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Anyhizzle, I tried to put my own TMI spin on my answers to the interview questions… but mostly just the fact that I am on camera is embarrassing enough. For some reason I can’t stand how I look on video unless I am doing the Stanky Legg or getting my singalong on with Maxie.
So here it is… in all its humiliating glory. Please to excuse the awkward editing, as the camera cut out on me in the middle.
Sigh.
If you actually got through that, I hope you enjoyed. If not, I promise never to do it again. Ever.
Check out the other 20 Something Chick Chat participants too:
No Ordinary Rollercoaster
Confessions of a Twenty Something Year Old
The Everyday Adventures of Me in the City
Three Bay B Chicks
The Lifestyles of Sevi
(P.S. I am really mad that I forgot to wear my “War Paint” (backstory here) sweatshirt I had custom made, thanks to a giveaway I won from the lovely amanda! So here it is… it gets TWO BIG THUMBS UP, from where I’m standing!)
Happy TMI Thursday, lovahs!
Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…
lovelila’s TMI Thursday: Barf, Blank-Out, and The Hangover
Courtney’s TMI: Kissing and Your Number
Jassie’s TMI Thursday- Is Your Vagina THAT Big
Sebastian’s Sweaty testicles: meet a bag of frozen peas
Stephanie’s TMI Thursdays: Where are you from?
iNDefatigable mjenks’ TMI Thursday: The Wearing of the White
The Odd Duck’s TMI Thursday: Blissful Ignorance FAIL
BigSis’ TMI Thursday (Yeah, It’s Gross)
Tabitha’s TMI Thursday: Twitsgusting.
justjp’s The Gospel’s 100th Anniversary
Liebchen’s TMI Thursday: Tastes like low standards
Pilgrim Jill’s TMI Thurday: You Talk Too Much For Someone I Just Want To Have Sex With
jen-tsk’s TMI Thursday – Someone Elses Misfortune
Stephanie Belen’s TMI Thursday: My first of many.
Nikki’s TMI Thursday: Candidates for Detrol?
EllaBella’s TMI Thursday- Rotten Broccoli
Vittoria’s TMI Thursday: Talia Talks Tooting
shine’s TMI Thursday, if you’re a boy
Lindsay’s TMI Thursday: i can’t believe i’m going to tell this story.
Mich’s A TMI Thursday Post (kinda)
Zan’s TMI Thursday: The First Time I Ever Saw a Penis
Lizzie’s TMI Thursday? Tucks
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ah! our work toilet is kind of gross too. because it's coed!
im so grossed out!!! lolol, but i love this sort of torture.
Your toilet complaint is so lady-like and dainty compared to that of the Malnurtured Snay – sorry! I just read his post and I could practically smell that nasty work men's room right over the internet!
"Moist forevermore" good luck with that it's called menopause! Lovely. Happy TMI Thursday, although it's still Wednesday here.
HJ while typing – you are the queen of multi-tasking.
i love you AND your vlog, and like you said at the end it isn't if you are doing what you thought you were going to do or not, it's if you are happy doing what you are doing.
and im happy you're happy.
and i'm done saying happy, it's annoying.
xo
"change for jesus …shit shower shave …we poop together" …you are hilarious.
AMEN to the toilet seat business. COME ON ladies. Ew.
Also, the HJ while typing? I might need to steal that. I'll totally give you credit don't worry. Hahaha
Ahaha! "We're finding our rhythm" made me LOL for reals. I need to start doing TMI Thursday!
I like you even more now!! (If that's possible
I especially like the casual way you haul the cat back out of the frame without losing your train of thought. You are a master. And so funny.
How come your recorded voice doesn't sound like Minnie Mouse? No fair!
I made it all the way through! Do I get an award? Trophy? Medal? No? Alright.
While my cat and I do not poop together, he does come into the bathrooom so that I can pet him while I poop.
And yeah, babies…ugh. They may be cute, but there is something completely horrifying about something growing inside of you and then squeezing its way out of an entirely too small hole that happens to be part of you.
I love how your kitty pranced in during the middle of it. Genuis! I always enjoy your blog!
I totally dig the video blogging- dig it! you're rad, and I'll definitly watch more.
I can't watch it on my Crackberry so will come back over lunch.
But what kind of posting time do you call this girl? As a man of settled habits I nearly had a heart attack when I saw your post up at this time.
I love you for what you did here, Lilu. You rock…hard. Thank you! I know this was not the best of timing for you and I appreciate your making it work with your TMI feature.
Knowing that you change for Jesus makes me happy.
-Francesca
You are everything I hoped you would be. Change for Jesus. Haha.
I'm pretty sure Jesus is deliriously happy you change for him!!! I imagine he's at your window every AM too!
After many years of working with bad aimers I now wipe the toilet seat without even thinking (whether it's moist or not).
