TMI Thursday: I Am Assaulted By Northern Florida Swamp Ass

by LiLu on June 11, 2009 · 132 comments

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Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…

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A few weeks ago, I went home to Massachusetts for a long weekend. Which meant that my darling B was left to fend for himself and the kittens for FIVE LOOOOOONG DAYS.

I finally made it home to DC on Tuesday afternoon. Exhausted, I gave B a call to let him know I’d arrived safely.

B: I cleaned the whole kitchen so you wouldn’t have to come home to the mess I made this weekend! The only thing I haven’t done is clean the cat box today.

LiLu: Ha, okay darlin. I’m in the bathroom now… hey, where’s the litter scoop?

B: Oh, yeah… I had to throw that away.

LiLu: Um… is there a story there…?

B: Well, the toilet got clogged, and… well, it was a bad situation. Just trust me on this.

LiLu: Okay…

B: I used a paper plate. It was rough going, but I managed.

LiLu: Umm…

B: I can stop and get a new scoop at on the way home…

(Note: He’s already staying late at work, and I know this is the LAS
T thing he wants. However, I spent the whole day traveling, so there is a better chance of Texas passing gay marriage than me going back out into the world right now.)

LiLu: No, it’s okay, I’ll give that a try.

B: Call me if it doesn’t work…

Off to a promising start, no?

So, I grab a paper plate (eff you, Mother Nature!), form it into a V shape, scoop up a chunk, and roll it to make a sort of funnel so the excess runs off. This is actually working surprisingly well (I have proven my resourcefulness in similar situations, after all…), and I am mentally congratulating myself on my ingenuity when Murray jumps on top of my work-in-progress.

“Murray, get off!” I yell, and toss him aside. But he immediately jumps back in. Being the genius that I am, I figure as long no squat’s being popped, he’s not really doing any harm, and he seems not to mind my working around his little furry butt. Until…

In the blink of an eye, he backed up, crouched, and fired away.

SQUIRRRRRT.

“MURRAY!” I jumped back in horror. “You just POOPED on my SCOOP!!!”

This is his innocent face.

(Who, ME?)

Now, for those uninitiated with this substance, please let me try to describe what kitten poop smells like.

It smells like someone took a big ole scoop of Northern-Florida-in-August Swamp Ass, and put it in a blender with Ethopian food (aka raw beef) and five eggs so old they have liver spots on the shell. Set on “puree” for two minutes, before bringing mixture to a steady boil on the stove, and SERVE.

Murray’s poop came from the bowls of hell, and I was holding a steaming hot plate of it, fresh for the eatin’.

Oh, look. I just made myself throw up.

This is how Murray felt after ripping ass.


But don’t worry, he got a stern talking to…


Happy TMI Thursday, lovahs!

Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…

verybadcat’s TMI Thursday: Do NOT Google This (Yes, trust me… that IS the right link. *wink*)

cavy’s TMI Thursday: keychains solve everything

WickedCourtni’s TMI Thursday: M is for Maggot

Zan’s TMI Thursday: Revenge is a Dish Best Served…

Sebastian’s The Venetian cavity search

Head Biting Princess’ TMI Thursday: Dirty Sanchez Medusa

Maxie’s TMI Thursday: Trouble in the Fortress

Mb’s Wouldn’t you, if you could?

BigSis’ TMI Thursday: Oktoberfest 2006

jen-tsk’s TMI Thursday – Another Toothbrush Tale

Foggy Dew’s TMI Thursday: “I need a Beef ‘n Cheddar, Stat!”

justjp’s

target="_blank">Fun with a Bedazzler

mylittlebecky’s dog lovin’ (tmit)

verybadcat’s TMI Thursday: Poop Vengeance

Sean’s TMI Thursday: Find a Kid Next Time

JFo’s TMI Thursday: Can You Tell Me How to Get, How to Get to 69th Street?

Liebchen’s TMI Thursday: A different kind of balloon animal

PQ’s TMI Thursday (Guest): Ticksational

Cheddar’s TMI Thursday: This Mojito Doesn’t Taste Right

Jo’s TMI Thusday – Me vs The Mailbox

Wendy’s TMI Thursday: How’d Those Noodles Get on the Ceiling?

Just A Girl’s TMI Thursday: No, I DON’T Want It Back Now

Vittoria’s TMI Thursday: I’m coming! I’m coming! I’m bleeding?

