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All right, folks. This one is short and sweet nasty, just how you like it.
I’ve mentioned before that I worked at a TGIFriday’s all through high school. This particular family restaurant happened to be in a mall, so sometimes it would get, shall we say, a wee bit insane. Christmas season was night after night of two hour waits, so we servers would at times get what we industry people refer to as “in the weeds”.
It looks like this:
Anyhoo, it was one such evening and we were all going nuts, running around the kitchen, yelling for the managers to comp food off long time checks, etc. I was arguing with a cook about the piece of shoe leather he was trying to pass off as my table’s medium rare NY strip, when one of the veteran waitresses appeared at my side.
“LiLu, I’m sorry but… do you have a tampon?”
Now, I was a bit shocked, because as an 18 year old newbie, the mid-thirties Kate had barely spoken two words to me before. This was my chance to get through her cold exterior and befriend her!
“Sure! Of course! Yippideedoodah!”
Hopefully I didn’t actually say that. But it is me, so I probably did.
<——- Awkward.
We sidestepped into the ladies’ onesie where we all kept our bags and whatnot, and I pulled out a Super Size. Men, I’m sure some of you are unfamiliar, but let’s just say this bad boy is akin to a hearty kielbasa in size, and meant to control the, ahem, heaviest days of Aunt Flo.
“I’m sorry, but this is all I have,” I said apologetically.
“Oh, um… do you possibly have another?” Kate said sheepishly.
Guys, again, perhaps you don’t know this, but we womenfolk have “rules” too, much like your “don’t pee at the urinal next to another dude if there are others available” rule. Namely, if you ask a (non-friend) lady for a tampon, you take one and you’re glad of it. To ask for another is a little, well, tacky.
“Oh… sure. No problem.” Kate noted the puzzled expression on my face as I pulled out a second sausage-sized period stopper, and quickly snapped back to Bitch Mode.
“Just wait til YOU have kids!” She snapped at me, her words like acid. I fled the bathroom and avoided her for the rest of the night, partly because I was terrified of her…
And partly because I desperately wanted to be rid of the image she’d just implanted in my mind.
Like a hotdog down a hallway, folks…
Gross.
Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…
Kimberly (on KStreetConfidential)’s TMI Thursday: That Florida Chick with the Depends Wasn’t So Dumb After All
LivingWicked’s TMIThursday: Rock the Boat
Stephanie’s TMI Thursday: Who Wants To Do Lunch?
Just Playing Pretend’s TMI Thursday- Humpity Hump Hump
ikss’ memories…like the corners of my tiny, turquoise speedos
mylittlebecky’s awkwardness in and on vacation (tmit)
PinkNic’s TMI Thursday: One for the Tooth Fairy
Sebastian’s Pompom penis
Angela’s TMI Thursday: When My Mom Should Keep Her Mouth Shut
Jill Pilgrim’s Who Knew There Was Such A Large Market For Smurf Porn?
heischic’s A TMI- How To (For Men)
Jeff’s worst part of the best time
BigSis’ TMI Thursday: All the Cool Kids Are Doing It
Hillbilly Duhn’s TMI Thursday
justjp’s Don’t trust a sheep farmer or my Sister for that matter.
Long Red Cape’s TMI Thursday: My dog isn’t really a picky eater.
the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: It Tastes Like…Victory!
Tiffani’s TMI Thursday…*Lickety Split*
Sean’s TMI Thursday: Not a man?
RachelSmiles’ TMI Thursday: Rant
Ms. Terri’s What’s worse than lobsters on your piano?
Insomniac Lolita’s My High School Ex is a Slut, so is My Ex-BFF
Lucy’s TMI: Thursday: TAME: Only Child Abuse
verybadcat’s TMI Thursday: Bare Jam
Tricia’s TMI Thursday
Tabitha’s TMI Thursday: Domestic violence?
Vittoria’s TMI Thursday: TRUE CONFESSIONS – I’m kinda gross
hisredhead’s TMI Thursday: Eww, Eww, Gross!!!!
Floreta’s TMI Thursday: Blocked
Somewhere in Between’s But I’m Allergic To Cheese!! (Otherwise Known As My Feeble Attempt At A TMI Thursday)
Mary’s Ladies, Edumacate Your Men
Ed’s TMI Thursdays and stuff………
The Love Goddess’ HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY– A TMI MOMENT!
