We all know I am not your average girl.
I am far, far too weird for that.
But looking around at the crowd of almost 20 people I somehow managed to get to the Royal Palace (read: one of the dirtiest strip clubs in D.C.) all the way from our innocent (enough) happy hour in Adams Morgan, I had to wonder.
Is it me?
You see, I end up at strip clubs… a lot. “A lot” being every couple months or so. And every single time, I have someone with me who’s Never Been.
I, apparently, have an affinity for taking their Strip Club V-Cards. And Friday? I took at least five. (Six? Seven?)
And it’s not that I’m ashamed or anything- if anything, I’m proud every time I manage to get a newbie out to see their first dancers. Argue with me if you want, but I think a few hours at a titty bar can be a great time… and it’s guaranteed to be a good story.
I’m sorry, but boobs? Are fun. Even if you don’t swing that way (and I don’t… despite my Facebook that says Maxie and I are engaged. But SO WHAT IF I DID), they’re called ‘funbags’ for a reason, people.
But still, this is one of my stranger habits, I think. Maybe it’s because I had such a great experience when my co-bartenders in Chapel Thrill took MY strip club V-card… the infamous porn star Jenna Haze (NSFW!) was in town for a one night show at the actually-quite-classy Dollhouse in Raleigh, and of course all the guys were hellbent on going.
And I’m not one to turn down a challenge.
Jenna put on a fabulous show- of course it helped that the club is insanely nice, and the boys were pouring booze down us girls’ throats in a desperate attempt to see us do something we’d regret.
Unfortunately for them, we all behaved ourselves, but Miss Haze WAS kind enough to take a risqué picture with us (NSFW! Like, at ALL!), and overall, it was a blast.
So, I’m not sure where this impulse comes from. I suspect it has something to do with the twisted enjoyment I take in pushing others outside of their comfort zones (no surprise there).
And anyway, no one’s complained yet…
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I love strip clubs like WHOA…and I dance better than most of them.
Haha the nice ones are good but I have been to some shady ones and they can be scary. I remember seeing this beautiful stripper and I wanted to be like Hunny you don't need to do this, you are gorgeous! But then again I guess that is why she was the headliner!
After taking strip/pole aerobics I do have a newfound respect (as far as respect can go for a stripper) but that shit is HARD to do!!!
oops that last comment was from me!
That's awesome LiLu, I wanna go with you guys sometime.
I wanna take pictures of the tourists too, and give them wrong directions, I heard there's a lot crime filled areas there, it would be hilarious!
I'm with Lexa…we were much better dancers…and I'm glad that you were the one that took my Strip Club V-Card…
I could not have asked for a better time Friday.
You only live once. It's all about making the most of it…and if there are boobs along the ride, you just gotta motorboat them.
What kind of bee's make milk??
BOOBIES (of course!)
Your post made me kinda what you to take my stip club v-card! you crack me up.
hahahah sounds so fun. can i go next time?
Royal Palace? Really? I used to live up the street from there. If I didn't cross the street before passing it I made sure to take penicillin when I got home.
I want to go to a strip club! I will eventually. I like to take people's Walt Disney World virginity…you know, when opportunity is there. Obviously, I'm not going to ruin some family's first trip there.
i also end up becoming BFFs with the dancers. strip clubs are hot.
also, i don't believe that fB has never been to a strip club!?!?! how is that possible? never, ever?
I've never been to one, but I've always wanted to go. Maybe you'll take my strip club v-card one day.
DUDE! That is a naked-ass-naked Jenna Haze!!
I mean. I'm stating the obvious.
BUT SHE'S NAKED
Aaaaaaaand you have yet to pop my strip club v-card!
God that strip club was HORRIBLE, but I love most of them. We are awesome.
I plan on taking Big Man's strip club v- card when we go home to PA… : )
Gotta love strip clubs, good ol' dirty American fun! : )
The only guest stripper we get in my little town is Bridget the Midget. And when the guys at work are talking about going to check out Bridget's show, one of their super-smart-selves decides to Google "Bridget the Midget". Fun fact: When you search Google Images, it starts hitting up every web page those images are on as it previews, so if you have some kind of web filtering software, it's all like "WTF, I just got like a million simultaneous hits for pron!!"
