The Badassery of It All (aka Murray)

by rachaelgking on August 12, 2009 · 104 comments

You knew it was coming.

My contribution to Tiger Week, being hosted by the lovely Maxie and Jenn. Why Tiger Week? Well, as my fiancee says…

“Last week was Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. I hate shark week. Sharks are probably the lamest animals in the whole world. First of all, they’re a type of fish– I eat that shit for dinner– literally.  Fish blow.

You know what doesn’t blow?

TIGERS.

They are magestic and pretty and great lovers. Wait, what? Nevermind.”

Click their links to read all about why tigers > sharks.

And now, my own two cents about why fluffy, cuddly, whiskery tigers are OBVIOUSLY better than the soulless hell-beasts that dwell in the freaking ocean like cowards…

In one word? EVOLUTION.

Felines have branched out into a million awesomely ferocious creatures- TIGERS, lions, panthers, lynxes, cheetahs, fucking JAGUARS, you name it! Here’s what Wikipedia (aka God, because it is all omniscient and shit) has to say about jaguars:

The jaguar has developed an exceptionally powerful bite, even relative to the other big cats.  This allows it to pierce the shells of armoured reptiles and to employ an unusual killing method: it bites directly through the skull of prey between the ears to deliver a fatal blow to the brain.

Not only are the great cats incredibly BAD ASS-ER (Always Sunny fans click through) than sharks, they’ve even given us mini-thems that we can snuggle in a desperate attempt to feel like we have a little bit of tiger in our own houses! Sure, sharks have been around for a while, but have they produced any descendants that make your heart ache with love?!

Honestly. Which would YOU rather cuddle with this…

crumpled

or THIS?

baby shark

Yeah. That’s what I thought.

Finally, as a real-world example of why tiger descendants are way more BAD ASS than sharks’, Murray agreed to help out in a demonstration of his own bad assery. (Please to excuse the jumpiness of the camera- it’s four years old and I think it’s finally kicked the bucket. CoughcoughbirthdayintwomonthsMomcough.)

You can still hear the “dialogue” though. (That’s what true thespians call it, right?)

So there you have it, folks. Murray officially PROVES that tigers > sharks!!!!!!!!! Viva la Tiger Week!

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{ 101 comments }

1 Jenn August 12, 2009 at 7:52 am

Hahahaha thank you for incorporating balls into this video.

AMAZING.

I figure that’s a good rule of thumb for life… try to work balls into everything you do.

.-= Jenn´s last blog ..wyr wednesday: tiger week edition. =-.

2 Mike August 12, 2009 at 8:13 am

Dogs rule cats drool end of story!

SO not the point…

.-= Mike´s last blog ..The New Trend =-.

3 Allison August 12, 2009 at 8:21 am

we often have monthly fights at work about bears versus sharks. I’m now thinking tigers are a little more scary than bears.

Agreed. Bears are pretty bad ass, though. Did you see that weird grizzly/polar bear mix they killed found in Canada?

.-= Allison´s last blog ..Vegas Take 1 =-.

4 Racquel Valencia August 12, 2009 at 8:24 am

Murray is pretty friggin’ adorable. But is it totally weird if I think the shark embryos are actually kind of sweet? It is? Oh. Uh, I’ll just show myself out.

A MUTANT DOUBLE HEADED shark embryo?!

.-= Racquel Valencia´s last blog ..PSST =-.

5 Paula August 12, 2009 at 8:28 am

I like looking at Tigers cos they look good.

I can’t even WATCH “Jaws”. Sharks are ugly.

Therefore Tigers are far better.

Its always best to go for the shallow reasons… :)

Shallow is my middle name. Wait, what?

.-= Paula´s last blog ..AND EVEN MORE SPAMMING . . . =-.

6 Mr Condescending August 12, 2009 at 8:34 am

I think one of the best things about tigers is that we get to see maxie’s tiger hands hah I love it.

I love everything she does.

7 Maxie August 12, 2009 at 8:40 am

I hope murray is dreading being alone with me for a night. You know I’m going to make him have a dance party.

