I’m going to take a page out of my lover Maxie‘s book and rock out with a Would You Rather Wednesday. (Check out all her WYRW’s here.)
Don’t worry, it’s not quite so vile as last time…
For the menfolks!
Sit through an entire performance of “Menopause: The Musical” (no commentary or paintballs allowed)
or…
Have to be a bartend at a bachelorette party, but you are in the body of Roseanne Barr, so you can’t flirt or anything, you just have to sit there and listen to the women yammer on and squeal about penis cakes while you mix all their foo foo drinks?
Oh, also, it’s at this place:
For the ladeez:
Be stuck on a deserted island with Spencer Pratt for a week…
or…
Make out with Carrot Top on national television for two full minutes?
TRANNY ALERT!!!!!
Housekeeping: You want me fluff your pillow? (I know you do, you cheeky monkey.)
1. Thanks for all the input re: shortened posts in Google Reader. I had no idea it was such a charged issue! But I hereby promise to never abridge my posts in there again. Mostly because I looked at The Bloggess‘ and she doesn’t do it and yes I would jump off a bridge if she did because I’m sure she’d have a good reason for doing it, like we’d fall into Narnia before we hit the ground and have tea with Mr. Tumnus when you all thought we’d be DEAD! You just have to believe, people.
2. Thanks to multiple hours spent talking about the grossest stuff we can imagine with my BFeffinF Maxie, I remembered a TMI Thursday that will go down in the books. Read: You will probably never come back here after tomorrow. Actually, that’s not true, because I told you about the time I touched my shart and you still come back for more. Gluttons. (Lex, I promise no poo!)
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I'd make out with Carrot Top. Because it's just two minutes and then you're done. And I could close my eyes and go to my happy place…or at least try…
A week with Spencer Pratt would have me in jail for the rest of my life because I'd murder him in cold blood after less than two minutes.
Thank you for posting that picture of carrot top.
Both the picture and mental picture.
I ate a bit too much for breakfast and the purge was refreshing.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find some windex for my computer screen.
Is it just me or does carrot top look like he could be decent looking woman? I just sayin!
And oh, those men are gorgeouss… can I haz one?? or two? Or all of them??
Wow…. tough choice. I think I'd rather gouge my own eyes out with a spork than either for men. A rusty pulled out of the trash remnants of ham pattie day stuck to it spork.
I'm with Hannah up there. Spencer just needs his taint punched. Spolied little girl that he is.
definitely two minutes make out session with carrot top. for sure i'll die and go to heaven if i'm to spend a week with that pratt.
I would rather have Mike Tyson use my scrotum as his punching bag for 5 minutes than to accept either choice for the dudes…
Oh, and I would gladly slingshot an icepick through Spencer's throat…
Dude, be stuck with Spencer Pratt. No contest. I could just make fun of him the whole time.
Honestly, I think I'd rather spend a week with Spencer Pratt. He's a douchebag, but I'm pretty good at tolerating those people. I'd have nightmares of Carrot Top's lips, though… Ehhh.
I think Carrot Top has a pretty nice body. If I closed my eyes I could totally pretend he was someone else. It is only two minutes…
You know I love spencer pratt. I'm on that like white on rice.
i'd have to take carrot top. 2 minutes of pretending he was someone else vs. a life spent in prison for murdering spencer is an easy choice.
I would make out with Carrot Top simply because it is a shorter period of time. Or maybe I would go on the island with Spencer. I'm sure he'd find a way to get himself killed and that would be worth seeing.
Is the island tropical? IF it is deserted then no one would know where the body was so I could enjoy a nice week's vacation on a tropical island!
Oh and I saw Thunder from Down Under and they are pretty to look at! Oh and I threw myself across 3 of their laps!!! It was a photo op I could not pass up!
Make out with Carrot Top because a week with the other crazy? Well let's just say one of us (me) would be arrested for murder. And I'm just too cute to go to jail.
carrot top FTW.
at least he never said
"we hope we'll always be famous. we feel blessed to be famous."
- spencer pratt, on his newfound spirituality.
make out with carrot top because 1) spencer pratt is a diva and a dick and 2) I have a thing for gingers.
