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B actually dropped a MARVELOUS tmi from his past on me last night, but it shall have to wait. Trust me… this one is too good gross not too share.
We spent a lovely Saturday evening having dinner at Lexa’s. Not only was the food ridiculously delicious (duh), we also got to play the game of “try to shock the new guy she’s dating!”, which is always one of my favorites. Little did we know, as the ex-boyfriend of a hospital worker, it was he who would shock us…
Here is the SECOND most horrifying story he told us. (Maxie’s saving up the first. Mom, don’t read either of them. You know what I said about Thursdays… If you do, it’s your own damn fault.)
A couple years ago, a high school principal from the Midwest (wife, kids, latent homosexual, you know how this goes) traveled to DC to receive an award that had recently been bestowed upon him. Apparently, he got a little crazy in Dupont (DC’s San Fran) that weekend, and ended up in the ER in the wee hours of the morning in a whole lotta pain.
In the ass region.
So, they give him an x-ray, and are a wee bit surprised (but not THAT surprised, because apparently “random shit up the arse” is the most common game they play) to find…
A cue ball.
Yes, folks, our Kansonian (I think it was Kansas? Sorry, America’s bread basket, if it wasn’t) principal was in Washington Med’s ER with a pool ball up the ass.
Now wait for it. Cause that ain’t even the best part.
He was also suffering from quite a bit of internal bleeding. Which, they discovered, was coming from a TEAR IN HIS COLON. What they didn’t know was HOW he’d done that, since billiard balls, while quite large for the rectum, are round and smooth and not at all rippy.
After a back and forth wherein he insisted he had engaged in no foul play at all, and they insisted they were trying to save his life and maybe now was not the time to think about whether or not he’d be able to run for mayor in a year? He finally, FINALLY admitted…
That he had taken a wire hanger to his ass in a desperate attempt to remove said cue ball.
I swear I am not making this shit up. This man put a HANGER UP THE POOPER to try and get the pool ball out.
Why didn’t he just use a hamster? (Please, please, PLEASE click that link. It’s some serious eye candy for the ladies…)
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Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…
WickedCourtni’s TMI Thursday: No. I Farted.
JP’s Sticky Situation
Jill Pilgrim’s Sir, Please Don’t Put That In My Bum
Captain Kinko’s TMI Thursday – This is my Fucking Utopia!!
JL Marg’s How Not to Keep Your Dignity
Taylor’s TMI Thursday: Look Before You Pee
Mb’s Musical Toilet
DC Princess’ TMI Thursday: No Duplicates
Love Lila’s TMI Thursday: Boybands and Farting are SO Pathetic Poetic.
Floreta’s TMI Thursday: Sex Shop Stories
Sebastian’s The meteor shower romance
Cassie’s TMI Thursday: Herpes, maybe
jenniferalaine’s tmi thursday: tiger week edition.
miss.chief over at mylittlebecky’s “I’ve never had a threesome” (tmit) by chiefee
Big Sis’ TMI Thursday: Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing Baby
shine’s TMI Thursday – Look Ma! I’m a natural!
Jassie’s TMI Thursday- School Means No
Wonderful’s TMI: The X-Rated Version of Family Guy
the iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: The Late Night Catch
Olga at Tabitha’s place’s TMI Thursday: Always Pack Your Own Bag.
Spleen’s TMI Thursday: blind date, and “guess what’s in my fist??” game
Maxie’s TMI Thursday: Growl
shine’s TMI Thursday – Tidal Wave
Sean’s TMI Thursday: Blisters
Hillbilly Duhn’s TMI Thursday
girltrueheart’s TMI Thursday
bing’s TMI Thursday: Oui, wee my friend
ChinkyGirLMeL’s TMI THURSDAY: All natural hairspray
Nikki’s TMI Thursday: Towel Etiquette
Vittoria’s TMI Thursday: you can wipe your nose…
Lucy’s TMI Thursday: Dressing Room Secret Out
Just A Girl’s TMI Thursday: Dream On
jason’s tmi thursdays
Cheddar’s TMI Thursday: Ways to Desecrate an Elementary School
Just Playing Pretend’s TMI Thursday- The Brush of Death
FoggyDew’s TMI Thursday: Save water, shower with a friend
ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: babes in toyland
Lindsay’s TMI Thursday: when you gotta go…
brian.b’s TMI Thursday #2: “I Have Never.”