Just remember to cup the ball (sack). They’re very sensitive…

.-= Maxie´s last blog ..Tiger Week: Would You Rather Wednesday =-.

8 Buffalo Dick August 12, 2009 at 8:43 am

Detroit Tigers! Yeah!

Whatever it takes to get you over to the dark side. ;-)

9 HannahBlue August 12, 2009 at 8:43 am

Aww! That is one patient kitty! LOL

I love all cats and tigers are very cool. Now if only humans would leave wild cats the fuck alone and stop poaching them, kidnapping them for circuses and encroaching into their territory, things would be dandy..:)

I know. Faces that pretty do NOT belong in a cage!

.-= HannahBlue´s last blog ..More Shopping and Meeting Quackers =-.

10 Lemmonex August 12, 2009 at 8:47 am

That double headed shark embryo just needs love.

Also, love the wine glass in the background.

Shhhh. I was totally sober while making that…

.-= Lemmonex´s last blog ..Mayday =-.

11 Mr Condescending August 12, 2009 at 9:07 am

Another thing, I had a client that in the 70′s had a cougar for a pet in lake george ny. They were legal at the time and I saw pictures of it sleeping on the couch and stuff, it was pretty incredible. Btw I gave you an honorable mention today.

I can’t BELIEVE you shouted-out-and-summarized 100 bloggers! You are amazing. Thanks so much!

12 moooooog35 August 12, 2009 at 9:13 am

And then…many years later when Murray was older and wiser…he remember back to the days of the tiger paw video…and killed Lilu in her sleep.

Out of “Murray” and “Axe Murderer”, you think HE’s going to be the one to kill me in my sleep??

.-= moooooog35´s last blog ..D Harmony =-.

13 Ben August 12, 2009 at 9:22 am

No underwater creature deserves to exist in my books. Except maybe turtles. And seahorses. Or land creatures who are swimming.

BUT NOTHING ELSE.

If I could ban everything with fins and tentacles, I would do it in a heartbeat. CREEP FACTOR 1000.

.-= Ben´s last blog ..I will never EVER be able to have children. =-.

14 sheila August 12, 2009 at 9:23 am

Shark babies or embroyos are pretty gross! lol. My husband has a couple of the kids hooked on Shark Week. Ughhhhhhhh.

Heathens! Bring them over to the light side!

.-= sheila´s last blog ..Works for Me Wednesday – Mom solves healthcare issue. =-.

15 notsojenny August 12, 2009 at 9:24 am

my high school fight song was “Eye of the Tiger”
yes, we were BAD ASS!

OBVY!!!

.-= notsojenny´s last blog ..gitrdone v4 FINAL! =-.

16 cavy August 12, 2009 at 9:26 am

i think murray should wear this for halloween. http://www.handsnpaws.com/c=pWWYGRO2we8W28mNBMWXvM8Wj/product/HGLAPP07C/Tiger_Costume.html

Or maybe at the birthday party/wedding! He can be the ring bearer!

.-= cavy´s last blog ..TIGER WEEK =-.

17 Matt August 12, 2009 at 9:28 am

Sharks > Tigers.

Does not compute.

18 Jackie August 12, 2009 at 9:33 am

Murray has gotten so big!! He’s such a cutie pie!

A FEROCIOUS cutie pie, though. ;-)

.-= Jackie´s last blog ..I’ll be back =-.

19 deutlich August 12, 2009 at 9:38 am

of COURSE the video doesn’t want to play for me.

lame.

Boo hiss! Can you click through to youtube?

20 justjp August 12, 2009 at 9:38 am

Based on the “Tigers have branched out into a million awesomely ferocious creatures” theory, the next time I go hunting, I will try to bag the following:

Cougar- 40 and up
Puma- 30 and up
And the newest addition, the Cheetah- 20 and up.

So, lets go Cheetah and Puma hunting next time I am in.

Done and done. Since you called me a Cheetah, I will be an excellent wingwoman.

.-= justjp´s last blog ..A week in review =-.