ClaireMontgomeryMD’s tmi thursday: more shorts

Angela’s TMI Thursday: Girls talk about poop

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D. Kendall’s Life’s Lessons Learned Lamely.

Rachel’s TMI Thursday

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{ 132 comments }

1 jeluttrull June 11, 2009 at 11:03 am

Oh-my-my-my…what a way to start the day. That was too good.

2 mo.stoneskin June 11, 2009 at 11:16 am

Ha, I told Murray to do that. I practice telepathy on cats.

I also told Murray to eat some pears beforehand. You know, to get things moving.

3 Shannon June 11, 2009 at 11:22 am

Okay, nothing holds a candle to that description. NOTHING.

4 HannahBlue June 11, 2009 at 11:24 am

SUPPOSEDLY you can teach a cat to use a toilet. Might be worth looking into to avoid future "squirt" incidents. ;)

P.S. Murray is such a cutie!

5 Blondie June 11, 2009 at 11:39 am

Murray is adorable. You just have to love cats with a mind of their own.

6 Malnurtured Snay June 11, 2009 at 11:40 am

You can in fact train a cat to use a toilet, and there are kits, but since you pretty much need to devote a toilet EXCLUSIVELY to the training for a month or so, it won't work if you've only got one bathroom! :)

7 Maxie June 11, 2009 at 11:43 am

at least it was the cute one. that always helps. HA

8 Bird Shit and Baby Caca June 11, 2009 at 11:44 am

OMG! I think I just threw up my breakfast…. thank you for helping out with my diet….lol!

9 Cassie June 11, 2009 at 11:51 am

Oh wow. I sort of skippped the "let me explain what kitty poop smells like" section, because damn, I just ate! lol

10 nothingfancy1 June 11, 2009 at 11:54 am

I don't believe you. Murray is WAY too cute for that. You know…so cute, his stuff couldn't possibly stink!

But I must say…when you mentioned using a paper plate…I thought this post was going in an entirely different direction…

11 Lil' Woman June 11, 2009 at 11:57 am

Thanks for another great poop story…if you don't mind can you send one of these stories to me every morning so I can throw up…it will really help with my weight loss …lol :)

12 SassyLittleGinger June 11, 2009 at 11:58 am

if you got mad at that adorable lil face even after squirting liver eggs and ethiopia out of his ass, you're an evil, evil woman!

just kidding. i would have died.

13 WuTang June 11, 2009 at 12:02 pm

At least the squirt landed on the plate and not your hand. Just saying. He is quite possible the cutest thing ever. I love this new pooper scooper idea.. must try!

Also, NFl swamp ass… have you been here? Cause I think you hit the nail on the head with that one.

14 liferehab June 11, 2009 at 12:03 pm

He's such a cutie, but kitten poop is the worst smelling thing on earth.. especially when you're hungover.

15 Del-V June 11, 2009 at 12:04 pm

You have more poop stories than anyone I have ever know. Keep up the good work!

16 Eric June 11, 2009 at 12:09 pm

Going right on the scoop? Well that's just cutting out the middleman… I agree cat crap is the worst.

17 Brian June 11, 2009 at 12:14 pm

You should make kitten diapers. They can have little Sesame Street faces on them and shit. Sounds like a multimillion dollar idea to me.

18 SingLikeSassy June 11, 2009 at 12:28 pm

Murray is adorable. My two very fat cats do stuff like that too, though. It's like they love you but they just *have* to do these kinds of things to make sure we don't love them too much. The part that kills me is how they look at you as though you are crazy.

19 Sebastian June 11, 2009 at 12:31 pm

Wow… grim. As someone that's had about 15 kittens over the last 10 years, I sympathise fully.

Nice thighs though, m'dear.

20 Marie June 11, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Yes but at least it wasn't you or B who did the squirting this time!

What? I'm just finding the bright side.

21 kimmers June 11, 2009 at 12:35 pm

There really is nothing more disgusting than kitten poop…. except possibly cat pee, because the poop can be cleaned up (even if you gag throught the process) but cat pee is FOREVER.

22 Jessica June 11, 2009 at 12:57 pm

You are waaaay better off having a free flowing kitty than having one who gets constipated. Trust me on this one.