Love Goddess’ Some Shuga For My Nutty Pie
Jeney’s TMI Thursday – Shaving my Legs… Off
Jimmy’s TMI Thursday
The Demigoddess’ TMI Thursday: How The Demigoddess Lost Libido For An Entire Month
MsDarkstar’s TMI Thursday – Oversharing at the office…
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HA! I can totally believe that story. I have seen some pretty interesting things in peoples nether regions.
You should be honored to know I instantly thought of you when he told it.
justjp´s last blog ..Sticky Situation
He should have just eaten a lot of fiber and went to the firing range.
Seriously. Doesn’t it seem like it would have just… worked its way out?
Mike´s last blog ..The New Trend
Excuse me while I go off to invent a time machine that will bring me back to the wonderful days where I hadn’t read this yet.
You were warned.
moooooog35´s last blog ..Links for 2009-08-12 [Digg]
Um. Ow.
It’s like abortion for guys who make the bad choices.
EXACTLY.
PQ´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: No Duplicates
NO WIRE HANGERS!! NO WIRE HANGERS!!!
Wuss.
moooooog35´s last blog ..Links for 2009-08-12 [Digg]
When going for my first(and only!) colonoscopy, I wanted to tuck a stuffed gerbil between my butt cheeks to see if the doctor would get a laugh… my wife forbade it…
You could’ve used it for a stew afterwards. *vomits*
Sounds like moooooogs having flashbacks to something he did…hmmmmmm
I know, right? He has his guilty face on…
Mike´s last blog ..The New Trend
Great minds must think alike because I wrote about a doctor’s visit for a foreign object too, albeit a lot smaller object…
*high fives*
BigSis´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing Baby
Well how else was he going to abort the butt baby?
I’m off to abort a butt baby right now.
What?
umm….this actually made my stomach wrentch and i think i may have dry heaved a little…fricken foul dude! i’ve heard some nasty “what’s up the bum” stories but i think this one tops…or bottoms??
HAHA definitely BOTTOMS!`
brooke´s last blog ..i want wednesday…
Our public educators at their finest. He’s probably a Republican.
No comment.
Okay, probably.
The Peach Tart´s last blog ..When Vibrating Panties Go Bad
*cringe* That’s horrible. And principal of the year too!!
Class all the way.
Taylor´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Look Before You Pee
I think he should have used a toilet plunger.
I suppose I deserve the image that just brought to mind.
omg, that is amazing. what is also amazing is the link to the guy with the hamster roaming around his colon. it makes me shiver just thinking about it. as always, thanks for sharing
Haha I think you’ll be the only one saying “thanks” today!
RachelSmiles´s last blog ..welcome wagon!
i mean…i know dupont can get a little wild, but that doesn’t mean you have to regress to the intelligence level of an amoeba.
im sure everyone who reads this post will think this, but i will be sitting tight and crossing my legs all day today. ouchie!!!
I’m clenching right now.
Lusty Reader´s last blog ..Life is a highway…and all I want is a nap
Oh. My. GOD. My jaw literally dropped when I read that. Jaw dropped, eyes as big as saucers, I’m sure the electricians walking by my office wondered WTF I was reading. I should go read it to them and see what kind of reaction it gets…
You should definitely show them. Just so you get to see someone ELSE’S face.
Lisa´s last blog ..Thank you.
LOL! That is MANK!
I just had to google “mank”… but yes, yes it is.
Catherine´s last blog ..But then someone in work told me…
Am I the only one who thought of Richard Gere after reading this? Or American Psycho? Yeah, probably the only one…
People really shouldn’t stick things up there.
