This find is probably the best thing to ever happen, EVER, in my whole life… (seriously, I beg of you… if you’re a person who ‘doesn’t watch videos’, like I am… CHANGE YOUR MIND, just this once, and watch every last second of this).
This kid left his video camera in the room of his brother, who has just been informed by Mom that his World of Warcraft account has been terminated as punishment for something.
(Found via With Leather).
Honestly, I can’t decide if my favorite part is when he’s screaming “IT’S BURNING!!!”; when he wraps himself in his blanket, writhes in pain, and then magically pops out with all his clothes off (he’s like a MAGICIAN!!!); or when he violently attempts to sodomize himself with his TV remote.
I’m going with the latter.
Now, if that didn’t make your weekend, you are A) soulless or B) don’t take pleasure in the embarrassment of others (why are you here?), or C) really in the mood for some free shit and NOTHING else is gonna do it for you today.
WELL, my friend, if you answered C), you are in luck! Our main man Drew from the fun and sexy online shop Eden Fantasys is being a sport and letting me give away more adult toys. This time, I knew exactly what I wanted for you guys… the very thing most of you commented on last time…
The Hello Kitty Pocket Vibrator!
(Click to check out the whole store.Make sure your boss isn't around first...)
Don’t you just want to hug it and squeeze it and name it George?? This one’s even safe for the mamas, because if your kids find it, they’ll just think it’s a toy!
(Wait… that could also go horribly wrong… oh well.)
Alls you gotta do to enter is leave a comment, any comment. Preferably telling me I’m beautiful or something, but I will also accept e-flaming bags of dog doody. Just don’t call the shit poop, people.
Giveaway will go until 11:59 on Tuesday night.
All right, lovebirds. I am off to The Boonies, Virginia to have some crazy hotel sex- I mean, to go do the chicken dance at a very refined and sophisticated wedding. Have yourselves a merry little weekend!
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Have fun at your sex hotel, I mean wedding, you beautiful thing!!!
Oh dear god. I feel violated after watching that meltdown. *shudders*
WTF was he doing with that remote control?
PS: You are beautiful. Not long now.
ahhhhhh that video SERIOULSY frightened me! i didn't know human beings could make those noises. was he imitating a world of warcraft character's voice?
God help the next person who needs to change the channel.
I've pulled the same tantrum when I realized that Cinemax porn doesn't show the money shot.
OMG thank you so so so so much for sharing that with us. That is exactly what I needed to get through this day. I've been dreading the annoyance of my cube neighbor for the entire hour commute in. And now I think I can get through this day with a smile on my face. I might have to watch it three for four hundred more times today, but I can do it. And my favorite part by far was the uncontrollable arm flailing. I was expecting his head to start spinning around as in The Exorcist.
That melt down was HILARIOUS! and of course you are beautiful!! Have a fun weekend being "sophisticated"
Um, wow. Kid is basically crazy.
Have fun this weekend!
What exactly was the point of going into the closet? Is that his panic room?
So effing weird.
Isn't hotel sex the best? I don't know what it is about those cum covered bedspreads, but it makes you want to do it.
man when he stuck the remote in his ass it reminded me of a typical Tuesday night…um…..
That looks like the kind of tantrum my 22 month old throws–without the attempted self-sodomizing of course. For a minute there I thought he was going to throw up in his closet–something my five year old has done.
I kinda feel bad for the kid–his life is over thanks to the wonderful web. Of course I also forwarded the link to several of my friends…
Have a great weekend!
The video would be a good commercial for just about anything. 'This is what happens when not buying our product.'
ps – Motel 6? (the 9 is there you know, they just don't put it).
What a great way to start my day – that video was a-freakin-mazing. I do love the little magician trick.
And my love for Hello Kitty has not left me since the age of 3. I do have the Asian Hello Kitty fever and have been trying to graduate HK for about 8 years now, but this is a definite first for me. HK is getting a little kinky in her marketing – I like it. It's like she matured with me over the years.
