So. I had a positively scrumptious time this weekend in Beantown.
OBVIOUSLY.
And I am A) exhausted from the funsies and B) get to spend the day packing!!! Which, to B, means desperately trying to throw away sort through all of “my junk”.
Communist.
I wish I could put a camera up in the apartment for the day… this shiz ain’t gonna be pretty.
So for yous guyses, this means you get some pretty, pretty highlights. (Don’t worry, they’re the very expensive kind done by a professional gay man- no brassiness here!)
The scene: Dinner with my parents, B, my Lil Sis, and her boyfriend on Friday night. Fun fact: Lil Sis has been aching for a dog for months now, and had planned on getting one when she moves in with her bf in a month.
The highlight:
Mom: So what kind of dog do you want, Lil Sis?
Lil Sis: (As her face falls) We’re not allowed to have one at the new apartment.
Mom: Awwwww, so you’re not getting a puppy?
Lil Sis: No. YOU were the one who told me NOT to!
Mom: Well, no, you shouldn’t. It’s expensive and a lot of responsibility. But… puppy…
Lil Sis: Unbelievable.
LiLu: Oh, come on. It’s just like if your 16 year old daughter gets knocked up! You don’t WANT it to happen… but once the baby’s here, you’re still going to love it!
*crickets*
My poor family.
The scene: Meeting up with Boston’s most fabulous bloggers (and a few other travelers as well) at The Globe Bar for drunkety times. The crew: (if I forgot you, please to forgive, and let me know! It is so very early…) My lovely Julie, brookem, Pilgrim Jill, Hannah, Julie Q, Susan, Emrlds, Alana, A Super Girl, and in some cases, their justly terrified boyfriends, made it the best time any blogger could ask for.
The highlight: Jill Pilgrim double dog daring me to offer Susan’s virginity to a random guy hitting on her for the price of three goats. Which, obviously, I did in approximately 2.5 seconds… at which point we found out it was a friend of hers, and now we had to hang out with him for the rest of the night and be “Those Weird Girls” all evening.
Whatevs. The shoe fits.
Also? All of this happened.
Pretending to be classy. What?
You can’t see that I’m grabbing Jill’s bum.
In a word: FINALLY!!! <3
There is some hate sex in here.
Gawd, I love this woman. ALLLLL of her, apparently…
Tiger hands for Maxie!
Why I oughta…
We bloggers get friendly quick.
The boys entertained themselves just fine…
Sure. I mean, clearly.
Hiccups are a BITCH, yo.
Love you hookers.
Yeah. So. The awesomest of AWESOME. And that is all I have to say about that.
Except get all your asses down to DC so we can do it again soon. LUFF YOU BISHES!!!!!!
The scene: B’s sister getting mawwied!
The highlight: Everything. Jewish weddings are so much more fun! There was breaking of stuff, chairs in the air, a dancing train through the entire room, and incredible view, and a few speeches that even moved my cold dead hooker heart.
A sample from the mother of the groom’s toast:
“When my boys were little, I always changed the descriptions of the princesses in fairytales to say “kind” and “intelligent” instead of “beautiful”. I am so incredibly glad that my son has chosen to share his life with a woman who is kind and intelligent… as well as beautiful.”
*cue heartwrench*
All in all? Best. Weekend. Ever.
And now, we pack…
Sigh.
{ 98 comments }
Ohmyholyhell.
A fucking epic night. I had so much fun!
God, look at my hate sex scowl. Awesome.
And I love that our respective boyfriends had a PA connection.
And I love how The Creeper (Prince) bought them the shots.
I heart you.
i <3 the shit out of you.
best night ever. xoxo
That’s such a beautiful toast! Awww…
.-= Lisa´s last blog ..Protected: I’m being Whiny McCrankypants. =-.
Now I am even more sad that I missed you girls! Next time, I swear, next time.
There had better be a next time.
*shakes fist*
what makes me happiest here is that my blog and my twitter are listed. it’s like my dueling identities met in your blog. (it’s too early to even make sense of that, haha.) SO GLAD we got some quality time, even if i showed up late, it was worth it for some quality hugs. xoxo
.-= emrlds´s last blog ..there is a jackhammer outside my window =-.