I did not. But I sure am now. Ewwwww.
Hamster on a piannnoooo. hamster on a piannooooo.
who is going to be the first one to make the ‘no more wire hangers!!!’ joke?
DIBS.
Maxie´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Growl
OUCH.
Just… OUCH.
And gross. Mostly gross.
FTW.
Badass Geek´s last blog ..In Which I’ve Got A Complaint
My parents are nurses. Both have spent some time working in the ER. I will share these two pieces of advice with you:
1. Never, ever stick a coke bottle in your pooper. The suction it creates will render it impossible to remove.
2. If you stick a light bulb in your ass IT WILL BREAK. That’s a thousand tiny pieces of glass, which will have to be picked out of your rectum by a trained professional. Who is laughing at your stupidity.
In either situation, NO ONE will believe you that you just fell on these items. No one.
I think you should write up the baseball ball one you just gchatted me in a post. For serious.
shine´s last blog ..I only have one thing to say to this.
I swear, I had not read this before posting today. But, um. I spend a lot of time in pool halls, and I have to say – cue ball as ben wa has not even occurred to me ONCE.
Maybe I’m just not creative enough. Huh.
I think “deranged” is the word you’re looking for…
Dagny Taggart´s last blog ..So… you’re saying there’s a pointy stick, and I put it WHERE?
OUCH x10000
and how the heck did he even get that pool ball up there. if you could be a fly on the wall at that moment, actually wait, nevermind. I would not want to see how it was done.
ME EITHER. x10000.
Nickie´s last blog ..Why Can’t I See the Sky Falling?! Effin Clouds!
Love the advice! Have any similar advice for the cooch?
BigSis´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Ain’t Nothing Like the Real Thing Baby
WTF??? How did he get a pool ball up there?
Wait, never mind.
I know, right? That is a porno I do NOT want to see.
Brown Girl´s last blog ..It’s his party…
Well then. What an idiot. I would stick my HAND in there before trying a hanger. Hanger = narrow, flexible, a little flimsy, very pokey. Cue ball = smooth, round, very solid, NOT CONDUCIVE TO BEING PULLED OUT OF YOUR ASS WITH A FLIMSY PIECE OF WIRE.
Sorry, got carried away.
It’s worth getting carried about.
Just A Girl´s last blog ..How (Not) To Get The Girl
LMAO! That’s so disgusting!
WAY.
hillbilyduhn´s last blog ..TMI Thursday
I think I commented, but where did it go?
I’m sorry! Stupid spam filter. I got it.
hillbilyduhn´s last blog ..TMI Thursday
Shine’s comment made me cringe at the thought, both of them.
This gives a whole new meaning to anal beads! Ick!
WHAT is the obsession that men have with the anal cavity?????
Ach, you’ve taken to replying in the body of your comments so that there are no email notifications…!
*narrows eyes*
Great story tho’. And it feels good to be back into the TMI swing of things
Sebastian´s last blog ..The meteor shower romance
I think the advice stands. Though I think it’s more socially acceptable to put weird things in your cooch than your ass. That is the weirdest thing I’ve ever typed…
shine´s last blog ..TMI Thursday – Tidal Wave
Damn, those educators are some kinky ass people!!
Jules´s last blog ..What Would Crockett and Tubbs Do?
Ha I was thinking of you when I read this- I figured you’ve seen some terrible shit.
This story almost made me threw up in the Edit Suite. Thanks.
Patrick´s last blog ..Fantasy Baseball: Bench Clearing Brawls Counts For How Many Points?
That’s not how you use a hamster, nobody felches like Polynesian Mormons . . . just sayin
http://www.humorbin.com/showitem.asp?item=125
Holy smokes! Billiards in the butt. My Thursday is a little darker albeit funnier.
you always manage to make my stomach turn lol
ria´s last blog ..shorty swing my way
Bleh, that is so disgusting.
