People, this day will go down in history. Get out the red pen, and put a little heart on your calendars.
For THIS is the day that my BFeffinF Maxie has created a masterpiece that will define the year 2009 in every history book for the rest of time.
(At least in the blogging world.)
And we all know, that’s saying something.
<————— Huge Dork Anyhoosits, perhaps you have heard of a little overplayed yet undeniably catchy and awesome song called "Pokerface", by one legendary yet herpalicious force known as Lady Gaga? No? Let me enlighten you…
Okay, got that?
Well NOW, I give you the new anthem of the blogging world… just one more stepping stone on Maxie’s and my way to the Colberts, the Ellens, the Perezes and the SNLs of the world…
“BLOGGER FACE”
(Original youtube link here. Please to spread it around the blogo/tweeto/interverse, thankyouverymuch. Spread it like the herp on steroids. The people deserve to know.)
People, she wrote, directed and produced that video, if you can believe it. Maxie, my darling… you are a musical GENIUS. All I can say is, I am honored to know you…
And I can’t wait to drop our rap video on these peeps in a few weeks. Isn’t that right, Cavy? *wink*
It’s going to be the whitest thing of hilarity to ever hit the interwebs.
In other words… AWESOME SAUCE.
UPDATE: CLICK HERE FOR THE LYRICS!!!
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*clapping and hollerin'* Simply tremendous. Your adoring groupies request MORE!
Does she need hits?
Because I'm looking for something to look at.
IT'S ON LIKE KONNNNGGGGG.
i've never been more excited to thug out.
FO REALZ.
lol…I saw that this morning when I first got to work and I almost pissed my pants.. I am sending it to Perez right now..
I fucking love Maxie!
p.s. if you can shoot me a email at:
littlewoman068@gmail.com
i have a question to ask you : )
I LOVE IT! MAxie, you're awesome!
She's awesome. Absolutely awesome.
LOL!! LUVS IT!
Lady GaGa and Christina Aguilera are the same person, right? Right?
Yep. Gettin' old.
I LOVE YOU, LEEEEEELOUUU
When are we getting our own reality show? Seriously.
Woohoo…. Love it!!!
hahahaha LOVE IT. I am so glad someone awesome finally made fun of that song. Nice.
blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blog-ger-face!
Love it!
*Standing ovation*
it really is the blue feathers. they're the key.
I can see why she's your BFF. Hilarity!
Agreed. The blue feathers RAWK. Maxie- you're awesome, and a hot chic to boot!
Damn "The Man" for blocking YouTube on my work computer!!! Argghhh! I have a feeling this video would quickly snap me out of my Morning morning slump.
Sigh. Guess I'll just have to wait until later. Hmph.
Maxie is very talented – that was a stitch.
It's gonna be HUGE!
That's great! I hope Maxie makes it to the Today Show, David Letterman, Ellen, and any other show that blows her skirt up. She deserves it!
That's hilarious. Great video. Kudos for posting it.
It's the hair feathers that got me!
Good job, Maxie.
Rap video? you have NO idea how excited I am for that one!
I am now in love with her too.
I. FUCKING. LOVE. MAXIE.
That is all.
AHHHHHMAZING! That was effing awesome. Love it.
I feel like I know an honest-to-goodness celebrity. Amazing.
wow.
Maxie rocks!
best video of my life. i'm listening to it on reply ya know.
I'm going to get one of those video playing picture frames and put this on it, and then put the picture frame above my fireplace mantel.
I watched. I loved it. She is all sorts of awesome.
'Enuf said!
Life Uncensored gives it two thumbs up, the world hasn't been blessed with such musical genius since the days of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Kudos!
I think she has to be featured in my new video lmao soooo great!
*passes out from the awesome*
maxie, you are my hero.
i'm pretty sure the only thing to do now is to choreograph a dance sequence a la ladygaga to maxie's version… no?
I've been thinking of some lines for a guy version of this…
How are these, Maxie?
"I would show my breeders,
Just to get some readers."
or…
"I would show my penis,
Just to get some new subscribers to my RSS feed-eris."
I'm an amateur.
Great lyrics. And the one take is impressive.
Maxie I love you!!!!!!!! That just made my day!
That was hilariously funny! Nicely written too. =P
Way to go!
Thanks for stopping by my blog! Yours cracks me up!
oh i love this!! hope perez posts it!! LOL!!!!!!!
My. God. This is pure genius.
L.O.V.E IT!
excuse my while I go change my panties because I just pissed my pants laughing so hard.
*frantic scribbling of little red hearts on calendar, spills onto wall in an overflow of little red people dancing, cheering and singing jubilant songs in a red-ink frenzy of ecstacy*
Crap, how do I explain this to the missus?
lol
awesome
So very awesome!!!
Why on earth do you keep giving me these videos I can't watch?!? Anything with sound is NSFW. Waaaaah. I want to play along and quit playing catch-up from home!
That was hilarious. I can't believe she did that all in one take. I'd have little edit gaps all the way through.
Dude……I love her come hither look. She IS a musical genius.
That is the best. thing. ever. Totally made my Monday.
SpecTACular! She rocks!
Stumbled into your blog…thank you for making Monday bearable!
PS-gave you two awards!! head on over to my blog to get em! =D
Uhh. WOW. That was so awesome.
Different gravy.
proof that its good, is that i watched it on all three blogs i saw it on today.
i have a short viewing attention span you know.
so shes lucky.
Christina: More is coming. Trust.
moooooog35: Stop hitting on my future wife.
cavy: We need to start thinking costumes…
Lil' Woman: I hope you really did!
Kate: She is a genius.
sleepyjane: So true.
Tee: YES!
Fearless: They might as well be…
Maxie: LEEEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOUUU
MeL: Me too!
Sarah, TNG: The song… AND ourselves. Brilliant!