LOVE how the bloggers get picture shoutouts on the blog, but B’s sisters wedding is MIA. blog is thicker than family. hahahaha just kidding! but that would make a great soprano’sesque show on some website. so glad I got to meet you friday! Wish we could’ve chatted more!!
.-= Julie Q´s last blog ..When did I get so old? =-.
I am so jealous. I wanted Dunkin Donuts all weekend because of you.
…and brookem’s ass.
.-= Lemmonex´s last blog ..Help Wanted =-.
A- I’m jealous, no one comes to Miami for meet ups, sadtown.
B-Just B.
C- That toast made me cry.
.-= Jossie Posie´s last blog ..What 20sb means to me: my Vlog =-.
I laughed (puppy/pregnant teen joke)
I cried (wedding quotes)
This post = better than “Cats”
.-= c lo´s last blog ..whats worth getting worked up over =-.
What kind of mother reads her sons fairy tales?
.-= Peter´s last blog ..marriable… ness… ity… =-.
Love the pictures. They are awesome. Also, wonderful wedding highlights. If I ever get a mother-in-law who likes me that much, I’ll consider myself very lucky.
.-= Jean´s last blog ..Vignette =-.
Sounds like a fantastic weekend! You all look so pretty
Have fun packing…
.-= Taylor´s last blog ..Everything is Beautiful =-.
the bit that the groom’s mom said? totally had me awwwwing. Really loudly.
.-= deutlich´s last blog ..Reflection =-.
I’m so glad Mama of the Groom added “and beautiful.” I was worried there for a second she was inadvertently calling B’s sister unattractive and then there was going to be a throw-down in which LiLu had to get in there and mess some shit up.
Is it bad that this is what I expect from you now?
.-= shine´s last blog ..If you look closely, you can see a real cougar in the wild…only she’s wearing leopard print. =-.
Okay, that toast may have given me goosebumps. The good kind.
.-= Liebchen´s last blog ..Pack it up, pack it in =-.
looks like fun!!
.-= miss. chief´s last blog ..swallowsndaggers.com =-.
Awww… so sweet. My sappiness quota was just filled for the day by that last toast.
I can only handle so much sugar in my cold shriveled up whorish heart too.
I am so wishing I had been in Boston. I totally would have joined in on the titty grabbing. I’m known for it and have been told I have very warm and soft hands.
.-= Kellie´s last blog ..Weekly Want-it’s! =-.
I’m so envious of all you blogger ladies. It looked like you had so much fun. I wish I could meet some cool blogger ladies in Atlanta to get drunk with.
The toast. Incredible. She’s lucky to have such a kind MIL.
I hate packing and moving. Put on your favorite music.
.-= The Peach Tart´s last blog ..PETA Hates Fat People =-.
ahh-mazingness – me so jealous!
and i think our mothers might be besties.
.-= cavy´s last blog ..GO, RUN, FAST!! =-.
First bar pict was classy… didn’t last long, did it? Good party! I used to be the Cruise Director for the Planet Earth, but got too old to hold the title.. It’s all, yours, kid…..
I’m totally jealous. Wish I coulda made it up there. You and B need a weekend trip at the end of Septemeber (last weekend to be exact) to Ocean City MD. Very nice beach town, has tons of things to do, millions of volkswagens driving around, nice places to eat..typical tourist town.
It’d be awesome if you came out, even if you don’t own a vw. =)
.-= Nickie.´s last blog ..Hello, My Name is Bill and I’m A Hurricane. =-.
awesome pics!!
one day (soon? very soon?) i am going to have to venture south of the Canuck border to visit you and all your craziness!!
.-= Mich´s last blog ..Boys, Boys, all types of boys… =-.
It’s like time lapse photography starting from sober and going all the way to hooker.
Looks like you all had loads of fun!
.-= Shevonne´s last blog ..He Let Me Go So I Could Be Happy =-.
Boston is a town I miss….
Packing is a thing I DON’T miss…especially in this heat..
Don’t forget the TP and kitties…
.-= littlemsblogger´s last blog ..Tag I’m It….. =-.
Looks like such a fun weekend! I miss Boston!
.-= Practically Perfect…´s last blog ..Meeting Today! =-.
looks like a good time. now if you ever venture to nyc (a much shorter bus ride *wink wink) i will have to take you up on the out of town blogger night offer.
.-= Mb´s last blog ..Lost In Translation =-.
