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If you’re reading this right now, you would probably agree with me that in general, the internet is pretty effing great. Like cherry on top great. Like cherry on top of “getting Frosty with” someone great.
Sorry… I’ve been wanting to post that video for fucking EVER now. I just fricking love it, in that super-cheesy-yet-awesomely-bad/Maxie-and-I-should-probably-make-a-movie-video-to-this-kinda-way.
Anyhoo, while my love for the internet and the awesome connections it has brought me knows no bounds, it is most definitely still a very, VERY odd and slightly scary kind of place, and I think it’s important to A) remember that and B) find a way to take joy in the freaks, because otherwise they win.
So, let’s make fun of strange people on the internet! Woot!
We’ve all gotten that email along the lines of “Someone in Egypt has died and left you boatloads of money! Send me your bank account information and I’ll wire it to you right away.” Now, I’m sorry, but if anyone is dumb enough to fall for this… well, they deserve to. Except for little blue haired old ladies. But they shouldn’t know what “email” is anyway, so that’s that. Here’s my personal favorite variation:
from: leith fraser
to:
subject: Partnership requestHello,
I am Mr. Leith Fraser, External Auditor of Bank Of Scotland Plc. I am writing you for a possible business transfer worth GBP 17,000 000(Seventeen Million Pounds Sterling) Pounds Sterling.
It will be in my interest to finish this transaction with you hoping that you will not cheat or blackmail me at the conclusion of this transaction, because I have planned it for a very long time. At the moment, I am constrained to issue more details about this business until your positive response is received.
If you can be a collaborator to this transaction, please indicate your positive interest immediately for us to proceed by sending your response. I assure you that this deal is worth taking and highly profitable.
Thank you for your time and attention.
Warmest regards,
Mr. Leith Fraser,
External Auditor,
Bank Of Scotland
It’s just so official-y… Auditor! Bank of Scotland! Warmest regards! Mama’s finally goan get paid! (Sigh.)
Last week I got a spammer that went above and beyond in randomness. I’m not even sure what he wanted, but, well… I’m just going to let it speak for itself…
from: favour love <favourmong at gmail dot com>
to:
subject: dearest onedearest one
My name is favour. I saw your profile in this site and i become interested in you please contact me trough my email address so that i can send you my photo for you to know whom i am and tell you more about my self .remember that age,colour,distance does not matter but what matters is true and love. thank
favour
What. The Fuck.
I mean, I’m all for not discriminating in love, but I believe a few details have been left out here. My profile? This site? If you don’t give me specifics, how do I know you’re not just mass emailing and will, therefore, break my heart when I’m NOT your “true and love”? Thank.
Next up, I should have known this was coming after my vibrator giveaways, but still hilarious…
from: mattandheather [redacted]
to: heylivitluvit at gmail dot com
subject: Link exchangeHello Livitluvit,
I’m the webmaster of theslipperypie.com. I have visited your blog and I believe your content will be valuable to my customers. You can find the link to your web site here: [redacted]
If you want to link back to us, just insert this short HTML code on your web site: [redacted]
Thank you,
Matt
The Slippery Pie
“The Slippery Pie.” SERIOUSLY, that was the best you could come up with? It makes me think of clowns mating in a vat of manure. (Cow pies… gettit?) I guess you know you’ve made it when…
Now, this one is for real, which makes it even MORE disturbing. Clearly she has not read one word of my blog, or she would know that I do not have a family, am terrified of children, and feel about babies the way most men feel about cats.
from: Kaydee [redacted]
to: heylivitluvit at gmail dot com
subject: I LOVE Your Blog!Hi LiLu!
I love reading your blog, and HELLO, your family is gorgeous!. Thanks for sharing so much of yourself with the world. I am emailing you because I have recently started a small online diaper bag business. I am still trying desperately to get my name “out there” and get Google to recognize my site. So, I am wondering if you would be willing to put a text link on your homepage to my website. I am not asking for a review, or any sort of write-up, a simple text link is all that I would need. … I would love to send you a free product of your choice under the “baby gear” section on our site, or some bread mix if you would do so. Please let me know if you are interested. Thanks again!
