I can’t…

Eat a cheeseburger without ketchup. NO MATTER WHAT. Get your gourmet shit outta here… Nothing beats that heavenly sugar and vinegar concoction.

See a puppy without squealing like a 5 year old spotting the ice cream truck. Um, also, there are sound effects involved, and they vary according to size and breed of said puppy.

Work out without an iPod AND television- preferably Tyra, for maximum distraction purposes. If there’s something about sex changes or makeovers, I can make it on that treadmill twice as long.

Keep my mouth shut when I think someone is an idiot. And if I do somehow manage to keep it shut? It’ll be written allllllll over my face.

Imagine my life without B, my darling (asshole) little kittens, or any of my hoes. You know who you are.

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I can…

Wiggle my ears. And no, I won’t show you. Unless I’m drunk. Then, DUH, have you seen this shiz?!

Make you the best damn margarita you’ve ever had in your life. Trust.

Admit when I’m wrong. Fairly quickly. And even apologize for it, genuinely.

Forgive almost anyone for almost anything. Often whether I want to or not… I am nearly incapable of holding a grudge.

Be the best damn listener in the world, despite how often my mouth is moving.

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I won’t…

Feel such a responsibility to be “on” all the time in a social setting.

Let shitty people be a part of my life… even if that means cutting some loose.

Ever stop doing whatever I have to in order to set foot in as many places as possible before I die.

SETTLE. In any area of my life.

Ever give up on us.

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I will…

Cry at animated movies. Wall-E, I’m looking at you.

Dance and sing wherever I want, whenever I want, even when I get the inevitable “Who sings that?… Let’s keep it that way.”

Try to express myself more, ahem, quietly. Speaking louder will not make someone see my side.

Send flowers to the people who make my life worth living, just because.

Hit “publish” on that post that’s been sitting in my drafts since the day I started blogging, no matter how scary it may be…

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I shouldn’t…

Make the horrible, horrible jokes that I do. (And especially not relish it so much.)

Write people off immediately, because they don’t believe in my rights to my body as a woman.

Swear so goddamn much. Well, at least in the company of children and the elderly…

Giggle like a school girl whenever I toot. (snarf)

 Take so much joy in shocking others and pushing them outside of their comfort zones.

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I should…

See my grandparents more often.

Stand up for myself when it comes to money and friends. It goes against my nature, but so does getting screwed over repeatedly. (TWSS.)

Publish the hilarious mess of a vlog I made with Maxie and Caviandra. Wait, this goes under “shouldn’t”…

Drink less, work out more, eat better, blah blah fucking blah.

Be a little bit more grateful, every day, for my fantastic little life, and everyone who makes it that way. (Here’s looking at you, kid.)

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Inspired by this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, and this. If I missed you, I’m sorry- shoot me an email/comment and I’ll remedy that in the shake of a lamb’s tail.

Mmmm. Lamb.

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I can’t but I can and I won’t but I will « …and one time at Band Camp
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1 Lemmonex July 28, 2009 at 9:06 am

Why should you not make horrible jokes? What is the problem here?

Don’t leave me in the dust. It is not nearly as funny to be mean when no one is listening.
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I said I shouldn’t. I certainly did not say I won’t.My ComLuv Profile

2 Nothing Fancy July 28, 2009 at 9:12 am

Totally LOVE this post, LiLu. One of your BEST ever!

Oh yeah…and I want one of those best damn margaritas. NOW!

Aw, thank you, love. And yes… trust me, you do.

3 moooooog35 July 28, 2009 at 9:21 am

I will, I won’t, I should, I shouldn’t, I can’t, I can…

Jesus H. Christ.

Sounds like all the girls I asked to sleep with me in college.

Sometimes, I wish they’d keep their thoughts to themselves.
moooooog35´s last blog ..Motivational Filler – Gambling

Men don’t ask. They TAKE!My ComLuv Profile

4 Libby July 28, 2009 at 9:39 am

If you figure out how to do that drinking less, working out more thing, let me know. Actually, let everyone know — you’ll make millions.