Yeah, thanks to that little incident, Google Image Search is now blocked at work. Stripper Fail.
Funbags….who doesn't love em? And strip clubs are awesome, even for us married folks. Why not stare at some hot ass for a couple hours, then go home and pound on the wife? Am I right?
I have only been once and was VERY disappointed…it was a stripclub in a doublewide trailer (that should have been a clue) and there was no stripping per se…there was the removal of tube top of a very flat chested gal and I just felt sorry for her.
I need to go to a REAL strip club at some point.
The strippers are always really nice to the lady folk too…I think it is because they know they can do whatever they want to you and wont have to feel a hard on in their ass.
Just think of it this way, hon- you're expanding people's horizons!
I've never been. I about threw up at the adult store – there was so much sex in one room. But if I DO go, I'm going with you and Lemmonex. Hands down.
Thanks for organizing another great evening. You always pull wonderful people together!
i would totally go to strip club even though i have never been.
it seems …interesting? an experience? a great story? a good laugh? …all of the above.
Royal Palace is just nasty. I went there once about 3 years ago and I still feel sort of dirty. But I did get to see a dancer named Grande Chi Chi. Picture a young Bea Arthur except roughly 250 and hispanic. The image still haunts me.
I usd to hang out, and room with strippers back in the day. I also MC'd a couple shows for them. It's a real blast to see how guys react to the women on stage. LOL
Matt Likes this.
I've been to one in my life. In Atlanta. The beers were $5 a bottle (for BUD LIGHT) and the girl just standing at the bin of ice and beer shot me a death stare when I didn't tip her. She didn't do anything besides take my money. I had to grab my own beer and open it. HELLO, it's a strip club lady. That's where you make the money. Sheesh!
Sometimes people are surprised that I've never been to a strip club. It's not that I don't *want* to; it's just that I haven't had the chance. Wanna take my card too?
I think strip clubs can be kind of fun, though in my experience that's limited to major cities. There's definitely something to be said for the relationship to the size of the town and the attractiveness of the strippers (read: small town strip clubs are disgusting.)
My friends got me a male stripper (gag) for my 21st birthday–I would've rather gone to the strip club any day!
I pretty much have no recollection of that strip club but I do remember talking with one of the ladies about how she's trying to pay her way through college, so, you know, there's something commendable about that…right?
Either way, it was a pretty amazing night. I just wish I remembered more of it.
This is how I get punished for missing one of your HH's? I miss a ride on the Stripper Town Train?
love the picture. I love Jenna haze such a cute porn star…if thats possible
You're just bringing happiness to the people. You know they've always wanted to go. You just make their dreams a reality.
Dreamcatcher.
I've been to a female strip club. It was NOT classy by any stretch. But some of those girls are damn talented. I had to give money to the chick who could hang from the pole by her legs and do crunches. That's pretty damn impressive. I can barely do regular crunches.
I was skeeved out by all the guys there though, who were looking at me and my friends like, "Woooo, vaginas without bodyguards."
My first strip club visit was an all nude and incredibly sleazy. Once I got over vajayjays in my face, it was awesome. I love pole tricks. Love em.
I've never been to a strip club- but would love to go sometime. Even though I'm totally straight I have to say the female body is a beautiful thing.
Never been. I think it would make me sort of sad. And jealous.
That's a great pic.
I guess, though, it is safe-for-work if you work at a strip club.
By the way– which one's Jenna Haze? In the blue Oxford button-down?
I have to admit I'm a "Never Been." But mostly because the opportunity has yet to present itself. I can only hope that my first time is at the Kit Kat Club where, at one point, our homecoming queen was featured as one half of the duo of Lovely and Divine. Yeah. Win.
I'm impressed that you deflowered so many people at one time.
I LOVE JENNA HAZE. I'm jealous.
It's not weird at all! It's what I do, err, wait……
That was you???
FUNbags?!?
All this time I thought it was 'Chumbags.'
This explains why chicks don't like when I throw bloody fish on them.
I learn so much here.
You know how Canada has $1 and $2 coins? We actually flick them at strippers. For real. Sometimes, if it's a dingy joint and the ladies are already pretty bruised and nasty, we'll actually see how hard we can flick them without getting in trouble. This is not just my group of asshole friends, either.
