Actually, I’m not lazy. I’m having the most insane week at work I’ve ever had and even though I am lame/psycho enough to bring my BB into the copy room with me so I can gchat, my umbilical cord to the computer has basically been cut for the week and it makes me sad in my pants because I’ve had no time to read or write basically anything. Which is why you are getting deliciously awesome and hilarious videos today!
Thanks to my love alexa from cleveland’s a plum for this one…
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Awesome sauce.
Next up, this insta-classic is via SkylersDad over at Some Days It’s Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps. Make it through to the end… it only gets better.
Ha! That shiz is GRRRRRREAT! Silly fucking leprechaun.
Now, I can’t decide if I only think this is hilarious because it’s 5 in the morning and I’m totally sleep deprived and out of it, but well, I fucking love this.
“I heard that motherfucker had like, 30 dicks.” I heart you, CollegeHumor.
And finally, um, well, this is technically NSFW. Technically. Make sure no one’s behind you, at least. And then Click Here.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *wipes tears of laughter*
I GOT YOU!!!
No, I’m not sorry. Okay, I’m a little sorry. But you have to forgive me, because it’s FRIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Happy weekend, love muffins. Watch out for the man teats out there…
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Uh, what the?
Does that man teat dood have a GUNT?
Oh well. If the world ever runs short on oil we can slaughter that whale and power the world for at least a week after processing his gunt blubber.
One teat would power NYC for a day, I swear.
Between you and me, I now hate the word “teat”.
Thank you for that little appetite suppressant. Now I don’t have to worry that I forgot to get something for lunch today.
I am a giver.
Wow, if that’s what my future date ever looks like, I’m packing it in and calling it a celibate life. I have some weight to lose, but not like that…wow. All I can really say is wow. I think his breasts are larger than mine. I might be scarred for life.
Don’t think of it that way… it’s like a reality TV show! There to help us feel better about ourselves…
The GW one is great. We used to watch it over and over again in college. The fact that I went to GWU may or may not have anything to do with it.
Probably the same reason I watch THIS over and over.
i’d hate to see what the ladies at vickie’s would say if he went in for a fitting…
actually, that’d be a great video as well!
Ah! If only I was a man! And had teats!
I love that Washington song and video.
He saves the children, but not the British children.
That was probably my favorite line.
Man teats.
The other white meat.
As long as I can have bacon on the side.
I’m always curious of men with teats. Like, if they ever wander into the bra department, secretly looking at the beautiful bras, entertaining themselves with thoughts of wearing them. Standing at home in the front of a mirror, admiring their ta ta’s and pretending that they are super models…
I know I would if I were a man with boobies.
Some fashion designer is going to read that comment and have the BEST idea for their spring line…
Why was that dude doggy style humping the old lady? My eyes! My eyyyeeeesss!
Don’t fight it… don’t struggle. Just give in. It is the only way.
i think Fridays should be devoted to happy fun redonculous videos anyways. Speaking of… LOVE LOVE LOVE the youtube video you send me of Zach G. That was awesome. My middle name is Claudia too.
You are so welcome. Zach G is the awesomest of all the awesomes.
I actually LOOOOVE Cox & Combe’s Washington. Best. Thing. EVER. My roommate from college and I had it memorized. NO joke.
Okay, good, so I’m not crazy? Still funny in the daytime?
The cereal therapy one made. me. LAUGH. Who thinks this stuff up? Especially Toocan Sam using that big ol’ schnozz for something useful. Of course, the anti-Irish bias in there is a bit disturbing…
Have a great Friday! Oh, and stop posting that damn picture.
The cereal therapy is PRICELESS. SkylersDad always has the best vids, I swear.
And NEVER!!!
“Two scoops of whoop-ass!”
I can see how the last one looks funny at 5 in the morning.
Have a great weekend!
Haha- is that to say that it doesn’t now?
That’s my brother.
THESE are the genes our baby is getting?? Cute freckles, at least, I suppose…
Good Lord. I needed that this morning. That Granny on a bike was HILARIOUS, but WTF was up with the ass humper???
I KNOW. Ever hear of “time and place,” Hubert???
Holy crap, when that bird hit the ceiling fan… Jeebus, that is some funny shit right there…..
SPLAT goes the cracked out toucan.
“Gramma’s fine. That’s the great part about hitting someone who’s already paralyzed.”
Genius.
Except, then she wasn’t!!! WHOA with the surprise ending!!!
*crosses Lilu off the lazy list*
*writes Lilu down on the crazy video list*
*takes a sip of tea and sighs*
How do you think of this shiz? I don’t know, but I love it.
Wow, I saw that Washington one about 2 years ago. You’re about as behind the times as I am! Yay! (I just discovered the Bootylicious-Smells Like Teen Spirit mashup that, apparently, everyone but me knew about.)
Umm… of course I’ve seen that… but maybe you could send it to me. Just to, yanno, refresh my memory?
Ha – I love the group therapy. Poor Tony. So much emotion…
He is in a glass case of it.
Did you just call me a “love muffin”?
its ok if you did… I’m just sayin…
Just saying WHAT? You wanna fight about it??
Happy weekend sweetie pea!
You too, my love.
I’ll never look at breakfast cereal the same now…. hilarious!
You are WELCOME.
Thanks for the bloggy love! You dropped off of my reader for some reason and I was too busy to notice, so I am glad you let me know.
I moved over to WP! Hence the dropping-off-of-the-reader. Boo. Glad you’re back
I can’t watch these right now because my computer is being a little bitch, but I just wanted to say….I LOVE YOU HOOKER. And if you win that mandizzle you better use it as a sex toy or I want it BACK! And I want pictures. Wait. Huh. Weird.
I’m lazy. You can be not lazy all you want.
I make up for everyone’s lack of lazinessness.
i thought i already subscribed to your feed
my bad. no wonder i didn’t get any new post from you.
*clicking away old posts*
ROTFLMAO! Those videos totally made my day… But the last picture? Dude! My eyes!!!!! Now to find something cool to look at to erase that scary image…
Thanks for this dose of viral genius! I esp. loved the Cereal Therapy Session.
It wasn’t just that it was 5am. That was funny. Particularly the group therapy session. Between Sonny’s suicidal tendencies with the butcher knife to Sam’s inhalation of blow off the floor. It was poetry. I kept laughing to myself all day.
Have a good weekend!
As you wish…
Smells Like Bootylicious
Dude, me too!! Work has been kicking my ass and making me want to throw stuff!
On a different note, thanks for the videos. I’m in the throes of a hormonal tidal wave, so this was a welcome break from the crying.
Wanted to hurry and pass this award along. I know you have it, but I’m showing my appreciation.
(I’ll watch the vid’s when I get home from work, since… I’m at work. Hehehe)
I gave you an award, swing by http://mkerkmann.blogspot.com/ for the Honest Scrap Award!
“I’ve had no time to read or write basically anything. ”
Me either! TODAY was the first day I wrote a real post with WORDS.
Thankfully I had videos of my nieces and nephews to distract my readers with until I was able to write something!!
PS: Tosh.O is hilarious.
As it is Monday, those were a delightful chuckle for this horrible day. Ha.
I freaking love Tosh.O. I tried to take a video of my husband doing some funny shit by telling him on there and maybe he could get a web-redemption and meet Daniel Tosh. Unfortunately, he still won’t let me.
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