I know. I figure as long as I can do one or the other, that’s something…

5 Priscilla July 28, 2009 at 9:39 am

Farts are funny! Make that hilarious. Especially when your boyfriend doesn’t think so.

Pass me a margi. 1/2 rim salt. Make it strong I only have time for one.

“Drink” and “strong” are synonymous, to me…

6 Matt July 28, 2009 at 9:42 am

I love how off the subtitles are on the tv at the gym. Like random mispelled words and shit…
Matt´s last blog ..Stupid is as stupid does, obviously.

YES! I always get a huge kick out of that. Especially when you see them go back and fix a particularly atrocious one.My ComLuv Profile

7 Jessica July 28, 2009 at 9:45 am

I love this post!! Some of these are exactly me! :)

Me, too! Oh wait… ;-)

8 Hannah July 28, 2009 at 9:52 am

Umm, I love that you cried at “Wall-E”, too. My roommate was looking at me like I was some kind of animated alien when we watched that movie, and I sat there blubbering like a baby. She just didn’t get it, right??

This is a great post and writing exercise. I just may have to borrow the idea…
Hannah´s last blog ..The cost of looking cute.

Do it! I’ve loved every one of these I’ve read.My ComLuv Profile

9 Vegetable Assassin July 28, 2009 at 9:53 am

I swear I read all the words there but…about this margarita……. :)
Vegetable Assassin´s last blog ..The Burn

Three words: Gran Marnier float.My ComLuv Profile

10 BrownGirl July 28, 2009 at 9:54 am

We’d make fabulous friends IRL. Seriously. Do you have a token brown friend yet? I always admit when I’m wrong, sometimes I tell you I’m wrong before you tell me. I’m humble like that.
BrownGirl´s last blog ..Foul mood: Party of one

I have one but she’s Paki. We can always make room for more shades of brown!My ComLuv Profile

11 Summer July 28, 2009 at 9:59 am

“If there’s something about sex changes or makeovers, I can make it on that treadmill twice as long.”

So true. So true. I often wonder why.
Summer´s last blog ..Running On Empty

Because that shiz is FASCINATING. Also, I always wish desperately it was me getting the makeover.My ComLuv Profile

12 littlemsblogger July 28, 2009 at 10:04 am

Giggle like a school girl whenever I toot. (snarf)

Hello? Why not? You should giggle whenever possible, the moment you stop is the moment you’ve lost the meaning of a fun life….

Seriously, one of the reasons I married my hubby is because he makes me GIGGLE….
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Laughter gets me through everything. For reals.My ComLuv Profile

13 Courtney July 28, 2009 at 10:05 am

Holy moly… WALL-E. I cried, and I’m talking that noisy, hard to breathe cried, for probably 70% of that movie the first time I saw it.

Also: you called it a “toot.” Very yes.
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I tried to hide it from B at first, but by the end I just gave in to the ugly cry.My ComLuv Profile

14 Amber from Girl with the Red Hair July 28, 2009 at 10:05 am

A cheeseburger without ketchup is not a real cheeseburger.

I can’t help but giggle when I toot. It’s just such a funny little noise!!
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15 Maxie July 28, 2009 at 10:05 am

You should publish the blog.

And all of your shouldn’ts are mine too.
Maxie´s last blog ..I would so hit it.

I know, right? You are also one of my WILLS! How’re those flowers? ;-) My ComLuv Profile

16 Maxie July 28, 2009 at 10:05 am

blog aka vlog
i cant type
Maxie´s last blog ..I would so hit it.

