious.
Connie´s last blog ..Too bored to blog
Men. How clueless. I know I always keep it shaven and smooth down there but I just wish men shave too. I like em clean and looking nice as well. Can somebody pass the memo?:P
..Really, men should save too!
Andhari´s last blog ..That time of the year…
Awww
Poor-17-year-old-Lilu 
Both for having to be groped by a hairy-moled sasquatch (Moley moley moley!) and for your boyfrand telling you to trim the forest
“Ran for the life of my tiny little breasts” — hahaha!!! Lilu, you must take these along with other favorites out there and compile a hardcopy book!
Oh, and I totally get you with the JP look. My Italian/Russian heritage has seen to that!
spleeness´s last blog ..Hitler finds out MJ is dead
I agree with Andhari – because really, it’s no wonderland for us when we have to go digging for buried treasure! Men should heed their own advice!!
Jennifer – Somewhere In Between´s last blog ..Doing My Part To Save The Economy, One Bargain Book At A Time
thank god he had the nerve to talk to you about your lady beard. now i only wish i could get the visual of joaquin’s head hanging between your legs out of my mind.
clairemontgomerymd´s last blog ..sorry to disappoint the freaks
Gimme a few….even if I have to pause the damn movie and take a picture, I will get it for you!
Stephanie´s last blog ..Yup.mmhmmm
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