While traipsing around youtube this week, I came across a gem of all gems.
And I know this one is gold, because at home I’m always all “B! B! Look at this HILARIOUS video I found!” and then I show him something like this or this and he gives me that look that says “Look, I know I said I’m stuck in committed to this relationship, but you are sooooooooo giving me an out here.”
But. But! When I showed him these, he laughed his ass off. (Seriously, it’s in my living room right now- we’re using it as a throw pillow.) There may even have been a guffaw or two, folks. And this has become my meter stick for “Will this be funny to everyone else, or just me and my deranged beloved yet ‘interesting’ friends?”
And so I give you… Jon Lajoie.
Are you done crying? Wait for it… there’s more.
Maxie, how do we add those to our wedding registry???
By the way, is anyone feeling… light headed? A little almost-dead, perhaps? Then Jon has a public service announcement just for you…
My life = MADE. Well, my Friday anyway. Big ups, Jon. Some of your videos have 9 million hits and apparently I don’t actually know what “the internet” is because then I definitely would have heard about you, so maybe this blog is all in my head but it’s kind of a nice dream at least, and hopefully since all my readers must be in my head too, they haven’t heard of you either and will love this post!
Argue with that logic, friends. I’ll spin you right round, baby, right round, like a record baby, round round round round.
A happy happy Friday y’all!
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I just ordered a pair of new Christian Dior eyeglasses.
..and NOW you show me these?!?
I wonder if I can get my money back.
.-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Born to be Wildfire =-.
Disturbingly humorous. And thanks for the 80′s blast! I smell hairspray.
.-= sheila´s last blog ..A mom’s poem – untitled =-.
no way! these are what my bro’s been telling me to watch forever! god i’m a lazy ass. THANK YOU for shedding the light and, of course, starting my friday off with a bang.
.-= cavy´s last blog ..on surprises. =-.
Oh my god. “That guy” wears rapist glasses! This is all making so much sense.
.-= mermanda´s last blog ..The dress =-.
I’ve never heard of this guy either.
.-= hillbilyduhn´s last blog ..TMI Thursday =-.
just a girl showed this to me and my friends when we were in denver, and we were nearly in tears watching them. he is disturbing yet soooooo awesome.
.-= GingerMandy´s last blog ..This is what happens when Batman texts Wolverine. =-.
hahahah I have seen these before! I like the “Pedophile Beards” one. Too dang funny!
.-= Christy´s last blog ..Those ugly bushes I promised… =-.
Hah I watched “Every day normal crew”.
“I like to spend time with my family!”
hahaha, awesomeness.
i love that you posted the original video of the song and not the raporwhateveritis one.
Isn’t that the same trenchcoat that Matt Lauer was wearing this morning while interviewing Miley Cyrus? Hmmmmm…
.-= MJenks´s last blog ..Friday Morning Latin Lesson: Volume XXXVII =-.
hahahaha…u made me laugh so much my cheeks hurt and i farted! lols…sssshhh don’t tell anyone. hahahaha… thanks, your post just made my day complete! =)
.-= ChinkyGirLMeL´s last blog ..Monster Kids =-.
ohhh. I will have to get home and watch these. I can never see video on my work computer. Happy Friday!
.-= Alina Karle´s last blog ..All hail the Tourture Queen, Denise =-.
I’m SO gonna try breathing today!!
.-= nashe´s last blog ..Je ne sais whud? =-.
In the second video he looks more like unabomber Ted Kazinksky. Right?!
.-= Marie´s last blog ..Sitting on a Bench =-.
Hooray! I’ve loved Jon Lajoie since Every Day Normal Guy came out like, eleventy billion years ago and I’m always trying to get people to watch his stuff. He’s hot.
Also, I snorted super loud at the kitty cat. I DANCE DANCE DANCE!
.-= Just A Girl´s last blog ..All We Need Is Just A Little Patience… =-.
Hooooly shit. I laughed so loud that people at work are now staring. I have to borrow one of these to send to one of my buddies.
.-= Summer´s last blog ..I’m Back Bitches: Part 2 =-.
If you come up to Halifax, NS, Canada you can come see him on September 10th… although the show might be sold out now.
I’m excited to see him live!
.-= Martina´s last blog ..Summer Afternoon. =-.
funny…. but in a very weird and very freaky way! thnks for visiting my home on the web… love, love this place of yours… so funny!!
.-= Randi´s last blog ..Huntin’ Homes… =-.
I own a public masturbater coat, I accessorized it with fake strap on pants legs so I look like I’m wearing pants while I’m NOT!!!
.-= Skylers Dad´s last blog ..Handicapped Assessable =-.
Oooohhhh…BREATHING!