I can’t read or write.My ComLuv Profile

17 hillbilly duhn July 28, 2009 at 10:24 am

Farts are funny.
And I’m jealous you can wiggle your ears. I’ve been trying for years!!!
My eldest comes up to me at age seven and says, looky this – wiggle wiggle wiggle. I was like Shit, damn, get your wigglin ears away from me. I was soooo jealous.
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I’ve choreographed songs with mine.My ComLuv Profile

18 buffalodick July 28, 2009 at 10:29 am

You, indeed, are a human of substance! Good values, honesty in areas that aren’t usually public knowledge…. Intelligence is a blessing and a curse..believe me, I know! Your free one for today- All humans are not created equal, and your intelligence will be exploited or envied by people above you in rank, but not above you in being right! Kiss their butt! It’s the best way to go, and only you will ever know the joke…

Sigh. Kissing butt really isn’t a good color on me…

19 andhari July 28, 2009 at 10:34 am

OOOOOOHHH you linked me! i so wanna jump up and down with joy.
I make it my personal mission to meet you in this lifetime to show you some of my dance moves. They’re all stupid.

ps. burger with ketchup is the only way to go!
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Of course! Yours kicked ass. And I can’t WAIT to swap sweet ass dance moves one day…My ComLuv Profile

20 fizzgigabyte July 28, 2009 at 10:36 am

first we are kindred brussel sprout sisters, now ketchup. I think we should rethink this whole man thing and get hitched. I need someone to take care of me right now.

I love ketchup on everything. I’ve switched to sugar free, but its still yummee!

Plus I love Wall-E. It made my manfriend sappy too, but I’m willing to give that up for someone to pay my bills.
fizzgigabyte´s last blog ..Don’t Evade Your Taxes…

Sugar free?? I am skeptical of this monstrosity, but it sure would be good for me. What kind do you use?My ComLuv Profile

21 jm July 28, 2009 at 10:37 am

to add to that…. you should come to england since you want to set foot in as many places that you can and I will take you to the best pubs in england and you can make me your special margaritas… because I LOVE margaritas… and I can’t seem to find a job, so what else am I going to do?
jm´s last blog ..Mountain Bike ride #2 through Dummer

Um, done, done, and also, DONE.My ComLuv Profile

22 The Peach Tart July 28, 2009 at 10:40 am

Sounds like an authentic life well lived to me
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23 MinD July 28, 2009 at 10:42 am

A cheeseburger without ketchup is a sin. Seriously. God told me.
MinD´s last blog ..Vacation, all I ever wanted.

I don’t know how it didn’t make the commandments. Someone should replace “not kill” with it.My ComLuv Profile

24 Jules July 28, 2009 at 10:47 am

I totally have EVERYTHING show on my face too!! But having had the world’s stupidest principal, I had to learn to keep my mouth SHUT!
Jules´s last blog ..Out of Tune Tuesday – Katy Perry and a Ghost….

Please teach me!My ComLuv Profile

25 Marie July 28, 2009 at 10:58 am

It makes me happy in my pants to know I’m not the only one who cried (A LITTLE) whilst watching Wall-e.

Oh and you’re absolutely right, don’t EVER settle.
Marie´s last blog ..Cliques

I am afraid to see Up, after how hard I cried at that…My ComLuv Profile

26 RCaitlin July 28, 2009 at 11:00 am

“Drink less, work out more, eat better, blah blah fucking blah.” HAHAHAHA this sounds like what I say everyday. I also squeal at puppies and kittens…I cannot control it.
RCaitlin´s last blog ..Edna Mode (and an apology)

It’s like Tourettes!My ComLuv Profile

27 Mike July 28, 2009 at 11:04 am

Just for you, my puppy:

http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq76/watertruth/DSC00333.jpg

Of course, she’s not a puppy. She was a few months shy of her fourth birthday in that picture. Awesome, no?
Mike´s last blog ..Doofus Texting

*INVOLUNTARY SQUEAL FOLLOWED BY “KITCHY KITCHY KOO” SOUNDS*My ComLuv Profile

28 Allison July 28, 2009 at 11:05 am

I don’t care about hydrogenated anything – love ketchup, not catsup.