Loved the vlog – it was like a film where all of a sudden I had this ridiculous smile on my face and had to stop before anyone saw!!!
I'm glad you got onto the subject of childbirth because you have the luscious skin of a fertile woman. Don't worry about the aftermath, there are some great exercises to tighten up the coochie.
How adorable are you? A LOT!
This was awesome. It's almost 9 am here and it's already the day from hell so yeah…this cheered me up.
And made me laugh which made the other people look at me like "the fuck?"
HJ while on the computer—impressive. I am to old to do that sort of multi tasking.
Thanks for keepin' it real and stripping for Jesus!
You sound so American!!! Sorry! How random. But true! I never hear south Africans anymore but always expect people to sound like one
I love all the church desecration
The first thing that struck my mind was "She's got an american accent." There must be something woozy with me. I gotta say you look different in your pictures, btw.
That was a lolfest. Good luck changing for jesus!
You're going to be moist forever! OMG.
You are so cute. i can't wait til my okcupid lover pops out of nowhere and slaps me on the head. Well you know…
Love ya HOE!
Being raised Roman Catholic, I'm so proud that you give Jesus a little somethin-somethin.
You're such a giver.
Girls do "Shit, shower, shave" too? Ha. The things you learn from the 'net.
Also, my first thought was "man…she's got a lot of clothes." Then you mentioned that you had 1 1/2 more closets. Wow.
It's just so awesome for so early in the morning. I have to go dry my eyes now…
I wonder why my link leads to a links page?
Love the vlog..Change for Jesus..lol My neighbors love me, I forget about the windows..ha..ha
One more thing..hello ladies..men are the only ones who should have to worry about getting the toilet seat wet. You people are gross..Wipe your messes up!
Loving the vlog.
Also the war paint shirt, that's awesome!
I told that story at school, and grossed so many people out.
Love the vlog, and I was totally coming to comment on your swift removal of the cat as well. You didn't even break stride! LOL
Believe me, if I ever did a vlog it would be the most awkward thing ever. No worries!
LOL! I have missed stopping here for your wonderful honesty and ability to make me laugh. You did great on this video…loved it…"stripping for Jesus"…lol.
I believe I need to make a run to the Shirt Stop for a shirt that says stripping for Jesus. Pics later.
Would it be too much to say that I love you? Thanks a ton for going back and linking to the other participants. I woke up this morning and realized that I hadn't asked you to do so last night.
You rock my world.
xoxo
hahaha. "i change for jesus."
the sweatshirt looks fabbb!
Jesus totally loves you.
Excellent vlog. I'm pretty impressed by that multi-tasking capability!
I love that you change for Jesus. I change for my neighbors as well. They've probably seen me by now, but… ehhh.
Great vlog.
You forgot the part of your day where you talk to me online from 8-5.30.
How loose is too loose? Gah!
And if you're talking to lemmonex all day long, I'm jealous. Hrmph.
I totally agree w/ the moisture on the toilet…I don't understand what is so hard about turning around and wiping up your pee! I especially hate it if I walk into a stall that has shit on the toilet like someone's ass exploded, it's happened more than once to me. People I work w/ need to get on better diets
You really like to be inappropriate for jesus don't you. First you get naked and then you make out at a church.
no wonder i like you.
that.
was.
fabulous.
it's always interesting to hear voices/see people "in action" when you read their blogs on a regular basis. i've still never been able to do a blogger meetup thingy, so i guess your video here is the next best thing for now.
aaaanyway, i managed to come up with a tmi this week. yay!
http://tabithablogs.wordpress.com/2009/07/02/tmi-thursday-twitsgusting/
That was awesome!!! Kudos to the kitty, too! AND I love that you actually had the shirt made! You so rock!
You're too adorable! Liked the little kitty cameo too!
Oh my God, you make me laugh like a totally insane person. People are walking by my office wondering if I'm like stroking out or something.
Lilu my love … you are the most awesomest of all awesomeness …
You totally rock in text and on video !!
such a brave soul …
I am quite frightened that Porky is going to post my video (which was recorded unknown to me)
* kneels down to pray that he accidentally erases it*
well love , you have once again intrigued the world with your fascinating and addictive way with words ..
ONLY U !!!
XOXO
Damn, no sound at work. I will have to check it out later. Boobs!
We should all try to get the term "war paint" worked into the lexicon. Then you can have a little cottage industry selling these shirts, because I'd sure buy one.
~ I feel for the Axe Murderess. She takes time from her busy day to poop with you every morning, and yet, we see you, literally, tossing her aside so you can have your moment in the sun. *tsk tsk, heavy sigh*
~ damn, I'm a pretty tech savvy guy but I don't think I've ever Googled Yahoo answers. Go You!