Canadians: The Secret Sadists Of The North
haha. thats awesome! sounds like a good weekend to me. i remember when my strip club v-card was taken. i was like 19 && my best friend at the time, her current crush && his cousin all went to the strip club AFTER we went to Hooters! ((lmao))
All I know is that a stripper put her boobs in my face && her face in my crotch.
strip clubs can be quite fun! i have a very funny memory about one in new orleans.
I've never been to a strip club. But I have been kicked out of a porn shop. And not a classy one either. It was Second-Hand Stan's in Cumberland, MD.
Oh…I am so this friend. And you're right. The common denominator is me.
i've been to two strip clubs, both with groups of 3-5 guys, no other girls. the first time, i was the DD because, well, it wasn't really my idea to go, but i had to take care of my boys, right? they ended up feeding me to the lions and i was basically felt up on stage, had my jean miniskirt lifted for a game of "hair or bare (thank god i had shaved that morning is all i was thinking), and then, of course, my nipples were uncovered and licked…in front of the entire club. i was the only sober person there…and 1 of maybe 4 other girls in the audience. the second time was just lame. nothing happened, the girls were way overpriced and the drinks were awful.
I am a straight white chick and I LOVES me a good strip club. Have been known to be the recipient of a lap dance or two…….
hahaha i've taken a few ppl's strip club v-cards and you're right–they are fun. if you can't laugh at what you're watching…then you need a new sense of humor
For as not-prude as I am, I've actually never been to a strip club. It's not that I haven't wanted to go, it's just never come up in my life for some reason. At this point though, I feel like my first time has to be special. I'm saving it for you, Lilu.
I'm with you. I could watch boobs alllllll night – and I have. There's nothing better then knowing you're better than the hot girls and making fun of the godawful ones. Let's go!
oh how i love a sweet strip club. the trashier, the better.
luckily for my friends and i, who somehow always manage to find ourselves shoving dolla dolla bills into g-strings at the end of a drunken night, we have a real klass act of a joint up the street from our local bar.
Strip clubs are always a good idea. Nothing bad as ever happened at one, like ever.
i love, love, love, love, love strip clubs… almost as much as they love me.
oh, i was most definitely not a strip club virgin. i've even been to an all-dudes strip club (uh, not as fun. also a good TMI for this week, come to think of it). but duuude, next time let's hit camelot or good guys, because PSH.
although i do know for certain that my antics outside would NOT have been tolerated @ camelot, given my past history there.
Once in college I ended up in a strip club. One of the boys I was with wanted to make a stop somewhere on our way back to school (we were in the city), and it was only after sitting down at the bar that I noticed the naked woman dancing on a platform behind me. Hel-lo! But I really needed a diet coke, so it was a win win all around.
lol
your title to posts are always so hilarious to me
I have TONS of strip club stories, but nobody wants to hear it from a man's point of view…we're so tacky and all… hehehe… it's usually gals like you that GO to these strip clubs that steal the thunder from the actual strippers, and that's got to be pretty sweet…
I used to go w/ my one friend all the time and had fun. My friend always made it a point to tell me that she just like the atmosphere and that she wasn't gay…not even a little bit. I started to think maybe she was lying when she was going there every night and started hooking with one of the strippers that worked there. She has since come out of the closet and insists that I must be a lesbian too because I went to the club with her. I'm not gay (not that there is anything wrong w/ that) I really did just enjoy the atmosphere LOL
Are you taller than Jenna Haze or were you standing on part of the stage? Or maybe wearing the 9 inch heels they wear?
Many years ago, a bunch of co-workers and I took the strip club v-card of a fellow co-worker. We were all drinking at Sign of the Whale. Somehow, we found out he had never been. Instead of going next door to Camelot or the other one, we decided it was smarter for me to drive the 8 of us in my SUV to Good Guys. Group beer think! Spent 2 hours at Good Guys. We asked him how it was for him. His response…
"Uh, the live sex shows in Amsterdam were better". We nearly tore his head off his body that moment.
So now I end up asking any strip club V-card holder if they have seen anything stronger than stripping. They find it odd.