Carrot Top. Hands down.
My retina's just burned!! Thank you!!!! UGH!! I guess I'd have to make out with Carrot Top but I'd have my eyes closed the whole time!
I'm going Spencer because Carrot Top kinda scares me!!
carrot top. it's only 2 minutes … how bad can it be? bad i think. but i'd have to hurt spencer if i were on a deserted island with him. cause him immense pain so he could no longer speak. ideas?
spencer because i would torture the piss out of him for a week straight, plus i don't make out with fellow gingers. no exceptions.
totally spencer pratt! i wouldnt touch carrot top with a long stick.
at least on an island you could just run away and hide for a week. or sit and talk to him – just totally feed into what an awesome 'celebrity' he is. become best friends, braid each others hair. or mustache in his skanky case.
Definitely menopause the musical.
This is a very thought provoking WYRW! I'd definitely choose the make out sesh with Carrot Top because at least he wouldn't be talking and I could close my eyes.
As much as I don't like Spencer Pratt I think I would much rather be with him on an island than make out with Carrot Top….ugh…
Carrot Top makes me dry heave a little.
Ugh, I'd have to bartend. There is no 'unhearing' of Menopause the Musical. Plus, I'm not intimidated by the dancer guys slightly better pecs, not one bit.
Your a jerk LiLu, I'd have to bartend. Ugh.
I hope your TMI tommorow redeems yourself.
That's a tough one. My first thought was to make out with Carrot Top, as disgusting as he is. But, on second thought, I might be able to deal with Spencer Pratt. If there are no cameras around, I bet he's not as annoying, and who could pass up such a prime opportunity to annoy the shit out of Spencer?
How does anyone not pick Carrot Top here?
The Spencer thing comes with a jail sentence for murder and I'm sure that Heidi thing (is she even a person? Really).
Oh, I clicked through for hilarity! I'm really digging the whole jeans-wearing look those guys have going on!
I'm picking Carrot Top. That's a hideous pic of him, but I've seen him in commercials, and his bod is FINE! I'm all for believing he's pretty wild when the makeup comes off.
I'll take the week on the island. I'm hoping its a pretty decent sized island and I can just get lost.
Carrot Top? BARF! Man?Woman? who can tell? Barf.!
Carrot top – I can close my eyes and pretend it isn't him lol.
If I had to spend time with Spencer I think I would kill him and claim self defence because he's an asshole and being an asshole is aggressive lol
carrot top. while it would be awful it would be over in 2 minutes and i could resume my life
i have no idea who carrot top is but i'd rather snog him for a whole hour than spend a minute with 'spencer pratt by name prat by nature'. He is the ultimate dick.
oh *bleugh* what's my forfeit if I do neither?!
omg id definately make out with carrot top. If i had to be stuck with spencer, I'd murder him and my life and freedom is too valuable to me. I never was subjected to this douche before im a celebrity….
i wish someone would punch him in the face. Fo realz.
The week with Pratt. Hands down. I can't effing stand Carrot Top.
I'd take the week with Speidi.
I would totally let Spencer Pratt eat me out.
I mean, I would pick the Spencer one even though he's a huge douche.
**But I would never return the favour!
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Bartender…no question.
After the chicks realize that the hot guys are going home with the hot girls, there's nothin' for me but desperate leftovers.
And desperate, my dear, is my bread and butter.
I have nightmares where I've been transformed into Roseanne Barr. How did you know?
I'd take the week on the tropical island. I can ignore anybody. I'm afraid two minutes with Carrot Top would feel like two weeks, especially if he had stinky breath. Which he might.
total carrot top, all the way. Uh, red heads are hot, right? ;P Maybe he'd kiss like a girl– apparently (cough, not like I'd know), girls kiss softer than men.
I'm thinking desert island…just because I could either hide, OR Spencer could meet an unfortunate accident.
Also, coincidence that his last name is Pratt? I think not.
Oh my… Carrot top is just too scary looking… I'd take the deserted island. and feed spencer pratt to the crocodiles or any wild animal that came my way. lols…
I'd pick carrot top but wash my mouth out after the two minutes. Spencer gets on my last damn nerve.