23 Herding Cats June 11, 2009 at 12:58 pm

I'm a dog person, but Murray makes me really want a kitten. Seriously cute! (And TMI never really grosses me out…no shame, I guess?)

24 JM June 11, 2009 at 1:01 pm

lovin the last pic…. tooooo funny!

25 Joanne June 11, 2009 at 1:02 pm

New to this blog …. Luv it!!

26 f.B June 11, 2009 at 1:04 pm

oh thank god there was no blowback onto your face. that smell would've haunted your nostrils for life.

27 Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts June 11, 2009 at 1:09 pm

Eeeiiiiiwwwww!!!! lol

28 moooooog35 June 11, 2009 at 1:15 pm

That recipe sounds like something I ate at Chili's the other night.

29 Beach Bum June 11, 2009 at 1:18 pm

If you go from supermarket brand foods to more expensive foods (higher protein content, and no ingredients saying "chicken meal" — which means leftover parts of the chicken, not actual meat), the poop smell gets a lot better (and they don't poop as much, since it's more nutritious.

(By the way, if you want to kill hours worth of work time, this site was great when I was learning about cats — I grew up with dogs so I was clueless: http://www.thecatsite.com)

30 Miss Scorpio June 11, 2009 at 1:21 pm

Gotta ditto Beach Bum's advice. It does wonders. Also, I'd recommend kitty the Tidy Cat plastic bag box liners. They are a life saver!

31 Wendy June 11, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Cats can be really cute and sweet, but this story is exactly why I will never own one.

32 Megan June 11, 2009 at 1:31 pm

You described the smell of kitten poop so well!

33 Walter June 11, 2009 at 1:35 pm

Yeah,t here is no worse smell than cat poop. It's horrendous.

34 Jules June 11, 2009 at 1:36 pm

And since I know my cats ALWAYS listen to their STERN talkings to….. I'm sure Murray did too. GROSS! And cat poo does smell up a storm, doesn't it?

35 brookem June 11, 2009 at 1:42 pm

BEEN THERE.
um, sans paper plate, but still. cosmo fucking loves tearing up the litter box RIGHT as im cleaning it.
i LOVE the picture of murray after ripping ass. he's too cute.

36 Nikki June 11, 2009 at 1:44 pm

awww, you make the cutest things vile. That is talent.

37 Just A Girl June 11, 2009 at 1:44 pm

Jackson's poop was pretty raunchy. Like if he pooped in my bedroom RIGHT AFTER WE WENT OUTSIDE (sorry, got carried away), I could smell it in the living room, but that was *nothing* compared to the cats. Fuckerface ex's mom's cat used to poop and I would have to go outside.

I'm glad Kismet's tiny little puppy turds barely smell.

38 mylittlebecky June 11, 2009 at 1:49 pm

kitten poop is the WORST! bleck. they always have to go in there if you're trying to clean or right after you clean… little punks.

39 Katie June 11, 2009 at 1:49 pm

I'm still laughing about your description! I'm trying not to pee on myself I'm laughing so hard.

40 ChinkyGirLMeL June 11, 2009 at 1:59 pm

oh no!!! bad kitty! and yeah…I think that description of the kitty poop was just a little too much info for me. lols…I felt like I was right there with ya smellin it. eeeewwww….

41 verybadcat June 11, 2009 at 1:59 pm

eggs so old they have liver spots. yum!

My orange tabby always watches me change the litter box, and the minute I'm done, he gets in there and kicks for five minutes and then makes sure it stinks well enough…

My favorite cat quote of all time is from That 70's Show when Red says "best case scenario, the smartest cat in the world still poops in your house."

Happy TMI! And thanks for taking such good care of my super secret TMI… we don't want my Father in Law reading that, now do we? ;)

42 Shelly June 11, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Um remind me never to have to ever make me a frozen drink! lol!

Murray is too cute! Better to go on the plate than on the rug or like someone said previously on you!

43 Racquel Valencia June 11, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Kittens are TMIs waiting to happen. But so cute! How to stay mad at the puffiness?

44 Jordan June 11, 2009 at 2:06 pm

I have not had the pleasure of smelling kitten poo since I was a kid, but damn if that stench didn't waft straight out of my monitor just now. RRRAAALLLPPPHHH! One of the most graphic TMITs yet – well played lady, well played.

