Comments on: I am the Lamest Super Hero Ever

By: Mermanda

Mermanda — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:23:02 +0000

I had my root canal Wednesday and it was actually the easiest dental procedure ever. I didn't feel anything after the numbing magic. (I'm not a super hero.) I have to go back next week though b/c my tooth was too "calcified" for him to finish it in one visit. Doesn't that sound sexy?

By: Sassy Britches

Sassy Britches — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 15:49:14 +0000

I'm going to assume that somebody has noticed this besides me? I thought Soviet Union was part of Asia? So Captain Planet doesn't include Europe or Antarctica does he? Hmmmm…

And I do believe that Jon Voight is the man who gets things done. Roooowrrrr.

By: Anna

Anna — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:42:58 +0000

That clip made my day. Captain Planet was my favorite cartoon when I was younger.
Though, I always thought Heart was a boy….

By: Cee

Cee — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 01:20:35 +0000

eeeeeeep!!!

That is so scary.

So far I've been blessed without ever having a cavity or (eeeep!) root canal. I hope my dental genes of titanium hold up for the rest of my life! (Though I will have to get my wisdom teeth out this year... boo !)

By: Lil' Woman

Lil' Woman — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:16:08 +0000

I think you go to Jon Voight when you want bisexual children, not soo much super powers.

By: amindinmotown

amindinmotown — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:04:52 +0000

Ah, what a crappy dentist appointment. I think the novacaine shot is worse than the procedure half the time…

By: LiLu

LiLu — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:26:27 +0000

just me: Amen to that. Ugh.

Kellie: I LOVE THAT! And THIS is why you're my e-bffie.

Kristin: Oh lord, I hope I never need another. One was enough...

Brandy: A HORRIFIC curse. Damn you, life!

Lisa: Would you expect anything less from me? ;-)

Cameron: I think that's more expensive... but at least there's the happy ending!

rebeccah: I try, my dear. I try.

Maxie: I am holding you to this. The used condom is ready. What?

theblacktulip: Did it work? I sent you some of the power...

Mr. London St: That was pretty good, actually.

amanda: I'm glad someone does!

Shop Girl: If only we could put our powers TOGETHER...

BeckEye: Your teet aren't in your asshole...?

Elizabeth Marie: I got NO drugs. Bullshit!

Sub Sweetheart: What an asshat! I wish you had bitten a finger off.

floreta: YES. And also, YES.

Amber: True. No enclosed spaces, for sure...

alissa: I did! Hilarious!

ChasingParadise: Oooo... I'm sorry! Hopefully you don't have my power.

Sadako: YES!

Jessica: Thank you, love! I might just have to pimp myself out tomorrow (Friday)...

blissfully: Doesn't he?? There's just something about Jon... and congrats!

Constructive Attitude: Original is right. :-)

judgeygirl: Oooo, that would be a cool one.

WendyB: It's about as awesome as mine... aka not. ;-)

Elizabeth: You're the only person to comment on the Palin joke. I thought that was gold!

hautepocket: Touche.

JPP: YOU'RE gross. But I love it.

Mr. Apron: See, that's why I like you. You're a THINKER.

LMOXO: Interesting... now I want to bite you to find out. Too much?

adriana: Apparently she's a tranny, for starters. I guess s/he was a pioneer of sorts.

Twinkie: Oh, and I just got some. THANKS.

Claire: Sorry. I blinked wrong.

K @ Blog Goggles: Ooooo... you best be bloggin bout that, girlie!

By: K @ Blog Goggles

K @ Blog Goggles — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 06:33:22 +0000

Dude, novocaine is awesome. And I actually do have quite a bit of dental surgery experience (recently fell and broke off a tooth).

My superpower is that I got my dentist to ask me on a date. Not sure if this will help me pay the ridiculously exorbitant bill, but it's something.

By: ClaireMontgomeryMD

ClaireMontgomeryMD — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 05:05:43 +0000

i shit my pants today. thanks. what did i ever do to you?

also – i have the same superpower. mega-novacaine AND gas (which i LOVE and want a tank of at home for fun) and i still scream and cry and kick and push. true story.

By: Twinkie

Twinkie — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:54:27 +0000

for YEARS I've claimed to have the that power! I call it the Twinkie curse. Don't eff with me or with a snap of a finger and an evil eye headed in your direction I will give you diarriah! LOL

By: adriana

adriana — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 15:41:41 +0000

I LOVED CAPTAIN PLANET!

And I always wondered what the "heart" girl had to do with anything.

By: littlemissobsessivexo

littlemissobsessivexo — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 13:38:17 +0000

Ok,my two super powers are….

Immune to hickeys on the neck.. lol seriously a vampire could suck it and I wouldn't have a mark..

And

I channel some magnetic force that draws emotionally unavailable men to me… yes, that is definitely a force beyond my control.

By: Mr. Apron

Mr. Apron — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 11:49:08 +0000

Oh, LiLu...

If only you could have magically made Dr. Olga shit in her pants during the procedure.

Tiiiieeeght!

By: Just Playing Pretend

Just Playing Pretend — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:50:09 +0000

I have a superpower...

I can't smell.

I could stand in a huge bowl of shit and the only thing that would bother me is the warmth.

Warm shit is gross.

By: hautepocket

hautepocket — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 04:33:00 +0000

Dude. It's not considered an immunity if you've already built up an addiction.

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:57:33 +0000

The agony! Gah. Ouch, root canal. I'm pretty sure your real super power is going to involve your cats somehow. You'll figure it out, and it's going to be dazzling.

And you're right, it is horrifying that crapping her pants would have made the interviews better. At least it would have counteracted some of the verbal diarrhea!

By: WendyB

WendyB — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:40:09 +0000

I had a hand operation today and am still typing — is that my superpower?

By: judgeygirl

judgeygirl — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:41:20 +0000

i always wanted to be able to look at anyone and know what was playing on their iPod at that moment.

although the shitting the pants thing would be cool, too.

By: Constructive Attitude

Constructive Attitude — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:31:41 +0000

HAHAHHAHA. that is a HILARIOUS and original super power. haahhahah.

By: blissfully caffeinated

blissfully caffeinated — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:23:20 +0000

Hells, no. That dentist would have had to knock my ass out cold.

Laughing hysterically because Jon Voight does look like the person who would be in charge of doling out the Pants Shitting powers.

Five days to go. And I KNOW you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.