Oh Lilu… you never cease to amaze me with the random strange things you post about… LOL
… i would have to choose carrot top because… well… i could just close my eyes and he really does have a BUILT body (which i find kind of creepy since his face is so effed up).
As much as I hate and am disgusted by Carrot Top,but spending a week with Spencer would be akin to suicide,slow suicide due to bleeding ears brought on by the crap he talks.I would rather suck face with a redhaired douche than spend even a minute with Spencer.
At first I said Oh Jesus, I'll take Spencer because Carrot Top is so goddamn foul I can't even look at him. Then I watched that video, and now I would floss with one of Carrot Top's little ginger pubes rather than spend another second with SP.
Thunder from Down under. Definately.
He's soooooooooo not cute but, I'd have to pick Carrot top. Ewww. I gotta go brush my teeth now. Thanks!
i would def rather spend a week with spencer on an island, his face does not offend as much as carrot top
Although I hate dumb people, I live my life by another rule: never, never make out with a ginger. And if you do, don't do it in public (or on national tv). I'd be ruined forever. Thinking about carrot top makes me want to vomit. And imagine all the weird props he'd try to get involved.
*shudder*
At least with Spencer I could throw coconuts at him or teach him to dance while I played my organ.
I will get you for this. I promise. But:
The.. the musical. Damnit. There's just no way I'm dressing as Roseanne Barr on the off chance Tom Arnold is there that night and hits on me.
If I were a girl, I'd certainly choose to make out with Carrot Top on National TV. People do all kinds of retarded-ass shit on National TV– so that wouldn't really be any skin of my hypothetical labia.
Also, after the two minutes were up, I'd twist his nuts off.
Being a guy, though, I'd definitely rock out as a fat, moobed bartender at a penis-caked bachelorette party. Sure, you have to listen to vapid tweety brains giggle and snort over the "realistic" gumpaste pubes on the penis cake, but you also get to look down all of their shirts as you're pouring the drinks.
And that, by gumpaste, is worth it.
I agree with Baking With Plath – it'd be far easier to be with Spencer & goof on him all week.
Carrot top looks like a woman – and he just annoys me beyond belief…
Are you kidding? Spending a whole week on an island with Spencer Pratt would be CAKE. Basically, I'd go all John Locke on his ass, a la LOST, and make him think I'm actually crazier than he is (hidden hatches! smoke monsters! the OTHERS!). He'd be so confused and missing Heidi so much, he'd probably jump into the ocean and get eaten by a shark and then I'd be a happy camper.
Wow, I think I gave that WAY too much though.
Well, youuurrrr TMI post might not have to do with poo, but mine?
It definitely will.
Glad I finally have something TMI-worthy to share! It's been awhile.
How bad is it that I'd make out with Carrot Top any day over five minutes with Pratt? Ha. Fuckin' hate that bastard. I cannot wait for the Speidi divorce!
I can at least stand to look at Spencer. What the hell happened to Carrot Top?!?!
Why is there no option to have someone kick a fork into my head?
everyone of these is just replusive. but at the horror that is Carrot Top on someone's lips. I'll go with…and I can't believe I'm gonna say it, "Menopause the Musical" UGH
I would make out with Carrot Top of 2 minutes. Whatever, I have made out with weirder.
And I am just too pretty for prison and that is where I would end up after a week on a deserted island with Spencer Pratt. And I would be the only one leaving that island alive.
I'm terrified of Carrot Top, end of story.
i would LOVE to spend some time with
spencer on a deserted island. umm…he's hysterical. his ridiculous antics would make me super giddy. we'd fight like little school girls-and i'll relish every second of it.
I'm going with Spencer Pratt for a week. NOTHING could ever make me make out with Carrot Top for 20 seconds, let alone two minutes…especially if it's being broadcast to the general population. Oh HELL no.
I'll tell you why I'd pick deserted island over Carrot Top. Because at least on a deserted island, I can hide! Run away. There's room. I can arm myself with sticks and something poisonous so he doesn't come near me.
I will sit through the musical, thank you very much.
Spencer Pratt
hands down.
I would rather be stuck on an island with Spencer.
Why?
Because I could beat the ever living shit out of him and then laugh in his face,
Carrot Top. Hands down, no contest.