I can’t do a cartwheel, I should put my foot in my mouth less often and I shouldn’t be so quick to judge – anything.
Allison´s last blog ..reality bites

I’ve NEVER been able to do a cartwheel. Eff that noise. Who wants to be all spinny anyway…

(Me.)My ComLuv Profile

29 Nickie. July 28, 2009 at 11:16 am

Awesome post. I also laugh hysterically when I fart. =)
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It’s uncontrollable!My ComLuv Profile

30 Megan July 28, 2009 at 11:19 am

I will always cry at animated movies, too. What is it with Pixar making you cry at THE VERY BEGINNING of every movie (Finding Nemo, Up, Wall-E …)?!
Megan´s last blog ..It’s Okay Friday

I am scared to see Up… I KNOW how hard I will cry…My ComLuv Profile

31 Aritza, Goddess of .. July 28, 2009 at 11:31 am

Hahaha, I love this ! and I love you ! Don’t change a thing :)
Also, I shouldn’t swear so much in front of kids either .. or flip them the finger .. although it may or may not have happened accidentally and in my defense, her dad was an asshole of a driver !
Aritza, Goddess of ..´s last blog ..Goddess of .. I’m The Law, Bitches !

That’s totally fair. It’s in the Rule Book.My ComLuv Profile

32 caroline July 28, 2009 at 11:33 am

great lists!

a burger without ketchup has to be a sin!!! my son eats everything plain! He’s going to hell..lol jk.
caroline´s last blog ..I’m a proud momma!!

At least he’s missing out on a lot of calories!

You know, before he goes to Hell. ;-) My ComLuv Profile

33 lbluca77 July 28, 2009 at 11:34 am

I agree about ketchup. It’s a must with french fries too. My ipod was not charged one day and I needed to go running. Ya, after about 5 minutes of having to hear the world I turned around and went home. It pumps me up.
lbluca77´s last blog ..Nice girls probably don’t find themselves in these situations

I’m impressed you made it 5 minutes. I wouldn’t have left the couch.My ComLuv Profile

34 brookem July 28, 2009 at 11:37 am

awesome list! we’re so very similar.

Truth. I hope I FINALLY get to meet you in a couple weeks! xoxo

35 Andy July 28, 2009 at 11:41 am

all appears to be valiant, worthwhile efforts… but perhaps you can combine them all– see your grandparents while making a clean knock knock joke and petting a puppy.

Genius. I am all about efficiency.

36 Liz July 28, 2009 at 11:49 am

“Giggle like a school girl whenever I toot. (snarf)”~hmmm..my 15 month old already does this…so am I doing something right or wrong? LOL :D
Liz´s last blog ..Please pray!!

Right. Definitely right. All children should have such a sense of whimsy ;-) My ComLuv Profile

37 Rachel July 28, 2009 at 12:00 pm

I’m glad I’m not the only person in the world who can’t run marathons to the sound of my own thoughts.

How can anyone NOT cry at animated movies?! I don’t think I stopped once during Up.

Well, two miles is generally my max anyway. I won’t be winning any medals… but I WILL be blasting music while I do it.

38 hanako66 July 28, 2009 at 12:03 pm

ha! toots are the spice of life
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LITERALLY. Hahahaha!My ComLuv Profile

39 Nikki July 28, 2009 at 12:15 pm

You should see disney-pixars UP. Ball your little eyes out, it’s a great stress reliever!
Nikki´s last blog ..We’re big fans…big fans

I will… sounds like I’m going to need some tissues, though…My ComLuv Profile

40 Lindsay July 28, 2009 at 12:20 pm

Have you seen Up? I cried within the first ten minutes of that shiz. Then learned how to play the theme song on our keyboard and I cried from memories of those first ten minutes. He’s mean.
Lindsay´s last blog ..Movin’ On

Now I’m SCARED to see it…My ComLuv Profile

41 lisahgolden July 28, 2009 at 12:25 pm

This kind of reflection is so good to do once in a while. But now I am craving martinis.
lisahgolden´s last blog ..Lifting Off

Yes. That. Let’s do that.My ComLuv Profile

42 justjp July 28, 2009 at 12:38 pm

I avoid old and sick looking people in the mall.
justjp´s last blog ..Transition

Well, honestly… that’s probably for the best.My ComLuv Profile

43 Kellie July 28, 2009 at 12:59 pm

The whole squeeling at puppies thing is TOTALLY 100% me. Wade was making fun of me and said our trip to Europe should have been called a vacation to look at European puppies. They were everywhere and I pointed out EVERY SINGLE ONE of them. They are too cute not too!