45 justjp June 11, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Lol, "Northern-Florida-Swamp Ass"

This is a condition that plagues all species equally! HA!

46 Liebchen June 11, 2009 at 2:10 pm

Yeah, I just threw up a little bit too at that description.

Or maybe that's just my hangover.

47 Briana June 11, 2009 at 2:17 pm

Well, I WAS hungry. Now, not so much!

That kitty is so cute though!!

48 RachelSmiles June 11, 2009 at 2:20 pm

first! thanks so much for commenting on my blog, second, i left you something on my page :) third! i am going to try and think of something TMI to write today for my first ever TMI Thursday post! :) have a good one!

49 Chris June 11, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Hilarious! I have to come up with a TMI someday…

50 Mike June 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm

For animals that have such stinky insides, cats taste surprisingly good in kung pow chicken.

51 Mich June 11, 2009 at 2:33 pm

even if he pooped AT you… how could you not love that little bundle of adorable-ness???

(i love TMI Thursdays!)

52 Debbi June 11, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Yah. Ew. Cat poop is the worst! At least it was already ON the scoop!

53 Brandy June 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm

I just threw up a little too. Ewww.

And now for the lame portion of this comment…what a cute kitty cat!! Hey, I'm a sucka for a cute face…even one of a smelly, pooping ass kitty.

54 Hayley June 11, 2009 at 2:51 pm

hahaha. I loved this story because I can sooo relate! Minus the paper plate. Plus, I live in North FL so it's extra fun at my house! LOL.

55 shine June 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm

This? Is why I don't have cats. I brought in a stray once and he turned my ceiling fan and lights on at 3 am every morning by jumping on my stomach in my bed. That's guaranteed to scare THE SHIT out of anyone. Then he peed in my suitcase. PEED IN MY SUITCASE. On all my clothes. That smell never comes out.

56 Kim June 11, 2009 at 2:53 pm

Grossness x 100! Cats are weird when you clean their litter box. They'll shit all around you.

57 JFo June 11, 2009 at 3:01 pm

I hope it was at least a Dixie paper plate. Those are at least slightly durable.

58 Wonderful June 11, 2009 at 3:06 pm

That had to be so so gross!

59 Lilseed June 11, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Murray is so cute you just have to forgive him – it's not his fault swamp gas comes out of kitten asses, right? My Luigi thinks that he has to mark the box BEFORE I finish scooping, so I always have a 14 pound cat in there trying to dig while I'm trying to scoop. :)

60 Aritza, Goddess of .. June 11, 2009 at 3:22 pm

Oh boy, that was disgustingly entertaining, thank you :o ) Ewwww!

61 Summer June 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm

I'm sorry you were shit upon, but that kitty is freakin' adorable. I love him.

62 Children of the Nineties June 11, 2009 at 3:32 pm

That is definitely disgusting, although I must admit Murray is totally adorable.

63 poodlegoose June 11, 2009 at 3:37 pm

Wait, where did that kittens legs go? Did B shake them off?

64 Kellie June 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm

Ewwww… gross! I had no idea that kitten poo was so utterly disgusting. I sometimes have to wipe my dogs ass when he leaves a dangler. Thank goodness his doesn't smell like that!! (Not that it smells like roses, but it's not THAT bad!)

65 Cheddar June 11, 2009 at 3:41 pm

As adorable as they are, kittens are foul foul creatures. The whole kitty litter situation is exactly why I don't live with my moms and why I keep trying to convince her the cats would not get hit by a car if she let them be "outdoor cats" and if they did that she wouldn't really be that upset.

66 Colby June 11, 2009 at 3:43 pm

He's almost cute enough to make me overlook my hive-inducing cat allergy. But the poo issue, I had no idea. Bowels of hell? Nicely done.

67 Julie Q June 11, 2009 at 3:51 pm

oh no! don't eat Murray!!!! i love how the cat knows he's too cute to get in trouble in that last pic…

68 WickedCourtni June 11, 2009 at 4:17 pm

How could anyone be mad at that face?

(I'm talking about B's.) Heh.

69 Nickie. June 11, 2009 at 4:20 pm

aww ur cats tooo freakin cute! attack of cat is never good. i feel like he was trying to give u a hint..like hey lady! i have to poop…ok? you're not moving, then i squirt on that totally silly looking thing you got for a scooper. yup..my thoughts exactly. lmao!