Offering “Susan’s virginity to a random guy hitting on her for the price of three goats. ” made me laugh so hard. This is totally something I would be dared to do and I woudn’t even have to think before I did it.
Sounds like you had an awesome time! I enjoyed reading about it so it must have been even better to actually partake in the fun.
Sounds like an amazing weekend! Glad to have you back & good luck with the packing. Packing is such a bitch to do.
.-= Courtney´s last blog ..Weekend Recap =-.
So fun! I love Boston, used to get there every chance I could when I was in college. Too bad it’s not closer to LA
.-= Lindsay´s last blog ..Family Reunion =-.
Three goats seems like a very fair price, really. I mean goats are kinda hard to come by these days, especially in the city. In a better economy maybe you could have asked for 4 goats and a laying hen.
.-= Dani´s last blog ..The advice he was given was to say he lost a bet…to his dog… =-.
*crickets* or not, so true!
And that speech was lovely…I was bracing myself though…wasn’t sure if she was going to add that last part. Phew!
Happy Tuesday RiLu! And Happy packing
.-= Ela´s last blog ..Weekend 5 =-.
The pictures are hilarious! Looks like you had a great time!
.-= Loys´s last blog ..I’m back…and in serious need of sleep =-.
Love that speech. I always said if I ever birth a child, and it has a penis, I’d raise it to be the perfect man.
Isn’t it wonderful how alcohol brings bloggers together? Or is it that blogging brings alcoholics together?
.-= Nikki´s last blog ..Feeling winey…and torchered? =-.
You should have seen my moms face when I told her I was pregnant at 16. Turns out I was just bloated.
Also, I have a penis.
.-= Mike´s last blog ..Undersized Door meets Ovesized Couch =-.
aw man, i love boston.
the wedding i went to last weekend had some of the best toasts i’ve ever heard as well – and i am so not one to get usually get choked up. damn these people and their emotions!
.-= Alice´s last blog ..eharmony: i am not compatible =-.
Sounds like all were had by a good time!
.-= Skylers Dad´s last blog ..Where is that Sky-Guy? =-.
Boston is just all sorts of fun! [insert jealousy here]
.-= Marie´s last blog ..A Lebanese Wedding =-.
Had no idea you were a shiksa. You need one of these: http://www.cafepress.com/www_jtshirt_com.138539306
I’m getting my sister one for Christmas. Yes, I see the irony.
.-= Foggy Dew´s last blog ..Just Play Ball fer Chrissakes!! =-.
Yay, your blog is updating! You are one crazy chick.
.-= Kristina P.´s last blog ..I Would Like To Buy a Bowel, Please =-.
WOW! Looks grrrreat. Love that top you have on, too! XD
.-= nashe´s last blog ..Yogi Nashty =-.
I am going to make one of these trips. One day. I get jealous-er and jealous-er every time I see pics.
.-= LivingWicked´s last blog ..I Don’t Know… =-.
I am super jealous!
.-= Brooke´s last blog ..The Curonian Spit =-.
Good luck getting all your shizit together. I hate packing. I’ll be doing that next year.
.-= Jaime | Fast Times´s last blog ..I LOVE…Fridays! =-.
Looks like you all had a FABUlous time. Plus lots of liquor. I approve.
.-= J´s last blog ..At Least I Remember To Water The Plants =-.
Yay!! I had such an awesome time hanging out with you ladies! It was very awesome. <-Seriously.
.-= Jill Pilgrim´s last blog ..Wherein I Prove That Reality TV Is Actually An Elaborate Plan To Keep Me From Murdering The Homeless =-.
I’m a big fan of socialism in action. That’s why my wife does all the ironing and I pour the beer.
Ummm….you forgot me!
And Prince, obvi.
Happy packing!!!
.-= A Super Girl´s last blog ..Baseball, bloggers, and whales oh my! =-.
Everytime I move, I just throw everything out and start over. I think I should move again soon so I can get some new stuff.
.-= k8´s last blog ..Wouldn’t You Know? =-.
Wow. Fun!
And packing fucking sucks, dude. My sympathies.
.-= Badass Geek´s last blog ..In Which I Meet Up With Some Mainers =-.
“LiLu: Oh, come on. It’s just like if your 16 year old daughter gets knocked up! You don’t WANT it to happen… but once the baby’s here, you’re still going to love it!