Cyndy: You'll be singing it all day…
Nashe: *stands with you*
f.B: They match the 80s eyes. Genius.
Colby: Life is good with her around.
Summer: She is beautiful inside and out. And I'm not even trying to be corny.
hannahjb: Make sure you do! It's SO worth it…
LMB: She will be famous one day. Trust.
Serena: Spread it around!
CSP3: It is my life mission to see that she does. After all, I'm going to be living in her mansion.
The Girl: Thanks, dear.
Debbi: You should be. For reals.
Kristina P: The whole world will be soon!
Jossie: Agreed 100%.
Desiree: It made MY day. Nay, my WEEK!
Liebchen: You sure do.
vazenchick: Very much so.
SkylersDad: She does!
alexa: Oh, me too, dear. Me too.
Eric: Please to make me one as well!
Marie: Amen to that!
rondamarie: Off to youtube Marky Mark… I freaking LOVE those songs.
Andhari: Everything she touches turns to gold!
Alice: Ooo, good call!
moooooo35: I just sent her that and she said she loves you.
JFo: Right? She is amazing.
Eggy Mayers: Musical GENIUS, no??
Lizzy: Glad to hear it
Kristen: He will if he knows what's good for him!
flipflops: PURE.
Nickie.: Thank you so much, sweetheart!
JoLee: That's fair.
mo.stoneskin: Show her the video. She'll understand.
Hanako66: Right??
Maryellen: She thanks you.
SoMi's Nilsa: I'm sorry! Just make sure you do… it is PRICELESS.
Vic: Me too… but Maxie's a PRO.
Kristin: I love the smile at the end. Little vixen!
kellymarie: Mine as well, dear. Mine as well.
Lisa: She rocks HARD.
BS&BC: I'm so glad you did!
Briana: The awesomest of awesome.
rubbish: Now I'm hungry.
Fizzgig: She is TALENTED, not lucky.
That was the balls.
I have a question.
Did lady gaga used to be a man?
Gross.
Maxie is amazing.
That is all.
*throws panties at Maxie*
That'll go down in blogging history. It's going to be legend- wait for it- ARY!
i have watched her vid at least 5 times today. i even had my boss watch it {his wife blogs}.
it is bad on verge of a full out obsession….
I must say this video rocks. I told maxie she should pass it along to the higher record people. You never do know. I mean heck, they liked lady gaga. Angh.
love it. maxie this is a gem!
God, I can't stop commenting on this. Everywhere. Hysterical. SO HARD.
I LOVE IT!!!!! I'm sure that it will be a hit with Ellen and she will be singing it to a live audience!!!
Jesus fucking Christ. If I did not already love Maxie, this would seal the deal for me.
I see why you love her.
after a youtube-less day at work and a looong happy hour i only finally JUST saw this amazingness.
i'll show my tits if it gets me hits
if you copyright them will you pleeease post the lyrics???! pure poetry.
Maxie, you are FANTASTIC!
Your friend IS a musical genius! Is she available for parties and weddings? No seriously! That was hilarious.
who cares about that ho lady gaga!!! this is fucking hot! she is hilarious! gorgeous! she can sing! i bet she can dance!!! dammit, the girl's got talent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOL!!i love the second video she made my day. I have to agree with drollgirl. GAGA is not hot. i have always thought she was a dude bc if you look at her crotch, y am i always looking there i dunno i'm pervy, there is always little bumps like she's tucking not so well. duck tape, gaga, duck tape.
Wow. If I wasn't in the office, I'd watch it all day long.
Ohhhh, Maxies on to something — the two of you should have your own reality show. I would definitely tune in every single week!
Agreed. MAXIE IS AMAZING.
I'm so jealous that SHE made this up and I didn't, but I love her all the same.
I…I am in disbelief. Amazing disbelief.
Hilarious, I love it! It would be so nice to have the texts too
Wonderful! Awesome job
I love this video… blahblah blah-ger! Thank you! Autographs please 
I freaking LOVE it! Best Video Ever!
Wow, what a video! I loved it..She can sing too! I have to agree best video ever!
Jenni: "The balls" is right!
Mike: Your speculation is not unfounded… that's all I'm saying.
Deutlich: TRUTH.
JPP: I hope those were used panties. What?
The PDO: AWESOME. I watched it on repeat for like an hour. It's mesmerizing.
Larissa: We emailed it to Perez… and I encourage everyone to do the same!
Katelin: I will keep it for always.
Sub Sweetheart: Just give it. Don't fight it.
Caroline: She better take me as her guest!
Hillary: Deal? SEALED.
Spellbound: How could you not?
Lusty Reader: They're posted on her blog! I put up the link.
Angela: She is amazing, truly.
SMB: Why yes, we both are!!!
drollgirl: Gaga ain't got those feathers OR that sass!
Awesome Sara: You and Mike are on to something, methinks…
K@Blog Goggles: I did anyway… very, very quietly.
Mandy: So would I! Oh wait…
Katie: She is a godsend.
hautepocket: Yup. That's about right.
Miss Eve: I posted the link to the lyrics!
Connie: She'll sign your tits, if it gets her hits
meleah rebecca: #1! #1!
Blondie: Hells yeah!
this needs to get out into the club scene!!!
this is totally the blogger anthem, I am so putting this on my blog… i can't get enough of it!!!!
Maxie- you are awesome!!!!!!
now that's what i call talent!
I am so glad i have never really had problems at the dentist.
I want the power to heal
do some good for people.
Holy shit. That is amazing. AMAZING.
"I'll show my tits if it gets me hits"
LOL
Maybe I should try that on PCI
Three words: Ho Ly Shit. She is fabulous.
damn i missed the fun! this fun is still going around like mad, right?
Love it! Finally just watched it and love it!