I just got finishied catching up to weeks of your blog. How I have missed thee. Um yeah, Carrot Top is a hot tranny mess so I would have to go with dancing in nature with that Spencer fellow. I would go all Lord of the Flies on him. See who comes out of the jungle alive.
I sleep through lots of musicals so musical it is.
hannahjustbreathe: Ooo, good call… murder is bad… (unless it's him).
Mike: Here, borrow this.
Tough Girl: Trannylicious!
Cunning: I would be honored to punch Spencer's taint.
the girl: His last name is just so fitting, ain't it?
Meatbag: Throat? I like Cunning Linguist's idea of the taint.
BWP: You would destroy him… and it would be glorious.
Megan: He is the douchiest. And he'll probably win an Emmy for it.
Lemmonex: I am refraining from commenting on what you said on gchat. *JUDGE*
Maxie: You are not bringing him to any meetups. JUST SAYIN.
Lana: Touche, my dear.
Cassie: Please to video tape it, too!
Shelly: Sure, it's tropical… but he will tag along everywhere you go to tell you about how famous he is.
Marie: You ARE too cute for jail. xo
cavy: Spencer should start his own religion, like Scientology. Speidiology.
JM: A diva AND a dick, and that is a hard combo to come by. Ugh.
verybadcat: This is so weird how it's 50/50 and everyone's so sure! Love it.
Tee: Sorrrryyyy. And eyes open!!
jen-tsk: Plus you'd get a tan at least.
bonnie nicole: Hmmm. I bet the monkeys would help you torture him…
SLG: That "rule" sounds like a blog post…
alissa: I have an image of you braiding his flesh colored beard in my head and it is HILARIOUS.
Walter: Por que?
Bethie: I am nothing if not thought provoking. In the grossest way possible. <3
Court: I dry heaved just searching for a picture of him.
Eric: You are a brave soul.
Mr. Condescending: I'm not a jerk! I'm an "entertainer." Gettit?
Lisa: I bet he is EVERY BIT as annoying, but you could totally turn the tables on him…
shine: She is not a person. She is a brainless alien blow up doll.
Sassy Britches: You did the right thing clicking through. They're all never nudes!
nothingfancy: He would stalk you the whole time. But it's still not as bad as putting your mouth on Carrot Top ON NATIONAL TV.
Serena: That case is SOUND, my lady. No jury could convict!
Katie: No you couldn't… you would forever be the girl who made out with Carrot Top!
miss*H: I just fell in love with you for saying 'snog'. Love it!
pinkjellybaby: You have to make out with Spencer and his flesh colored beard.
Fizzgig: I bet he's been punched in the face. A lot. It's not working.
Jaime: Brave girl!
brookem: What if you had to watch them do it? On a related note, do robots have sex?
Margarita: Oh, VOM! You win for grossest comment, my dear.
moooooog35: None of them are going home with Roseanne, my dear. Not even the bisexuals.
Flubtastic: We share this horror.
Cyndy: His breath smells like cat farts. I know it.
Debbi: Ha! Were you wearing cherry chapstick?
Liebchen: Is "unfortunate accident" supposed to be in "quotes"?
ChinkyGirLMeL: BRILLIANT, my dear.
Blondie: With gasoline, right? Ugh.
Mich: "Random strange things"- Yup… that about covers it.
Penny: Such venom! I love it!
Steam Me Up: I was wrong, Margarita. Steamy now holds the grossest comment award.
Chris: Even as Roseanne?
Kylie: He's beyond not cute. He's TERRIFYING.
RachelSmiles: Carrot Top is NOTHING if not offensive, it's true.
Cheddar: Yeah, I could totally see him whipping out an accordian or something. Bagpipes? Ooo… that could get kinky.
f.B: Tommy Boy's just a big ole teddy bear! You don't want a piece?
Mr. Apron: Two words I never thought I'd see next to each other: "hypothetical labia." Leave it to you, my dear…
LMB: He's worse than Dustin Diamond, I think. I was choosing between the two of them.
Holly: You did. But it is BRILLIANT. I think you win.
tabithablogs: I'm scared, in a good way…
amindinmotown: Me either! It is going to be DELICIOUS.