Oh… Those kind of fireworks….
I saw that just this morning. Epic.
I wonder how humiliated he was when he realised it was on youtube.
That was by far, the funniest thing I have seen all week. THANK YOU.
The Boonies in Virginia are awesome. I'm actually really excited for you. Haha.
I'm totally psyched for the younger brother who secretly video taped this. It was probably better than christmas to him!
PS. I do a little thang called Freebie Fridays on my blog, and I am totally linking to this post regarding the hello kitty, ahem, massager.
oh…my god… that kid!! I never watch videos but I had to because of what you said and wowwwww. that was crazy!! I bet his brother was SO happy.
omg that kid was insanneeee. have fun at the wedding! =)
OMG! There are no words!!! Seriously!!!
LMAO!!! My kids watched it with me, but the part where he sticks the remote in his butt and then gags in the bathroom… TOOO AWESOME! LMAO. I have to watch it again! The floundering fish onto the bed part- priceless!
And, honestly, I collected Hello Kitty as a child. So this is RIGHT up my alley. (and by alley, you KNOW what I'm talking about! LOL)
That video was priceless! hahha… and if you noticed, he started coughing right after he tried to sodomize himself….. hmm, i think i'll never try to do that.. ever. usually you cough when you get your balls pulled or…. no no, that's when the doctor grabs them and asks you to cough.
Anyways, whatever, that vid was the funniest shit.
Somebody needs to beat that ass. The psycho teen, not yours. Nevermind. I'm confused now.
What on earth was with the remote? Have fun at your sexy wedding hotel!
OMG I don't even know what to say about that video. I watched it twice –there are things you don't catch the first time around.
And you're totally beautiful!
of COURSE you're beautiful! id say that sans the chance to win this little gem.
that video scares me.
maybe he would have felt better had he used a hello kitty device instead of the tv remote.
i want to win!!!
i do think you are gorgeous
That video leaves me speechless! How's that for a non-comment? Okay, I liked the part where he beat his chest like King Kong – the rest of it kind of freaked me out.
the wife needs a new toy. and yes, the best part of that kid freaking out video was him trying to shove the remote us his ass. What a nutjob.
I'm actually trying to think of a time in my life when I was that upset. Although I'm sure we've all thrown the whole "I hate you and I'm going to run away and never come back" tantrum at some point in our growing up years. Although, I've never been videotaped trying to shove a remote up my ass. That kid needs some help. And the brother deserves a medal for having the foresight to hide the camera.
That is so terribly sad. I hope that kid gets the help he so desperately needs and that his brother goes on to work for National Geographic, or perhaps Cheaters.
I am just really not sure what to think about this. I mean, do I feel sorry for him because he is that much of a loser? Or do I laugh, because he is that much of a loser? I just don't know.
Thank you btw, for making my da–week!
out loud at my desk while watching this video I said "WHAT? WHY ON EARTH?" when he tried to stick that remote up his ass.
Seriously, why?
why god why!!! do I feel compelled to own this?
OOOOOOOMMMMMMGGGGGGGG! LMAO!
Seriously, I don't usually watch videos, but I needed a good laugh this morning so I did and oh boy am I ever glad I did! That shit was priceless!
Greatest birth control. EVER.
How the balls did he get his clothes off like that? And Jesus: this was about Warcraft? It's not like someone took away his Wii.
OH WOW… All I have to say is that I hope that kid is totally embarrassed about his fucking temper tantrum! My favorite part is when he hits himself in the chest ala Tarzan at about 1:08.
P.S. My kids are NEVER playing fucking games like that.
That thing is hilarious. I dont know if I could utilize it without laughing.
omg was that for real? reminds me of the bride meltdown viral video. people like that should be banned from society. on another note, have fun at the wedding.
I like the remotes rape part the best.