21 hillbilly duhn August 12, 2009 at 9:40 am

I’ll stick to cuddling with the cute kitten….=) Can’t say that I would like the idea of a shark wrapped around my head while I slept, or trying to feed it…Naw, no thanks.

FTW!

22 Taylor August 12, 2009 at 9:41 am

Yay, Eye of the Tiger!! Murray’s adorable, his tiger hands…paws… are perfect. Plus, he shows off his awesome tiger fierceness when he bites at you at the end! He’s a tiger at heart.

Those sharks are really fucked-up looking, and I usually really like sharks.

I in no way chose that totally gross picture on purpose.

.-= Taylor´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday: UP Edition =-.

23 tanya August 12, 2009 at 9:50 am

I agree with murray! Plus tigers are way hotter looking than sharks. They’ve got the better cheekbones :-)

Haha YES. And they know how to work ‘em! Isn’t that one of Derek Zoolander’s signature faces?

.-= tanya´s last blog ..happy wednesday! =-.

24 Socks August 12, 2009 at 9:53 am

Is it just me…or does the Discovery Channel have shark week once a month or something? I’m really tired of all their shark related reruns. Which I have to watch, as my fiance is “SUPREME WIELDER OF THE REMOTE!!!” Or something like that (in his mind).

WHAT?! Hasn’t he seen The Wedding Singer?? That’s YOUR job!

25 Mary August 12, 2009 at 9:54 am

That was awesome. The commentary was…colorfully awesome. And why would you try to make a video that involved manipulating a clawed cat sober? Of course you were drinking wine! Win.

Wine makes everything more full of win. :-)

.-= Mary´s last blog ..Dear Economy, Go F Yourself =-.

26 Brown Girl August 12, 2009 at 10:02 am

The first thing I thought of when I read the title was Tiger WOODS, I will admit that I was slightly disappointed when I figured out we are discussing the furry kind of tigers although, Tiger Woods might be quite furry himself?? I’d rather cuddle with a kitten, even if my face breaks out in hives.

You can have Tiger Woods. That totally counts as a tiger!

.-= Brown Girl´s last blog ..Vacation Recap =-.

27 Sassy Britches August 12, 2009 at 10:16 am

No self-respecting tiger descendant would ever allow his balls to be chopped off. Poor Murray. :)

He got his revenge!

.-= Sassy Britches´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday: Peek into Greece =-.

28 Kate August 12, 2009 at 10:29 am

But I’m allergic to cats … :(

Fish, not so much.

You have to vote on aesthetics, then!

.-= Kate´s last blog ..More Sentences I Need to Spew =-.

29 Kellie August 12, 2009 at 10:29 am

What about Pumas!?!? I’m a Puma and I think I’m badass. :)

And yes, I totally agree that tigers>sharks. No way would I ever cuddle w/ a shark. Ew gross. But tigers, hell to tha yeah!

Pumas are also full of tigery WIN, obvs!

.-= Kellie´s last blog ..(Not) Wordless Wednesday =-.

30 eric August 12, 2009 at 10:43 am

Tigers > sharks, if for no other reason than the time I saw a big cat trainer in the Dallas zoo throw an aluminum keg into a tiger habitat. And then the big tiger started playing with it. Its paw swipe *punctured* the aluminum wall in several places on the keg. Must respect the power of the big cats, even playing, they will kill.

Was it full of beer? KEG PARTY!!!

.-= eric´s last blog ..Plague (Peste) =-.

31 shine August 12, 2009 at 10:44 am

Murray looked really happy about that whole thing.

Cup his balls!

I give great cuppage.

.-= shine´s last blog ..I got nothin’. =-.

32 Gladys August 12, 2009 at 10:53 am

No tigers here only face eating cougars. No not old ladies like me trying to pick up hot young surfer dudes the real kind. So is it ANY kind of cat week? Which would make TMI Thursday all about well you know, cats but not the furry purring kind unless of course you missed your appointment with your waxologist and you had cootchie gas or something. Ok I’ll shut up now

“Cootchie gas” will have me giggling for the rest of the day. Thanks for that.