70 Soda and Candy June 11, 2009 at 4:22 pm

Hahahaha, yes, I have smelled cat poop. It is not wonderful.

71 Soda and Candy June 11, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Also just quickly, on your last post, I was just joking about the boogers & tampons! You are of course a lovely friendly person and a good storyteller, and THAT is why you get so many comments!!!

: )

72 repliderium.com June 11, 2009 at 4:30 pm

I wonder if that would go best with coleslaw, or fries?

73 flipflops June 11, 2009 at 4:32 pm

My favorite part is that you don't appear to be wearing pants in the "innocent Murray" picture.

74 Miss_Nobody June 11, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Omg,Ew.But he is such a cutie!!

75 Vittoria June 11, 2009 at 4:53 pm

i am in love with murray. except that i slept over my friend chelsea's house last night and HER baby manchego left a present for me right as i got out of the shower. i felt like i needed to get back in to wash the stank off me. ewwwwwwww.

76 Kristina P. June 11, 2009 at 4:56 pm

Cats are the direct descendants of Satan.

But, Murray is pretty darn adorable.

77 Wendy June 11, 2009 at 5:30 pm

I like the gradient colors on the "SQUIRRRRRT" – nice touch. :)

Oh, and I did my first TMI Thurs… prob pretty tame, but I figure better start slow. Hah!

78 parkaveprincess June 11, 2009 at 5:42 pm

omg… I don't think those pictures could be any cuter.

79 Hannah-Lane June 11, 2009 at 6:01 pm

ahhh kitten poop…quite possibly the foulest thing ever. especially when it ends up in your shoe. Be glad it was just on your paper plate.

80 Nashe^ June 11, 2009 at 6:03 pm

..but kitty's so cute!!

81 Lauren June 11, 2009 at 6:04 pm

lmao! that was hilarious!

82 Deutlich June 11, 2009 at 6:05 pm

cats do the darndest thing. for seriously.

83 ♥Caroline♥ June 11, 2009 at 6:06 pm

I love how descriptive you are. I could almost smell it..lol

84 Alice June 11, 2009 at 6:40 pm

oh god, kitten poo is really an entity all to itself. a VERY VERY SMELLY ENTITY.

85 Big Money Tony June 11, 2009 at 6:47 pm

This among a million other reasons is probably why I have no pets. Don't get me wrong, I love animals, just don't want them living with me.

86 Titania June 11, 2009 at 6:51 pm

I don't believe it!! Nobody (kitty) with that sweet innocent expression can do that (right? RIGHT? yeah, right)

87 Organic Meatbag June 11, 2009 at 7:00 pm

I am convinced that my cat is the most foul sack of entrails and shit I have ever smelled in my life…cute, yes…sweet, yes… however, his shit smells like the bathroom of a Dennys restaurant after the raving hobo derelict came in and took a Hepatitis-infused diarrhea spill all over the floor…

88 freckledk June 11, 2009 at 7:16 pm

Too cute, that little pussy.

We need to shoot a remake of Milo and Otis, starring George and Murray.

89 Mr. Apron June 11, 2009 at 7:19 pm

God.

You're a genius.

If only I could train my dog to shit directly onto objects intended for its discard.

90 Kate June 11, 2009 at 7:33 pm

Dax does this to me all the time. As soon as I reach for the scoop, he feels the need to contribute.

91 bex June 11, 2009 at 7:34 pm

Wow. My friends and I talk about poop A LOT (really, people around us get uncomfortable), but that was HANDS. DOWN. the best imagery I've ever heard.

You are my hero.

92 hannahjustbreathe June 11, 2009 at 7:40 pm

In times of true desperation, I actually went the "wrap my hand in a plastic bag and scoop it out" route…which was disgusting (pass the bleach, please!) but definitely efficient.

When I first got my 7-week-old kitty, I couldn't believe A. the size of my kitten's poop (he fits in my hand!! how can he have that much shit in him?!) and B. the smell of it (he fits in my hand! how is that ginormous and raunchy odor coming from such a small butt?!)

93 Katelin June 11, 2009 at 7:50 pm

you have some of the most entertaining cats ever, haha.

94 nikki June 11, 2009 at 7:53 pm

Excellent kitty cat TMI!