And as Brett sayas, "Why, hello, kitty…"
I especially love how all it took was a "Shut up!" to get him to calm down. WTF?
That is an intense temper tantrum. It's official: my children will never play world of warcraft. Ever.
Also, that hello kitty vibrator is a little creepy, I must admit. I don't see much joy in the process if the whole time it reminds you of childhood school supply and sticker shopping at creative kidstuff. Just saying.
A few things:
1) Watching that kid shove a remote in his ass is the funniest shit I've seen in forever.
2) I just saw that one of your categories is "There's always $ in the banana stand" and fell in love with you even more. DIDN'T REALIZE THAT WAS POSSIBLE.
3) I want that innocent looking vibrator so I can take a page from the video and harass my boyfriend with it.
Too much?
I love that kid. I wonder if he has a blog? I'd SO read it.
i am SO impressed with his magic clothes-disappearing act! that was impressive.
anally-raping himself with the remote…. less so.
You have actually brought us the gift of love! That's right, I base love on the number of orgasms I have. Hello Kitty!
Hey, no need to put me in the running for Hello Kitty. I just have to comment about the freak out kid…he makes me NEVER EVER want to have children…EVER. That was so crazy! I guess people really do take their World of Warcraft very seriously.
OK, I actually want that vibrator. Would you believe I don't own one? (That's what boyfriends are for, haha).
Also, is that freak-out FOR REAL??? If so, awesome. If not… still awesome.
That's pretty much exactly how I react when I don't get my paycheck.
I hope I win the hello kitty vibrator. i'll go perfect with my jackhammer jesus and baby jesus butt plug that i own. (or is hanging on my dads wall, whatever)
I kinda like the poop one better!
Speaking of vibrators, this is a funny commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CVda9OEb4w
Oh wow…That kid is having a mental breakdown or something. That was disturbing. I felt like I was watching The Exorcist. lols
You forgot to mention his squealing like a pig and hitting himself in the head.
I'm thinking this kid eats too much sugar….
The Hello Kitty vibrator is so dang cute. I remember when HK first came on the market. I was a HUGE fan and had everything HK themed. Funnier thing is my friend's mom recently learned that HK was back into the mainstream and gave her HK pjs. My friend is in her 30s….
Enjoy the chicken dance which I banned from my wedding. Go ahead hate me, many guests did.
That's a cute vibrator! Hehehe
And that TV remote has been vandalized. It needs to be dunked in bleach.
His screaming was surprising. Wowee
I had to turn it off because, yanno, work … but let me guess: parents spoiled kid who has never had to deal with having something he liked or enjoyed taken away from him and now doesn't know how to handle it. This video is a good reason why never to give in to your offsprings tantrums … because sooner or later, you won't give in, and this shit'll happen. Hilarious vid.
That video is EXTREMELY distrubing. And he-larry-us! lol
I want that vibrator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
His life is so hard…that he resorts to remote control sodomy when he gets upset. That video + MJ on all day + chance to win a Hello Kitty vibrator = best friday ever!
Enjoy the crazy hotel sex. I mean, wedding!
Holy fuck, is that kid turning into a werewolf? Because I'm pretty sure that's what werewolf transformation looks like.
In other news, he should get his psychotic self to a doctor.
Speechless… doesn't happen often…
That video is hilarious. My boyfriend sent it to me just the other day. He said he wants to take away someone's World of Warcraft account so he can see it in person. I can't tell if it's fake or not but I'm going with real because I like to be an optimist.
Wow… I mean WoW. Whoa. I think I have seen that before… Like 12 years ago and it was my brother and his Nintendo. So sad.
Umm…
I lost it after he tried to shove the remote control up his butt.
If I was his mom I'd be a lot more worred about him than just his W.O.W. addiction.
OMG, I love those!!!
That is the same reaction I have when I see Mario Lopez!
Wow, I wonder how he feels about everyone seeing his exorcism viceo?