33 Liebchen August 12, 2009 at 10:59 am

I love how concerned B was about Murray’s balls – or lack thereof.

Axe Murderer didn’t want to participate?

She’s in the background. But she’s way too smart for that shiz.

.-= Liebchen´s last blog ..Punctuation: more telling than you thought =-.

34 PQ August 12, 2009 at 11:03 am

I’m officially afraid of the bad-assness that is Murray. So cute yet so deadly.

Vicious, that one.

.-= PQ´s last blog ..Find Your Antidote =-.

35 MJenks August 12, 2009 at 11:08 am

You do realize that a tiger is the endpoint of evolution, and not the beginning, right?

Because if they had evolved into lions and jaguars, we’d have no more tigers.

And Sabre-toothed cats were more badass-er.

Shhhh. Tigers don’t respect science. They’re like Chuck Norris… he destroyed the Periodic Table of the Elements because the only element Chuck Norris recognizes is the element of surprise.

.-= MJenks´s last blog ..Totally Blowin Shit Up Tuesday: Ahoy, Limey =-.

36 Summer August 12, 2009 at 11:09 am

Oh. Oh. Don’t forget ligers and tigons!

Sharks suck!

Ligers and tigons are the BEST of both worlds!

.-= Summer´s last blog ..Raining and Shit =-.

37 littlemsblogger August 12, 2009 at 11:09 am

I’d attack you as well if I were a male cat that had my balls snipped.

Bob Barker told me to!

.-= littlemsblogger´s last blog ..Rant and Rave Wednesday =-.

38 Herding Cats August 12, 2009 at 11:10 am

Although I am a self-proclaimed lover of Shark Week (don’t judge me), I also love big cats – and, especially tigers. Your cat is awesome by the way, and I love how concerned your bf is about you cupping his balls – ha!

He has been really concerned about Murray’s lack of ballage since it happened. I guess it hits close to home for a guy…

.-= Herding Cats´s last blog ..5 Things I Miss =-.

39 Timoteo August 12, 2009 at 11:11 am

That. is. a. brilliant. argument.

Imagine if tigers got busy with an animal that could fly.
a teagle shark if i may?

Ohhhhh… you may. I need a visual!

.-= Timoteo´s last blog ..The post where I contemplate joining Twitter =-.

40 Lusty Reader August 12, 2009 at 11:20 am

What is wrong with my mind that i totally see testicles on the baby shark? like it looks like the crotch of an albino man.

also, glad murray is feeling better, as evidenced by his tiger hands video.

“The crotch of an albino man”?!? God, I love you.

.-= Lusty Reader´s last blog ..Life is a highway…and all I want is a nap =-.

41 Zan August 12, 2009 at 11:34 am

That baby shark pic is totally not-so-cute. At all.

Murray makes up for it, though.

He is a world of cute.

.-= Zan´s last blog ..A Couple (Few) Things… =-.

42 RachelSmiles August 12, 2009 at 11:38 am

aww so adorable. i might even be turning over to the dark side and become a cat person.

Yes! FTW!

.-= RachelSmiles´s last blog ..welcome wagon! =-.

43 Courtney August 12, 2009 at 11:45 am

I loved your video of Murray, he’s definitely badass!

He’s the badassiest halfbreed on this side of the Potomac.

.-= Courtney´s last blog ..WTF Tuesday =-.

44 the girl in stiletto August 12, 2009 at 11:49 am

i’d hug and kiss and make out in Jaguar.

the car i mean. aghahahahahhaha

Especially the one from Cruel Intentions. Mmmmmmmmmm.

45 Lindsay August 12, 2009 at 11:57 am

That video is pure proof that tigers > sharks. Well done!

WIN!

.-= Lindsay´s last blog ..My Life Without Me =-.

46 Gilahi August 12, 2009 at 12:04 pm

Having done some work with tigers in the past and having read several horrifying news articles, PLEASE don’t describe tigers as “fluffy, cuddly, whiskery”. They are vicious wild beasts who will turn on you with no warning whatsoever and the odds are excellent that you won’t survive it. There are more tigers in peoples’ back yards in this country than there are in zoos, and those people, IMO, deserve whatever they get. The really bad thing is that the tiger tends to get blamed for just doing what tigers do.