Oh and I also giggle like a school girl whenever I toot. Why wouldn’t you? It’s funny. :)
Kellie´s last blog ..Weekly Want-it’s!

I knew you’d understand. :-) My ComLuv Profile

44 moooooog35 July 28, 2009 at 1:02 pm

GIRLS TOOT?!?!?!
moooooog35´s last blog ..Motivational Filler – Gambling

Sometimes I even rumble.My ComLuv Profile

45 Skylers Dad July 28, 2009 at 1:05 pm

I am the king of guys that cry at movies, animated or not. I cried watching up when the old guys wife died. Geeeeez, it’s an animated story for cripes sake!
Skylers Dad´s last blog ..Something worth watching!

SPOILER ALERT. I’m guessing that’s what happens at the beginning, so you’re forgiven.My ComLuv Profile

46 BeckEye July 28, 2009 at 1:09 pm

I hope you’re using Heinz ketchup. The ONLY Ketchup that matters.

I also can’t see a puppy (or a grown-ass dog for that matter) without squealing. I think most people I pass on the street probably think I’m touched in the head. Or half pig.
BeckEye´s last blog ..Some Days I Hate Being an Entertainment Blogger (or LEAVE JOHN ALONE!)

DUH re: Heinz. I’m no Communist.My ComLuv Profile

47 LivingWicked July 28, 2009 at 1:14 pm

I cannot eat a cheeseburger w/o ketchup either.

AND

Keep my mouth shut when I think someone is an idiot. And if I do somehow manage to keep it shut? It’ll be written allllllll over my face.

AND

Take so much joy in shocking others and pushing them outside of their comfort zones.

We are so very, very alike, you and I.

48 Vie July 28, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Oh, man…I’m totally with you on a good number of these. Settling? That’s for other people. Not seeing my grandparents enough? Totally a vice I need to correct, ASAP, while all of them are still alive. Crying at animated movies? Come on, when the Mom Fish dies in “Finding Nemo” it’s extremely SAD! (My friends still won’t let me live that one down, though…)

Awesome post. I admire your honesty on the interwebs.
Vie´s last blog ..Adventures from New York! Or, my Friday.

It took me 3/4 of the way through the movie to forgive them for doing that.My ComLuv Profile

49 f.B July 28, 2009 at 1:17 pm

Wall-E was so beautiful. But did you ever see Up? HEARTBREAKING.
f.B´s last blog ..would your mama eat that?

Now I am afraid to…My ComLuv Profile

50 repliderium.com July 28, 2009 at 1:21 pm

You’re a freak and I love it. Normal people are boring.
repliderium.com´s last blog ..Reiterating Why I Can Never Have Children

Boring is one thing I am NEVER accused of. :-) My ComLuv Profile

51 Penny Lane July 28, 2009 at 1:30 pm

That’s a great list!

I have one unpublished post also. It is probably the most haunting, darkest thing that I have ever wrote about. I wrote it 2 years ago and I just can’t get myself to publish it.

The post scares me. And I will never be strong enough to do it!

I think I will, someday… I’ll know when it’s time.

52 Ela July 28, 2009 at 1:31 pm

Love it!
“Admit when I’m wrong. Fairly quickly. And even apologize for it, genuinely.” I seriously admire you for that. S has that trait and he’s trying to work it into me…I am sorry but it doesn’t come as quick…I tend to hang onto the notion that I’m right…gives me wrinkles. I must stop.
Ela´s last blog ..Blogger’s Trying to Tell Me Something & Blog Love

B has informed me that it’s not as “quick” as I implied. I’m holding on to it, though.My ComLuv Profile

53 Kate July 28, 2009 at 1:52 pm

TOOT. I love that you say it, too. <3

It’s so darn CUTE! How can you not? ;-)

54 Patty Duke July 28, 2009 at 1:57 pm

We should be friends. I cant’ be shocked.