I actually HAVE that there Hello Kitty "personal massger" (well, not THAT one, but one very similar)and I can tell you that it does, indeed, get the job done.
As for that video, I really think the best part is the excitement of his brother before and after the freak out. Really though, the video just bummed me out because I WISH I was that passionate about something. Something other than eating, I mean.
Oh please, that's no kid. That's one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.
That first freak out video was really weird. I feel embarrassed for everyone involved. LOL.
These guys will definitely be featured on Failblog at some point, if not with this 'gem', then surely with another video.
a hello kitty vibrator?! this might be the best giveaway ever…ever.
Were the hell do you find these videos so easily? There are fuckin funny! What the hell is World of Warcraft account anyways? I love when he beats himself with the remote. Too funny! Hook a girl up with the hello kitty vibrator I need some excitement in my life..lol jk (no seriously I want it)
Thanks for the comments on my bridesmaid dress. I picked the dress out but she picked the color. Thank God red because I wasn't going to do it if it was booger green. Have a great weekend!
Why the hell would you try to stick a TV remote in your butt just because you are mad….
Okay that almost seems fake but who know with kids these days. It looked like he was transforming into something demonlike or something. Heh definitely more weird than funny though. I was amused though.
Hey beautiful! If you send me the toy, I'll name it LiLu! (Unless that creeps you out. Then I'll just name it Hank.)
Holy crap I need that toy!!
I can't see the video (blocked by THE MAN at work) but I can talk and dream about a Hello Kitty Vibrator. Makes perfect sense.
You know, "Hello Kitty" rhymes with "clitty"? I call it destiny.
Oh yeah, freak out guy, hilarious!
I need it!
All I kept thinking was that he sounded like one of the raptors in Jurassic Park. And then I was laughing even harder because those raptors are entertaining anyway. RAAAAAAAARRRRRR!
LMAOOOOO!!! My favorite part is him pulling off the blanket and suddenly being shirtless. HILARIOUS!!!
Whoo! Hello Kitty vibrator! My cousin (who's a hello kitty nut) would LOVE that… which is, of course, why I want it for myself, rotf! Bragging rights, yeah!
baaahaa thats histarical!!!
this is the best giveaway i've seen yet!!
I am so going to watch this when I get home. @Eden Fantasies my bad for blocking you on Twitter, I thought you were a a random that followed be for tweeting incessantly about waxing my balls yesterday. My bad.
Not only was that the greatest video EVER, I'm also scared for those parents that he's going to murder then in their sleep or something. If I had ever pulled 1/10 of that type of behavior my dad would have beat the shit out of me!
THAT KID IS A MASSIVE TURD.
xoxox have fun this weekend.
OMG I have never laughed so hard in my life! How the hell do you find this shit? how ever you do keep it up! Between being suck inside with a 14m/o all day this is a little ray of adult sunshine..I do need a break from al the preschooler cartoons!!
THX!
OMG I have never laughed so hard in my life! How the hell do you find this shit? how ever you do keep it up! Between being suck inside with a 14m/o all day this is a little ray of adult sunshine..I do need a break from al the preschooler cartoons!!
THX!
I love crazy hotel sex in the Boonies, VA. It's the best kind there is.
Dear Blogger,
You know not of the pain, THE PAIN, of having one's Warcraft account destroyed. What am I to do now? Meet people! In real life? Have you seen me? Do you think I have those sort of social skills?! Do not mock my pain, for it is real, as real as my level three billion troll wizard powers- which are all gone now!
Crying In A Corner,
Child Spaz
Ummmm. That was so fucking hilarious that I can hardly stand it. I'm posting that to my facebook page for a day. Hopefully, stupid people will defriend me because of it. Cuz if you don't find that priceless, you're not my kind of people. lol. I'll give you props of course.
Good lord, that is insane. I just kept waiting for a pea soup moment.