Sorry for the soapbox. Please go back to fluffy, cuddly, whiskery kitties.

I promise to stay out of backyards. And I did put the skull crushing thing in there… no credit?

.-= Gilahi´s last blog ..A Touch of Gray =-.

47 Nikki August 12, 2009 at 12:08 pm

I love how in all your vidoes there is always a little drinky drink in the background. Or a bottle, sometimes I bottle too.

I LOVE that you just made “bottle” a word.

.-= Nikki´s last blog ..Cold hearted Virgo seeks same =-.

48 K @ Blog Goggles August 12, 2009 at 12:27 pm

All I’ve got is “awwww”

It is enough. :-)

.-= K @ Blog Goggles´s last blog ..Sponsor intro: Oddly Enchanting =-.

49 LivingWicked August 12, 2009 at 12:31 pm

This IN YOUR FACE SHARKS! blog rocks my vaginasocks.

I am not a fish fan. Nor am I a bird fan. Funny… TIGERS KILL BOTH.

Which is why I <3 tigers. 'Specially Murry.

See? Tigers ALWAYS WIN.

.-= LivingWicked´s last blog ..Rant-omly Scheduled Programming, Etc. =-.

50 Cass August 12, 2009 at 12:36 pm

After a week of sitting in front of the TV w/the Discovery Channel on because the BF *obviously* had to watch Shark Week can I just say this is a breath of fresh air?? Lions, tigers and other cuddly-type cat creatures are by far superior.

YES!!! Another convert.

.-= Cass´s last blog ..They say it’s your….moving day? =-.

51 Melissa August 12, 2009 at 12:38 pm

All hail majestic tigers! :)

Woot!

.-= Melissa´s last blog ..Today’s PSA. =-.

52 Soda & Candy August 12, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Big cats kick ass.

In Australia, the white fish used in fish & chips (commonly called “flake”) is widely rumored to be shark.

I’d like to see people try that shit with tigers.
; )

See?! Shark is basically RED LOBSTER!!! Yessssss.

.-= Soda & Candy´s last blog ..Real Car Scents =-.

53 Jill Pilgrim August 12, 2009 at 12:45 pm

“protect his balls!”

Clearly. Awesome.

I promise to cup your balls on Friday.

Wait, what?

.-= Jill Pilgrim´s last blog ..Most Humiliating Post Ever, Also Come Look At What I Did =-.

54 Cheddar August 12, 2009 at 12:46 pm

Murray: Tiger descendant extraordinaire and future YouTube superstar.

I should get him a cape that says that.

.-= Cheddar´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday: Not A Tiger =-.

55 Sevi August 12, 2009 at 12:52 pm

I think I like Tiger Week a lot better than Shark week!

No DOY!

.-= Sevi´s last blog ..wednesday eye candy. =-.

56 Skylers Dad August 12, 2009 at 1:00 pm

This is just beyond awesome, Murray rocks!

He also rolls.

.-= Skylers Dad´s last blog ..Warning: Pity ahead, please slow down and go around =-.

57 Ruby August 12, 2009 at 1:07 pm

Just another reason why you are amazing :) I f’in LOVE tigers.

Yessss! Another WIN!

.-= Ruby´s last blog ..Days in Grey Satin =-.

58 Narm August 12, 2009 at 1:08 pm

I am the instigator of Allison’s comment about Bears vs Sharks at work and bears are the scariest animals ever – although my roommate claims that a “moose at night” is actually the scariest animal.

Fun fact – moose kill more people every year than sharks, bears and tigers combined.

That fact isn’t fun. It’s murderous. Tigers are going to go on a rampage to kill all the meese now.

I know that’s not the plural of “moose”… I just wish it was.

.-= Narm´s last blog ..Too Sexy For My Shirt =-.