Kristina P: His mom CLEARLY didn't love him.
TPC: No no, that's for the guys! You HAVE to choose Spence or Carrot Top!
E: "Whatever, I have made out with weirder." BLOG IT.
Chelsea: Me too. For reals. I imagine it is akin to people's fear of clowns.
amanda: It sounds like you have a crush on him… VOM.
theblacktulip: And who knows, maybe you'd come back with lip injections and fake boobs!
Miss Rosa: Something poisonous? He IS poisonous! It has no effect on him!
SkylersDad: Brave man.
Deutlich: Ew.
WickedCourtni: Please to tape it, thanks.
adriana: Ewwwwwwwww.
Oxen Cox: My money's on you, love
and welcome back! Missed ya.
BMT: Every time you fall asleep, you will be engaged in a 30 second tickle fight with Snuffleupagus. BOO YA
OMG. Carrot Top is so horrendous. Spencer is completely annoying though. I think I would pick Spencer and I would end up killing him, cooking him over a fire and eating him. What? It's only for survival purposes. Wouldn't I die w/o food for a week? I pretty much die of hunger pains after 2 hours of not eating!
Delicate sensibilities huh? Did you have me in mind?
;op
Can a man take the Roseanne option? Err, that would be weird.
Definitely Carrot Top. He's gross and all, but he does have some nice muscular arms. And I would end up stabbing myself in the throat with a sharp implement if I had to spend any time with that idiot Spencer.
I met Carrot Top last fall in NYC – he is actually cute in person, not as wacky looking – so I Would make out with Carrot Top
spencer pretty over carrot top for sure. cause in spencer's case, i wouldn't have to touch him. i know that hiv can't be transmitted through heavy petting, but in carrot top's case i'm sure there is a loop hole. he makes my skin crawl.
I would make out with Carrot Top like he was the last man on earth, as long as it meant I didn't have to ever meet, spend time with, or have anything to do with Spencer Pratt (who has to be one of the most annoying people ever).
At first I was all "Carrot Top! Definitely Carrot Top" but then I was like "Carrot Top? Seriously?" so I changed my mind to Spencer Pratt. But then I punched myself in the ear because really? Spencer Pratt? And then my head melted because I CANNOT CHOOSE! They are both so bad.
So happy to have full length posts back! Usuall I delete people who truncate but I didn't want to delete you. I <3 you!
Thunder Down Under, huh? I'm pretty intrigued. I would like to go to said place, no promise to not pinch though
Aw shit, that's tough!!! I know if I tried to hide from Spencer on the island he'd probably stalk me just to twitter about how much he loves torturing people. But Carrot Top is scary. But only two minutes. But national tv?? I don't know what to pick!
I'd take Spencer for a week. At the very least I could drown him (or myself) in the ocean. Hah!
Do you think Spencer's parents are proud of their baby boy? I'd go with Carrot Top.
The desert island would be fun, with or without Spencer Pratt.
You can swim, climb trees, sunbathe, drink coconut milk, beat a reality tv star's head in with the coconut shell, put him on a spit and roast him over an open fire, underneath the starts….fun fun fun!
the stars, that is.
the stars, that is.
I would have to go with Carrot Top (yuk), because I HATE Spencer and would definitely kill him.
I would have to go with Carrot Top (yuk), because I HATE Spencer and would definitely kill him.
Carrot Top scares me so!
Sure, you abuse our sensibilities but you know we love it.
These are some pretty tough choices, though I do admire your specificity. I guess I'd say Carrot Top, chased by some industrial strength mouthwash. Two minutes trumps a week any day.
Carrot top. I loathe Speidi. Plus I'd probably be more famous than Spencer after a 2 minute tongue wrestle with "the" famous fire crotch.
if i had real internets, i'd see how many people agree with me, but instead i just have to say, carrot top, HANDS EFFING DOWN.
Bartending wouldn't be so bad, it'd be just like live porn and, as we all know, guys love porn. And, best of all, you'd still have the memories.
So death isn't an option, huh?