*crickets*”
Effing hilarious. I have a problem with things sounding better in my head than when they come out, case in point http://notreallyinsightful.blogspot.com/2009/04/we-now-return-to-our-regularly.html
.-= Jimmy´s last blog ..TMI Thursday =-.
Meanwhile…a mere 30 miles to the north..
I was eating a salad and watching a Tivo’d ‘Big Brother After Dark.’
Thanks for rubbing that shit in.
.-= moooooog35´s last blog ..Motivational Filler – Social Acceptance =-.
I’ve only been to Boston twice. I was, like, 13 and then 14. And no one would in that city would serve me any alcohol. So ageist.
.-= f.B´s last blog ..just might be an ADDiction =-.
Now that seems like one ridiculously fun weekend. Good luck with packing and moving!
.-= Vie´s last blog ..Burning to…Burn =-.
You have highlights better than one of those rich bitches in Orange county. You rule.
The jealousy and desire that all of your blogger meetup pictures inspire in me is downright crazy. SOMEDAY. *sigh*
.-= verybadcat´s last blog ..Angel =-.
i laughed out loud at the tiger hands.
that is too freaking funny.
.-= Allison´s last blog ..Vegas Take 2 =-.
Jewish weddings ARE so much more fun! I’m one, can you tell? L’chaim?
.-= Ali´s last blog ..A Letter =-.
Looks like so much fun! And that toast….awwwwwwwwwww.
.-= Gabby´s last blog ..here…but not here! =-.
me=JEALOUSY! What a FUN crowd! Loved the pics/recap!
.-= twinkie´s last blog ..EFF You California Politicians =-.
Seeing these pics makes me wish Boston was only a cab ride away. And what a good looking group of people. Sigh.
.-= freckledk´s last blog ..Tolerating the Intolerable =-.
I might have screamed when I saw the pictures of you and Jill.
THAT IS ALL.
Also, I miss you.
.-= Elizabeth Marie´s last blog ..The One in Which… =-.
Glad you had a blast
Looks like fun.
ps. Packing blows.
.-= Cass´s last blog ..Cops who pee, smelly plugs, crappy friends and other Random Tuesday Thoughts =-.
What a beautiful toast! So sweet! Loving all the photos– seems like all of you had a blast!
.-= Lisa´s last blog ..Breaking the habit: =-.
You party animal! Looks like you had a blast, I soo love Boston:)
Oh, and I totally got what you were saying at your family dinner (lol)
.-= Lucy´s last blog ..Only in America & I’m Glad For It!!! =-.
Looks like it was great fun in Boston.
Once I went to a Jewish wedding in West Palm Beach, and the lady officiating (cantor or rabbi?) sang very well. It was on the beach, and everyone was worried that a parasailer was going to crash into the group of us because the wind stopped.
.-= eric´s last blog ..What’s With the Hole In My Yard? (Perché Un Foro Nell’erba?) =-.
You ALWAYS get to have fun!!!! I need to go to a Jewish wedding.
.-= Jules´s last blog ..Sucky Suck…. And Out of Tune Tuesday – Back to School Style =-.
Jewish weddings are really great, especially when they compete for the best dessert table ever. I’m cringing as I think of the cost of putting on a wedding like that. Maybe my daughter will elope. (I didn’t really say that…)
.-= Barbara´s last blog ..Rising Above =-.
you are hysterical.
and that is sooo sweet what the groom’s mom said.
.-= Olivia Rae´s last blog ..my first little dinner party! =-.
man that blogger night sounds amazing. you ladies (and gents) are fierce!
and um that speech, so dang precious.
.-= katelin´s last blog ..Quite a Swiss weekend. =-.
If I had been at the dinner table, I totally would’ve laughed at the 16 and pregnant thing. For reals. That was good stuff.
.-= Colby´s last blog ..The one where my multiple personality disorder takes over =-.
Had I known that breast grabbing was a standard part of these get-togethers, I would have made more of an effort to attend!
.-= Riff Dog´s last blog ..Meet Gabriela at the Park – The Director’s Cut =-.
no one knows how to party like a group of massholes.
man, now i’m homesick.
i heart your shirt.
and i’m in total agreement–jewish weddings are THE BEST.
.-= siovhan´s last blog ..morning that lasts all afternoon… =-.