Get the room with two beds so you can have the spoogy sheet bed and the sleepin bed. Have fun!
That video of the "meltdown" was soooooo staged. Everyone knows any real World of Warcraft enthusiast would shoot their parents square in the head in their sleep if they got their game taken away…not sodomize themselves with a remote.
OMG I WANT THAT HELLOKITTYVIBRATORONMYVAGANDMORE SOMUCH.
That kid really likes his W.o.W.
You are very pretty.
For me, it's a toss-up between the whole remote molestation and the part where he repeatedly hits himself in the head with a shoe.
Seriously though, what was up with the remote?? wow. just wow. Hilarious. thanks for sharing. I watched it twice! hahahahaha
Oh. My. God.
I thought the funniest part was him screaming, "I'm gonna run away and never come back!!!"
Like he'll have a World of Warcraft account being a homeless teenager!!!
That was the funniest. Until he wanted to stick his remote in his ass.
Then I about DIED!!!!
I just want to know how OLD this kid is!!
That video was one of the greatest thing I've ever seen.
I will watch the video, when I can have sound. Promise.
As for the Hello Kitty vibrator. I want. Want want want.
oh man this freakout is amazing. simply amazing. haha wow.
i thought that was disturbing on so many levels but totally made me crack up. seriously what was he doing with the remote? and how did he get his clothes off so quickly?
have fun this weekend!
ohmygosh that was flippin hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I could view the video (blocked at work). I'll try to remember to look at home, although I try to avoid the computer there unless I need a LOL Cats fix.
I want that Kitty!
Ooops. Anonymous is probably not gonna get me that cute little kitty. So I went to the *trouble* of crating an ID so you would know how to contact me and send my prize.
OMG. Thank you. As if I didn't love you enough already my Mormon Utah wifey, this just MADE MY DAY. Up until now my day has been complete shit. But watching that kid try to sodomize himself w/ the remote and fling himself about the bed was far too much. I cannot control my laughing. My boss is going to start thinking I like my job.
Oh. my. lord. that kid is spastic! What is up with the remote up the butt? He looks like an alien flipping around — hillarious!
Hi gorgeous! Thanks for sharing the video, I soooo needed to laugh today and no I didn't just edit my comment cause I realized I was using text lingo…….have a fantas-ti-sex weekend!
LiLu's Blog + Hello Kitty Vibrator = ALL KINDS OF AWESOME!
Have an excellent weekend, Ms. LiLu and enjoy the hot hotel crazed weasel time (remember to, ya know, show up for the wedding, too!)
I saw that video on Twitter. What a meltdown! The remote control, I almost died??
Have a good weekend!
funniest SHIT i have seen all day!
enjoy your hotel sex girie… getcha freak on
That's some funny shit! LMAO!
I like how he comes out of the closet THEN sodomizes himself.
Awesome.
I most definitely want a hello kitty vibrator!
Also that kid goes boneless for the first 2 minutes of that video. Freaky…
I also kind of want to beat up that kid's brother for videotaping him.
Have fun at the wedding–drink lots!
Um okay I think that video just made my weekend. And it's only Friday at 5pm. I'm laughing my ass off right now! Thank you for posting that!
Oh and you're beautiful.
I want the vibrator. Please? Thanks
HAHAH…I play WoW and have never had to throw a fit..yet…
but then again I'm 27…wait….maybe that's a bad thing….shit….I hope they play it at all the family gatherings for the next 20 years….
Did I really see that there is a part 2????
And Hello Kitty? Will always be my favorite pussy in pink!..well, my second favorite….
There is a second video on youtube it is soo funny…he keeps yelling STOP BETRAYING ME! lol
I had some pretty big freak outs about you know stuff like my mom telling me I cant go to a bowling lock in or you know important stuff like that but never did I try to stick a remote up my bum or magically strip to boxers under a blanket. That boy deserves an award.