I guess I'd go for carrot top. Unless I got to kill Spencer Pratt on the island in a Lord of the Flies type fashion. In which case, sign me up!
menopause the musical. because what if you become trapped in R. Barr's body
Oh shit. I am laughing so hard right now, my boss is probly wondering what the hell is wrong with me. When I laugh hard I snort. I couldn’t help but read some of the comments and oh. My. God. LOL! Is that video of spencer for real? Here I thought he was a spoiled little shit, no wait he’s an asshat and he goes and proves it further. Id take the week with him so I can rip into him. Carrot top? Oh god I’d have nightmares and he should seriously think about having a sex change, he looks more and more like a woman everyday.
I suppose I'd have to say Spencer, but can I bring ear plugs and a giant paddle?
Kellie: I'd say that's a win, 100%.
mo.stoneskin: That option was FOR the men! It's supposed to be weird. Deal with it.
blissfully: You'd have to fashion that sharp implement from island materials first…
Zipcode: Fair enough. Pictures?
Mb: Mine too. Like I'm covered with fire ants. I bet that's just the VD he'd give me, too.
Tonya: This is the best WYR ever! I love the fire in the responses.
Hillary: Don't let your head melt! Speidi's not worth it!
CageQueen: Fixed, just for you, my love! xo
Andhari: I don't promise either. No way!
Angela: Oooo- I didn't even say whether you could Twitter or not! But that would make it so much better…
Wendy: Preferably him, please. You'd be doing us all a service.
freckledk: Good thing you clarified. I thought it said "sharts"…
Summer: Who says that's a bad thing…
Sadako: I know you love the abuse
Children 90s: Specificity is key in WYRs. People and their loopholes!
Nikki: He IS "the" famous fire crotch… you might be right!
Vittoria: I commented on you so you'd know. I'm good like that.
FoggyDew: Wait. You talking about the girls or the Thunder??
Hopers: This is the third mention of Lord of the Flies, I think. He better HOPE he never ends up on an island with any of us…
JFo: TRUTH. You are a thinker, my dear.
Larissa: You have to choose! That's why it's so horrible!
bikramyogachick: Ooooo, kinky…
It's sick I know but I happen to love men that wear eye make-up except for that frickin guy on MTV that is trying to find chicks…what ever his name is I can't remember but he has fake hair I know it!!
I'd take Spence. Carrot Top freaks me out.
I would rather die than be stuck with Spencer. Pucker up Carrot Top!!
Carrot Top without a doubt. I hate that fucker spencer pratt. Although I'd be able to beat him up on that island…
Spencer Pratt… just please no blonde beard!!
No question. Carrot Top. I hate the idea of giving the spawn of Satan any further attention that the whore he is demands.
i have to reject this challenge! horror factor one million!!! bah!
and natalie portman was such a good answer! not sure if she is as funny as you, tho.
i would rather be stuck with spencer pratt.
at least then i could kill him.
i have a theory that if i accomplished that, i would be awarded a medal of honor not jail time
I would like to be stuck with Spencer because I am pretty sure I can out-bitch him…and if anyone needs to be out-bitched, it is SPENCER.
totally make out with carrot top. as vile and gross as that would be. i'm pretty sure i would try and drown myself if i had to be on an island with spencer. gah.
Carrot Top, especially if he brings some of those highlarious props.
You have NO idea how amazing this movie is. Tori Spelling is such a whore! It's called Coed Call Girl.
And the movie after? Uncaged Heart, which is about a prison psychiatrist who is attracted to an inmate. Tonight is going to be pretty damn good.
So would take the Carrot Top challenge. I couldn't take 2 seconds with Spencer Pratt!!!!
DEFINTELY carrot top. i might even make out with a homeless man for 2 minutes rather than spend time with douchey mcpratterson.
Ooh, ooh, where can I sign up to make out with Carrot Top??? Oh, that's for the girlzzzz.
I'll be joining your TMI Thursday tomorrow, it's just about time I did again.
Spencer Pratt hands down….heck, I'd spend the week with the full Speidi combo before letting Carrottop antwhere near me.
2 minutes is SOOOO long!!
I think I just barfed in my mouth after reading make out with carrot top …omg OMG. the first one …but spencer is such a douche. …wait, did that show start? I totally wanted to watch it.