~ changing for Jesus, making out on the Baptist steps – with church attendance on the decline I would like to thank you for doing your part to get more asses into the pews!
~ it's the little touches that matter. Love how you actually pointed down to the links on your page. It's like you were here with me, or I was there with you, or something like that, it was almost like virtual reality.
Awesome! The editing was not that bad. I like how one of your kittens made a cameo. Almost like those people at a live news shot who wave to the camera.
And I was so inspired by you that I did my own TMI Thursday post! You totally took my TMI v-card.
http://pilgrimcongress.com/?p=213
Not awkward at all! You were great. Whenever I read one of your TMI posts I think about how much fun the grandkids will have perusing your "virtual scrapbook".
And don't worry – you'll have kids. And like any other sane person you will wait at least year before taking a peek down there.
Here is a little TMI for you – shortly after I had my first baby, I was in the worst pain of my life (because he was over 9 lbs and I was too stupid to think of asking for drugs). While it would never have occurred to me to actually look at that area, I did feel around a litte bit to try to find the source of the hideous pain. Let's just say that I coudln't figure out where anything was, let alone decide whether it hurt. Everything had moved. And it probably did take me a year to muster up the courage to see if anything had changed, since that first shock of "where is my…" was so disturbing. And the point of all of this is that IT DID all go back to normal. So you shouldn't worry too much about permanent damage. Well – I guess there are stories about that too…You probably shouldn't hear any of that before starting on the baby thing… Just stay away from the mommy blogs and you'll be okay.
Oh my darling, you are truly one of a kind!
Very impressive vLog- you did a great job, you could be Lemmonex's next video star!
Change for Jesus. haha. I love it. Don't worry about the vag story. I've never even heard of anything crazy like that. Oh, and I watched the Stanky Leg video. Awesome.
i love it! you're wicked fucking cute. "change for jesus" sounds like a sweatshirt i'd like to have!
I decided to not fear TMI Thursday today and I'm very happy with that decision. Loved the video.
Perfect birth control: google TMI stuff and see what comes up, especially regarding insides falling out of vajayjays.
Ew.
You are adorable.
Oh, sweet, we have matching TMIs again. Well, not matching in content, but in FORM!
Impressive boobs, incidentally. I wish the strong American accent didn't grate on the very strings of my soul, though.
But that's not your fault!
You reach over and give him an HJ? What's that?
….
Kidding.
AND did that yahoo person really write that she could see all the way up her VAG? What?!?
You reach over and give him an HJ? What's that?
….
Kidding.
AND did that yahoo person really write that she could see all the way up her VAG? What?!?
I love your ability to make anything TMI. It's really a skill that not everyone has.
Kudos, lady.
"I give great side boob"
Amazing. Truly amazing.
Thanks for stopping by today. You are hilarious. I love that your kitties poop with you!
Off to visit some of the links…
Sweet crap I need speakers!!!!
I'll be back…
ok, i'm sold!
francesca tried to see you to us, and i'm hooked!!!
your tmi is awesome!
Love the sweatshirt. I'll have to watch your vlog when I get home this afternoon. Damn it. The anticipation is KILLING me!
There's so much to comment on here . . . . let me just go with the childbirth side effects. When a new mom told me she suffered with permanent incontinence following the birth of her son, I was first sold on never having kids. You've now permanently sealed the deal here. Many thanks.
Awesome Vlog! I need to get my butt in gear and catch up on my TMIT… I've been slacking the past couple of weeks.
Slow internets today so I only got thru the first half, but based on the comments I think it'll be worth it.
So what's easier – sharing TMI in written form or opting to talk it out? (and yes, it was hard to resist using the phrase "or sharing TMI orally"; oops…)
i loved the last bit. not in a tmi way. just in a, thank god once again lilu is telling me its ok my life isnt turning out the way i thought it would be way. yay you.
oh and fart. poop. period. just to make it a LITTLE tmi.
Thank you for substantiating my fear of pregnancy and childbirth, loathe for public restrooms/love of clorox wipes, and for tossing a kitten. I think we may be long lost sisters. ^_^
Your vlog is adorable. Don't be humiliated.
OMG sweetie how awesome is your chick chat video. I am way impressed and loved seeing you. Have a great 4th!
The vag thing was hilarious! One more thing to freak me out about having kids.
Your knockers are fab. Seriously.
Great video. You look great on camera.:) That 'loose vag' thing also pushes me farther away from reproducing. I've also spoken to women with babies and they said their tailbones broke while their kids were coming out! OWWW!
Awesome vid!!!!!!!!!, the change for Jesus and the poop bonding experience is something I may need to try with my neighbors. At work it certainly is a bonding experience. : )
My husband always yells at me for letting the dogs come in the bathroom while I'm pooping and showering. I heart you for proving him wrong that I'm the only lady that lets their animals in the bathroom during such a personal time according to him.
