There Are No Words.

by LiLu on June 22, 2009 · 101 comments

in BEATDOWN bitches,WE might be clinical,a reason to drink- like i need one,dc life,friends,funsies,i'm a dork,leggings... and heels,promising TMIs and confessionary tales

And that, my friends, is how it’s done.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be off recovering until I’m 50.

AWESOME SAUCE.

(For an recap that actually uses ‘words’ and stuff, click here.)

{ 101 comments }

1 Maxie June 22, 2009 at 11:19 am: Good weekend. It deserves a slow clap.
2 Mr. Condescending June 22, 2009 at 11:23 am: Sh*t LiLu I was hoping for a pic of you doing the carlton dance.
3 miss rambles June 22, 2009 at 11:25 am: BOOOOOOOOOOOOB!

tht was the word you should have used

BOOOOB!

and i love it!not enough women out there embrace the powers of the BOOOOOB!

lol
4 Lucy June 22, 2009 at 11:27 am: My head hurts just looking at the pictures, any hugging the toliet this weekend?

Was that Michael Jackson?

Your weekend was definitely a good one!!!
5 cavy June 22, 2009 at 11:32 am: i think we deserve a standing ovation for awesomeness. and nice swirl on the face…haha.
6 Kali June 22, 2009 at 11:44 am: I am so jealous. SO JEALOUS.

Also have you noticed how all you blogging girls are hella beautiful? Maybe there's a correlation between you being awesome bloggers and gorgeous people…
7 Jules June 22, 2009 at 11:48 am: I definitely need to move to DC. Today.
8 Fearless in Toronto June 22, 2009 at 11:58 am: Jealous, jealous…y'all look divine and I wish I could have been there…
9 Mike June 22, 2009 at 12:01 pm: miss rambles took the words right out of my mouth.

There was cleavage EVERYWHERE!

Bow chica wa wa!

Good job, guys!
10 Eric June 22, 2009 at 12:04 pm: Look out, girls giving new meaning to the word 'partying'.
11 Lemmonex June 22, 2009 at 12:12 pm: I considered calling in awesome today…or dead.

Holy crap. My liver and my wallet will never be the same.
12 Jerrod June 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm: a lot of good boob there.. doing the robot… and did you just write awesome sauce? girl after my own blogging heart….
13 PQ June 22, 2009 at 12:24 pm: Too hot for words.

<3
14 jen June 22, 2009 at 12:26 pm: aww, my boobs are jealous and want to come play with you boobaliscious ladies! (hmm, not literally play with you though)
15 ria June 22, 2009 at 12:33 pm: looks like so much fuN!
16 cavy June 22, 2009 at 12:38 pm: i just went and got a jamba juice with about 6 energy/rejuvenation/vitamin "boosters" to get me through the day.

i still feel like ass.

but it was totally worth it.
17 Suburbia Steph June 22, 2009 at 12:44 pm: What is it with that Michael Jackson song? They play that everywhere here too!

Don't stop til ya get enough….
18 Sheri June 22, 2009 at 12:46 pm: Looks like you had a great time!
19 alexa - cleveland's a plum June 22, 2009 at 12:47 pm: couple of things to note:

1. did you guys all color coordinate on purpose each night?

2. where did cavy and maxie get those trucker hats?

3. BOOBS! you all are rocking them. the one pic of you and lexa especially. rawr.

4. i wish we could get the elves that live in our blackberry's to tell us where they store our voice notes.
20 Dmbosstone June 22, 2009 at 1:00 pm: Thanks god somebody had fun this weekend…

I actually had a good time and I feel equally destroyed.
21 pithycomments June 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm: oy. This swirly face doesn't remember being in Cavy's boobs, but I'm not surprised. I tend to fall into boobs when I'm drunk.

ps. you ladies are the hawtness!! Thanks for the awesome time!
22 f.B June 22, 2009 at 1:08 pm: that MJ medley was so serious.

also, i don't even really remember leaving.
23 Marie June 22, 2009 at 1:16 pm: I live vicariously through this blog.

That is all.
24 Bird Shit and Baby Caca June 22, 2009 at 1:17 pm: in the last few pictures were they doing the Robot? if they were I am in love LOL
25 SassyLittleGinger June 22, 2009 at 1:25 pm: i don't even know what to do with all of this amazing cleavage.

one big motorboat for you all because I LOVE YOU guys and i don't even know any of you.
26 Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts June 22, 2009 at 1:42 pm: Were you doing the Robot in that last pic? Awesome!!! I MUST come party with you guys! lol
27 Debbi June 22, 2009 at 1:42 pm: Yep. Your cleave was GREAT that night– well done on showing the girls off in a classy and sexy way!

