Update: Date has been changed to Saturday, October 17th!!!
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Hey, bloggikins!
Guess what you’re doing on October 24th?
Let me crack an egg of knowledge all over your head…
Yes, that’s right folks. My Facebook lover Maxie and I are finally getting hitched, slash, celebrating our joint birthdays in one ENORMOUS shindig. It may seem early, but now none of you have any excuse not to be there OR be square.
We’ve already got the flower girl, MOH, Best Man, videographer, and of course, a to-be-ordained minister… what do you want to be? Ring bearer? Gift taker? Ice luge attendant?
Model for tequila shots to be taken off of?
Just make sure you’re there, lovelies… we’ll find something for everyone to do, even if it’s stand there and look pretty. Woot!
We’re going to get these guys for the entertainment… (Sort of NSFW, courtesy of my dear friend mn125…)
EPIC.
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We are going to make the most beautiful babies.
Ever in the whole world. They’ll be boobalicious.
I cannot wait to spoil your offspring with Maxie. Or perhaps raise it since you will throw it in the garbage.
Dumpster baby!!!
I’m a groomsman right?
Who’s the groom?
We’ll both be pretty, pretty princesses. Right Lex?
i hope my MOH duties include teaching your future spawn how to properly take a shot or thirty, do a case race, and snarf a double cheeseburger in 30 seconds or less.
DUH. And *snarf* is definitely the right word…
Is this a shotgun wedding? Oh wait, that’s not a baby bump…that’s your LIVER.
It’s supposed to be trying to escape from my body, right? That’s normal?
LOL. Congrats! You two make a lovely couple! I wish I could be there, but DC isn’t exactly around the corner for me! Ah well, looking forward to the video evidence of the shenanigans!
Oh, there will be video…
No such thing as “crazy”, only FUN!
I can take pictures. My finger never stops clicking.
YESSSS. And in return, all the Franzia you can drink.
Glenn Fry did a song called “Party Town”.. Why it isn’t played at every party is a mystery to me….
We’ll make sure to include it.
I am so bummed, Josh and I are going to be in DC Oct 23rd, and at a wedding the 24th, I’d have loved to crash your party!
Ohhhh, so sad! Maybe later that night? We’ll be going til the sun comes up, I’m sure…
maaan.. that is going to be all KINDS of amazing
Truth. You have it.
that i’m right behind you video was flipping awesome!
Yessss thank you. Sadly it is my life’s proudest accomplishment.
Oh damn I have another wedding that day.
Hooker!
Can I be the hooker you guys violate the night before?
As long as there are lap dances involved…
OMG. Why do people put videos like that online! They must be hard up for dates.
Congrats on the Wedding!
I don’t think he’s going to get many dates out of that… at least not the kind he’s expecting…
It would pay for you to have a designated driver. Of that, I am certain. I’ll be waiting for my plane ticket.
That would be GENIUS… maybe Orbitz will donate it for charity!
Congrats you two! That is right around the time I married my life partner. October is a beautiful month for a wedding!
As a recent bride with way too much expertise in all things related to wedding paper products, I would gladly volunteer my services in creating invites/programs for you two crazy kids!
Oh, and also- I would totally volunteer to be one of those ladies that lies naked on a table while people each sushi off of me. But only if you’re into that sort of thing…
I love sushi. I mean… sushi. I mean…
first, i hope the city is appropriately living in fear.
second, i happen to be off that whole week…. hmm.
It is fate.
Do you have a wedding singer yet? Because we all know that *makes* the party.
It sounds like you’re offering…
We need to find a DJ!
Totes magotes.
Damn it, I missed out on getting in the wedding party. As I commented on the wedding blog, I’m happy to just be that inappropriately schwaste-faced guest who sleeps with a groomsman. Or two.
You’re in, you’re in! All are welcome, my dear.
If I could be there, I’d be the crazy cougar who talks too loud, drinks far too much and ends up flashing everyone my ass, cackling about how hot it is.
Every wedding needs one of those.
One? We’ll go for a hat trick.
I’m getting married the same day! Such a beautiful couple, congrats!
You should join us in Vegas for a honeymoon extravaganza
No way! We promise not to steal your thunder. Vegas, hmmmm?
CoNgRaTs! I sure wish I could be there–I do think an August engagement party is in high order though.