59 Lisa August 12, 2009 at 1:08 pm

I love shark week. That said, I uh-dore tigers. And my understanding is that if you grind up a tiger’s claw and put it in food, it’ll perforate the liver of whoever eats it. Sneaky assassination tool. (Or maybe someone made that up and I’ve believed it since my Indian childhood days.)

That’s, um, interesting!

*files away for future use*

.-= Lisa´s last blog ..I gave myself to sin. I gave myself to Providence. =-.

60 DrZibbs August 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm

The king of bad asses is the Tapir.

Googling… oooo! So fugly!

.-= DrZibbs´s last blog ..A Few Things About Me. China. Priest. Simpsons. =-.

61 Britt August 12, 2009 at 1:23 pm

Tigers are awesome! Murray’s adorable! Awww!

Yes and yes and YES!

.-= Britt´s last blog ..RAWR! I’m A Tigah. =-.

62 Squish August 12, 2009 at 1:30 pm

Awww but I like sharks… and shark week… can tigers = sharks? I cannot love one more than the other…

Never! Fix yo mouf!

63 Vie August 12, 2009 at 2:05 pm

AWWW. Murray is one adorable kitten. And because kittens are clearly more badass (and cuddly!) then baby sharks, of course tigers win.

I wish he was still more kitten-y than cat-y. We’re going to have to stop feeding them…

.-= Vie´s last blog ..I am the walking plague. =-.

64 Lucy August 12, 2009 at 2:06 pm

I think you are totally on a theme here: A website all about the different levels of ‘cats’ from cuddly to killers. I’m learning about Kittens, Jaguars and Tigers, oh, my!!! But, I totally loved the video with the kitten in mittens, oh my gosh I laughed soooo hard and then to follow up with your video making your poor cat dance after his ‘delicate’ surgery, who knew I could get such joy out of cat humor !!

I am such an educator!!!

.-= Lucy´s last blog ..Parenting Tips =-.

65 Vegetable Assassin August 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm

I think the most important part of that video – the part that explains it ALL – is that glass of wine behind you. Uh huh. :)

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

.-= Vegetable Assassin´s last blog ..Vegetable Contemplation =-.

66 Vegetable Assassin August 12, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Your blog just ate my comment. TANTRUM.

I SAID…

The most important thing about your video – the thing that explains it ALL – is that glass of wine behind you. Mmm hmm.

PUSSIES RULE!

Uh…

Hahaha! I’m sorry my spam filter is a little wonky. PUSSY SPAM FILTER!!!

.-= Vegetable Assassin´s last blog ..Vegetable Contemplation =-.

67 plt August 12, 2009 at 2:27 pm

Love the pic of the tiger shark! Where do you find this shiz??!? I should be happy that I actually can access some blogs today but I still can’t see the video, but will def check it out once home based on the funny comments I’ve seen thus far.

The baby sharks look like enormous sperm. Is the one on the left a mutant shark? Looks like it has two heads – gross.

IT DOES. Yet another reason tigers > sharks!!! A two-headed tiger would be AWESOME, not gross!

.-= plt´s last blog ..Birds, Beaches, and Blocks sponsored by the letter “B” =-.

68 Elizabeth Marie August 12, 2009 at 2:37 pm

Murray might go missing. Bella needs a buddy. And due to last weeks events, I’m thinking any hanky panky will be SAFE.

Bella? Please tell me that’s not from Twilight. I will totally break up with you.

.-= Elizabeth Marie´s last blog ..No Tranny Hookers Here…by Jill =-.

69 Casey August 12, 2009 at 2:42 pm

The pic of the sharks in the aquarium mae my skin crawl. Ugh. I think tigers are OK. I like “Shark Week” but mostly I am just “meh” on the whole subject, LOL.

I WILL make you care! :-)

.-= Casey´s last blog ..I hate having a chronic disease =-.

70 meleah rebeccah August 12, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Tigers totally kick Sharks Asses.

Every day of the week!

.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..One Man’s Trash, Is Another Man’s Treasure [Or, Another Man's Responsibility To Clean Up!] =-.