I mailed your book today :)

95 Kelli-Sue June 11, 2009 at 8:32 pm

is it bad that i was hoping that you said that it landed on your hand and not the plate? sry Lilu!! hehe…

One less thing to scoop… right?!

-KS

96 Sadako June 11, 2009 at 8:36 pm

LURV the stern talking to. And the cat after he ripped one. That is so what I do when I poop on ice cream scoops.

97 ms. mindless June 11, 2009 at 8:43 pm

um, wow. that is why i look at cats and don't have one. he is pretty adorable though!

98 Stephanie (Manifest Green) June 11, 2009 at 9:02 pm

I haven't gotten sh…I mean pooped on by a cat. I did however get peed on by my dog last week. Poor girl.

I am often compelled to start the TMI Thursdays, but I have way too many to choose from. Maybe next week.

99 Hanako66 June 11, 2009 at 9:35 pm

ha!

I came home to a house filled with what must have been 5 mounds of dia the other day-on my carpet!…jager had gotten into the apricots from our yard…nasty business

100 down and out chic June 11, 2009 at 9:52 pm

i have dogs, not cats but your description was so good, i think i smelled it through the computer. eeeewwwww.

101 Krystyna Lizabeth. June 11, 2009 at 10:30 pm

oh my. how horrible.
but he is such a cute kitty that i bet you couldn't stay mad for long :)

102 amanda June 11, 2009 at 10:48 pm

murray just wanted to be included
in TMI Thursdays. clearly.

he is a smart and clever (and cute) kittah cat. he knew what he was up to all along.

and look-his plot totally worked.

103 Bon Don June 11, 2009 at 10:53 pm

AWWWWW so cute!!! There is no way you could stay mad at a face like that!!

104 amindinmotown June 11, 2009 at 11:18 pm

Oooo, cat poop is THE worst. Nasty. Cute face or not, I'd be pissed!

105 Blaez June 11, 2009 at 11:52 pm

i got an award and passing it on to you!!

106 Fidgeting Gidget June 12, 2009 at 12:15 am

So I see you're the featured blogger on 20SB…CONGRATS! You're officially a celebrity.

107 JoLee June 12, 2009 at 12:27 am

"You just POOPED on my SCOOP!!!"

ha! he can get away with it though b/c he's the cutest thing ever.

108 drollgirl June 12, 2009 at 12:46 am

barf!!! i have many a cat poop story (sadly!), but this one was a dandy. nasty nasty NASTY!

109 D. Kendall June 12, 2009 at 1:51 am

Awwww, how could you ever be mad at that cat? But yes, kitten poop is like one of the world's worst scents.

110 alexa - cleveland's a plum June 12, 2009 at 1:56 am

i just stopped by to tell murray i i love him.

111 Meghan June 12, 2009 at 1:59 am

Murray is sooooo freaking cute he almost makes such an offense alright. Almost.

112 Somewhere In Between June 12, 2009 at 2:32 am

So, my TMI may have to wait until next Thursday…yours was enough to keep me thoroughly entertained for today!! And don't worry, you always inspire :) Especially the posts about poop.

113 Foilwoman June 12, 2009 at 3:37 am

Good thing kittens and babies are cute, huh. If you can handle cat poop (which is much grosser) you can handle babies. Thanks for linking to Vittoria's post re unsqueamish guy in her life, which makes me wonder, yet again, how squeamish people ever manage to have sex. Do they bring the hand santizer with them? And is a partner of a squeamish person ever the recipient of oral sex? Just wondering, move along now.

114 hautepocket June 12, 2009 at 4:45 am

First, I LOVE Murray. Second, this reminds me of the time I tried to dislodge a turd from the toilet with a plastic spoon. Yes.

P.S. Idiots, unite!

115 Elizabeth June 12, 2009 at 5:05 am

Ah. Cats! I love ingenuity in men…I don't think I have ever, ever heard of that before! Incredible!

116 erinwalker June 12, 2009 at 6:22 am

Well, if it makes you feel any better, my 2 year old cat who should know better peed under my fridge… and I just discovered it, possibly a few days old.
Your kitten is super cute!

117 WendyB June 12, 2009 at 1:32 pm

In that last picture, that man is about to eat your pussy!

118 LiLu June 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm

jeluttrull: You are welcome, my dear.

mo.stoneskin: I KNEW it was you! Gah!