So, if he swallowed an eight ball with enough left english, and hit it high with no backspin, maybe both would have popped out?
eric´s last blog ..Plague (Peste)
oh my….i bet that had to hurt! ouch! So, how did it get shoved up there anyway? this reminds me of a something that was actually on the local news last year. A man had a bottle of cologne stuck up his ass. Really, it was jammed in there. And he had to go to the doctor for a surgery to get it removed. Poor guy…
I joined in on this weeks’ TMI: http://chinkygirlmel.blogspot.com/2009/08/tmi-thursday-all-natural-hairspray.html
ChinkyGirLMeL´s last blog ..Two Sides
How did he get the cue ball to even fit in his ass? Oh wait, I don’t want to know.
Courtney´s last blog ..TMI: The X-Rated Version of Family Guy
all of a sudden my desk chair is not feeling all that comfortable at ALL!! that story is crazy. God knows what a LiLo story is like when its told live! (cannot wait)
Julie Q´s last blog ..Currently..
OUCH.
if it could make its way up there, you would think it would be able to make its way back out.
blargh.
Lauren´s last blog ..FAIL.
I don’t get these people. I mean for the love of anus, there are toys attached to STRING for that. We sold a lot of those at the shop, actually…to straight-laced, Midwestern men.
Marissa´s last blog ..i am capable of wrong, too…i think…
That’s….just weird.
I couldn’t imagine sticking a hamster up my ass…
Eww gross! I would say how stupid can this man be but you have obviously answered that one…. LOL
Jessica´s last blog ..A Giveway
oh god. I recoilded in horror the moment that wire hanger came into the story. What an idiot. He totally should’ve used a PLASTIC hanger. Come on people!
Nikki´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Towel Etiquette
So how did the cue ball get there? This guy needs a lesson from the hamster guy…use a condom when inserting random junk into your trunk.
MJ´s last blog ..The pro-lifers are at it again
jesusFUCKINGchrist OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!
Vittoria´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: you can wipe your nose…
O.M.G.
This rivals a tale from my HS where a guy got a Coke can stuck on the end of his wanger… and it had to be cut off. Ouch, isn’t that sharp?
Katy (from A Life Fulfilled and Katy Streams Her Consciousness)´s last blog ..Help us sell our house: what color to re-paint the door?
Ay-yi-yi. Not having a prostate, I guess I will never understand the allure of shoving large objects up one’s ass. But it must be a powerful, powerful draw, because stuff like this happens waaaay to often for there not to be something fun about it for certain members of the population. Vive la difference, I guess?
Wendy´s last blog ..It’s the little things
What?? Wire hangers are never a good idea for this kind of thing . . . I mean, I’m constantly scraping myself with them, I can only imagine the damage they can do to other parts of the body.
Lindsay´s last blog ..Mish-Mash
Once again…you ignore me even in comment form.
moooooog35´s last blog ..Links for 2009-08-12 [Digg]
I really didn’t think it could get worse then came the hanger and then I clicked on the hamster link. YUCK!!!!
Lucy´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Dressing Room Secret Out
hahahaha
Maxie´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Growl
OMG. I have no words because once I finished reading this post, I almost threw up a little. My stomach actually turned. More so because of the cue ball up his arse than the wire hanger! Could you even walk with that up there? I’d be sliding across the floor using my arms to move, my legs limp as a noodle. Then again, I wouldn’t have a pool ball up my ass…or my cooch. Just had to say it. Good grief.
Britt´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Boybands and Farting are SO Pathetic Poetic.
Honestly though….what’s WRONG with some people?
Herding Cats´s last blog ..Interview FAIL
I have a friend who works at the Shock Trauma ER at the University of Maryland in Baltimore. They get a lot of gun shots and car accidents, but when they get a case like that they will tell you all about it. She has some of the best, and most disturbing, stories you will ever hear.