.-= shine´s last blog ..It’s Friday, we should break up – (Awesomely) Bad Ideas =-.
omg. that’s SO weird because someone JUST told me about him. except i ignored him because i thought he was talking about his stupid metal music i’m not into when he said have you heard of..? but with the lilu approved mark i decided to watch. HILARIOUS!!
.-= floreta´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Blocked =-.
I’m not a big YouTube-er because my internet at home is so iffy but I’m all about Stumble Upon. Have you seen this: http://www.peopleofwalmart.com ? It’s the new Awkward Family Photos.
.-= Jo´s last blog ..The One Where I Talk About Serious Stuff =-.
PS: is it wrong to be turned on by his tongue in the second video? i am obviously sex deprived.
.-= floreta´s last blog ..TMI Thursday: Blocked =-.
Yes yes yes! A perfect burst of disturbing humor for my morning, thank you.
And perhaps I’m late to this party myself, but I just noticed your new favicon. I love it. I lust after having my own little favicon one day, and I must say your newfound favicon portraiture fame is making me extremely jealous.
.-= Children of the 90s´s last blog ..Troll Dolls =-.
Um, how do you know if you’re breathing right??? I don’t want to do it wrong…and suffer the death-related symptoms….they sound painful.
.-= Ela´s last blog ..Follow the Bouncing Ball =-.
I love the spit string from his tongue to the roof of his mouth in the PSA where it shows us how to breath! And I have a whole list of names for the gear:
Pedosmile, pedostache, pedobeard, pedovan, pedocoat, pedocandy, pedoeyewear, etc, etc, etc…..it’s the whole Pedo-line!
.-= Stephanie´s last blog ..My Mother Is A Loon =-.
Production value could use a boost but otherwise funny stuff.
.-= Patrick´s last blog ..Fantasy Friday: Stumbling On My First Fantasy Drafts =-.
Loved the first two; third one was a bit boring. Except he used Goo Goo Dolls… bastard!
I think I’d seen the paedophile glasses before actually… but not the beard! Thanks for sharin’
.-= Sebastian´s last blog ..A fun new photo project: 52 Weeks =-.
Though I’m liking the rapist glasses, I’m kinda leaning towards the public masturbato trenchcoat…A girl’s got to get her rocks off right?
Well, I hope alcohol was involved while you were cracking up….
This guy is amazing. That is all. thanks for sharing! (i had never heard of him either)
.-= Julie Q´s last blog ..Forrest Chump? =-.
hahah, i can’t stop laughing!!! i have never seen that video before. you find the funniest clips! happy friday!!
.-= Lisa´s last blog ..Guest posting? =-.
bahahahhahaha don’t worry sista.. we’re late to this party togther. but OHHHHHH MY gosh… hahahaha what a great start to my friday! the pedophile one wouldn’t load but i’ll watch it later. and remember…you don’t have to be a rapist, to look like a rapist. hahaha! ;P
.-= kym´s last blog ..I’ll keep my clothes on, thanks. =-.
death-related symptoms.
HAHA
I love the music in the background!!! So random.
But have you seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V_DsL1x1uY
.-= Desiree Aubigny´s last blog ..Wordpress Switch =-.
:O You just discovered him.
I love this guy. I must say I mostly enjoy his interesting song lyrics over anything. Haven’t listened to him in a while. I may just go do so.
Some old mates of mine used to recite his videos around school. Kind of funny when they mention things like rapist glasses in the presence of teachers and children.
.-= Jassie´s last blog ..Screaming, Frustrating, Met-Your-Match, Teenagers! =-.
I don’t care what the hell you want to register for – that’s what you’re getting.
.-= K @ Blog Goggles´s last blog ..Toga Friday =-.
Oh and I’m the last person to know about everything, so you were definitely ahead of me on this one.
.-= K @ Blog Goggles´s last blog ..Toga Friday =-.
I hadn’t heard of him either…so thank you, so much, for that.
You win.
.-= Liebchen´s last blog ..Now what you hear is not a test… =-.
I’d never seen these before! They are great!
Start breathing today… or else start dying. Love it!
And I love the pencil crayons thrown in w/ the predatory beard, rapist glasses and serial killer van. We have a van but ours is not used for serial killing. Only molesting. I call it our molesterrific van!
.-= Kellie´s last blog ..Summa, Summa, Summa-time =-.
Haha. I’m nearly always late to the party. Awesome.
.-= Vie´s last blog ..Things Left Unsaid =-.
Vogue should do a spread on the Molester look.
.-= Kris´s last blog ..And, no, my last name isn’t Kervorkian. =-.
I can’t grow a full beard, too much Cherokee blood in me, but patchy ones look scarier anyway. However, I am totally ordering those glasses and a trench coat. Who needs the van though? I watch Dexter, and you’re supposed to use a boat.