All The Best,
Kaydee
The Diaper Bag Diva
Sigh. At least READ even a paragraph of my site before soliciting pimpage from me in return for baked goods, yanno? Oh wait… they’re not even baked, it’s “bread mix.” I don’t even know what that means.
Finally, this little gem…
from: Roa <windfall at nesconsetfd dot org>
to: heylivitluvit at gmail dot com
subject: chisellingsSeven Clumsy Mistakes 09% of Men Mazke During Lovemaking.www+se57+net
Well… if only 9% of men are making said mistakes, do we *really* need to be worrying about it?? I’d fire your statistician, stat (pun intended) if I were you. And WTF is a “chiselling”?? I tried UD, but they don’t even seem to know…
| 1. | chunt | 1 up, 13 down  |
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Someone who always requires services or goods for free, or never buys a drink. Literally a ‘chiselling cunt’
“Look at him avoiding the bar again the little chunt”
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And now I don’t want to know.
Moving on… A lot of you sometimes post the more interesting of google searches that led people to your site. I’ve always been a little scared to look at mine, but, well, I’m a big girl, yes? How bad could they be? And so, if you’re bored today, below please find a list of my more recent searches that led people to my lovely little corner of the interwebs… with the posts they landed on linked for your enjoyment.
| womans pussy groped on crowed train |
| ass and elbows.com |
Stellar… just fucking stellar. People are twisted, man. (Of course, if they’re all led here, what does that say about me…)
Happy Humpday! (Snarf. I said “hump”)
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I’m focusing so hard on not bursting out laughing—because my boss would probably come scurrying out of her office and ask me what’s so funny—that I can’t even think of a good comment other than this list is friggin’ priceless. My favorite is The Diaper Bag Diva—stellar business name.
I know. I mean, I wish her well in her venture, but come on… that is just not appealing.
I think I vomited more than a little at the name “The Diaper Bag Diva” because, let’s face it, no one hears diaper and thinks of clean, unused diapers; the soiled variety is what comes to mind. It also sounds like a possible stage name for some fetish porn star, probably available only in Japan.
Oh, VOM. The images swirling in my head are so twisted… I’m seeing pigtails and harajuku girls in diapers getting busy while they do their business…
oh my god. i get that favour email all the time!! ack!
and diaper bag diva? that is just SAD.
Can we please type up a mass email from US and all reply it to him at the same time??
things I promise:
I will never ask you to plug my diaper bag business.
I will also never spell the word “watch” as “wouch.”
I will hold you to these. Wouch.
Oh my god – the diaper bag diva! I got that same e-mail (she must have found you because you comment on mommy blogs – btw, I love how you don’t discriminate).
Since I do have kids and have had a couple of diaper bags, I checked out the site and it’s all pretty nice and very well priced. So I replied that I’d put her little diaper bag link at the bottom of my page if she did a giveaway for my readers. I thought it was a fair enough trade for a blind e-mail requesting traffic enhancing links.
Did you realize that it was the same diva when you commented on that post???
Oh – and the pie guy sounds creepy. So nice that more of them can find you on his site now. Can’t wait to see what happens to your webstats… Kind of reminds me of when one of my friends was contacted by a couple on match.com. They thought she was cute and wondered if she was interested in “meeting up, exchanging pics, etc.” Yikes.
Yes, she actually mentioned you in her email- I cut that line out because I didn’t know if you would appreciate a mention in something I’m making fun of. It makes SENSE on your blog… NOT on mine. I’m sure she’s legit and all, I just took offense to the blind email aspect when her product clearly doesn’t relate to my subject matter at all.
I had no idea couples signed up for Match?? I was just propositioned at the bar last Saturday, actually. AWK.
OK, so I commented yesterday too. Now before you ask, wth I am and how I found you, it’s only cause you came by and dropped me a line on my shoe post 2 days ago.
LMBO (I’m a PG kinda girl – blame my parents) is all I have to say.
OH and that Frosty *gem* of a commercial really works.
It gave me chills, seriously.
Glad you decided to stop by! I do love me some shoes.