Awe look I am pretty sure I commented first about this last time therefore I should win of course! I have been holding out until they had pink in stock because Hello Kitty just isnt right in purple.
omg that video is awesome!! The clicker sodomy was definately my favorite part!
OMG the guy is such a big dork. LOL
ps. hello kitty vibrator huh? INTERESTING
Being a WoW player myself, I find that video highly offensive…!
Apparently it's staged (no surprise though, considering just how deranged he acts…)
Still, it's an impressive sight. And some impressive noises…
Gimme the vibrator!
hahahahaha oh how i love that video, i've been broadcasting it on Facebook and Twitter, etc. Love how it's now making blog rounds ;D Gotta love it!
Hahh that's probs the cutest sex toy ever.
Have fun at the wedding
I hope his parents get him some serious help. I have reared three dramatic and emotional children but that behavior is just not in the normal range for either brother. God, I am so glad he didn't find hello kitty in his frenzy. There are some things I am not strong enough to watch.
That shit is hilarious. How does he make those godzilla like noises…I never knew humans could do that.
That has got to be the cutest looking sex toy. Someone is very…imaginative.
Haha I love it. Some people are way too obsessed with those dumb WoW games.
I think this outburst is exactly the reason his mum cancelled his account!!!
my man plays WoW and he said alot of the kids and adults alike are like that when they don't get to play
i can thankfully say he isn't.
Tell me how to parent my kid so something like that NEVER occurs. So weird.
ok…you're beautiful! Really! lol
definitely self-sodomy. you are beautiful.
You're beautiful. Seriously. Hotel sex is the best, no?
You are beautiful and I'm your brazilian fan! (Plus, I really want the Hello Kitty vibrator).
Cheers from Rio!
Holy shitting CHRIST!
I am soooo glad I stopped by here this morning…because that crazy video is awesome. I'd hate to be Squealboy Remoteass, though…but I'd loooooove to be his brother! Or meet him, and tell him what a fine job he did at capturing the Awesome Meltdown.
I didn't know he was saying "IT'S BURNING!" but I'm positive the best part was when he wanted to ram the remote up his ass. I wonder…did he possibly find the time to jam other things from his closet up there? I mean, he's a magician and all…
Remote up the ass….priceless.
Hello Kitty up the….yes please…lol
Sign me up beautiful!
Ha! My vacuum just broke and I have company coming over tonight so that was exactly what I needed to put me in a good mood. Thanks! I need to get a camcorder… Have doing the chicken dance!
That video. Can't breath!
Are we sure that wasn't staged. If it was staged it was still fucking fantastic!
Hello Kitty Vibe? I'm not sure I stick kitties up my hoohaa. Maybe I would want to though.
Gross visual.
You, my nasty friend, have given me a good idea for a stocking stuffer this cumming Xmas. Thanks;)
I can't even comment on that video. It scurred me!
Hope you're having a fantastic, hotel-sex weekend!
Good heavens, you're beautiful
Congrats on discovering the missing link in that video.
LOL
OMG i had to watch that video twice and laughed (till i cry) twice…
he sounds like an eagle that just lost everything, altho it was freakin'-ly scary watching him writhing in "pain"
i never knew WOW can make you go crazy like that…he looks like he was possessed by a demon, creepy..
have a fun weekend ^^
Wow, possibly the funniest video ever. Thanks for encouraging me to watch it
Please do NOT enter me in your giveaway… poor Hello Kitty, that's just wrong!
Maybe I'm too sensitive (…huh???), but watching this actually sort of upset me. Like, I wonder if there's something wrong with him? That was nowhere NEAR a normal temper tantrum.
Or maybe those WOW kids are just really fucking extreme.
Hi loverlips. I am swinging by because…I love your face, and I wanted to say have fun at the wedding and yay I heart hotel sex!
I forfeit mizz kitty. I am SATISFIED. Thanks to you. rawr.