Del-V´s last blog ..Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it’s okay in the bible
really a hanger?! of all the things to use to retrieve…a hanger. And a cue ball…those ain’t small…ouch. my mouth is still hanging wide open…idiot.
Lauren´s last blog ..Monthly Self Improvement – August
A wire HANGER?!?! Holy crap. That’s some serious shit.
Damn it. Clearly, I have ass and all things related on the brain, thanks to you.
Hannah´s last blog ..In my secret life.*
A cue ball? Seriously? I can’t even fathom how that would work…
Actually, I just don’t want to.
Liebchen´s last blog ..Pack it up, pack it in
OMFG!!
That is disgusting and I have to wash my brain now to get that image out of my head…ugh.
Lil’ Woman´s last blog ..Adios Amigos!
HILARIOUS… (and gross!!!!)
Who knew men had uses for wire hangers too? That’s about the last thing I would have tried. I mean what about a vacuum cleaner?
Yes, I just made another abortion joke. Or maybe two? I’m going to hell.
Cheddar´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Ways to Desecrate an Elementary School
Oh sir, never put a wire hanger in your ass. That is just Common Sense 101.
Jill Pilgrim´s last blog ..Sir, Please Don’t Put That In My Bum
Dang. I can’t even picture how that must have happened. And then I realize I probably don’t want to picture it too closely anyway…
Katy´s last blog ..The end of the chapter
If that was the principal’s “bright idea”, I really am glad that I have nothing to do with the Kansas educational system. Poor, poor children.
Dani´s last blog ..Little billy couldn’t look at his grandma the same way again…
OMG. How stupid can one person be? LOL
Hasn’t this guy ever watched To Wong Foo? Get some Taco Bell and blast that mother out of there.
I must say, today’s crop of TMI posts is rather exceptional.
MJenks´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: The Late Night Catch
I’m seriously disturbed by this TMI. I can’t believe he tried to pull the botched abortion method on a cue ball. I won’t lie, will definitely supply my day with some laughter.
Sevi´s last blog ..good hair?
This is gloriously gross! Up the butt TMI stories are always funniest to me.
Jaime | Fast Times´s last blog ..Stupid POS can opener.
Reminds me of the kids that somehow get their heads stuck in banisters. It goes in one way, but they can’t figure out how to get it back out, only a lot more rectally painful.
Jimmy´s last blog ..TMI Thursday
One of my friends works at Boulder Community Hospital, and the ER has a huge jar filled with all sorts of items, that all came out of peoples butts!
Skylers Dad´s last blog ..Warning: Pity ahead, please slow down and go around
I may or may not have botched my comment, but lets try again.
It reminds of those kids that get their heads stuck in between the banister rails. They get it in, but can’t figure out how to get it out. Although, alot less rectally painful.
Jimmy´s last blog ..TMI Thursday
Oh wow ! This story was particularly disgusting and good
And that last hamster link .. urghh .. lol. WOW !!
Aritza, Goddess of Sarcasm & Unfinished sentences´s last blog ..Goddess of .. Jogging makes me want to kill myself !
Sometimes, you really gotta admire the human anatomy!
nashe´s last blog ..What does it mean to mean?
Wait. They were playing ass pool? Who shot the ball in the ass? (sorry, thinking outloud, thinking outloud…about to get fired)
Wire hangers…who EVEN has those anymore? They’re bad for your clothes. HA there’s the fashionista…
Elizabeth Marie´s last blog ..I’m Just a Squirrel Lookin for a Nut…
omgg hahah nasty! How the heck did he get that cue ball up there, and duhhh no wonder it caused internal bleeding!
Pop Champagne´s last blog ..Some Name Blingage
oh I loooooove hospital stories. You’d be amazed by how many people go to the ER with stuff crammed up their ass. Seconded only by extreme cases of exploded blood vessels & swelling of the dick due to the ever popular but never cleve vacuum cleaner blowjob.
repliderium.com´s last blog ..Best Quote Ever
OMG! A pool ball up the ass? How is that even possible? I think some barbeque tongs would have worked better for removal than a wire hanger. I know they take more room, but if he can fit a cue ball up there….