Looks like a fun time!
28 Nickie. June 22, 2009 at 1:46 pm: Looks like you had a great weekend!
29 justatitch June 22, 2009 at 1:48 pm: I'm so damn jealous. Clearly, I need to get my ass to DC so that I can be part of dark videos shot to MJ's "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough."
30 Alice June 22, 2009 at 2:07 pm: i shall be calling on you ladies for a re-creation of this weekend when the lovely makarlin rolls into town…
31 justjp June 22, 2009 at 2:08 pm: Too. Much. Hotness. Just. Can't. Take. It. Must. Drink!
32 Kate June 22, 2009 at 2:08 pm: My boobs would like to go out with your boobs.
33 pinkjellybaby June 22, 2009 at 2:12 pm: oh my…so many pairs of great boobs! i'd say I wish I'd been there but I think I would have felt inferior!
34 floreta June 22, 2009 at 2:14 pm: lol loving the boob comments

yessss so good!

i agree with pinkjelly :X
35 freckledk June 22, 2009 at 2:15 pm: Calling in awesome is one of the best ideas I've ever heard, Lem.

Love the pics! Wish I could have made it. Alas, PT job in the a.m. + dogsitting + old age + general lameness = no going out on Saturday nights! Boo, me!
36 Jon June 22, 2009 at 2:18 pm: Gotta get me that brand o' mayhem STAT.
37 Mich June 22, 2009 at 2:24 pm: holy BOOBS batman!

looks like you had a blast~!
38 Shannon June 22, 2009 at 2:31 pm: So, when do we hang out? Ah hahaha.
39 WendyB June 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm: I never get invited to the fun parties.
40 Kristina P. June 22, 2009 at 2:47 pm: Your friend Maxie has the best pout ever.
41 Children of the Nineties June 22, 2009 at 3:15 pm: Clearly, it's been said, but boobs are out of control. In a good way, of course. Always a good way.

Looks like a fun night!
42 repliderium.com June 22, 2009 at 3:19 pm: Being that I'm Irish I have a spare liver if you need to borrow it.
43 SkylersDad June 22, 2009 at 3:19 pm: Your video moved me, I laughed, I cried, it has changed my life! ;^)
44 Mel June 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm: Looks like you had all the fun!
45 Wonderful June 22, 2009 at 3:23 pm: I'm glad you survived the weekend
46 The Novelista Barista June 22, 2009 at 3:35 pm: LOL funny picturess!!!
47 moooooog35 June 22, 2009 at 3:43 pm: Is 'boobtastic' a word?

Because that's what's coming to mind here.

Boobtastic.

(trademark pending)
48 amanda June 22, 2009 at 3:55 pm: pictures are quite lovely.
i like all the hand action going on.
49 Kristin June 22, 2009 at 4:08 pm: Lots o' boobage! Glad you guys had a fun weekend
50 peterdewolf June 22, 2009 at 4:11 pm: As awesome as those pics were, some do make a fella curious for an explanation.
51 inkpuddle June 22, 2009 at 4:11 pm: And you all lived?
52 ...love Maegan June 22, 2009 at 4:14 pm: omg you guys are adorable! looks like fun …hopefully the recovery doesn't suck too much
53 WuTang June 22, 2009 at 4:33 pm: dude you have awesome chesticles. I'm jealous!
54 Deutlich June 22, 2009 at 4:38 pm: YAAAY for the smilies this brought!
55 JoLee June 22, 2009 at 4:50 pm: I'm so sorry I missed all the boobs. My boss tried to poison me and I was best friends with the toilet for about 20 hours.
56 Meghan June 22, 2009 at 4:53 pm: Those photos are amazing. Well done ladies!
57 WickedCourtni June 22, 2009 at 4:58 pm: that pic of your cleavage makes me want to motorboat the shit out of you.
58 Fizzgig June 22, 2009 at 5:00 pm: hey was it twin night, or did you all dress in pairs totally on accident???
59 Nikki June 22, 2009 at 5:01 pm: I was thinking the exact same thing Fizzgig. The first photo I thought she was kissing a mirror!
60 PerplxinTexan♥ June 22, 2009 at 5:02 pm: and the sad part is you guys were sober….

oh wait that's my weekend.

*slowly backs away*
61 Katie June 22, 2009 at 5:06 pm: So, what happens if I photoshop my face into those pictures?

A) I become internet predator
B) It makes me feel closer to you guys.
C) I'm going now.
62 Jon June 22, 2009 at 5:16 pm: As a side note, I'm amazed at the number of comments!

(Must rethink my own blog. Must…)
63 Steam Me Up, Kid June 22, 2009 at 5:20 pm: NICE! BOOBS!

Alla y'all. Was this a nice boobies convention? No wonder I wasn't invited.
64 Nikolett June 22, 2009 at 5:20 pm: That looks like an amazing weekend! Loving the person in the last photo doing the robot … my favourite move ever.
65 Anna Russell June 22, 2009 at 5:22 pm: Look, I need a boob job and since you guys have awesome boobies, I'd like you each to donate a lil' bit of them so I can have bigger ones.