Scarlet Begonia’s TMI Thursday: When you gotta go, you gotta go
Stephanie’s TMI ThursFriday: Underwear Only
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“Like a hotdog down a hall way” is probably my most favorite expression ever. I haven’t used it in a while – I will now be bringing it back.
It’s vintage!
Regardez Moi´s last blog ..Contest! Without Prizes!
UGH! That chick is foul and rude! lol!
We actually became friends after that. I guess I proved myself by not telling anyone about it.
Oops.
Holy Cow. How does one manage that?
That, my dear, is a question I definitely did not ask.
Alina Karle´s last blog ..Rest in Peace Ted Kennedy
Hot dog down a hallway.
I feel like that even with women who haven’t had kids.
Stupid small penis.
I prefer the term:
‘it’s like screwing an open window.’
But that’s just me.
It’s always just you, my dear. xo
moooooog35´s last blog ..Summer Reruns – My Foray Into the Porn Industry
FRICKEN FOUL!!! dude i’ve had TWO kids and never in my lifetime have i needed TWO at once…sick!
and that last image oh my…i am dying…hilarious!
I know. That’s quite the gem, isn’t it?
brooke´s last blog ..i want wednesday…
worst part of the best time
Awesome.
Jeff´s last blog ..worst part of the best time
Not that I’ll ever be in that situation, but I can’t help but think I would just wrap the first super size in toilet paper or something. I can only assume that would do the trick just fine.
Resourcefulness knows no gender.
Ben´s last blog ..We’re moving too fast…
You are right about the rules. Take what you can get!
Right?? I only wish I’d been able to contain my surprise… then I would never know WHY.
Kristina P.´s last blog ..I Like That Womb Womb Pow
Reason #1,028 why I’m not having children. I like my vagina just the way it is.
So say we all.
MJ´s last blog ..Making a difference
Two? 2? TWO????? Ick.
Heard.
Shauna´s last blog ..Friends & Reba
WHAT! I’ve never heard of people who needed two at once!!!
/belch (I told you, I can’t stand P talk. =\)
Oh, come on. If the guys can deal with it, so can you.
Seriously??? Shut the front door! Is that really what happens? Do you double that if you have twins…and triple that with triplets??? Oh my….c-section it is!
Kate Gosselin uses the whole box.
Ela´s last blog ..Follow the Bouncing Ball
Ummm, ok well obviously, ya know what, no one should ever need 2 tampons. I mean come on, did she have a full size kid?
Or was she just a hooker and errrm, doing black men?
Hahaha! She was decidedly neither… I have no idea what the deal is, and I sure didn’t ask.
Nickie´s last blog ..Super Annoyed!
I can’t even imagine two at once and I have children, I have the most puzzled look on my face and then I would never have asked for two, ever!!!!!
I was wondering what the mamas would say…
Lucy´s last blog ..TMI: Thursday:TAME: Only Child Abuse
Sounds like somebody didn’t get the husband stitch put in!
Gross, man.
Mike´s last blog ..Yup, I’m Neglecting.
What? Yuck. HOly. Blech. No.
Agreed.
k8´s last blog ..Flirting? Holy. No!
I always heard, “Shaking it through an open window during a rainstorm.”
Groaaaaaaaan.
Gilahi´s last blog ..Geek Humor
(*Throws up a little in mouth*)
If your JUNK is broke that bad, you might as well get it removed before you bleed to death. You spawned 2 already, give society a break and burden it no further.
On a different note, being an ex-Navy Corpsmen (medic), I can tell you that Tampons work great for Gunshot wounds to control bleeding and save lives. Well, unless they are shot in the head. Then they are just EFF’ed.
Wow. You took this in a whole new direction…
Ed Adams´s last blog ..“Did you hurt your back?”
We like to refer to that as the loosey goosey.
That visual scares me. Really, really.
Add that to the list of phrases that have been ruined for me.
JPP´s last blog ..TMI Thursday- Humpity Hump Hump
i’d love to know which search terms led you to that particular photo.
DAYUM.
No. No you wouldn’t.
cavy´s last blog ..on surprises.
LOL-Classic! I’m with MJ-My vag is nice as is-Better a narrow corridor than hallway. LOL
Ha! “Narrow corridor’… klassy.
HannahBlue´s last blog ..Our Last days in Victoria
I’m not sure if I’m happy or sad to report this, but my mother’s girlfriend does the same thing. She had four kids so I guess it stands to reason.