.-= Ed´s last blog ..A short quick funny……..(not me, the post) =-.
Crayons!! LOL
Those videos are so terrible..but so funny!
.-= HannahBlue´s last blog ..Back to Reality =-.
Um, he’s kind of cute, no?
Maybe i just need to get laid.
Pencil crayons!
.-= RondaMarie´s last blog ..There was =-.
Blasted! I can’t watch videos at work! Later my dear, looking forward to it.
.-= Nikki´s last blog ..Flashback Friday: How to scar your child for life =-.
I don’t if you noticed the google ads on the pedophile clip, but they made me laugh more….find sex offenders in your neighborhood – why? I don’t want to get lucky with a man going to jail…
Confession – the Dead or Alive song, so many great memories from college and you probably weren’t even born when this song was hit. Now, I’m officially sad…sniff, sniff.
.-= littlemsblogger´s last blog ..Maybe It’s Time to Change Careers…. =-.
I found this guy months ago. He’s HILARIOUS!!! I love this video, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
Also please PLEASE tell me you’ve seen the UNFORGIVABLE videos!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dJu1Jj7VTw
.-= Jaime | Fast Times´s last blog ..Not a real blog. =-.
I have this uncle who totally looks like a rapist, and this video showed me why. Thank you!
.-= emvandee´s last blog ..In which it takes me a very long time to get to the point, the point being soufflé. =-.
OK I laughed. A lot. You know what part got me the most? The assorted pencil crayons. Seriously, that cracked me up.
.-= Vegetable Assassin´s last blog ..1010 =-.
Very Funny!! Never heard of the guy.
.-= Lucy´s last blog ..TMI: Thursday:TAME: Only Child Abuse =-.
The breathing commercial is absolutely AWESOME!!! It really cheered me up!
.-= Paula´s last blog ..A UNIQUE NEW TALENT? =-.
Hahaha, videos 1 and 3 made me die. Immediately forwarding to my boyfriend…he’ll crack up.
First visit to your blog, btw! Great intro post, haha.
.-= Michelle´s last blog ..happy 1.5 =-.
Ah man that guy is awesome. His song “Everyday Normal Guy” is my fav.
I’m just a regular, everyday normal guy.
When I go to the clubs I wait in line mother fucker!
.-= hardlyhearshimself´s last blog ..Ask And You Shall Recieve =-.
the rapist and pedophile videos are hilarious. when nicole showed me those i just about died of laughter, so funny.
.-= katelin´s last blog ..No Plans. =-.
I cant wait to watch these tonight, wasted.
In other news, rent a car and come on a road trip to Cali. WHY DONT YOU.
hmph.
.-= Elizabeth Marie´s last blog ..Obsessed-Tanya of Captivate Me =-.
I use to be friends with this dude who was really awesome but then we didn’t see each other so much anymore for a really long time.
Then I see photos of him and he has rapist glasses. I’m kind of glad we aren’t friends anymore because now I don’t have to be seen with him. hah
.-= Jamie´s last blog ..Project Try Not to Eat Like a 6 Year Old =-.
I guess I’m a little out out the loop too, because I hadn’t heard of him either. But at least I had head of Dead or Alive! (Oh, how I’m dating myself . . . )
Very funny stuff. His voice sounds a lot like Dane Cook’s. But the similarities end there, because Jon is actually funny.
.-= Riff Dog´s last blog ..Meet Gabriela at the Hotel =-.
Yep, I was late to this party as well. Thanks! V went to the eye doctor to buy some more contacts, and I spent my time trying on some “rapist” glasses. I’m pretty sure I embarrassed everyone with me. BUT! They were marked down 80%-only $7! Beat that Jon!
.-= Brooke´s last blog ..Replace “Hot” with “Annoying”… =-.
youtube is such a wealth of information i mean entertainment!!!!
.-= fizzgigabyte´s last blog ..I love spinning my wheels… =-.
I was definitely late to the party! I had tears in my eyes after watching the rapist glasses video, hahahaha!
I bought a firetruck! Ha!
.-= Britt´s last blog ..Ask Me Some Questions, I’ll Tell You No Lies =-.
Ha!! Classic! Great posts.
.-= One Sassy Girl´s last blog ..Proof that I am an ass =-.
Both of the first two videos (the linked ones) made me laugh within the first five seconds. So, B don’t know what the F he’s talking about.
If you liked those, you might like this one. It’s one of my favorites of all time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A0p-U1LBbQ
.-= longredcape´s last blog ..My embarrassing internet presence, pre-LRC =-.
Good stuff, I like the ‘Death or Death related symptoms’ caption on the last video.