Or, y'know, not, just a suggestion.
66 Titania June 22, 2009 at 5:26 pm: It's been a while since I've seen so many boobs together. Booby party!
67 Hanako66 June 22, 2009 at 5:27 pm: Nice

…and I agree with Anna Russell, you guys could give me a little too
68 Liebchen June 22, 2009 at 5:37 pm: Phenomenal, by all accounts. Sounds like a win all around.
69 ÄsK AliCë June 22, 2009 at 5:54 pm: I love the color coordination going on in all your adventures!
70 Kris June 22, 2009 at 6:04 pm: I too was involved in alcoholic debauchery this weekend. It was my 20th grad reunion, and, you know, regressing to the age of 17 for the weekend is really f*cking fun.
71 Elizabeth Marie June 22, 2009 at 6:06 pm: You know what…it's like the tweets just came to life.

This is amazing.
72 Ali June 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm: Just found your blog through 20SB. Big fan!
73 Sarah, The New Girl June 22, 2009 at 7:03 pm: NICE! So glad you had fun
74 emma June 22, 2009 at 8:37 pm: Wow. Impressive. I'm kinda jealous. Glad you so clearly had fun, though!
75 Jenni Jiggety June 22, 2009 at 9:10 pm: That's right ladies…don't stop till you get enough (or until they throw you our or you puke…whichever comes first).
76 Kellie June 22, 2009 at 9:14 pm: Holy hooters LiLu! Looking good girlfriend! And THAT is how it's done!
77 Cheddar June 22, 2009 at 9:42 pm: I especially enjoy the excellent use of hands and hand signals in these photos. Hands and made up gang signs are so underrated, as are swirly faced people. So hot right now.

Well done all of you.
78 Wearing Mascara June 22, 2009 at 9:46 pm: LOL I definitely think the swirly faces add to the pictures for sure! xoxo
79 Katelin June 22, 2009 at 11:42 pm: as i said on maxie's post, you guys are awesome and i seriously want to hang out with you if i ever make it to your states again. seriously you ladies are ridiculous and love it.
80 ♥Caroline♥ June 23, 2009 at 12:20 am: looks like alot of fun!!
81 b is for brown June 23, 2009 at 12:53 am: you seriously crack me up!
82 Mandy June 23, 2009 at 1:24 am: Looks fantastic! So jealous of all the fun!
83 Rena June 23, 2009 at 1:40 am: Looks like good times were had. Splendid.
84 Suburban Sweetheart June 23, 2009 at 1:45 am: Oh hai cleavage.
85 Suburban Sweetheart June 23, 2009 at 1:46 am: Oh hai cleavage.
86 just me June 23, 2009 at 1:52 am: Gotta love those zany girls weekends…

Next time, I expect strippers in mass quantities.
87 Sebastian June 23, 2009 at 2:14 am: "No, I have the best boobs."

"No, I do."

"No, really, mine are bigger and look, my cleavage goes on for miles and…"
88 hautepocket June 23, 2009 at 2:26 am: I am impressed. And by 'impressed' I mean 'jealous.' Well played, ladies.
89 Cheap Seats June 23, 2009 at 4:23 am: Looks like you ladies had a blast! I also live vicariously through you're lives, lol.
90 Jaxie Fantastic June 23, 2009 at 4:28 am: The Cheap Seats comment was mine! That's my new sports blog, so I don't torture you with it on my regular one.
91 Katie June 23, 2009 at 4:28 am: Looks like you had a great time!
92 mn125 June 23, 2009 at 6:06 am: bia! your vid just scared the bejesus outta lil Otis!! which must mean it was a good time? love you
93 Blondie June 23, 2009 at 10:53 am: I love all the swirly faces..funny..
My boobs wanted to join you guys! Wouldn't a Florida gal be great to add to your gang? Nice ta tas ladies!
94 hannahjustbreathe June 23, 2009 at 12:30 pm: Wow…

Yep, that's about all I can say. Wow.
95 headbitingprincess June 23, 2009 at 3:02 pm: The swirly face is exactly how i felt after eating 6 jellow shots in 15 minutes .. then drinking vodka and schnappes as quickly as possible .. what was my name that night ????
96 CC. June 23, 2009 at 3:35 pm: next time im in dc (which is often) im going to look at ur twitter and find you and rock out with you! it seems that my friends end up in a lot of the same places as you! bourbon is a classic right around the corner from my old house goodness i miss dc, a lot!
97 Joy @ BigTimeFancy June 23, 2009 at 7:46 pm: Everything about this post is full of win.
98 Andhari June 23, 2009 at 7:52 pm: Seriously, seriously, seriously I wish I lived nearby so I could meet all of you awesome girlies Looks super fun!
99 meleah rebeccah June 24, 2009 at 1:13 am: Now that looks like a great time!
100 Meandering Mel June 24, 2009 at 2:56 pm: You guys are freaking hilarious. I love it!
101 Blaez June 27, 2009 at 12:22 am: looks like u had a great time!! yay