Horrifying. Truly.
DAMN! So what is she up to, a box a day?
That shiz is expensive.
I’m not going to lie – my first thought was “did she need one for a lighter day?” Um…whoops.
HAHAHA. This is why I love you.
Vie´s last blog ..Because “Office Space” said it best.
Ow. Two? That’s like some kind of parlour trick.
Oh, you Canadians with your fancy “u”s. So sophisticated.
A´s last blog ..Ode to the Emotionally Unavailable
I posted my first TMI Thursday. It’s short, but i’m cooking up a GOOD one for next week
Hahaha! I just read- that’s hilarious!
Tiffani´s last blog ..TMI Thursday…*Lickety Split*
Sounds like she needed a rolled up Shamwow instead. Another reason why it’s good to be a guy.
Oh… you WENT there.
Jimmy´s last blog ..Holy Esss, Me Wants!!!!
I have been assured by friends over and over that that, um, situation does not have to happen. Kelgels, and whatnot… apparently. But at 18, rarely are we ready to have that knowledge.
Can I do preemptive kegels? I’m doing them in my chair right now.
justrun´s last blog ..Growing, new projects, and making peace with gas
That is messed up. I can’t imagine having kids would make you need two at once. Although, I have heard of women sneezing their tampons out…
Maybe she was just trying to avoid that! Let’s stick with that story…
BigSis´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: All the Cool Kids Are Doing It
Oh, EW!
You said it, lady.
Thanks, that last comment got me in trouble for laughing so effing loud. Down to the principal’s office I go.
Watch out for the ruler.
Jimmy´s last blog ..Holy Esss, Me Wants!!!!
Wow…just….wow…
I know. I KNOW.
Herding Cats´s last blog ..Who I Am (Currently)…
That bitch should’ve been grateful. Jeez. And why do restaurant coworkers never seem to have their own tampons? I’m always asked for one. I’m thinking of taking up a collection and getting a community box.
Right? Here I am being all helpful… never again!
MinD´s last blog ..Too close for comfort.
Oh wow that’s just…wow the visual image is totally disturbing for me right now.
I think I wanna take part in your TMI today
Let me think of something:P
Oh, awesome! Let me know
Andhari´s last blog ..facebook tag, please die. kthxbai.
That took me a while to get, about 30 seconds. But when I got it…
I still have an intermingled look of terror + disgust on my face.
Thanks!
Ever so welcome, my dear.
Sebastian´s last blog ..Pompom penis
mmm. You could handle a super at 18? I was still a pristine ‘slim’.
So not the point! Shhhhhhhh.
Hotch Potchery´s last blog ..She doesn’t like the letter “W” anymore
That last picture made my whole freaking day. Hell, the week. AWESOME.
Asking for two tampons, though? That’s just downright greedy.
I know- that picture is PRICELESS.
Hannah´s last blog ..He does not know this.
So, can I have my doctors office call you to confirm the reason why I need therapy after reading this?
Yet you come back…
Badass Geek´s last blog ..In Which I Feel Young Again
that would so not work, for reasons better left unexplained.
verybadcat´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Bare Jam
Okay, so I didn’t have time to read all of the comments, but…
Do you think it was a one on top of the other situation or a side-by-side situation? I’m scared either way.
That’s gotta be a side by side, right? I mean, if we’re talking on top, you could lose…
I’m just gonna stop right there.
shine´s last blog ..In which I ramble on about relationships and you skim or skip this one.
I have two thoughts. The first is that I know many women who have had multiple children, and none of them is, um, that loosey goosey, as someone else put it. The second thought is stranger, but, I’ll share anyway- wouldn’t two make an awkward shape? I would think three would have worked better?
My parting thought? There but for the grace of god….
I can’t believe you went there. But you’re right. Three would make a lot more sense.
*vom*
verybadcat´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Bare Jam
I must say, throwing a hot dog down a hallway is such a descriptive euphemism I don’t think it can be beat.
BTW, maybe because I’m a guy, but it took me a minute to get the connection about the second tampon. I thought she was just being greedy like a homeless guy asking for money, you giving $5 and then he says “That’s all?”.
Still. Best euphemism EVER!
It is such a crystal clear visual.
Big Money Tony´s last blog ..Weekend Food Trip Around the World
Wow.
Do you put them in side by side? Insert one after another?
These are the important questions.