People reading this probably think I'm so weird.
ahueoheouhea LOLLLL OMG he looks like monkey wooww it makes me believe Darwin's theory
+Have fun at the wedding and afterwards
I think I like the Free Willy bed slam the best. hahaha. That kid is nutzo.
Wow! I was actually a little scared for my future when I was watching this. My sons are only 6 and 4 and they throw crazy tantrums like this when I turn their video games off – except without shoving a remote up their ass. He obviously had a moment of clarity because you can actually see the pause when he kind of grossed himself out about what he may have been shoving up his poopchute. Oh how I have missed the fugly!
The Hello Kitty vibrator – nice play on words. Drew is a cool guy – I love how he ends his emails with Rock On!
ok, this is your 147th comment and you might never get to it. But! I just saw the Jamie Kennedy concert, and I have to tell you that this video and your comments about the TV remote (which I found hilarious and soo unexpected) to be much funnier.
Thank you for this, I just sent it to my boyfriend, who's stepfather plays wow. HAHAHA!!!
147 comments on this post!!! you get majah comments!
a hello kitty vibrator. can i do that? can i work with that? hahahahah.
hope you are having fun hotel sex. lucky you!
This pretty much cured my headache! I hope you're enjoying the wedding, and especially the hotel!
Hell, I doubt I'll win this, but fuck yeah I want it, so here goes.
Uhm… "I want this, so pick me."
I've been thinking of buying one online, but I worried that the others living in this house, would read the box with some crazy ass name in the return address. They'd automatically think I'm a creeper. Lol.
WOW! I mean…I've had a meltdown or 4 in my life, but that takes things to a whole new level! Hope you're having a big sexy weekend with the man! xo
Oh, Hello Kitty. Why? Why??
you don't need another comment. look at all these. you totally don't need another one. but I am putting one anyway, just to tell you that you've made my weekend with that video. WOW.
i heart hello kitty with every fiber of my being. yes, im admitting that ima loser. the end.
"he called the shit POOP!" …SADLY, I CAN QUOTE THAT MOVIE!!!
I almost died watching that kid lose it on Friday…although I feel like I have been that angry before …ahahha
lmfao!! i just saw that video the other day.. that is hilarious!
oh and mama wants me some hello kitty vibrating fun *wink*
that would be MUUUCCCCH better than when you dont realize your toddler knows how to open the drawer to your end table and in a moment of freedom said toddler runs off to the bedroom only to bring out a vibrating egg (while vibrating of course) and is chewing on the cord… oh and then it gets worse when hubby says… is that yours? and then you want to throw the vibrator at hubbys head because yes of COURSE he knows its yours but now clearly you have been busted cause he hasnt used it with you for months and so then you want to but you you cant throw it at his head because the toddler will think its funny and everyone will have a good laugh at your expense and then…
ok breath cass… *deepbreath*
Anyway… trust me.. not fun.
Once again, you have left me speechless.
Have a great sex-filled weekend.
I think it's posts like this that made you a featured blogger. Holy effing God was this a ride.
Hope you had fun! Throw me in for the giveaway (not that I totally understand what it is, seeing in that I'm a distinguished southern belle…)…
that was amazinggggggggg!!!!!
THIS CLIP MADE MY DAY!! I cant stop watching it. I think I just forwarded this clip to EVERYONE on my mailing list
i literally had to stop this video, dry my eyes, calm my breathing and gain control and then start up again only to loose complete control.
i love u and am soooo sending this on to some homies!!
first off, that video was so funny that I nearly choked to death on my coffee. so thanks!
second, OH. MY. GOD. I MUST HAVE THAT VIBRATOR.
That is the cutest 'toy' EVER!! My SO calls 'it' my kitty and would it be the funniest thing to hear him say 'Hello Kitty!' Yes, I must have one! I'm in.
AHHH I saw that video earlier and sent it to everyone I'd ever met. And you're right – he is a MAGICIAN!!!