CHALLENGE!!! (insert Bill Cosby tap dance)

55 verybadcat July 28, 2009 at 2:09 pm

I love you. Even your shouldn’ts. Especially your shouldn’ts. ;)
verybadcat´s last blog ..Dreams for Sale

Let’s hope I stick to them. Well, actually, not the swearing one. Or the jokes one. Or… oh, fuck it.My ComLuv Profile

56 The Cottage Cheese July 28, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Have I told you lately that you kick ass? If not, I should say so more often. Ditto for me on the puppy thing and not visiting the grandparents enough. I have serious guilt issues about my grandparents. They are 89 & 90, and so lonely and sad. Last weekend I drove 12 hours to for a 36 hour visit to hang with my aunt and uncle & my sister’s clan, but only spent 2 hours at the old folks home with my elderly grandparents. Yeah, I’m feeling shitty about that. They got hugs, a quick viewing of some of our wedding trip pics, then we took off for a baseball game. We suck. I’m totally going to hell.
The Cottage Cheese´s last blog ..Feeling like this…

But baseball is so much FUN! … Save me a seat on that bus to hell. xoxoMy ComLuv Profile

57 Gabby July 28, 2009 at 2:45 pm

I love that you did this – it’s so interesting reading everyones.!

I know. And your sissy did one today, she said!

58 Karen July 28, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Care to share that margarita recipe?!! I’m always looking for the perfect one …
Karen´s last blog ..Happy Friday!

I would, but then I’d have to kill you…

Kidding. It involves a whole lotta “eyeballing,” though.My ComLuv Profile

59 freckledk July 28, 2009 at 3:23 pm

I crush on you, everytime I read something this lovely. Well done.
freckledk´s last blog ..Tolerating the Intolerable

Thanks, mamakins. xoxoMy ComLuv Profile

60 Colby July 28, 2009 at 4:19 pm

A girl who can make a good margarita is an important friend to have. Couldnt agree more.

You inspire me and make me laugh daily and I may steal this, too.
Colby´s last blog ..Things I wonder about the people at work

Aww, thanks hon. Let me know if you do so I can link you here! xoMy ComLuv Profile

61 Joy @ Big Time Fancy July 28, 2009 at 4:31 pm

I sobbed like an infant at the end of The Iron Giant.
Joy @ Big Time Fancy´s last blog ..My Big Fat (Tentative) Greek Vacation

*adds to list*My ComLuv Profile

62 caviandra July 28, 2009 at 5:02 pm

PUBLISH IT, HO.

i’m all for embarassing myself, but the fact that you and maxie are a part of it makes me want it out on the interwebs EVEN MORE.

and i love sending flowers. i might have to start that up again.

Haha- if you say do it, I just might. After all, it’s mostly you and me making fools of ourselves, since we didn’t make it to Maxie…

63 Lisa July 28, 2009 at 5:15 pm

I love this list!

Also, I can wiggle my ears as well. I’ll do it for pretty much anyone who asks.

I require payment in hugs or vodka.

64 Meghan July 28, 2009 at 5:34 pm

Burgers and ketchup go together like toots and giggles. Glad you pointed it out.
Meghan´s last blog ..The Hypocrite

Fuck peanut butter and jelly… THIS match was truly meant to be.My ComLuv Profile

65 Shop Girl* July 28, 2009 at 5:37 pm

Ugggggh… I BAWLED through Wall-E. I’m such a sap.

I loved your list… the “won’t ever give up on us” was very cute. :)
Shop Girl*´s last blog ..Weighing In & Wedding Planning*

You and me both. And thanks, hon. :-) My ComLuv Profile

66 Zan July 28, 2009 at 6:19 pm

I’m glad I’m not the only one who cries at animated movies:

“Bambi”-check.
“Charlotte’s Web”-check
“All Dogs Go To Heaven”-check (I still cry at this one)
“Land Before Time”-check
“The Lion King”-check
“Monsters, Inc.”-check (I was pregnant)
“Lilo & Stitch”-check (Pregnant)
“Wall-E”-check

There are probably a few more but I think that is enough. :)
Zan´s last blog ..Useless trivia….