Warning: You will have that Frosty commercial in your head all day, now…
Wait. This isn’t the blog for ’18 Kids and Counting’ family???
WTF…so disappointed, but have this sudden urge for a Wendy’s frosty and don’t know why.
LMB..
p.s. You didn’t appreciate my email? I swear I thought you’d be impressed that I finally got a job as the External Auditor of Bank of Scotland.
Wait, that was YOU? Where’s my 17 mil???
“Gloryhole in Toronto” was in the running when I named my blog, but I thought it sounded too religious.
Not if you’d seen the episode of Always Sunny I have…
I’d love to look at those links but *sigh* I am at work.
Eh, they’re just old posts. You’ve seen em.
hilarious! the things people google….
What I would give to see a picture of them…
I love that commercial. And, I would LOVE to see you and Maxie give it a take. I might need to borrow a diaper from that diaper bag when I watch it
Don’t worry. From now on, Maxie and I will come equipped with diapers to all of our tomfoolery events. I think it’s for the best.
I love looking at search terms. There are some weird people out there.
I know. (I’m one of them…)
I just have one question…HOW? How did her hymen nearly kill her?
I know. I’m tempted to google it, but apparently I’d arrive back at my own blog…
Think of it as junk mail that isn’t destroying the Rain Forest, and doesn’t require an over-priced stamp… I didn’t know anyone on the continent of Africa until I started getting notifications that big money could be made by laundering money….
Oh, I have no problem with them. They generally provide a much needed laugh and require nothing more than a finger stroke to delete. Congrats on your African inheritance!
Ha! These are great. I’ve gotten the Royal Bank of Scotland one before. I wonder what dipwads fall for that stuff. That’s right, I said dipwads.
“Dipwads” is one of my faves, right after turdsicle.
Ummm, I want to warn you about how many SPAM comments you’ll begin to receive now that you’re on WordPress. My blog (especially compared to yours – no offense), is so vanilla, it’s not even funny. But, I get a ton of spam and porn-like comments on mine … so, I can only imagine what’s going to happen to your blog, let alone your email inbox!!!!
I know, right?? I have the spam protector plugin thingy on, though, so hopefully they’ll all get “caught”… either way, as long as they’re funny like these, I’m cool with it.
Diapers? WTF?
You finally got someone searching for “peeing” and stuff! Yay!
Oh, I get them all the time… I’m just not surprised like you.
oh, the marketing emails. “i recently found your blog, and i think it’s a perfect fit for my [completely unrelated product, such as goat's milk formula subsistutes]!!” le sigh. i mean, if it were a product involving alcohol? or dating? or embarassing yourself? THEN i’d understand them coming to by blog.
Who doesn’t need a little goat’s milk in their lives?
Oh wait. EVERYONE.
Those searches are just…wow. Just wow. I have a few that entertain me, but it is surprising to see just what people are googling…
Is it bad that none of mine surprised me? I think I just know how effed up people are…
I watched a dateline once about these people, that cheat folks out of their money. Its really sad. I also saw one where bill collectors threatened to have the police come to your house and arrest you for not paying your bills.
and people got out the house with a quickness.
like you can get arrested for not paying your visa. Psh, this is america, land of debt.
When I’m old I hope I leave the internet behind so I don’t get scammed. It scares me.
I know. My grandparents are TOTALLY going to get scammed one of these days. They are all about their computer and uploading pics and emailing and stuff, but totally clueless about any scams… so basically, they’re on it all the time, just waiting to get picked off.
Email soliciting is, hands down, one of the worst parts of the ‘net. I enjoy it about as much as I enjoy eating hot pokers.
TWSS.
I get the email from favour love all the time!
P.S. Did you ever receive the rug you won in the giveaway on my blog?
I didn’t yet, but I think I saw a UPS notice on the counter at home… I’ll check it out tonight!
Have you heard of this site? http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm It’s addicting, and hilarious! When scammers get scammed! (I wish I had time to scam them back like this.)
And seriously? I’m totally curious about the “my hymen nearly killed me” search. Just… how?
I know. Did it come alive? It does sort of have lips, after all…
EWWWWWWWWWWW.