71 emrlds August 12, 2009 at 2:59 pm

jokes about balls, wine, blogging, and a dancing kitty? pretty much my evenings. haha. maybe a little less dancing cat. but still, those are some sweet tiger claws he’s got going.

and yes, cup the balls (what?). haha.

Yes… they need to be cut. I have the scratches to prove it…

.-= emrlds´s last blog ..in the event you were concerned… =-.

72 Olivia Rae August 12, 2009 at 3:28 pm

i always forget to read your blog now that you aren’t on blogspot!! i’ve missed it! so you’re engaged now? that is so exciting!

Put it in your Google Reader, silly bear! http://feeds.feedburner.com/LiveItLoveIt

.-= Olivia Rae´s last blog ..we live for chicago style pizza. =-.

73 repliderium.com August 12, 2009 at 3:48 pm

What if it’s a shark in a leopard fur jacket holing a club with a big spike in the end?
(Swear to dog- i caught one of those once.)

I think I saw it in an Outback Steakhouse.

.-= repliderium.com´s last blog ..Losers And Legends =-.

74 Shevonne August 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm

I would be afraid to be ten feet from either a tiger or shark, so they are both way more bad ass than I am.
.-= Shevonne´s last blog ..Freelancers: Friend or Foe? =-.

75 BigSis August 12, 2009 at 4:43 pm

I agree with you. Cats are definitely a type of tiger and there are some BAD ASS ones out there!

I just read a great article about a blind kitten who saved his owner from an intruder in their apartment. Here’s a link to it: http://open.salon.com/blog/gwen_cooper/2008/10/01/night_of_the_hunter
.-= BigSis´s last blog ..Morning Sickness Blows Chunks – Literally =-.

76 hiphophippie.com August 12, 2009 at 4:44 pm

I think ball-cupping is badassery in itself!
.-= hiphophippie.com´s last blog ..Sobriety’s Downside: Being Sober =-.

77 amanda August 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm

tigers and sharks BOTH scare the crap out of me.

but that video is definitely a killer.
.-= amanda´s last blog ..country roads take me home. =-.

78 BigSis August 12, 2009 at 4:54 pm

Tigers and cats are definitely bad asses!

I read this great story last night about a blind kitten who saved his owner from an intruder: http://open.salon.com/blog/gwen_cooper/2008/10/01/night_of_the_hunter
.-= BigSis´s last blog ..Morning Sickness Blows Chunks – Literally =-.

79 Courtney August 12, 2009 at 5:08 pm

Murray is so badass!
.-= Courtney´s last blog ..China Stories =-.

80 piper jacquelyn August 12, 2009 at 5:19 pm

I really like the way you all think. Sharks do kinda blow. In fact, there was even a show about one that like, flies through the air or something. WEIRD FISH. I like kitties better.

81 The Demigoddess August 12, 2009 at 6:25 pm

I don’t like cats but I like your cat, Axe Murderer..Cats are cute and love it how they pass between your legs from under the table. Sharks pass between your legs under the sea and bite off your limbs. Uncool…
.-= The Demigoddess´s last blog ..Deep Fear (Optional Title: In Which The Demigoddess Admits She Is Paranoid) =-.

82 The Demigoddess August 12, 2009 at 6:27 pm

I don’t like cats but I like Axe Murdered. Cats are cooler than sharks because cats can pass between your legs and make you feel ticklish but sharks will bite off your limbs.
.-= The Demigoddess´s last blog ..Deep Fear (Optional Title: In Which The Demigoddess Admits She Is Paranoid) =-.

83 katelin August 12, 2009 at 6:56 pm

haha that video is too funny, murray is a mini tiger beast.
.-= katelin´s last blog ..Some Wednesday thoughts. =-.

84 hanako66 August 12, 2009 at 7:01 pm

lol you found a 2 headed shark “fetus” lol

(yes I realize that it is not a FETUS, but baby sounded cute and I thought it was nasty)
.-= hanako66´s last blog ..Etsy Wednesday! =-.