Lemmonex´s last blog ..And this one is about cooking…
Wow. Two? Wow. Aunt flo be heavy.
Like whoa.
Marie´s last blog ..Sitting on a Bench
That is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever heard. There is no way that’s true. If so, how come no one has invented the giant post-kids tampon? It would make billions of dollars. Give me a few years and I will let you know. Or you go ahead first, and then let me know. Thanks.
I am totally stealing that business idea. You are on your own with the bebes.
K @ Blog Goggles´s last blog ..Tomorrow
Haha. This is one reason I debate having children.
Oh, I bet you’ve popped one out in the next few years.
Megan´s last blog ..And the beat goes on
I’m delurking to side-eye that comment about doing black men.
I’m side-eyeing with you. But I’m also really glad you delurked. Hiiiiiiiiii!
are tampons even designed to be used two at a time? and if your vag is that big you should be prepared AT ALL TIMES. gross.
It would be a lot of work, for reals.
GingerMandy´s last blog ..This is what happens when Batman texts Wolverine.
Back in the Dark Ages before the invention of Super Size, I had a friend who used to tie together a handful of tampons and somehow manage to fit them all in (and she had not had kids, at least none that I knew of). I was in awe as she managed never to leak, but I failed to master that particular art of cramming.
AHAHAHAHA!!! The word “cramming” will never sound the same again…
Barbara´s last blog ..A second lick
I am pretty sure I dated her. I dropped my car keys in there and never got them back – bitch!
Okay, I never use this, but LOL!!!!!!! Couldn’t you just shake her to hear them jingle?
Skylers Dad´s last blog ..Energy Douche
ROFL
LOL, that actually made me laugh, paused, think, and shudder. I still don’t know what to imagine/think/visualize. Like 2? A super you say? Must’ve been a ….err, big mess?
It is funny …in a weird way. I just hope mine doesn’t need 2 of those too 
I am so with you on the shudder.
oh for the love of sweet baby jesus.
thats NAAAAASTY.
holy hell. ive had 2 kids and have NEVER EEEEEEVVVVEEEERRRRR had a problem like that.
**shudder**
Glad to gross you out!
No, no, no, no THAT is the most horrible thing my vagina has heard all week.
Earmuffs, vagina! Earmuffs!
oh my lord.
Two tampons at once, AND SUPERS?? Ouch, my hoo ha hurts just thinking about it.
She was a brave woman.
Lauren´s last blog ..I officially declare…
2? Really? That can’t be comfortable.
You weren’t kidding about the short and nasty.
I never joke about the nasty.
What?
Liebchen´s last blog ..I guess these things happen…
Oh my! Ohmyohmyohmy. ::cringe::
Ms. Terri’s TMIT: http://writingincrayon.com
Yay! Thanks for playing again.
Ms.Terri´s last blog ..What’s worse than lobsters on your piano?
At first I didn’t get this and then I was all HOLY SHIT! That’s hilarious and mortifying all at once.
Trust me… it was.
Lindsay´s last blog ..Second Chances
OH MY!!! I HAVE NEVER heard of such a thing!!
DO people really use 2 at one time?
One time when I had WAYYYYYY TOO Much to drink, I forgot to take one out before putting the other in. When I woke up the next morning and realized, I was about to head to the ER! I thought it was a tragic mistake NO human would do on purpose.
I’ve had similar mishaps. And it was just that- a MISHAP.
Ashley´s last blog ..My New Plant and Weekend Plans!
Would that count as DP?
Your lingo is too cool for me…
Meghan´s last blog ..Don’t Call It A Comeback
I gave in and posted one myself today!
FTW!
Tricia´s last blog ..
That’s one big vagina.
Enormous.
Kris´s last blog ..New Post Idea: WTF has Tutter rolled in???? Volume 1.
that is utterly, utterly horrifying. that poor woman. maybe she was going for time and not width.
Oh snap.
mylittlebecky´s last blog ..awkwardness in and on vacation (tmit)
Wow. Really? TWO extra large pons? I never want to have kids. That is scary shit. I use ONE slender pon b/c it’s easier to insert. And there is my TMI of the week. You’re welcome.
I love that you call them “pons”. Stealing!