P.S. That Hello Kitty would be super happy here in Hong Kong with its Asian brethren. Just sayin. And I do have a US mailing address.
Am I too late to tell you how beautiful you are to enter the drawing? Because, yaknow, you are beautiful…
OMG, I so profoundly hope that this video is a set up .. and I also hope to watch it home tonight WITH SOUND ! He is dis-tur-bed .. and I agree.. a magician !
Also, you know, with the breakup and everything, I need the kitty more than ever .. and I promise to name him George !! Plzz plzz pretty plzz
) xoxo
I have e-mailed this video to my personal e-mail account, since I can't watch it at work, and I'm sure it's as wonderful as you made it sound.
Also, I really want that vibrator.
Are you gonna do another naughty toy giveaway? If so, may I make a suggestion?
COCK RING.
NOTHING proves your point like sticking the remote up your ass. Roommate won't take out the trash? Guess what? Remote in the ass. GF doesn't want chinese for dinner? Ass remote. Won't let me stick the remote in your ass during sex? Guess what – remote in the ass.
I have to agree my fave. part is when he tries to sodomize himself with the remote! P.S. Just found your blog today and I love it!!
I'm hurling a virtual flaming poop bag your way!
Haha, I can't remember how I came across your page but its freaking hilarious!!
PS: Its not a George, more of a Kitteh
that kid is INSANE
dude!
wow
just … wow
I don't have any flaming dog doody handy, so:
You're beautiful!!
Well, I mean, you're beautiful anyway (especially in the wedding photos with your bowtied man) and I'm glad you made it through your weekend relatively unscathed.
omg. hello kitty is my favorite. favorite favorite.
you are pretty. i like your hair. and i like your nose.
~b
LiLu the beautiful…how do I make you realize just how witty and loveable and gorgeous you really are… sigh…
That's okay, take it for what it is… I'm not sure my kitty would necessarily welcome the hello kitty without security clearance to make sure fit boy didn't give it a try first. hehe That's really some funny stuff!! Hope you had the best time at the wedding.. oh — and the toast … priceless 
holla!
I am all for hello kitty anything
And geeks wonder why there is a stereotype they don't have sex.
Oh, and how is the vibrator "pocket?" I don't think I could sneak that past the metal detector guards at work. Um, not that I would try or anything, yeah.
K
Apparently I commented on crazy teens but not crazygood sex toys. Please enter me. Lovely. I'm not getting any, so I need all the fucking help I can get.
That video freaked me out yet made me laugh hysterically. The remote? WTF?!
You are beautiful. Now give me hello kitty.
youtube videos rock. for reals.
i like that you've become tight with eden fantasy. that's the way to go. i hope they've indulged you with all your fave toys!
too funny!
i love you. (i want to win)
Have you lost weight? You are so pretty and your hair is looks really shiny.
Is the ass kissing working? I want to win!
That was hilarious.
Hello Kitty vibrators? Sanrio took things in a whole new direction there. Is it so wrong that I want it
That video made my week. That's pretty much what I look like on Monday mornings when the alarm goes off.
Except I sodomize myself with the alarm clock, rather than a remote.
To each his own…
What a crazy kid, sheesh. That was quite funny.
And of course you're beautiful!
No way that was serious. It was TOO much. And if it was real, that kid is a WACKO!
i particularly like the way he beats his chest like a big ape. that was sexy. ahahahaha i am now sending that to all my WOW playing friends. and that hello kitty vibrator is tooooo cute! i don't know if i would even be able to use it lol… don't get me wrong i want it but it just seems so innocent.
oh please oh please can i have itttt?
that very well may be the coolest toy ever.
Holy. Oh.MY.God. That kid went NUTS. I cant even breathe I am beside myself. And that was all over a video game? Good Lord!!!
I feel bad for that little creep.
(P.S… the remote control up the bum move is so last year.)
I always put a remote up my ass when i get upset.
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