Brooke´s last blog ..Kaunas Art
I am consistently amazed at the things people will shove up their butts. Sorry, but I am from the school of thought that it is an “exit only” locale.
Casey´s last blog ..I hate having a chronic disease
P.S. I am not naming names (because I’m not a GIANT asshole) but one person in my reader claimed to have written a TMI post and it was totally not TMI, and, well, dumb. This is not the first time the person has tricked me.
It seems so explicitly clear to me what your expectations are for TMI posts. I didn’t want to hurt the author’s feelings so I am ranting here. OK, rant over. Sorry. I suck.
Casey´s last blog ..I hate having a chronic disease
Buttholes are for built for outward propulsion…but so be it if someone wants to change up the rules. However, if it means they have an animal carcass, a pool ball, or a set of keys up there, I’m just not gonna feel sorry for them. They deserve it.
Um…..I used to have a dress like the hamster guy….FML
Lizbug333´s last blog ..Oh, Happy Day!!
Here’s my first entry…
http://lovegoddessspeaks.blogspot.com/2009/08/some-shuga-for-my-nutty-pie.html
I hope B’s TMI isn’t as gruesome. I saw a surgery show about a roofer who fell off the roof and directly onto a shrubs branch that was sticking up, it went up his ass and out in between his rib cage.
ha! “Not at all rippy” — that’s my new favorite phrase (for this subject).
Apparently, objects in arse are REALLY common. Some religious dude was sent to the hospital for having a potato stuck up there:
http://thatsweirdnews.com/2008/10/31/clergyman-hospitalized-with-potato-in-his-rear/
Best quote: “He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.”
Suuurre he was!
spleeness´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: blind date, and "guess what’s in my fist??" game
holymotherfuckenshitsonofabitchidiotfuck. SERIOUSLY?
Ok, the pool ball, I get. fine.. you wanna get down and dirty with a HUGE HEAVY BALL… go for it.
But a WIRE HANGER???? Have you never locked yourself out of a car and used a WIRE HANGER to unlock it? Do you NOT know how bendy and prickly they are? Have you never accidentally scratched the leather trying to reach for the latch, or the keys, or whatever it is you’re using the WIRE HANGER for?
Wow. I guess it’s true that just because you’re book smart doesn’t make you street smart. Even a drunk-or-high-on-heroine would NEVER stick a WIRE HANGER up their ass.
twinkie´s last blog ..The Ya Ya’s
What in the world would make him think to use a wire hanger!?!?! Um ow. What a moron. I would have used some kitchen thongs or something. You know. Something to grasp and pull it out with… Yeah, I think those would work much better…
Kellie´s last blog ..Dear Sturgis, Your weather is one crazy ass bitch
ugh, what was his pool ball backstory (wrong on so many levels)
mylittlebecky´s last blog .."I’ve never had a threesome" (tmit) by chiefee
As soon as I read the part about the perforated colon, I thought for sure you were going to say it was a pool stick. Aaarrgghh. I just gave myself my own visual.
He’s taken constipation to a whole new level! Maybe he can be a spokesperson for e-lax or Benefiber….
littlemsblogger´s last blog ..Rant and Rave Wednesday
noooooooo not wire hanger in the ass!!! now i’m scared shit to poop.
the girl in stiletto´s last blog ...musing, hmm amusing.
Hilar! If I had to make a list of the LAST two things I would want to stick up my ass it would consist of 1) cue ball and 2) hangar. And maybe a martini glass. Nope, nope, a martini glass would be better.
hiphophippie.com´s last blog ..Sobriety’s Downside: Being Sober
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA LMFAO! Omg! I laughed so hard I just peed a little! That link was PRICELESS! I WANT him! MMMMM!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA Nice! HAHAHAHA
Cass´s last blog ..Building Block Wordless Wednesday
OMG.