Kellie´s last blog ..Summa, Summa, Summa-time
As usual, you reminded me of a story.. I was buying a round of drinks for my bowling team, a kid subbing that night (about 21yrs. old) says; “Oh Heck! I’ll have one- make it a berry flavored wine cooler!” Guys, bowling alley, smoke, hearty male laughter- and beer…you get the picture! Waitress is an old buddy, and I ask her to go into the ladies room and get a tampon, put it in the wine cooler as a swizzle stick, and serve it to the newby… The place died laughing..
Ohhhhhhhhhh vom. Also? HILARIOUS.
I love your visual aid there.
I don’t even get the mechanics of using two tampons at one time–big ones at that. I think that woman needs to get thee to a doctor, stat.
I know. That shit ain’t right.
Kim´s last blog ..Character Profile: Rocky the Dog
Oh…my…I’m just…I may be speechless…
I have never in my (apparently very lucky) life heard of such a thing! I mean, I’ve obviously heard of stretching issues, but TWO TAMPONS WORTH???
Oh, that poor woman…
Of course, the good news is that she probably never had another child…I mean, who would want to throw their hot dog down that hallway?
Awww, I hope not. All that tampon labor AND no sex??
ikss / Karen´s last blog ..memories…like the corners of my tiny, turquoise speedos
Ummm… someone may have needed stitches. WTF? That’s weird and gross and a little bitter. If the river is that swift, she should have just thrown a diaper on and called it a night. Geez. Oh, and I love the Weeds reference. I heart you!
Right back atcha, love.
Summer´s last blog ..I’m Back, Bitches: Part 1
@#$! I thought they reverted back to their semi-original size?
I actually feel bad for the lady!
Maybe she was a special case. I really, really hope so.
Casey´s last blog ..?
That’s hilarious
I thought so.
Taylor´s last blog ..Sometimes I Truly Hate Myself
My favorite Irish author Marian Keyes renders it as “Like throwing a sausage up O’Connell Street.”
I like the hot-dog/hallway alliteration though!
Haha- but the Irish version has such flavor!
Soda & Candy´s last blog ..Over to You: So Over The Moon.
Wow…just…wow. Sounds like that lady needed a lesson in “how much is TOO much” to tell a coworker about your vagina.
And also: here’s my first TMI as a married lady! http://tabithablogs.wordpress.com/2009/08/27/tmi-thursday-domestic-violence/
And speaking of TMI marital goodness…I’ve got one I reallllly want to share, but reallllly not on my own blog (where my in-laws are reading every day). If I write one, will you post it for me? I’d probably be fine with you telling people it’s mine, as long as they comment on it HERE and not THERE.
Let me know!
Hahaha absolutely! I can do like I did with Kimberley’s and put it on kstreetconfidential
Tabitha´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Domestic violence?
that’s just terrifying.
Totally and completely.
Vittoria´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: TRUE CONFESSIONS – I’m kinda gross
Wow. I didn’t think that was possible. And for the record, having kids doesn’t cause it to stretch out THAT much. She obvioulsy had some other medical condition…
I really, really hope so.
Ms. Salti/Erica´s last blog ..I GOT THE HOUSE!!!
I cried a little bit reading this. My V hurts, now.
I know. Mine cringed.
Jaime | Fast Times´s last blog ..Thursay-Schmurzday, that’s what I say!
Loved the Waiting… reference. Best movie (for ex-restaurant employees) ever.
I could watch it over and over. And not *just* cause Ryan Reynolds is bangin.
Jeney´s last blog ..I’m Just Sayin’ – Letters to my Student Loans
Dear sweet Jesus, that is BEYOND nasty. I would never profane my cooter by passing a baby through it. Shudder.
Cooter sounds so much dirtier. I love it.
bex´s last blog ..Two things
Wait, did I read this right? The chick needed to have 2? Why not just use an empty beer can for god sakes!
Empty beer can? You are SUCH a guy.
justjp´s last blog ..Don’t trust a sheep farmer or my Sister for that matter.
Maybe that’s what happens when you are a bitch to your co-workers and don’t follow hygiene product etiquette…your vag swells to egress corridor-like proportions. Take the lesson and be nice, folks.
Amen.
Dani´s last blog ..It’s good that they’re not letting a little thing like being a zombie ruin their marriage…
I had to read the comments to truly get the insanity of this. Because I’m slow.
I didn’t even know this was possible…god that’d be uncomfortable.
Perhaps I should have been more clear, but I just couldn’t bring myself to say it.
A Super Girl´s last blog ..Just because I can
I am now scarred from the image myself…! I love that graphic of the hotdog, hilarious!