I have to comment again because right after I read your posting I got an email from Equifax titled, “Get out of debt faster.” For just $14.95 per month you have access to a tool to help you save money. Doesn’t spending $15 a month go against the idea of saving money? AND, from what I can see, the same tools can be found online FOR FREE! Ok, I will calm down now.
Oh, Equifax. You are so predictable. Don’t you know women want spontaneity??
Well,all those search phrases tells me,is that you are one freaky,kinky biatch,who is totally awesome.
So basically it told me nothing I didn’t know already.
Love your face.
You’re not alone. GOAN FUCKING apparently led to my Web log once, too. Also, I had a similar email as the one “Kaydee” (btw, what an annoying way to spell your name, Katie), but mine was for athletic gear. Clearly they haven’t read my blog. I eat beans and watch Tyra Banks in place of exercise. Jesus.
Yesterday at the gym WENDY WILLIAMS came on instead of Tyra and I almost had a heart attack. Then Tyra came on at 1 instead and all was right with the world. Double the trash!
one question: what is a goan??
“Goan” is the grammatically incorrect redneck slang for “going”, I believe. As in, “goan fishing.” Or in this case…
Man, I thought I had some strange ones in the past, but yours totally trumps it.
boogers on my mattress….awesome….
I think the hymen one is my favorite… you just can’t beat that.
i would pay money to wouch the internets assholes get shot down. not killed. but you know. maimed.
Also acceptable: loss of limb.
What you don’t need diapers for your lovely kittens?
They’ve gotten much better at aiming, fortunately…
I really thought that nothing could top “my hymen nearly killed me” but then I saw “dinner plate nipples”.
Damn the internets is a scary place.
I get “dinner plate nipples” about 5 times a day, courtesy of that post I wrote.
I was certain I wouldn’t like the frosty commercial…but I did, and now I want Wendy’s. Thanks.
ME TOO. Time to head to the gym…
I think favour sent that email to Alexa as well. He is a cad and will break your heart.
Send me his number please?
Sure, it’s 1-800-ILIVWMOM.
And I thought I received crazy spammy emails! You take the cake with these!
I don’t want this cake. Take it back!
I hate spammers.
Totes magotes.
And to think, I had been commenting all this time in the hopes you would plug my diaper business. We take your old shit and mail it to whoever you want. All you pay is shipping and handling.
Now THAT service? I could totally get behind. *snarf “behind”*
I couldn’t figure out why you weren’t posting!!!! Turns out I’m a jackass & didn’t change my feed. I know- I suck. As for the diaper chick- say YES- get her to send you some and then post totally inappropriate pics of YOU wearing them. DO IT!!!!(Please? I love you, stalk, stalk)
I MISSED YOU!!!
And I was going to say that that is the best idea ever, but then I realized she might see this post and be mad, but THEN I remembered the reason I wrote the post was because she tried to get me to pimp her product that has nothing to do with my blog because SHE CLEARLY HASN’T READ IT.
In other words, it’s SO ON.
Are you forgetting that I am a part of your family and totally wear diapers…
Shhhh! You have to tell everyone our secrets??
Besides, you know one can last us a whole day. We’re cheap like that… don’t need no diaper bag.
And here I thought favour love only had eyes (and emails) for ME! Haha I got that same spammer last week.
Seriously, though? What post led to “dinner plate nipples” cause that sounds like a gem to me!!
Click on it to see… I don’t think you’ll be sorry.
I absolutely heart when I look up porn words and my blog is on the first page.
Also, the slippery pie? Priceless.
Sounds like a good name for edible underwear, I will admit.
What?
I’ve totally gotten that “favour love” one MORE THAN ONCE! The exact. same. email. Weeeeeeird.
I’ve been getting it once a week from him. I’m not sure whether I should be flattered… or, for that matter, whether it’s a him…
haha, oh my goodness. first of all, the e-mails begging for a link for a “small” business that really wants to get their name “out there” is getting REALLY OLD. grrrrrr.
So old, they should just roll over and die already. ZING!!!
I love the commercial. Obviously, my pathetic little blog doesn’t get those email requests from people like DIAPER DIVA, gee, that just ruins my day!