.-= eric´s last blog ..How I Saved My Cup (Come Ho Salvato la Tazza Mia) =-.
The breathing video was hilarious. “If it wasn’t for breathing, the Beatles wouldn’t exist” LOL! And wow, I want a pair of rapist glasses just so I can say that I own rapist glasses.
I hadn’t heard of him before either, don’t worry Lilu!
And have a fan-flippin-tastic weekend!
.-= Taylor´s last blog ..Summer Goals, Revisited =-.
Clearly this is where Joaquin got his fashion advice for his lifestyle change.
Haha! You should check this one out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xC03hmS1Brk. If you haven’t already. One of my faves from him. Hilarity.
.-= coolasfolk´s last blog ..MAKING BABIES =-.
i sent a couple of friends the link to these videos before i could even finish the post. they’re PERFECT. hahahaha, i need a good laugh.
.-= Down and Out Chic´s last blog ..Giveaway: Artaissance (don’t miss this!) =-.
Holy shit! That’s hilarious!!
.-= Jill Pilgrim´s last blog ..Serenity Now, SERENITY NOW! =-.
Just when I thought I’d never think of a good Christmas present for the Boyfriend, The “There’s Gotta Be Something Wrong With That Guy” popped into my life! HAHA I may pick up some Rapist Glasses as an early stocking stuffer, too.
.-= Jennifer – Somewhere In Between´s last blog ..Feeling Fall =-.
I’m late to the party too. And I hate Flo Rider for fucking up that magnificent song!!
.-= Jules´s last blog ..Awards Galore and other fun stuff =-.
Awesome. Not sure how I missed this one. Your timing is spectacular as I just gave up my pedophile beard ways. I had to steal the video, but I gave you credit.
.-= James´s last blog ..Goodbye =-.
YES! I discovered him a few months ago. He’s amazing. I’m torn between “Everyday Normal Guy” and “Show me your genitals”. It’s all gold.
.-= Regardez Moi´s last blog ..Contest! Without Prizes! =-.
LOL thats awesome. the expression on his face when he has the beard and glasses on is the best part
.-= alissa´s last blog ..the concrete catwalk =-.
Heh.
For some reason the “pencil crayons” was the funniest part!
.-= Soda and Candy´s last blog ..Over to You: So Over The Moon. =-.
LMAO!!! OMG the second video is absolutely hilarious!!!
i watched it three times!hahaha, thanks for sharing ^^
and thanks for following my blog as well!
have a great sunday hun
xx
.-= Manju´s last blog ..NAMASTE =-.
serial killer van! yessss. ps the google add below the video? “your husband is gay.” oh google, how apt.
.-= mylittlebecky´s last blog ..doggie fridee =-.
okay quiet newsroom + your blog = further affirmation to my coworkers that i should probably be medicated.
these are HYSTERICAL. and you and maxie totally need those.
.-= Siovhan´s last blog ..BFF… my pocahontas =-.
That dude has the creeptastic pervsville look DOWN. I decided that this post necessitated my made up verbage.
LOL hilarious!
http://www.lionstigersandfashionohmy.com
.-= Kelly´s last blog ..oh so Chloe =-.
I miss the Dead or Alive era Pete Burns. Whenever I see this video, I think I might like to dress as him for Halloween.
.-= WendyB´s last blog ..More Adventures in California =-.
Hello – I had to leave a note for you to say what a wonderful blog you have here. I’ve loved reading your interesting and creative posts. You have fab pictures too – perfect ! Thank you so much for sharing them all and best wishes… enjoy the rest of the weekend….
All’s I gotta say…show me your genitals.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
even dogs breathe!!!
wot the hell hve i been holding my breath for?!??!
.-= miss rambles´s last blog .. =-.
Those are hilarious! I’m always late to the party, in fact, didn’t you know that I rely on you to show me all things cool on YouTube?
.-= Kimberly´s last blog ..Jump Start Pet Rescue for the Wii Review =-.
i LOVE Jon Lajoie … so much that i even downloaded some of his skits into mp3s so i could listen in the car.
e = mc vagina
.-= raych´s last blog ..Back to Basics =-.
My son LOVES that Jon guy – and when I saw Rapist Glasses for the 1st time I almost DIED. I lose it when he talks about the Serial Killer Van too.
Oh…OH! And you have to find the one about Santa Clause. That one is also just as funny.
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Oh Hello Internet! =-.
that reminds me, I needed a FB update and now I am posting one of these video’s !!
.-= meleah rebeccah´s last blog ..Oh Hello Internet! =-.
RAPIST GLASSES!
my life is officially made.
.-= mollymouse´s last blog ..Anything Can Happen If You Let It =-.