I end up at those places too – fun stuff. Too bad not all of my friends think they are as fun as I.
boobs are always great.
but why did the Royal Palace hate us all so much?
no dancing… hiding Maxie's ID in her purse… letting the lady that looked like a tall Verne Troyer threaten to beat us up…
I seriously can't believe I missed this!! I love strip clubs. My guy friends in college used to insist on taking me to one for my birthday every year. I miss them so. Next time you want to take strip club v-cards, I'm so there. I have a tendency to take those too.
*kicking myself in the ass* See what I get for missing your HH! It also reminds me I need to write about the time I "accidentally" got a lap dance out in Vegas.
So, with all these Vcards you're collecting any chance I could get one back from you?
When I was a wee lad of 18 I got me a GREAT fake ID and to break it in me and some friends were going to go to the local ballet – beer & boobs (over priced beer and fake boobs but hey, we were 18).
Get to the door, hand the bouncer the ID, head on in, walk in and hear "Hey Rich!", look up, "Hey Terry."
Up on stage (working her night job as an Exotic Entrepreneur) was my aunt.
The guys I was with were all up in my shit "Dude, you KNOW her?" "OMG that's so awesome" "Do you know any of her friends", and so on.
Definitely not the way to cash in your VCard. It's one of the reasons that to this day I try and wash the shame of it away by meeting as many naked women as I possibly can. It's for medical reasons ladies, please help a guy out!
Strip clubs are a good time and they are filled with great stories! I should know having worked in one! (waaaaaaay back when I was young and naive!)
Ahhhh! I can't believe I left the happy hour and went to the lamest bar with some of the lamest people ever. Maybe next time!
P.S. I wonder if the Dollhouse still has the prime rib lunch special. I may or may not have been there.
Never been to a strip club. I thought about once, until I heard that my mother had recently been to one.
Put me off the whole thing. It's just a mental image I don't need…:)
well in that case i still have my v-card! thanks for giving me a reason to say that for the first time in 10 years…
I have never been to a strip club! I should go to DC and you can pop my cherry. I'm kind of scared of naked ladies, even though, multiple times of a day, I am a naked lady. hmmm……..
You are one of my HOES. Feelin the love, feelin the love!
I love strip clubs. Not for the naked ladies, but the people watching is prime time.
hmmmm i dont like them sam i am. i dont like them male or female. if i want a dick slammed in my face i have a manfriend. and if i want boobs in my face, well, then i have my own. lol
Strip clubs are a ton of fun! I think b/c you really can get away w/ almost anything there. No regrets!
Ever been to the Olympic Gardens in Vegas? It's my favorite b/c upstairs there are men! A little sumthin sumthin for everyone!
One of the most amazing first dates I had was when he took me to this wonderful little piano bar for drinks and then we went to not one but two strip bars. We had a sensatiable time! So I married him and now I am having his babies
I worked right ABOVE a strip club for a few months. Some of those girls would dance to the *weirdest* music…How do you strip to techno?
Will you take my strip club virginity?
Um, yeah, AWKWARD MOMENT.
…..so will you?
That's the one place I've never been. I've been to sex toy stores, etc. I once went to a "Dance Bar" where chicks wore bikinis and danced on a pole. I felt kinda sick since they didn't wipe the pole in between. I mean, aren't you supposed to do that?
Hilarious. I've only been twice. Once to an icky trucker frequented establishment in college and once to that joke of a place next to Sign of the Whale. I can't remember what it's called but it was no bueno. All the dudes were mad cuz you could barely see the girl she was so far away. It was my bachelorette party so I could care less but I felt for the fellas who paid cover. Ah ha.
I was totally expecting implants. Weird that I'm disappointed?
Never been… It's on my to-do list! I once applied for a job in one when I was 17 but I guess that doesn't really count…
What? Who said that?
People still have comfort zones…who knew?
Sounds like a blast, wish I could get my wife to go to one with me, but she won't.
I'm a fan of the strip club thing and so are most of my friends. Makes for a fun time in Vegas. Don't get me near the Olympic Gardens though because while I don't swing the other way and I'm quite fond of the penis.. .. I'd much rather see a naked girl than a naked man. Something sooo not sexy about a schlong in your face. Now, boobies? yes!
strip clubs are the shit!!! i have always wanted to be like a madaam and own a strip club. that would be so cool
If ever we meet, you so gotta take me to one…always been interested to see what it is like.