Isn’t “Diaper Diva” an oxymoron, anyway?? You’re not missing out, trust.
Ooh I’ve gotten some of the same spam emails hehe
Clearly, to land any of us, they’re going to have to be a little more creative…
Hmmmmm…. the search for “kinky sex fetishes girls eating boogers”….
2girls1tissue?????
It’s like the PG-13 of the original…
Dude that is hilarious! A lot of the searches that lead to my site include the word “Jesus” or “Pilgrim”-I envision small school children trying to research a social studies report and having their little eyes raped by the debauch that is my site. Or, right wing Evangelicals looking for a supportive community and instead finding pictures of me and Jesus engaged in some serious hand holding. Total blasphamy.
Blasphemy is my favorite game!
Oh Wendy’s. Stop taking advantage of my love of boybands and vochorders.
I’ve never wanted a Frosty more in my life.
Omg…there’s just too much hilarity in here…but why did Miss Diaper Bag Diva start talking about bread mix? What is bread mix? I don’t do that kinda thing…
UGH now I want to know how people find my blog. Probably materialistic bitchassedness.
Anyways my love…ALWAYS REMEMBER…what matters is true love.
Bread mix scares me. It sounds all domestic-y…
Pants laughter is the best laughter there is.
I’m so glad that 1) I have a new job where I can access the computer and actually comment before 10 million of your other adoring fans and 2) I work late some days so none of my co workers or my scary boss can hear my laughter when I read your blog. I love it! And you for that matter…Maxie is one lucky girl!
YESSSS I am so glad too! Hollaaaa
LOVE that Frosty video. I posted it several months ago on my blog. It’s friggin’ hilarious, and even more so when drunk.
I get those crazy emails constantly. If you ever figure out “why,” let me know. They filled up my damn spam Gmail box all the time.
The crazy ones I don’t mind, it’s the annoying ones, like promos for Huggies and stuff, that I can’t stand… why does the world want me to have babies??
Look. That one guy favor seems like he might be a nice guy. How often do you meet people who’s names aren’t capitalized and don’t use punctuation in their obviously not-native English?
Oh wait…
Exactly.
I’m really curious about the “my hymen nearly killed me” spam mail … now I wonder if my penis is waiting for the right time to strangle me. And I’m having conflicted feelings: do I fail as a person if my genitals tries to strangle me?, or should I take some consolation, “Hey, my genitals are long enough to strangle me!”
Always go the consolation/justification route. ALWAYS.
Also: apparently, typing “penis” more than one time into a comment causes WP to bounce the comment as “this seems spammy to me…” Boo!
WTF… I am definitely gonna need to change my spam settings. It ain’t PG round here. Help anyone? Bueller?
i LOVE when people post the funny searches that led to their blog, and (sorry) but i’m not surprised yours were so effed up. and the “Slippery Pie” thing only brought Jason Biggs humping an apple pie to my mind, but cow pies is way funnier.
Aw, Jason Biggs. I just wanna pinch his cheeks. Preferably not when he has a trumpet up his ass.
WTF is GOAN F*CKING?!? Afriad to Google it, but good to know it will bring me back to you.
I shall refer you to my response to miss.chief…
““Goan” is the grammatically incorrect redneck slang for “going”, I believe. As in, “goan fishing.” Or in this case…”"
Kinky sex videos girls eating boogers? Really? That is a turn on to someone? Wow. I am at a loss of words my friend. But it looks like you attract the wackos. Which is probably why I am here every day. I heart u.
That search was you, wasn’t it? That’s how you originally found me? I knew it.
I want you to know that even though I’ve been chiseling marble recently, I have nothing to do with you receiving ‘chiselling’ spam.
‘Slippery Pie’ and clowns were all you came up with? Really? LiLu, I’m disappointed…
There was cow manure too! I tried! *hangs head*
I can see the headlines now . . . “KILLER HYMEN ON THE LOOSE!”
Or maybe not . . .
I’d buy it.
Oh man some disturbed people visit this site! (Yours truly included.)