Oh, GENIUS. Done and done!
Can I wear the MIL sequined dress/jacket ensemble?
YESSSSSS. What wedding would be complete without it??
I just may have to come down from Boston for this blessed event.
You may just!
wait so you’re getting married?? i’m SO happy for you! i must have missed the ‘engagement’ memo. hmm.
Pretend marriage. Real birthdays. Extra fun.
Awww I totally would make a trip down there to see you & Maxie wed. I’d cry a tear or two! lol. =)
Do it!!!
i’m going to be the best flower girl ever!!
also that video?? i’m dying, like what group of guys video tapes themselves humping things, all together?!?! epic ha ha’s.
For serious. It would be one thing if it was a joke, but it is CLEARLY not.
No way! I’m totally flying in from Hong Kong for that. And, yes, I’ll come with the giant hat. Get excited.
That hat is REDONCULOUS. Totally excited…
Is that video supposed to be sexy? Um it’s so not.
Congrats on your upcoming nuptials!
I’m pretty sure “sexy” is exactly what he thought he was going for. So sad…
I love the word nuptials. You guys continue to be my life heroes. I’m thinking y’all could make a poster of your wedding photo so that I can put it up in my room. But not in a creepy way. Yeah. I’m normal.
POSTERS!!!! Oh, this is happening…
On the video: No Homo?
I simply have no idea.
i love how in the credits they call it choreography. the names are priceless! pipelaya?!?
That was the best part, honestly.
Congrats! You need wedding crashers obviously to take advantage of any groomsmen there may be.
I hope you’re offering…
Although I am jealous, can I be your side dish? Ya know what I mean….rawr. OR can I like totally do your hair and make-up and like help with dresses and shit and tell you both how pretty you are all day? Like…totally.
Consider “Side Dish” your new nickname…
Dammmit, why the hell can’t I still live up north.
How can I miss this event, it’s going to be the fuckin social event of the year.
Buttt….if I was to come I would def. want to be the church lady who plays the organ (I don’t know how to play but whatevs) so you can rock out walking down the aisle!
I will rock out… but it would be SO much better if you were organing for me!
Is the ice luge vacancy still open? I think I have the right skills and ample experience.
Done and DONE. Get ready to be a part of history.
Did that video actually drive you to become a lesbian?
Because if I was a chick it would turn me into one.
Seriously. I was 100% straight before I saw that shiz.
they gangbanged an ottoman. they gangbanged… an ottoman.
damn i’m glad you didn’t find the director’s cut. i was in it.
Oh, I found it. I’m saving it for the wedding video montage.
That poor ottoman in the video. Isn’t there a PETA for furniture for cases like this?
PETF just doesn’t have the same ring, I spose…
Best. idea. ever.
No doy.
Where are you registered?
WalMart… KLASSY.
ohMYgawdddd… how exciting! Can’t wait to see the pictures! Woot!
Neither can I… since I probably won’t remember them being taken…
I am a for-realz ordained minister. (Yes, really and for true)
And Oct. 24 is an awesome date. You can stretch the party a whole week (ending with a Halloween party!)
Exactly. And the week before that is my REAL birthday week… Woot!
If ONLY I could go to that party!!
I’d bring the strippers (the *straight* strippers. It’s much more fun that way).
Duh! I wish you could come, too!
I want to be the crazy, uninvited guest at the wedding who gets more than a little too drunk and by the end of the evening takes over the mic and starts karaoke because it is just a really good idea at that point.
Oh wait, crap, I have been that person.
I have to admit, Lilu, I am more than just a little bit scared by the video that you posted today. Did those guys all do one another when done filming?
I KNOW, right?? Obviously they went for it (ew).
And when is karaoke NOT a good idea?
Epic.
-Francesca
I’m pretty sure you might have to bring that party to Massachusetts to make it legal. I’d be happy to host it in my backyard!!!
Can we have ice cream with jimmies on it? NOT SPRINKLES!!!
You guys are too funny. So we are almost birthday twins, too? Sweet. I will partake by being out of town… but we’ll call it the Honeymoon portion, okay? Yeah, I’ll honeymoon for you. I’m supportive that way.
Aww, aren’t you sweet
douchebag entertainment, CHECK!! those goons. i hope they never ever get laid!!!
and
i hope your party is FAB!!!!!!!!!!