Shannon: I worked hard on it. Too much?

HannahBlue: We've definitely been thinking about doing that… it's hard with one bathroom, though!

Blondie: I don't think his mind had anything to do with it.

Snay: Yeah, we are a 1br 1ba, so I think not, unfortch.

Maxie: You are evil. And I love it.

BS&BC: I'm here for you, babe.

Cassie: That was the crowning jewel!

nothingfancy: You'd believe me if you smelled it…

Lil' Woman: Weight Watchers, you listening? New diet idea!

SLG: You're right. I couldn't even be mad. It was too funny.

WuTang: YES, I have. I knew you would appreciate that ;-)

liferehab: And I'd spent hours in an airport… so of course I was.

Del-V: I am a veritable well of poop. Stories!

Eric: I wish someone would cut ME out of the scooping of the poop…

Brian: Genius. Be my sponsor?

SLSassy: Well, I am crazy, so…

Sebastian: I probably should have cropped that picture more…

Marie: Silver lining!

kimmers: I hear them whizzing and it goes on FOREVER, too. How can they hold so much?? (And why am I listening to cats pee?)

Jessica: Oh, I will.

Herding Cats: If only they'd stay kittens forever…

JM: I love ALL my animals. Even B. ;-)

Joanne: Why, thank you! Loving YOU!

f.B: Thanks for THAT visual.

Tee: Yes ma'am. Indeed.

moog: It came in a bread bowl, right?

Beach Bum: I hear ya- it'll be better once we wean them off the wet food, too. Right now they're doing both.

Miss Scorpio: I got some of those, but somehow I seemed to make a bigger mess with them…

Wendy: Fair enough! Ha.

Megan: It's a gift. Poop descriptions.

Walter: 100%.

Jules: How could he not, when B looks so fierce? ;-)

brookem: You would have a cat named "Cosmo"! Love it!

Nikki: And I'm proud of it. xo

JAG: Jackson? AWESOME.

mylittlebecky: PUNKS is right. I shut them out, now, when I clean…

Katie: Go ahead. Pee. I dare ya!

ChinkyGirLMeL: It's never too much! It's TMI Thursday! xo

119 LiLu June 12, 2009 at 2:21 pm

verybadcat: You are welcome! NO, we sure don't!

Shelly: Very true. You people are so glass-half-full! :-)

Racquel Valencia: He's getting less puffy and twice as big! It makes me sad in my pants.

Jordan: That's what I was going for. WAFTING.

justjp: Ha! I knew you'd appreciate that.

Liebchen: Can't it be both?

Briana: You're welcome!

RachelSmiles: Thank you so much, love. You are the bestest!

Chris: You know you want to…

Mike: I figured someone had to go there. I'm glad it was you.

Mich: Me too, dear. Me too.

Debbi: That's true. Easy disposal!

Brandy: He is freaking adorable. LUCKY FOR HIM.

Hayley: YES! You know exactly what I mean, then! :-)

shine: Shouldn't have left your suitcase open… CURIOSITY AND SUCH.

Kim: I know! What is with that? Supah weird.

JFo: Cheap supermarket brand. Notsomuch.

Wonderful: Unbelievably so.

Lilseed: A 14 pounder would have made this story much more graphic…

Aritza: Lots of pictures, too! xo

Summer: You can have him. Wait, no… I guess I'll keep him. For B.

Children 90s: He is a squish, that one.

poodlegoose: He deserved it!

Kellie: MINE smells like roses. Truth.

Cheddar: Awww, don't kill her kitties!

Colby: Bowels? Gettit? Hahahaha

Julie Q: I know. He's all nonchalant, like "what you gonna do? Please."

WickedCourtni: SNARF. Look what you did there!

Nickie: That's fair, I suppose. When ya gotta go…

S&C: Oh, I know you were joking! The tampons and boogers are just my bells and whistles :-)

repliderium: VOM. Thanks.

flipflops: They're short shorts! Shuttup.

Miss_Nobody: Truth. It saved his hide.

Vittoria: "Stank" is right. They have powerful bowels, these kittens.

Kristina P: He could win over anyone.

Wendy: Thank you, thank you. And for playing!

parkaveprincess: I know. I'm a lucky girl :-)

Hannah-Lane: Oh, it's been pretty much everywhere by now… gross.

