What? Every good blog needs some sound effects.
Anyhoodles, I’m working on a little something special for TMI Thursday tomorrow (one time only, safe for TMIT haters!), so let’s keep it short and sweet round here.
What’s been going through my crazy ass brain lately…
While walking past one of our abode-challenged friends near the Convention Center, B commented, “You know, the homeless must be making out HUGE since the economy crumbled..”
Me: “Um… how do you figure?”
B: “Well, now everyone’s broke, so pocket change is all they have left.”
ZING!!! He’s here all… well, for a long damn time, anyway, folks.
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You how people (asshats) always ask that awkward question, “If you could spend a day with one person, who would it be?” Well, last night I figured out my answer.
(Yes, it’s two people, but they are an entity, so it counts. Or I’m cheating. Either way. Deal with it.)
I seriously have the biggest crush on, well, their LIFE. They are so sweet and ridiculous and FUNNY as all hell. Additionally, I have never been less jealous of anyone with insane amounts of money, because how can you be when they do stuff like this with it:
Rob & Big: Cereal Queens – Click here for this week’s top video clips
PLEASE start a cereal company, Rob. I promise I would buy it… mostly because nothing would bring a bigger smile to my face than seeing THIS is my kitchen cupboard every morning:
Added bonus: seeing MEATY on a skateboard (not Meaty in the vid, but you get the idea). I would never, ever get bored of that shit.
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Some of you may have noticed from my frantic Tweets (or noticed from all the weekend pictures on Facebook in which it never left my bosom) that I joined the Crackberry club this past week.
Simply put… I am in love. Wholly, completely, desperately in love. I don’t even care if it turns out to be a Cylon and all the ‘Berries of the world rise up and turn on the human race one day… it was worth it, just for the beautiful time we’ll have together.
I may- MAY- have spooned it the past few nights. Even the kittens are getting jealous.
In other news, I’m pretty sure B is planning an intervention. You should all come- and we can all text and Twitter at each other about what a great party it is!
I need help.
Let me just Tweet that…
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Welcome to the world of being an addict. Can't live without the Crack!!
I know you've got like tons of 'em and stuff, but I left a little award yesterday with some nice words and stuff.
That video? Is awesome. My morning just got a little bit better
Oh Christ I love Rob and Big!
and if I don't get a crackberry soon I am going to develop a text bomb and send it to all my friends who have one. "Oh look! a message!" BAM!
I am a bitter and jealous person.snif.
My husband told me the other day that when he bought me my Blackberry he didn't think it make it harder to talk to me.
I told him to text me and we could discuss it.
spooning electronics is not a crime. i sleep with my laptop on a regular basis.
if B hosts an intervention, i'll make you a crackberry cake.
Meaty on the skateboard is the Shizz! I love bulldog's.
At this point if you don't get all the "poop" and "pee" searches instead of me, I really don't know what else can be done.
Hold on, let me go tweet you that…
Rob makes me so happy it's not even funny.
Rob and Big are always two of my answers to the classic "If you could have dinner with any three people, who would you choose?" question. The third? It doesn't matter because ROB AND BIG will be there!
I'm going to start smoking the Crackberry soon. Or the Crackberry generic brand. Or the cRackphone, which definitely doesn't sound as cool.
I have spooned my crackberry and you know what? She liked it too. yes she is a she. I have the red BB so she has been named Big Red. You got to give yours a name too.
rob dyrdek is my boyfriend. for realz.
also, while i hate the fact that big left fantasy factory, the fact that he did so because he had to go be a daddy totally makes up for it. (or at least that's what i heard)
Love my CrackBerry and I love love love Rob & Big! When I first saw commercials for the show (how many years ago was that?) I was skeptical but I actually ended up doing a season pass on my TiVo for the show! I adore those two, and you couldn't have put it better…. you couldn't be any less jealous of their lifestyle simply because they rock!
I cried a little when Big's baby was born and the show ended… I miss those boys!
I would love to spend a day with Rob in his Fantasy Factory. That would be sweet! And so much fun! I love his dogs too.
I was going to get the new iPhone to replace my crackberry issues, but I changed my mind and am just going to upgrade my lame half-broken covered in beer blackberry for a new one. I can't part with it.
I love me some Crack. All day and all night.
Welcome to the jungle, baby!
Welcome to the Dark Side. PIN me, baby!
AND THEN I watched the video.
Can we have a meetup and take funny pictures like that?
im cheap. so therefore I dont think ill ever have a blackberry, or anything resembling one. ever. I dont like paying 50 a month for my cell bill…more would murder me.
And i also like to open my phone, and use it by common sense. I dont want to look like a complete tard not knowing how to operate a phone. i have no patience for manuals.
gawd im on my way to being 80
you were getting pretteh.. pretteh.. friendly with that BlackBerry Friday night.
but i would definitely come to the intervention. not to actually intervene. just for the alcohol.
Who hates on TMI Thursdays? Losers. I like B's comment about the homeless. My husband gets mad when I give change to them, yet is always asking me for change to throw in the fountain.