Who would lay them?? Other than each other, of course…
you need to do full video for those of us who wont be able to attend.
Done, done AND done.
Now that sounds like its going to be a wonderful celebration/party!
It will be magical… trust.
I’ll be there sitting off in some corner thinking I’m getting too old for this shit. As I fight the urge to puke all of the wedding cake I had way too much of. Because I tried to out drink some one who has the booze tolerance of pub of drunken sailors. My b-day is October 15th and God willing I will turn 36.
Mine’s the 16th! Holla twinsies!
Congrats!!!!!
That is all I can get out because this CATHOLIC girl is just stunned by your video, you know us CATHOLIC girls, we are sheltered. (lol)
Hahaha! Sheltered my ass…
Expect my wedding cake audition post in the week or two. This is going to be epic.
Cannot wait.
(And why, oh why, did you have to post something from ebaum’s world? The only thing worse could be 4chan. Such horrible horrible memories.)
I know. I am a little bit ashamed. Not enough to take it down, though…
I would actually make my way to the East for that event.
YESSSSS!!! That’s what I like to hear!
better serve some amazing cocktails!
Franzia’s amazing, right?
That sounds sick. I wish I could come! No joke. I’ll…bring a stripper or something.
Strippers are ALWAYS welcome.
That is so gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
The video.
Not you and Maxie.
There’s another word for you and Maxie.
I don’t think I wanna know…
That sounds like a blast! I’ll be the one eating cake and drinking wine!
YES. So much wine…
I’m on the ice luge. I saw a great one from Seattle’s gay pride parade that I think will work perfect. It was a little something like THIS…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7914326@N08/2044117663/
Ignore the guy in the full fur suit…
How do we get the guy in the fur suit for the wedding??
I don’t think DC is actually ready for that kind of insanity.
And YOU are not updating in my reader! Hmm.
Boo hiss! If you JUST updated it, it might take a little while? Let me know… if it’s a bigger problem I’ll have to get it fixed!
Thank tha lawd – I thought I lost you! I have updated so that I don’t miss another post. Webcam is a must for this event. The blogging world needs to bear witness to this auspicious occasion!
That’s what I like to hear! And we will definitely have video of some kind going…
B should drive the limo and do that shifting thing or whatever the hell it was!
He could run a limo service called
B’s Booz and Boobs Cruise, LLC.
Ooooo… we better jump on getting that title. AWESOME SAUCE.
You know I’m the guest that’s going to drunkenly steal the mic from the MC and give a bad speech about sex and screw the groomsmen in the bathroon stall?
Does that invite still stand?
OBVY. Make it happen!!
POST VIDEOS.
That’s all.
Oh, and congratulations! haha
Will do! And thanks! Ha ha!
I just want to be the token “super drunk girl” in all the photos.
I’m coming to DC for this. It’s a must.
If anything is a must, it’s THIS.
I KNEW YOU WOULD POST THAT!!! ahaaaahaaahaaa too many funny. YOUR WELCOME
It was too perfect! I had to!
we should probably be great friends.
jus’saying.
I CONCUR!!!
Why yes, I believe I might be tentatively available for corruption and perversion that weekend.
YES! I think we should get T shirts made up that say that…
That video explains so much. I always wondered what guys did when they got together.
This is the equivalent of a girls’ in-panties pillow fight, I would assume…
I would like to suggest you hold off on the alcohol cut backs until next year … there are too many joyous celebrations that must be showered with liqueur and such ..
they have liver transplants .. I will let you borrow mine , we could do 6 month rotations .. mmkay ?
my bday is 2 days after ur shindigga
OMG. I am dying here. What do you think went through those 5 guys heads before making that video?
“Hey, X2C, I’m a pretty good humper. How about you?”
“Oh yeah, totally. I hump the shit out of ottomans.”
“Hey Pre$$ure, do you still have that video camera?”
“Yeah man. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Let’s get us 5 guys together and we’ll totally lay into that ottoman like none other. It won’t even know what hit it when we’re through w/ it.”
“Totally! And we can hump to music and show it online and all the chics are going to be lining up wanting to get humped by us!”
“We’ll be so famous!”
“Everyone is going to want some Specktacular!!!”
“Booyah!”
Now THAT’s gonna be like fitty shade of awesome right there!
Hahaha I just saw you posted this video. This is REDONK.
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