Is it weird that I wasn’t at all weirded out about the cue ball but the hanger got me?
Jody´s last blog ..Ten things I wish I had the guts to say to people
Ewwww! People who work in the ER always have the best stories! HAHA.
mandy´s last blog ..Braver, Stronger, Smarter
umm, OW.
that actually made me wince and say “oh what the FUCK?!” out loud, which would have been okay if i wasn’t at starbucks. i had to apologize to the poor lady and her kid at the next table.
YOU LIED ABOUT THE EYE CANDY.
LovelyAnomaly´s last blog ..Life after Chicago, Part I
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I didn’t know where you were going with that? what an idiot!
hanako66´s last blog ..it is hot hot hot!
Hahaha. Last year in the Philippines, some gay dude had a deo-roll on up his shitter. His lover stuck it in there. The hospital people took a video of him while they were taking it out and then someone posted it on YouTube. The gay dude filed charges. And now he’s famous.
It’s sad that his lover did that to spite him…
And also funny when you get over the part where you feel sad for the dude…
The Demigoddess´s last blog ..TMI Thursdays: How The Demigoddess Lost Libido For An Entire Month
One of my best friends is an ER doc. At least twice a year, he sees an up-the-pooper case. I’m sorry, but people are effing insane.
Also, I cannot bring myself to click the link. I’m skeerred.
justrun´s last blog ..There Are Mountains, And Then There Are Mountains
Lexa’s plunger idea is glorious in the worst possible way. And for the dude who put the cue ball up there, probably as awesome coming out as it was going in.
f.B´s last blog ..no contest
um, ha?
or ew? i don’t know whether to laugh
or vom. perhaps both.
a hanger? seriously dude?
amanda´s last blog ..have i told you about my love affair with pickles?
ohmygosh that is horrible. a cue ball up the ass?! how is that even possible!? why is that even possible!? eck.
katelin´s last blog ..My movie family.
I’m trying to figure out how a cue ball sounded like a good idea.
OMG i am horrified!!! i ASSure you i will NEVER have this problem! lol
floreta´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Sex Shop Stories
EWWW hahaha even my butt hurts hearing this. I can’t imagine the pain but he must be an idiot to try that in the first place.
OUCH.
wtf Lilu u promised bloody eye candy?!?!?!?
muahahahahahahahahahahhahaha am laughing so hard i don’t really care but i really want to know the gems maxie and yourself are saving:)
miss rambles´s last blog ..a little end of week inspiration
Ow. Ow ow ow ow OW!!!
That’s all.
My ass is sore in sympathy.
Paula´s last blog ..IT’S CRAP LIKE THIS THAT MAKES ME AVOID THE "SELF-HELP" SECTION . . .
I used to think this shit (as it were) was all urban legend. Imagine my surprise when as an impressionable girl in her 20′s working in a management position in the hospital saw actual x-rays of people with things stuffed up there. My favorite was the extra large light bulb. It is amazing what people will do in the heat of passion.
Oh, btw, moms are much less shockable than you might think.
Elaine Haley´s last blog ..Bird on a Wire
Okay, I’m sure someone’s said this, but for reals dude, how is a freakin’ wire hanger gonna get ANY LEVERAGE on a cue ball? It’s just physics.
Sassy Britches´s last blog ..Feeling Better Friday
Hmmm…or is it calculus?
Sassy Britches´s last blog ..Feeling Better Friday
Ah yes, a foreign body exam. My husband works in Radiology. Good times!!
Summer´s last blog ..Bizarre Bathroom Conversations
No. Please, please, say it’s fiction. Please.
Lisa´s last blog ..Week 40 birthday tummy
Jp would be the one to know. Holy. That’s disgust.
k8´s last blog ..Happy Feet Friday
Oh my gosh, that hamster story is just too much! Haha.
And a WIRE clothes hanger? Ouch!
seriously can’t believe that i clicked on the hamster link…*barf*
caroline´s last blog ..HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SON
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