<3
All I heard was:
blah blah blah cleavage blah cleavage blah blah cleavage
You should recap that whole thing in, like, 2 sentences for guys.
By the way…
Does having my d*ck enlarged count as TMI?
Just curious.
Okay, so maybe you don't have a future in television, but I still love you. And watching didn't make me all twitchy like vlogs usually do, so I think it was awesome!
Good job on the vlog, you have more guts than I do. Also, I totally agree with your idea about not having kids–who wants their vajayjay lookin so huge? Um, not me.
http://leashwranglerlou.blogspot.com/2009/07/tmi-thursday-i-cant-believe-im-going-to.html
theres a TMI story for you
I need more LiLu vlogs in the future. This is marvelous! I hope I get to meet you someday. <3
OK, so I was already anti-procreation (anti-creation?), but the whole "my vag is loose enough to see my cervix" kind of cemented the deal.
Gross. I'm just going to pull an Angelina and steal a brown baby, thanks.
Lovely vlog. I applaud your bravery in putting yourself on camera on the Internet!
Of course you should make more, Lilu. Cute kitteh btw, can you video more of you dancing?:P
If her vag is that loose now, it was probably most of the way there before she had the kid. SMH…
…anyway, you are so cute…but i found it hard to keep my eyes on your face and off your awesome cleavage…
more kudos to you for vlogging! I'd never have the nerve!
"Stay moist forever more"…I'm sure B can take that in a whole other direction
You, of all people, should appreciate this:
http://www.snuggiepubcrawls.com/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this was great. I think you should do TMI videos every Thursday. I loved when your cat jumped up and you had to move it half way through. It was great.
I've only seen moist toilet seats in public bathrooms yech. I liked that cat!
Oh and you should have put some war paint streaks in the shirt design! But its hilarious anyways!
Great speaking skills, was B holding the prompt cards, was there a teleprompter, or did you just go completely from memory???
You, my dear, are adorable. I want to put you in my pocket.
You're hot.
lol
love the warpaint sweatshirt…going to have to come back for the vid later!
haha love this video. nothing short of awesome. and i am always on the computer too, it's sort of ridiculous.
You change for Jesus…I put makeup on for Jesus…it's a win win!
Love the vlog edition!
I'd consider that a very well-balanced TMI!
Thank you for reminding me that I also need to start looking before sitting on the toilets at work. I ALWAYS FORGET too. Hilarious!
Oh and having a baby isn't that bad — just ask your doctor to put in that extra stitch (or just have a c-section!) I just wouldn't recommend having a bunch of kids or cranking out litters of them…
I just watched this while the Fireman sat feet away. I couldn't stop giggling and talking about you. He was trying to watch something on tv – I was watching you. I won. We both LOVE this. Can't wait to see you in August!!!
I cannot seem to stop watching the Stanky Legg videos.
I must meet you in person to quench my Stanky Legg thirst.
Ewww…that sounds stalkerish and creepy. Sorry bout that.
that was awesome!!! thanks for doing that video!
The TMI comes across so much better when you say it. Love it and you, too
There are some glaring inconsistencies in this video. None more so then the whole you and the cats pooping thing. Girls don't poop. You appear to be a girl. Ergo, you don't poop. LIES!
how loose is too loose?!
hahahaha
NOT HAVING KIDS EVER!!!
and i hope someone told her to start doing her vag exercises if she expects any action EVER!
Aw, this was fun to watch! I enjoyed getting a better idea of your personality and what it would be like to have a fun, TMI conversation with you.
Seriously, did you want to become a teacher in Indonesia? Cuz I grew up there and I think it'd be awesome if you had really wanted to go there. (If it was some random country you pulled from the top of your head, that's cool, too; you still get brownie points from me!)
Fabulous, as always! And I love that Axe Murderer tries to steal camera time.
Four things:
1.) Your composure during all that was freakin' awesome. I would have cracked up laughing every other word!
2.) Throwing in the HJ there like you were talking about going to the store for bread and milk was hysterical!
3.) You totally need to get yourself a pStyle so you never again have to worry about fluid on the seat.
4.) And am I the only one who thought it was funny that you were pointing down (yes, I know technically to the links below the video) to your crotch when you were talking about TMI?
That sounds like a really loose vag. I know it's been said, many times, many ways, but thank the baby jebus that men can't give birth to anything.
unfortunately, rocco and lexie and i will never share that bonding experience of shitting together
love the VLOG i think you should keep it up! and whats up scorsese with the movie title skillz!
as i just said in the last comment i left on one of your blogs… jeeezus you crack me the hell up!
Hysterical! “We poop together”
The ladies in my office are nasty too. I have seen & heard things that no one should see/hear in an office environment.
Great Vlog – I say DO MORE!
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