What an excellent, top-quality looking harem. Do you have a sultan to sponsor you yet?
.-= TishTash´s last blog ..So This Is "Feelings"? =-.
WOW it looks like you had a blast!! !:)
.-= Reeder’s Corner´s last blog ..Wanna Play a Game?!? =-.
im very jealous of your boston meet-up. i would kill a small dinosaur to be able to meet brookem and jill (my new favorite blogger). all of those blogger actually.
oh well i’ll just have to wait to october to squeeze your face up close and personal.
.-= alexa – cleveland’s a plum´s last blog ..i need a pep talk =-.
Boston is always epic. So glad you guys got got to meet with us Massholes. And Julie Q makes a poignant observation – blog is thicker than family!
.-= Susan´s last blog ..a plateau =-.
Love the pictures! Especially the tiger hands with the karate chop in the middle, haha!
.-= Britt´s last blog ..Keys to My Heart: I LOVE CUPCAKES. =-.
Sounds (and looks) like it was a great time! I am pretty sure had I heard that wedding toast I would have been crying. Jewish weddings are so much more fun!
.-= mandy´s last blog ..Things I Want Them To Know =-.
Anything or anyone Boston is awesome in my book.
If we ever meet I demand you grab my boob. Both if you want.
.-= lbluca77´s last blog ..No your other left =-.
I love your shirt. Good choice!
.-= Herding Cats´s last blog ..My New Job =-.
I expected nothing less than a kick arse tale and got it. Well played. How cute is Jill and her pearl necklace? hee hee
F’ing fiddlesticks. You’d better still be blogging/drinking/creating mayhem next time I’m in America. Stupid round planet.
.-= K @ Blog Goggles´s last blog ..Giveaway: CHANDI tee =-.
P.S. You are totally wearing color and a print. I’m so proud of you!
.-= K @ Blog Goggles´s last blog ..Giveaway: CHANDI tee =-.
That Bloggers meetup looks SO much fun. Oh I have never been to one and I want to go!! Great pics.
.-= Lilly´s last blog ..Dear Boss =-.
Sounds like an epic night
too bad it only lasts a weekend (read 2 days) 
but it is better than my weekend 
I love the wedding toast, makes my eyes glassed up and my heart goes “AWWWW” but it is a good thing to do..maybe I will do that too, replace beautiful to wonderful and kind cause whats inside counts more and make your outside shines
. She sounds amazing 
*tear*
.-= a!kO´s last blog ..Awesome =-.
Ha that night out looked hilarious!
And lol, I’ve been banned from making pregnancy jokes around my parents since the first Serious Boyfriend ……their hearts can’t take it!
.-= Catherine´s last blog ..If it’s not Baroque, don’t fix it! =-.
Glad you “bishes” had a good time! No pictures from the wedding?
.-= HannahBlue´s last blog ..The Wedding and Leaving for the Island =-.
LiLu I am just happy you did maxies tiger hands, I laugh SO HARD.
Meet upssss ,zealousies. Someone should sponsor you here, Lilu. Imagine you could tear my city apart, literally.
Boooooooooo.
Aw Boston!
if ever i am in dc..i am soooo stalking you!! lol
.-= caroline´s last blog ..15 is a wonderful age! =-.
Tell Lil Sis not to get a puppy until bf becomes husband. Trust me. Otherwise you have an awkward joint-custody situation going on.
Also, I hate Boston. That’s right, I said it.
.-= Extremely Witty´s last blog ..Kerosene on the Fire =-.
Jealous.. : (
I think you all need to bring your asses down to Florida!
.-= Lil’ Woman´s last blog ..I Done! =-.
I was enjoying reading Julie’s blog after having been linked via this post until a certain point yesterday when I got this: “This blog is open to invited readers only”.
What is the deal?
I don’t know If I said it already but …I’m so glad I found this site…Keep up the good work I read a lot of blogs on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say GREAT blog. Thanks,
A definite great read.
Hey, I read a lot of blogs on a daily basis and for the most part, people lack substance but, I just wanted to make a quick comment to say GREAT blog!…..I”ll be checking in on a regularly now….Keep up the good work!
Just wanted to drop you a line to say, I enjoy reading your site. I thought about starting a blog myself but don’t have the time.
Oh well maybe one day….