I looked hard for that.
spleeness´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: putting an animal to sleep.
I was sent here by God hisself, to annoy people… You have potential! Please take over, as you have The Gift.. I want to go back to my condo in the Seventh Level of Hell- great view of the Everlasting Pit!
You didn’t tell me you have box seats!
As if the mental image wasn’t enough. The picture. KILLED ME.
I thought you’d like that.
LivingWicked´s last blog ..TMIThursday: Rock the Boat
Let me just say that I’m fasting and still feel sick to my stomach. Who thinks of such analogies?
eww.
What can I say… I’m twisted.
Hey thank for the link!
And speaking as a woman who has had three children, so GROSS! I could never imagine using more than one at a time. I can’t even wrap my head around how you would do it without losing one in there! Seriously, so rude to ask for two. She should have thanked her lucky stars that you even gave her one, let alone two. She hit the tampon lottery with you! Besides, another “rule” is to never leave another high and dry just because you are unprepared. You should have charged her like $5 for the second, maybe $20.
You are so welcome!!! That story is FANTASTIC.
Kimberly´s last blog ..Video Thursday #2
The big ones hurt la vagine. TWO?
I know. I don’t think I can even buy supers anymore.
Elizabeth Marie´s last blog ..Well, At Least Those are Pretty.
hahahahaha….Two? At the same time?! Ummm…that knowledge right there (true or not) is some mighty fine birth control…
You said it.
Brooke´s last blog ..What I’m Wearing: Date Night (More like: Hey, We Left the House! Night)
Dude. I do not see how that is even possible and I had a HUGE baby.
I can’t tell you how glad I am to hear that.
Kristin´s last blog ..Sponsor Announcement
I understand very little about all this, and that is probably for the best.
I’m going to go with “definitely”.
eric´s last blog ..How I Saved My Cup (Come Ho Salvato la Tazza Mia)
Wait wait wait. She was actually going to use 2 at once? Wait. Whoa. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Don’t think about it too much… it hurts.
Gabby´s last blog ..blind date
Can’t we just request a cesaerean?
And Lilu, LOVE the BSG reference.
Thought you’d like that.
Jo´s last blog ..No Really, Have Some More
Um.
I have sex with black men and my vag is as tight as it gets.
So.
Yeah.
PQ´s last blog ..*Tap Tap* Anyone Out There?
ROFLPMP!!!! Hot dog down a hallway!!!! Ahhhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are WELCOME.
Kelsey´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Eww, Eww, Gross!!!!
Seriously?
If I were her I would have let you think I was rude for wanting to as opposed to admitting my vajayjay was the size of the Chunnel ever since I had kids.
HAHAHAHA CHUNNEL!!! *snarf*
Miss Rosa´s last blog ..What’s up in My Hazy Head
She totally broke the code. She must’ve mistaken you for Walgreens.
Rights?? I am not wearing a blue vest under this flare, honey.
hiphophippie.com´s last blog ..Summer – You Hot Bitch
I love hotdogs…you ruined them for me…..you’re not nice….
I never claimed to be.
littlemsblogger´s last blog ..Maybe It’s Time to Change Careers….
btw, congrats on popping the 500 cherry!
Thank you so much! I didn’t even notice- haha! You guys are awesome.
littlemsblogger´s last blog ..Maybe It’s Time to Change Careers….
My pet peeve? When you give someone a pad and they make fun of you for it being so huge. (Yeah, I’m STILL pissed about that. Bitch. Don’t be mocking my flow!)
Sadako´s last blog ..Francesca Lia Block’s Nymph
“like a hotdog down a hallway” doesn’t really need visual accompaniment, the analogy is that strong. but that picture was perfection. and now i will join your mantra of “i never want a baby” *shudder*
Lusty Reader´s last blog ..Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, you’re only a day away
also i JUST now remembered i forgot to take my BC this morning. damn.
Lusty Reader´s last blog ..Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, you’re only a day away
how can something be so disgusting and so fantastic at the same exact time??
thebeautyfile´s last blog ..NY Times Thursday Stylin’ {Olsens as Cover Girls}
OMG I mISS THIS BLOG!!!!! i miss u funny lady!!!
Awesome Sara´s last blog ..I’m back bitches!!!!!
You can’t be fuckin serious can you, 2?!?