Aha, welcome to everything that is club blackberry… We have you now… hahahhahaaaa
I feel the same way about Rob and Big. They're awesome!
Crackberry = love. It never leaves my side.
I don't have a crackberry, but I do need an iPhone intervention. It's seriously addicting. In a "my husband is now in 3rd place behind the dog and the iphone" kind of bad way.
I loved my CrackBerry. But I love my iPhone even more. My battery died this weekend and I felt helpless and along. WHAT IF I NEED TO LOOK SOMETHING UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY?!?
I hate cereal. With every fibre of my body. The only food I hate almost as much is popcorn. But I must admit that I would buy it if only because seeing that box would bring me immense amusement.
Which really is the meaning of life.
Which Crackberry did you get?
I love mine so much. It has a cute little blue silicone cover to keep it safe. Sometimes I take it to bed. Er, I mean I leave it on my bedside table. Yeah, that's it…
I cannot WAIT until I join the Crackberry Club!! I'm trying to wait until August so I can hopefully snag a sweet "back-to-school" sale, but I want one NOW.
Which one did you get??
SERIOUSLY! That episode of Rob & Big is one of my favvvvvvvvs! but anything with Meaty on the skateboard also comes in high on my list. I adore that show, and I agree…how can you be jealous of two people that hilarious? Plus they tend to randomly give things to strangers, so that's good people in my book.
My husband used to be addicted to his crackberry..but then we staged an intervention and he's better now. Well..except now he's moved on to hockey forums and the Sims. Ahh technology! LOL.
i've only seen a few clips from that show and every time, the man-love they have makes me so, so happy. three cheers for platonic man-love!
yes yes yes. i freakin genius. i laugh every time i see that episode. i would definitely want to hang with them as well.
Oh, no, you've been Crackberrized!
That's even worse than the time I got Cinnamon Toast Cruncherized.
It was bad.
I have an old-school Treo, and it's bigger than a vintage Volkswagen, but it is hotsynced with my email. The Mrs. and I were sitting on the couch talking for a long time last night and, during our conversation, the email indicator went off five or six times, but I didn't touch it.
It's a choice.
WHY DONT WE HAVE OUR OWN "ROB AND BIG" SHOW????
Come on.
I love the episode or Rob and Big where they got the Death Row picture taken. That picture was so funny but not as funny as the cereal!
I want Rob and Big to tag team me.
I hope I'm not the only one, but… I kinda can't stand Rob and Big. I find them crazy annoying and stupid.
Sorry. =/ Can we still be friends?
"I keep forgetting about the tiger in the bathroom!"
I am having a love/hate relationship with my new Blackberry. I think the most important thing I've learnt is to always lock the keypad. I accidentally turned the phone function off once. It took FOREVER to fix that one
have you tried bbming yet? cause we should totally do that.
I discovered Rob and Big last summer and I've never laughed so hard. Thank you for posting that cereal box, I'd totally buy one.
Um. Now I want a crackberry.
Crackberries?
Best. Cap'n Crunch. Ever.
I've been moody since Saturday as my Twitterific is screwed due to delay of iPhone 3.0 software! It's killing me!! I cannot Tweet with panache if I'm a grumbly thing!!
In other news I hunted out my old crackberry because I wanted to be in the cool club!!
My favorite Rob and Big episode is the Dirty Girls. I love when Big is looking for good girls on "the space".
Geniuses.
Wha? Lilu? Crackberry?
Now you better better better direct message me your pin on twitter, so I can send you my narcissistic photo or video or any other stupid things via blackberry messenger. Come on now.
You're still pending on my bberry messenger contact list. ACCEPT ME LILU, PLEASEEEEEEE.
let me just tweet that…oh yes. you need to patent that bad boy.
Rob and Big are my favorite, EVER. I put that in some "fashionista survey" on an old post and people were like huh what not project runway?! NO. And a mini horse and turtle racing…I could go on. Thats the life.
I want a friend like that.
Umm I adore you. Welcome to the Crackberry club. I'll come to your intervention and Blackberry Message you the whole time!
I have been contemplating a crackberry for a while now…
Rob and Big Rock, seriously, I laugh so hard I cry.
xoxo, lis
Everyone who doesn't have a crackberry hates them, everyone who has one… well, we can't get them to look up long enough to ask them!
what if i send you a voicenote of me making the "plop plop" noise?
HAHAHAHAHA
Alexa is on to something- I had trouble getting past your blog title.
As you know I too am a big fan now of The Blackberry. Luvs it.
"abode-challenged" ha!
I love rob & big too….soooo freaking hilarious
oh yeah
"it ain't that bad when your mini horse's doo doo is dusty….dusty"
ha! love it
Get rid of the crackberry and buy a car.
Cars are better.
Although when you have a car, you'll need a crackberry to chronicle you're insane adventures away from home.
Life sucks, don't it.
B is a genius. And he's right.
I just got a new Blackberry, and I also need an intervention. I.can't.put.it.down. I think I even do shit with it when I'm asleep because I have random apps open and texts asking me what the hell is wrong with me and why I sent that message (uh, what message?)