85 Colby August 12, 2009 at 8:35 pm

First time ever that I thought a cat was either cute or entertaining. Strong work.
.-= Colby´s last blog ..I can’t, I can, I won’t, I will, I should, I shouldn’t =-.

86 Kristin August 12, 2009 at 8:50 pm

Murray and his balls or lack thereof are ferocious!
.-= Kristin´s last blog ..Congrats to our winners! =-.

87 alissa August 12, 2009 at 8:52 pm

someone asked me who would win between a tiger and a shark in like 3 feet of water – i would totally vote for a tiger.
the shark babies are yucky.
.-= alissa´s last blog ..enough =-.

88 Glennis August 12, 2009 at 9:06 pm

Which would I rather be eaten by; maybe the tiger at least I would be up close and personal with a magnificent creature as I was devoured.

89 Buffalo Dick August 12, 2009 at 10:24 pm

Detroit and Boston are in games right now, bish(love how you say that!), and the local mob(The Purple Gang) will make sure your Green Wall doesn’t upset our applecart on the way to the World Series!

90 Katy August 12, 2009 at 11:03 pm

Aw I love tigers! Super cute.
.-= Katy´s last blog ..The end of the chapter =-.

91 Ela August 12, 2009 at 11:51 pm

Oh RiLu, now I want to see a Tiger Shark at my zoo!

That ‘other’ pic makes me want to throw up, no way I’m *cuddling* up with those things.
.-= Ela´s last blog ..Laugh with me, just not AT me =-.

92 Captain Dumbass August 12, 2009 at 11:59 pm

Sharks don’t get their balls cut off.
.-= Captain Dumbass´s last blog ..Random Tuesday: Ziggin’ and Zaggin’ =-.

93 alexa - cleveland's a plum August 13, 2009 at 12:16 am

the song choice is why i love you.
.-= alexa – cleveland’s a plum´s last blog ..win your very own cleveland’s a plum t-shirt =-.

94 Gina August 13, 2009 at 2:53 am

I am all in favor of this Tiger Week you speak of. Tiger Week FTW!
.-= Gina´s last blog ..Good News, More Good News, and Some Bad News =-.

95 Chelsea Talks Smack August 13, 2009 at 4:20 am

tigers fucking rock.
.-= Chelsea Talks Smack´s last blog ..I’m commitment CHALLENGED. =-.

96 l.o.v. August 13, 2009 at 5:41 am

“you want me to cup his balls?”

seriously i spit my drink out!
love that!!!

i never ever ever ever ever would touch turbo like that
i’m too scared of her!
in fact i think she is actually a tiger, and she might eat me if i tried to!
that cat scares me like no other, unless you want to add in other cats into the equation!
.-= l.o.v.´s last blog ..nina =-.

97 Lil' Woman August 13, 2009 at 9:47 am

It’s not as nice having a shark fart in your mouth as it is a kitten….case closed..

Tigers > Sharks! :)
.-= Lil’ Woman´s last blog ..Adios Amigos! =-.

98 nashe August 13, 2009 at 1:37 pm

Tigers get my two thumbs up any day. Most favourite beasts in my world.
.-= nashe´s last blog ..What does it mean to mean? =-.

99 a!kO August 13, 2009 at 3:10 pm

awww…so cute, you and Murray ^^

I was thinking ‘oooo I have a really cool tiger video i should post up’ then I realized…’ wait, no it was a lion’ :P but they do fall in the same category, BIG ASS KITTY CATS :D
.-= a!kO´s last blog ..Long weekend part I =-.

100 blaez August 14, 2009 at 10:05 am

i loooooooooooooooove me some kitteh!!
.-= blaez´s last blog ..making progress!! =-.

101 Racquel Valencia August 12, 2009 at 1:59 pm

Yes… especially the mutant one. Maybe they could make a movie about it called JAWSSSS.

Statements like the one I just made are the reason why I don’t have a real job.

Real jobs are for pussies. Wait, tigers are pussies. Did I just dispute my own point? Dammit.

.-= Racquel Valencia´s last blog ..PSST =-.

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