Don’t blame that on the kids, that’s from letting too many dudes run through you like your a damn McDonalds drive thru…ughhh, gross
this receives a serious
face
Lil’ Woman´s last blog ..P.S. I Love You…
say what?!?! that’s insane. yikes.
katelin´s last blog ..A cheese free week.
kegels while driving, every day for 17 years. you are too funny. … and I am relieved that it wasn’t a food and tampon post.
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Which is the exact reason why I will be having a scheduled c-section should I ever reproduce. Don’t try to talk me out of it mothers…I’ve witnessed the glory and it will never be mine!
Nikki´s last blog ..It’s Twilight Time!
Two tampons…unfriend her!
blueviolet´s last blog ..Easy Come, Easy Go…I Didn’t Know!
Girlfriends needed herself a Moon Cup, size A (for “After” childbirth–how handy is that acronym?).
Oh, the TMI Thursday stories I could tell about mine!
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I still remember the junior high rumor that so-and-so got a hot dog caught in her virginia. Those kind of rumors are never true, right?
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ummm why why??? what happens when you have kids?!?!?!??!?! hahahah! crazy lady.
Kym´s last blog ..I’ll keep my clothes on, thanks.
Her poor kids. I blame mine for a lot of things, but that’s just WRONG.
My two came out an emergency exit, but I have lots of mom friends, and that shit is NOT normal.
I’m adding this to the “Reasons Not To Have Kids” list.
mandy´s last blog ..Snapshots of Summer
Horrible horrible mental picture!!! Make it go away… *ewww*
My goodness, I hope these days she’s got a diva cup… those come in “SuperSize”, right?
And, yeah… I have the same ? as Lemmonex… side by side or in a row?
Maybe a roll of Bounty (“the quicker picker upper”) would have been a better bet.
On the “hindsight is 20/20″ side… perhaps a set of ben-wa balls would have been appropriate had you gotten her as your person in “Secret Santa”.
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That last picture? My new desktop background.
Jill Pilgrim´s last blog ..Who Knew There Was Such A Large Market For Smurf Porn?
SOOOOOOO awkward! love your TMI’s, girl! ahahhaha love the waiting pic too
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I have no words.
Seriously?!!!
::Shudder::
She should probably see someone about that.
Siovhan´s last blog ..whacked out wednesday
This is quite late, but hey, I think this is worth it! Truly a TMI for me.. lol..
Love Goddess´s last blog ..HOW I LOST MY VIRGINITY– A TMI MOMENT!
I totally didnt mean it as offensive. I just meant bc black men you know have large peepees. (Lol) Or so they say.
I’m bad with jokes
Nickie.´s last blog ..Things I Really Freakin Want!
I love these. I once got one stuck, but haven’t lost one. That I know of.
lisahgolden´s last blog ..Guarded Language
Hahaha! Like a hot dog down a hallway. Good. Ness. That picture is amazing, lmao!
Britt´s last blog ..Ask Me Some Questions, I’ll Tell You No Lies
oh dear. that is pretty horrifying.
ok, i’ll keep this story short and sweet, but i know someone who knows someone that happens to be a gay male and he buys tampons. to plug up his butt. because if he doesn’t, things leak out.
drollgirl´s last blog ..Fabio Friday
I enjoyed the Family Guy reference. The mental image associated with that, not so much.
johnny virgil´s last blog ..Some Pig.
Sneezing one’s tampon out is usually a good sign.
And she totally told on herself with that one; she could have just said she bled extra heavy. But now they make Ultra crotch rockets which are even bigger than the ones you described.
I wonder if she has to use two of those, too?
And I’ve pushed out 2 kids, and no problems in the tightness department thanks to Kegels. Refer to sneeze induced tampon loss comment above. It’s not pretty.
Neither is bladder incontinence. (I’m doing Kegels right now.)
Zandria´s last blog ..A TMI Thursday Two-fer
Oh and my mother liked to say a certain girl’s such and such must have been so wide that a train could run through it and not touch either side. That is my absolute favorite.
My mother could have written TMI blogs for years…………………………………………..
Zandria´s last blog ..A TMI Thursday Two-fer
so she used TWO? at the SAME time? omg – a regular is too much for my tight little . . . oh it’s not thursday anymore.
oh my gawd. this post is the best birth control ever. kegels, people.
michelle woo´s last blog ..Sans makeup
ughhh another reason to hve children!
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Ive never heard the phrase “Like a hotdog down a hall way” and that CRACKED ME UP
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