I even feel awkward just typing that..lol
anyhoo great pic of you and Haze. Nice that she felt you up for the camera..lol fun times.
Erm, I think I'd like to visit a strip club with you…my strip-club-hymen may have grown back by now and I can claim to re-have my vcard!! Sound good? Good!
omg! your post title!! AMAZING! LOL
It's funny, I like guys too, but I have an odd fascination with strip clubs as well. I think it's a combination of watching guys fall into trances and also evaluating the cost/date of the girls' implants. How much? How new? Etc. It's entertaining to no end.
My husband would leave me in a second if he thought he had half a chance to make it with Jenna Haze.
I have never set foot in a strip club. I do, however, have four (FOUR!) friends that met their husbands in strip clubs (none of them working, though) and they are some of the most fascinating people I know.
ha love it! i needed this post today. funny how i needed a stripper post, but i did.
i went to a strip club on my 21st, cos at that point, all the local bars knew me by my fake id name, and i needed to get carded in order to actually turn 21!!!!!!!! it was a fun [bags] time.
I've sometimes wondered what straight women see in strip clubs, and my guess is that it's the best of all worlds — lots of attention from the dancers (for free), and attention from all the male customers as well — at the end of the day, most guys will find a "real" woman who's there on her own volition to be far more interesting than the ones that are there only 'cause it's a living.
it happens to me, too! I don't know how I end up there every few months.
I love going, they are sexy, ya know, except when the girls have bruises…
i've only been to a strip club once and man was it entertaining. seriously so funny, the whole time. i felt a little bad that i couldn't stop laughing, but i was drunk so they can't get mad right?
So my friend told me she's reading a book about boobs and apparently, there's a term called being boobisexual- meaning you can be a straight girl and like boobs, or a gay guy and like boobs. Hehe.
i must admit this is awesome! lol!
i will also admit I've never been to a strip club before, but i've seen strip scenes on tv and have to wonder where those girls learn to shake their butt the way they do.
That's just like one of my best friends… for some odd reason every couple of months she ends up in a strip club!
I have a feeling your boyfriend is going to keep that picture of jenna feeling your boob.
So is moooog.
So am I.
So is every male reader and probably at least 33.5% of your female readers.
Shit I'm creepy
I lost this particular V-Card last summer. Went with my boyfriend and a group of his friends. And I ended up on stage.
Talk about a way to pop that cherry! There's a blog post somewhere in my archives with that story…
Eight, bish.
Perhaps your fascination with strip clubs is just a hidden desire of yours to be another Jenna Haze?
BTW, if you ever decide to go for it, email me time and place for your first show.
I always figured women ought to be attracted to boobs too… after all, we all began our lives totally fixated on them…
Thank you for the comment. I am so glad to find your blog – I love what I have read thus far!
You're going to hate me because I actually hate strip clubs. It's a purely financial reason, though!
Otherwise they are silly and fun just as much as everyone gives them credit.
I think most people love strip clubs, what's not to love? I don't swing that way either but a woman's body is a beautiful thing.
My first experience at a strip club was not good-The club was dirty, depressing and filled with sad, old men who would spend FAR too much time and money in that place. Plus, the dancers looked tired and wishing they had made better life decisions.
Also-$20 for a soda?! wtf??
I wish LiLu had taken my strip V-Card. She would've taken me somewhere much better and we would have had much more fun!
Haha–I've never been to one, and I don't really have any plans to go, but I did see the Zumanity show in Vegas, and that was pretty graphic! I'd never seen that many naked people at once in my life!
Lemmonex: That you do.
Shelly: I know! I've often thought of taking a class. It seems like SUCH good exercise!
Mr. C: Tourists were made to be fucked with.
PQ: Now THAT should be a bumper sticker.
JM: Ahahaha! I totally laughed at that.
Olivia Rae: Duh. Boobs for all!
Libby: I know. My gross alter ego comes out with the drunkness…
lovelila: I bet Minnie's show isn't half as impressive…
alexa: I KNOW. That was the moment when I knew we HAD to go.
liferehab: Ready and willing
Deutlich: She sure ain't shy.