Right back atcha, slugger. Otherwise, they wouldn’t be visiting, would they…
Think about it, though… how handy would diapers have been for the kitties and their assplosions? You should have asked if she could whip you up some diapers with tail-holes.
Oh, I’m saving that genius business venture for myself…
Also… do you get several messages a week informing you that you could have a larger and/or more satisfying male appendage? I get them and it disturbs me as, to date, I have yet to find that I have a penis AT ALL (being female) but the emails are so insistent that they can make my penis better and I am confused and fear that I may be somehow anatomically incorrect.
Lastly, your sitebot has told me that my comment seems “spammy”. While I do live near the Spam Production Plant, it is not so close that I can wake up and smell the hog lips in the morning. Please inform your sitebot I am not a spambot! (Although if you would kindly forward all of your personal information I promise to not sell it on Craigslist, honest.)
I’m not sure what to write (or edit out) to make the comment post. (So I split it into two comments)
LAME! How do I tell it not to block certain words?? If it blocks every time someone says penis or something, this is not gonna work out…
hahahahahha i also got tht e-mail from favour….wtf he sending it to everyone and here i thot i was special.i wasn’t even gonna discriminate…asshole:)
You are like the 10th person to say that. This dude really e-gets around…
Breadmix? Probably a package full of yeast. A week later, the advertisements from Canesten.
Of course you went there. OF COURSE.
Oh, god, I LOVE to read spam. Seriously. That shit’s hilarious. So are the searches that led people to your blog. Pure awesome. What the hell is “goan fucking”?
I shall refer you to my responses to miss.chief and Kelly…
““Goan” is the grammatically incorrect redneck slang for “going”, I believe. As in, “goan fishing.” Or in this case…””
lol! I get some freaky S too via the blog…I think my blog is pretty clean and when I checked it this morning, this was #1
porn hub of smart gal
nice
See! At least your searches call you smart. That’s a win!
You mean favour love is cheating on me?! It can’t be true…
I’m so sorry to be the bearer of this tragic news…
What the huh? Wait… are you saying this isn’t the premier directory of gloryholes in Toronto?
I am all too proud to hold that honor, should it be bestowed upon me…
Duuude. Favour is cheating on me?! WTF!!! I got that same e-mail earlier this week and have since wired him my entire life’s savings. (Joke’s on him. I’m broke.)
This is not cool.
I broke a lots of hearts publishing this.
If he got my backaccount, it would probably SUCK money from his to fix my negative…
haha, hilarious…. what about the richest of the rich wanting to give you a piece of land located in Leichtenstein, which is Europe’s smallest penis and all in the name of The Lord?
Have you replied to any of those emails? It would be hilarious to read what you may have to say about them.
Hmmm… LIGHTBULB!!!
ass and elbows and dinner plate nipples are my favorites! For some reasons I keep winning a LOT of money from lotteries in other countries! Rock on!!!
So you’re rich now? WHY HAVEN’T YOU COME VISIT???
It’s shocking that the one thing that surprises me the most is the Diaper Diva chick. I can’t believe she would email you without even looking at your blog. Tsk tsk lady!
I KNOW. It is hilarious, but that is by far the weirdest one (for me)…
You mean the email from Leith isn’t legit? @&^!$%!.
And Slippery Pie? Weak. Diaper Diva made me crack up.
Leith is a dream crushing bastard.
I so love when I get those emails DAILY!!! lol
I just got another FABULOUS one this morning… I think I might answer it, for humor purposes…
“My hymen nearly killed me” actually elicited an LOL.
I would say you were soulless if it didn’t.
The Internet is pretty freaking great. Even when I do get spam love notes from my soul mate in Nigeria who only needs $100,000 and then we can be together forever and ever.
It is always nice to have a back up plan.
100 grand? That’s totally cheap compared to the scams I’ve gotten! I mean, soul mates…
OMG, that commercial is amaaaaazing. I love the Internet because when my summer school office is dead, we watch Youtube vids like this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcVllWpwGs that make my morning complete
And WOW at those e-mails and the results you get for how people find your website. How do you find out what people search? *curious minds want to know* But yeah … you gotta love the Internet until the school-board blocks most of the websites on it
If you sign your site up with statcounter.com, and then go to “Recent Keywords”, it will tell you all you need to know…
dog guy rimjob, wtf?!? I’m so confused. I get a lot of crazy ones as well. oh so amusing.