Yup… all of those… and I WASN’T preggers.My ComLuv Profile

67 Zan July 28, 2009 at 6:20 pm

Oh, and I love how your site crops my pic…it makes my forehead look much smaller!
Zan´s last blog ..Useless trivia….

:-) My ComLuv Profile

68 Aimee July 28, 2009 at 6:50 pm

I love these lists. :) made my heart smile
Aimee´s last blog ..Who on earth has D Batteries laying around?!?!

Aww, thanks love.My ComLuv Profile

69 Katy July 28, 2009 at 7:33 pm

LOL, your title alone made me laugh. I enjoyed learning about the things that make you uniquely YOU.
I also cannot see a puppy without squealing. :)
Katy´s last blog ..Precious relationships, past to present

Who can?? COMMUNISTS, that’s who!My ComLuv Profile

70 Mr Condescending July 28, 2009 at 8:02 pm

I wanna see that draft get published!

It will. Eventually…

71 Elizabeth Marie July 28, 2009 at 8:14 pm

I love you. I’m one of your hoes right?! :)
Elizabeth Marie´s last blog ..Fall Badass List Vol.1

Um, DUH. And also; DOY.My ComLuv Profile

72 Children of the 90s July 28, 2009 at 8:30 pm

I can relate, I bawled at both WALL-E and Up. During Up at least I was able to try to conceal it behind my 3D glasses.
Children of the 90s´s last blog ..LA Lights

GENIUS. I better go see it while it’s still in the theatres…My ComLuv Profile

73 JPP July 28, 2009 at 8:40 pm

I’m doing a dance right now. It’s called, “A post of mine became a meme-esque thing and then Lilu did it!” Since your my blog crush I’m obviously blushing and feeling are warm in the pants.

That was really weird. Sorry.
JPP´s last blog ..Baby Cause I’m a Clutz. All Day Every Day.

Heart you, babe. Weird and all. xoxoMy ComLuv Profile

74 katelin July 28, 2009 at 8:57 pm

now i just want a margarita. can you email me one? would that even work?
katelin´s last blog ..Chicago Take Two.

Nope. You’re gonna have to come to DC to get it, Miss Jetsetter… ;-) My ComLuv Profile

75 Kristin July 28, 2009 at 9:01 pm

I like you even more lady. Axe those craptastic jerks outta your life!
Kristin´s last blog ..They Had Me At Hello

Done, done, and DONE!My ComLuv Profile

76 alexa - cleveland's a plum July 28, 2009 at 9:02 pm

a couple of those could be right from me as well. i think you should publish the post even if it has to be anonymously.

i have one more for you to add though.

i will
… come visit my lovah alexa in cleveland.
alexa – cleveland’s a plum´s last blog ..the board of love

It wouldn’t have to be anonymously. I just need to find my cajones is all.

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77 Patrick July 28, 2009 at 10:04 pm

Funny you write about posting that draft that’s been sitting there- I did exactly that this weekend, the post comes out on Friday in case I want to go back on my word but I’m facing facts with a certain lady friend.
Patrick´s last blog ..Getting Real With The Real World Part II

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78 PTexan July 28, 2009 at 10:08 pm

I feel like I should remind you that you have zero life and are a blogycat but, I’m secretly uber jealous that I can’t keep an attention span long enough to type up my own copy-ish post.

fail

P.S. Diddo on the i-pod bit. Hoda and Kathie lee is pretty quality crap too

“Quality crap”… EXACTLY.

79 Kim July 28, 2009 at 10:24 pm

Now I really want a margarita. Damn it! Promises that can’t be fulfilled!

I did one, but I think it got lost in the Great Blog Disaster of 2009 a few weeks back.
Kim´s last blog ..Head Held High

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80 mandy July 28, 2009 at 10:45 pm

I love how you made this your own! Very fun. Congrats on finding the house!