Marie: Oh, it. Will. HAPPEN.
Maxie: True. Ture. And TRUE.
Lil' Woman: Oooo, have a blast! Eat some pierogies for me
Lisa: Damn you, mini Bridget! She's so cute though…
Cameron: You are 100% correct, sir!
Hotch: I threw up a little just reading that… don't blame you at all!
iihtpf: And who can blame them?
verybadcat: Exactly! I'm edumacating!
Kate: We'll flank you, darlin, and protect the goods.
lacochran: Thanks for coming! I love having you guys there!
Krystyna: All of the above… trust.
thoughts: Oh, it is DISGUSTING. And I will never get that image out of my head… thanks.
Tee: Agreed! Some just can't handle it…
Matt: LiLu is not surprised.
Shannon: Beer was NINE dollars a bottle at this place. Vomitous.
Liebchen: I'll put you on my list.
Children 90s: Oh, male strippers kind of freak me out… aren't most of them gay, anyway?
12minds: The beer I spilled on you must have soaked into your bloodstream…
refugee: Are you that surprised? You know how I do…
Chele: She is adorable, really! So teeny!
JPP: Can "Dreamcatcher" be my new nickname? AWESOME SAUCE.
BeckEye: Yeah- you definitely have to go WITH guys, I think. Ugh.
Summer: Seriously, some of the pole tricks are insanely impressive.
vazenchick: Right? It's all in good fun!
Kristina P: See, that's why you have to go to a skeezy one. Still a little sad, but you definitely won't be jealous…
Mr. Apron: Snarf. She would be the one flashing the nipplage, my dear.
Cheddar: "Lovely and Divine"… you have GOT to be kidding me.
WendyB: That's what she said.
BWP: She is adorable.
Miss Tricky: Hey, if I can admit it, so can you
Eric: …………
moog: I am not googling that.
Racquel: Yet another reason I am SO coming to Canada…
Nickie: At least you eased into it with Hooters… hilarious!
Katie: New Orleans is dangerous. In a great way.
nikki: Second-Hand Stan's… I don't even want to know. I have a friend from Cumberland, actually…
shine: At least we're self aware.
wekeepsaying: Well, the FIRST time sounds like a ball, at least! Hope there's no pictures…
repliderium: I'm still a lap dance virgin! Someday…
RedCurlGirl: Exactly. It's all in good fun.
Georgia: Ooooo, next time I'm in LA, it is ON like Donkey Kong, love!
Julie: You, me, and Camelot. It. Is. HAPPENING.
amanda: The trashier, the better- you are my kinda girl.
alwaysandnever: Never, ever..
GEMMERZZ: At least it's a two way street.
Alice: Oh, DUH- I should have known, what with your mad skillz!
Kate CH: What's a little nudity among friends, after all?
Hanako66: Thanks, love.
Meatbag: It ain't half bad, let me tell ya.
BS&BC: I know! Not that there's anything wrong with that… but too funny!
BMT: She is TEENY, man! So wee! Plus I undoubtedly had heels on.
andonetime: I definitely have certain friends who wouldn't be caught dead in one. No biggie!
f.B: I CAN DO MATH!!! GIVE ME A CODE!!!
Rachel: You so should have been there! Next time, we'll try to plan…
Redhead: Oooh, that sounds like a TMIT…
Svaha: HA! I don't know if you can revirginize that…
meleah: Worked in one?? Now I KNOW there must be some stories from that…
Northerner: I so remember seeing that sign!!! Hahahahaha AWESOME!
Vic: Oh, I hear that. I hope again hope that mine's never been… vom.
Lusty: Can I take it??
Elizabeth Marie: If you come to DC, I GUARANTEE I will take your stripper V card… gladly.
Oxen Cox: SO true. That's honestly the best part!
Fizzgig: Eh, I can't blame you one bit. To each their own
Kellie: *puts on Bucket List*
bigmamacass: If that isn't a story for the grandkids, I don't know what is
justme: Robotically?
Katie: In a NEW YORK MINUTE.
Kristin: Camelot! Ah, I've graced it with my presence many a time… surprisingly, it's one of the better ones in the district.