I know… who’s the giver, and who’s the receiver??
I love it that your keywords are way wayyy dirtier than mine! HAHAHAHA you;re a superhero and the number of spammers being idiotic in the internet is ridonkulous!
I think my keywords are dirtier than EVERYONE’S…
Dear Kaydee,
I hate children.
All the best,
Lilu
Seems subtle and classy…
And most of all, TRUE.
mine are all about worms… i guess that’s a reason not to have worms in the title! also, how could i forget? animal sex and mark harmon.
Worms?? Do tell… that sounds like a post… *shudders*
haha! I love the slippery pie one….it actually makes me think of cherry pie, which could somehow lead to a menstral joke, but I haven’t quite honed it yet.
Oh, I think it’s perfectly honed…
Omygod this post just kept getting funnier. You know its 2am wednesday morning and I’m just getting your post delivered via email now.
slippery pie did definitely make me laugh, but so did everything else. Break mix? Maybe you use it to make slippery pies?
WTF? I’m sorry it’s taking so long… LAME SAUCE!
Since I went to Africa I get emails from favour and all of his family members weekly and really all he wants you to remember is that distance doesn’t matter.
Only true and love.
I agree.
You should marry him, obviously.
Actually, I’m serious. I do have 17 million quid for you, but I don’t have a clue what that is in dollars.
Doesn’t matter. I’ll take it.
i’ve got the one from favour like four times.
RANDOM.
He must have a soft spot for the Greek…
You know… I’ve been out of the US for a long time. Will having a Frosty really make me act like that?
One of my favorite spams came while I was living in Egypt, right after Palestinian President Arafat died – I got a letter from his ‘wife’ – http://blogofscams.wordpress.com/2008/06/22/suha-arafat-scam/ …. I didn’t reply. I thought it rather tacky to be bugging strangers about finances without waiting a decent period of mourning.
Tact is DEFINITELY the problem… in all senses of the world. Asshats.
I totally got the Diaper Diva thing too, probably through Kate. Except mine said “Thanks for sharing so much of yourself with the world”. So much of myself? Makes my blog sound more similar to your search results rather than what it actually is…
Seriously… she needs to work on her mass emailing skills. (Or is that an oxymoron?)
Ok… so… Well…. Ummm… *ahem* I have a few things from the Diaper Bag Diva site. It’s good stuff. So forward me the email
and I will take the free shit! *grin*
As far as the other ones, it simply amazes me the amount of time that these people take to send this shit out! Seriously!?!? Aren’t they WASTING money and not making it?? I don’t get it.
Haha! Forwarding now…
Damn you LiLu with your catchy song commercials.
And dinner plate nipples, did I miss that post?
That’s a pretty big fuckin nipple.
OMG the googles searches are hilarious! seriously.
OK, So I have ignored my most fave blogs for about a month now. Let me just say, ONE CRAZY SUMMER! (ever see that movie?) ya my life has nothing to do with that movie, but i love it so whatever. Anyways, I have a lot of catching up to do. But I just wondered, uhhh what happened to my other fave blogger, miss fearless in toronto? I know it’s prolly private, but I loved her blog, I loved her, and I loved hearing about Toronto…It’s been a year since I left the city for this “new one” and reading her blog made me feel a wee bit closer to the city, not only that but it was a super fantastic blog. SO I hope she reads this….Thanks for all the amazingly written posts, thanks for saying so many things that I have thought throughout the years but do not have the guts, vocabulary or intelligence to write them (damn french schooling, and damn stupid brain), thanks for sharing the stories and those moments that most of us experience and never mention. And thanks for talking about all the cool places in toronto and neighbourhoods and restaurants and pubs and bars and and and and and….all the places i miss so much.
I will get my ass back on hte internet and get caught up with all the jazz that I’ve missed. Can’t say there’s a good reason why I’ve been away so long, just got caught up with summer and le nouveau job!
boooourns to me.
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