Fun fact. I TOTALLY met one of the Thunder from Down Under guys in Vegas last summer. Also, TOTALLY gay. Somewhat disappointing, really.
I think I'd have to go with Spencer. I'm pretty good at tuning out annoying people, and he'd be too busy with all of his personal maintenance issues to be bothered with me. Maybe we could even do a day of beauty and give each other manicures and touch up our highlights. Just kidding of course – I don't color my hair.
spencer, definitely. Carrot top… just WRONG.
And what is the this google reader shortened posts business? I'm so computer retarded it isn't funny.
I'd make out with carrot top. He wouldn't be talking and I could close my eyes. Spencer Pratt bugs me so much I sometimes get the urge to punch myself in the face. If I spent a week with him I would have to turn myself in for abuse.
Totally, hands down, make out with Carrot Top, vomit in my mouth and all, for two minutes. Spencer Pratt is the world's biggest douche.
I rather be stuck with Spencer. There's alot more things I could do to either annoy him or ignore him.
I would never make out with Carrot Top..never ever ever ever, you'd have to pay me a billion dollars.
JTILII: Bret Michaels?
Katie: Fair 'nuff.
throughlalalashes: Kissy kiss!
Kim: Silver lining…
Bon Don: FLESH COLORED beard!!
Colby: But you could probably kill him…
drollgirl: No rejection! If you reject you have to make out with Spencer. Boo ya! And thank you
Krystyna: I concur. Completely.
Jenni: I would pay good money to see it, too.
Katelin: But you could drown HIM!
WendyB: Ewwwwwwww.
Rebel Mel: I am so jealous! Save me a glass of wine
Nicole: On National TV?! You are brave!
Alice: Okay, but I get to pick the homeless guy…
Cameron: Bwa haha! Priceless. Ly disgusting.
teasinglydiverse: That is some serious Carrot Hate! Not that I blame you.
Katie: An eternity, with THAT attached to your lips.
Maegan: I do too. Shhh, don't tell anyone…
Sarah: But not at all surprising, somehow.
Kate CH: Genius. Love what you did there.
WuTang: Don't worry your pretty little head about it- everything is back to normal.
JPP: But at least he'd be abused! You're doing good, there!
Jordan: Agreed. B and I decided last night Evan from The Duel is a close second, though.
Nickie.: A GAZILLION BILLION dollars for me.
I love would you rather- my 11 year old brother got it for my sister for christmas and he was going to read us a few before he wrapped it and the first one he flipped open to was " would you rather have sex with… uh, lets go to another page" and then "would you rather mast-er-bate…um… lets go to another one" haha, priceless.
Um…neither…I think I would rather risk jumping into the ocean. I meant carrot top is definitely out of the question.
Spencer COULD be possible if I don't ever see him, or he's kept in some kind of a bamboo cage, and his lips sealed with duct tape…but he won't starve.
I just contradicted my earlier answer. oh wel
First of all, you, me and Mr. Tumnus. We have to invite the beaver guy too though. I like him.
Secondly, Spencer Pratt. But just because I'd like to be on a desert island for a week.
lol
this is a close one, but I have to go with the king of all douche bags…spencer
CT is too nasty
I would MUCH rather make out with Carrot Top. At least he's KIND OF funny and he does have those muscles. And I wholeheartedly LOATHE Spencer Pratt!
You are such a professional, it's scary.
Valerie: AHAHAHA! Now I know what to get my dad for Father's Day.
AWKWARD…
chaos: Contradiction is the new black.
Jenny, TB: Deal re: Mr. Beaver. But not his wife- five's a crowd, and all.
Hanako66: It is a close one, though. Ugh.
meleah rebeccah: Desert island, though! No?
Martha: That's the new thing called sarcasm, isn't it?
I know, I know, I'm so awfully behind on these things. And regardless of the fact that I own a penis, I'm going to answer the women's question: I would be all black widow on Spencer Pratt. Do 'im den kill 'im.
*shrugs
PS: I TOTALLY worked with Australia's thunder from down under back when I was a nurse. I went with them on their asian tour and dear sweet jeesus on crack that was fun. Also, perpetual hard on, just sayin.