WuTang: Never weird over here…
Kali: I heard nothing.
jeluttrull: Eh, maybe it will work its way out of my system one of these days…
twinkie: Foreign schlong is gross. Fact. (Sorry boys.)
Awesome Sara: Like the Bunny Ranch! Love it.
Caroline: Oooo, I SO would! And of course she did… she is a professional, after all.
jen-tsk: I'll buy it!
Iva: Haha- thanks!
Colby: Silicone or not? I hear ya, lady!
Hillary: She is kind of cute for a porn star… not gonna lie.
justrun: FOUR! I am impressed. Ladies, hear that? You've been looking in all the wrong places…
TPD Owl: Sometimes, we just need a little scandal. It happens.
Julie Q: Ha- you're so punny.
Alex: It's definitely a combo of the attention, AND the amazing people watching. Though I don't know if I'd go without a male friend for 'protection'…
Lisa Chelle: Or track marks. Not so hot…
Katelin: I'm pretty sure that's the rule for everything in life. At least I hope.
tgggblog: BOOBISEXUAL- you just blew my mind, dear.
oregoncitygirl: Honestly, some of them have serious skills. It's impressive.
Sandcastle Dreams: It is an odd phenomenon…
Mike: 33.5%? What's the divider?
Super Girl: Oooo, off to search now…
Sub Sweetheart: You can take Alice's place
G: To BE Jenna Haze? Notsomuch, thanks. My vag is taken, and for private screening only.
Alex: Agreed. They're just fun!
SO@28: Likewise, my dear!
nicopolitan: Oh, hell no- I am in COMPLETE agreement! And the worst part is, they charge so much for the drinks and all that, and NONE of the money goes back to the poor girls! That does totally get my goat.
Blondie: Amen, sister.
HannahBlue: Maybe we can just pretend that never happened, and I'll take it again…
Elizabeth: Off to google "Zumanity"…
You are just too funny!
…and NONE of the money goes back to the poor girls! That does totally get my goat.
Ohhhhhh, you're talking about them Tijuana shows.
I cannot even begin to tell you how mad I am that I missed this event. We should have been making dollar bill airplanes and throwing them at boobies together.
Wow – sorry I missed the fun. One spring break we ended up training in Cocoa Beach instead of Tampa. A stripper followed a group of guys back to the hotel, which they thought was funny until they realized that she just wouldn't leave and was possibly a looking for drugs.
haha. One of my favourite "young and spontaneous" stories is from when my friend and I FORCED my hubby to take us to a strip club of lady dancers.
It was fun. And I kind of liked making everyone feel awkward by being non stripping girls and being there…it was a good club that's supposed to have the best girls, but they were pretty prudish!!! And clearly homophobic…
My hubby is (fortunately) scarred for life now so that's a plus for me. he practically got molested into a lap dance by the poor, but prudish stripper there and we were watching…scared the crap out of him LOL.
He then told his mates at work how it was terrible on the weekend how we forced him to the strip club and he got no sympathy which was hilarious.
First of all, let me say I am immensely impressed with the way you responded to everyone's comments above. You never cease to amaze me, LiLu. You rock!
Secondly, I also love strip clubs. They are a fascinating cesspool of human sociology. I love to go there and people watch–the way the strippers interact with customers, the way the guys watch the girls, yada yada. It's just fun. And I am pretty much shameless about the fact that I enjoy going and try to devirginize as many people who come to visit me–we have a strip club less than a mile from our house. A completely nude strip club. On my first trip there, the feature entertainment lit her tits on fire. Ha.
i can't imagine any other person better than you to take the strip card v-card with. will you taaaaake me?
hehe.
I've never been. I ought to come to DC and let you take my Titty Bar V-Card. Ha.
that is so funny!
I still have my Titty Bar V-Card… I think we all need to plan a mass vacation to visit you! lol
nice work! i think the opinion girls have of strip clubs changes so much once you actually go – and have an awesome time
i like boobs. that's all.
I still have my strip club v-card, but I am definitely the common denominator for several other practices:
1. Any sort of flaming shot
2. Jello shots
3. Shots in general
4. Stealing alcohol from behind the bar, from peoples' private tables, etc
Not too shameful.
next time you're going, you're bringing me!
I've only been to one strip club but I've been to bunches of burlesque performances. Lots of fun!