Nashe: I know. Lucky for him…

120 LiLu June 12, 2009 at 3:12 pm

Lauren: Thanks, love!

Deutlich: You should know. ;-)

Carolnie: I am pungent, if anything. What?

Alice: Amen to that!

BMT: You know what? I COMPLETELY understand.

Titania: Ugh. You wouldn't say that if you smelled it…

Organic Meatbag: Wow. Your description rivals mine…

freckledk: GENIUS.

Mr. Apron: Ha- touche… I suppose I should be looking at it like that!

Kate: I know- does it have to be such a tangible contribution?

bex: WIN!

hannahjb: EWWWWWWWWW especially if it's all hot still? Gross!

Katelin: Weird things gravitate towards me…

nikki: Yay! Thanks so much!

Kelli-Sue: Oh, EW! You are evil! ;-)

Sadako: I don't think I want to know…

ms. mindless: How can you not love that face?

Stephanie: Yes! Do it!

Hanako66: I still love that you named him Jager.

d&o chic: Waft it. You know you want to.

Krystyna: I wasn't even mad. I just laughed. How can you not?

amanda: He is a little attention whore! … Just like his mama. :-)

Bon Don: At least it didn't get ON me…

Blaez: My world? You rock it. Thank you so much!

Gidget: THANK YOU! That made my week! :-)

JoLee: Yeah. B's the same way.

drollgirl: "A dandy"! I need to start using that!

D. Kendall: The worst EVER. For reals.

alexa: He loves you back.

Meghan: ALMOST is right. Not quite.

SIB: Oooo, I'm excited now…

Foilwoman: My girl Vittoria always rocks on TMIT! She is inspiring, for sure…

hautepocket: Um, can you say TMI Thursday? Do it!

Elizabeth: He's like Man vs. Wild. Only in my house.

erinwalker: That does make me feel better, strangely…

WendyB: HA! It took over a hundred comments for someone to say that! Gold star!

121 Andhari June 12, 2009 at 3:14 pm

I said it once i'll say it again : I should not read your tmi post while eating dinner. Remember once I ate breakfast while reading your tmi post then I was starving for the whole day lol

ps. your bf isn't really stern enough with Murray.

122 Kristin June 12, 2009 at 6:13 pm

Sometimes a guy's just gotta rip arse. And Murray is soooooooooooooooooooo adorable!

123 Lisa Chelle June 12, 2009 at 8:00 pm

You have me rethinging the entire – get a cat thing!

124 ClaireMontgomeryMD June 13, 2009 at 1:41 am

it never ceases to amaze me how the tiniest cutest things can produce the most disgusting things. mary is another case in point.

125 bigmamacass June 13, 2009 at 7:21 am

lmfao! that is a sight! :)

126 LiLu June 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm

Andhari: A lot of people have mentioned that my TMI Thursdays are great for their diet… ;-)

Kristin: A GUY… exactly! Ha.

Lisa Chelle: Oh, it's worth it for the cuteness.

ClaireMMD: Ha! Oh, Mary… love that girl.

bigmamacass: It was unbelievable. Trust.

127 a!k0 June 13, 2009 at 7:54 pm

LOL murray is so cute!
yeah i know how that feels like,
i have 8 of those lil devils at home
well actually 4 is the lil devils
and the other 4 is a big ass devil
altho its interesting that they like to jump in the litter box while were cleaning and scooping poops out of harms way…

128 BarbiePhobia June 14, 2009 at 12:39 am

Awwws Murray is just tew frickin kewt!! ^.^ poo n all!

129 The Demigod June 14, 2009 at 2:17 am

I think that fart down your throat is a MUCH much better choice. LOL.

I shall partipitate next week!

130 Blaez June 14, 2009 at 4:53 pm

omigod. i know!! as a new kitteh mommy… ewewewe!! Kai's ass STINKS!

131 mn125 June 19, 2009 at 4:37 am

awww, one year!!!! *tear*

in other news, i met a bunch of massholes last night at my bar and we talked about you. you know, all ya'll stick together and stuff :)

132 spleeness August 6, 2009 at 12:46 am

freaking awesome. I just finished reading a vomit post, and saw your link in the comments and wandered over here. I think I might thow up again on my screen. You are my hero!
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