Thanks love! :-)

81 oregoncitygirl July 28, 2009 at 11:31 pm

phew lady! how do you keep up?!! i need to know your secret asap!

“Make you the best damn margarita you’ve ever had in your life. Trust.”
–> my question to you is how many shots of tequila do you put in yours? cuz the more, the better!! :D

How do I keep up? Tequila, of course!

82 Elizabeth Marie July 29, 2009 at 12:17 am

I just did this for tomorrow…linked to you loverface xo
Elizabeth Marie´s last blog ..Fall Badass List Vol.1

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83 Gina July 29, 2009 at 3:16 am

Fun post! I want to play too. Consider me inspired. =)
Gina´s last blog ..Know What Drives Me Crazy?

Can’t wait to see it!My ComLuv Profile

84 nashe July 29, 2009 at 3:54 am

Margaritas, please. I really want one now!! And working out without music is a no-go. And I can cry at the slightest bit of sadness in any movie, LOL. What a sap.
nashe´s last blog ..Trolley Trolls (“Les Trolls du Trolley”?)

I get misty at some COMMERCIALS. Oh, it’s bad…My ComLuv Profile

85 Cheryl July 29, 2009 at 4:43 am

Horrible jokes make this world a better place. There is nothing wrong with them.
Cheryl´s last blog ..After a week of freedom, I am back to slaved labor and censorship, which is cool, I guess.

This is why I love you. xoMy ComLuv Profile

86 Wendy July 29, 2009 at 6:21 am

What a great post! I’m LOVING that you say the word “toots,” as it makes me giggle just to say that word. I also cry at movies, animated ones make me feel like a sappy drip sometimes, but I still cry…even if I’ve seen them a million times. As for the cursing and bad jokes, please don’t stop, they make me giggle.

And remember, a life without giggles and honesty as you have given your readers, is a life that is missing joy.

PS) How does one get on this “ho list?”
Wendy´s last blog ..Where Did Your Rock(s) Come From?

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87 Gilahi July 29, 2009 at 6:44 am

I can wiggle my ears too! My hair covers them up, though, so it’s kinda pointless.
Gilahi´s last blog ..Many Thanks (and a couple of suggestions)

It’s SECRET wiggling! Scandalous.My ComLuv Profile

88 PQ July 29, 2009 at 7:41 am

Why haven’t I seen you wiggle your ears?

We must change this at once.
PQ´s last blog ..Unplugging to Breathe

There’s always tonight…My ComLuv Profile

89 restaurant refugee July 29, 2009 at 9:33 am

This was really lovely, and the kind of exercise we should all do from time to time. The only unique “I Can” that comes to mind is that I can take $50, 2 hours and make a five course dinner for six people like a Top Chef Challenge.
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90 Jill Pilgrim July 29, 2009 at 9:48 am

This:

shocking others and pushing them outside of their comfort zones.

Totally my favorite pastime.
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91 k8 July 29, 2009 at 9:52 am

I don’t ever say I “shouldn’t” do anything anymore. It’s called “shoulding” on yourself.
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92 J July 29, 2009 at 11:30 am

I sobbed 3 times during “Up”. Every animated movie makes me do that. The kids in the theater think I’m retarded.
J´s last blog ..Happy… My ComLuv Profile

93 miss rambles July 29, 2009 at 5:02 pm

you soooo need to publish the blog and the vlog curiosity has me wondering!
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94 clairemontgomerymd July 29, 2009 at 11:22 pm

i don’t care how many people do this meme, i still love it. and i especially love yours. also . . . how/why can everyone get commentluv working but me?!
clairemontgomerymd´s last blog ..winner! My ComLuv Profile

95 Cassi July 30, 2009 at 6:28 pm

lol those are great! and we have a lot of the same, surprisingly enough. hmmm….
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96 Erin July 30, 2009 at 10:55 pm

I love ketchup on pretty much everything. I prefer not to think about what is in it.
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