I love Rob & Big. I'm envious of their extremely fun friendship! And insand amounts of money.
Oh, and the TMIT haters should eff themselves with chainsaws. Rusty ones. Betches.
Rob & Big is the best show on TV.
The one where they take Mini Horse to a show makes me pee my pants. Figuratively.
You can join my husband and the "other" woman which is his Iphone.
I can't get enough of my Crackberry! I love never being without my e-mail and Twitter.
i LOVE robandbig! hilarious!
LOL at the cover!
LOL!!
pumped for what tomorrow may hold. because um, with you, anything, (and i mean ANYTHING) is possible.
Ohhhh, are you perky and energetic today (always?!). I'm betting your BlackBerry has trouble keeping up.
Rob and Big are two lucky bastards, aren't they? *I* want a big fantasy factory!!!!
I am an iPhone girl and I am busy busy being pissed that I am not eligible for the newest one.
I can barely operate my cell phone. Blackberries, as far as I'm concerned, belong in fruit salads.
Then again, for many of my friends they're essential. Some of them actually DO keep them on the pillow next to them.
Daily smile put on my face by non other than LiLu
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When B decides to have the twittervention, make sure he lets us know. We will gather the twitterverse for support!
My BB is constantly in my hand…I said I would never be addicted to it – but I so am. It makes drunk twittering/facebooking TOO easy!
Fantasy Factory is almost as good as Rob & Big. I am obsessed with the episode where they use The Blob to launch themselves into the foam pit. And the one where they discover their spirit animals. And…ok, I love them all. Can't wait for season 2!
And my blackberry? Is seriously my bff. Foeva eva.
Let me just say as one crack(berry) ho to another: Welcome to the club!
Hugs
Haha, I feel ya on the Twittering..once you start, you can't stop!
Lilu, you make me laugh so much. =P
Crackberry's are the best, welcome to the crew!
Wow, those two are special. =P (Rob & Big)
Can't wait for TMIT tomorrow. =)
I am infatuated with my Palm phone. But it doesn't love me as much because it has refused to work for the past few weeks. I might as well buy me a Crackberry, too.
Rob and Big crack me up!!
have you watched rob dyrdek's fantasy factory? that show is amazing. seriously i would love to have a zip line and a giant ball pit. so much fun!
I just got a new Blackberry (my old one finally broke), and it's much sleeker and smaller. Me like. Although because it's primarily for work, it's hard for me to associate it with something as compelling as crack. Crack of the whip maybe.
I too love Rob and Big. I think my husband has some man crushes on them too.
I'm glad I made your day with those pics!!! He's such a tard….
I got a crackberry this morning. I didn't do ANY work today. None. Zero.
we're both getting our firsts at the same time! that is sooo awesome
Three years later, I still sleep with my Berry – right next to pillow. It's an enduring love affair.
I have fallen asleep with my Crackberry on the pillow next to my head. That's how much I love it.
Also there better be poop in your TMIT tomorrow. Hahahahaha.
my son loves rob and big. I just never got into them.
can't wait to read your tmi
I just saw your picture on Facebook, and I'm concerned about your drinking.
Nah, just kiddin…I'm actually far more concerned about my drinking.
I'll be participating once me in TMI Thursday tomorra..
Apparently I am living in a deep dark hole because I'd never heard of Rob and Big. Thank you for shining some light on me! Hilarious!
these pictures of my crush are taunting me now that he and i have had a blog/twitter war. *sniff* but i still heart him *dabs at tears*
I could watch Rob and Big all day…and I have before. I love the Special Buddies episode!
Is the intervention BYOB? Just text me when you figure out details.
My husband has had to give me etiquette lessons about the iPhone. He'll say, "Would you be reading a book right now?" If yes, then it is okay to have the phone out, if no, then I should put it up. I don't think he realizes how many places I took my books as a kid–church, dinner, bathroom, seriously everywhere.
I love Rob and Big..Such a good show, what's not to love?
Congrats on getting a Crackberry! lol. I'm not so much into email && all that jazz, so my querty keyboard phone is good. =]
And yes, I agree Rob && Big have an awesome life. I loved their show. Especially the miniature horse.
Jordan: Thank you so much, love! Preesh.
Taylor: So glad
Miss Tricky: You need one. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Libby: Haha! I am so trying that at some point…
cavy: You like the beefy boys, huh?
justjp: I know you do. How could anyone NOT love those faces??
Marie: TRUTH. And I love that you did…
Deutlich: He's also kinda hot. What?
Cheddar: FanTAStic answer, my love.
LBluca77: Ooo, I do need to name mine! I think I need to get him a skin first… (mine's a him. A gay him, I think… maybe leopard print?)
ellabella: He is a daddy! And I agree, that's allowed… I GUESS.
Ms. Salti: I know, it seems like it'd be kinda dumb, no? But it is AMAZING. I miss them too!
whattakes: When the bulldogs were puppies, I couldn't help but SQUEAL every time they came on screen.
Katie: I am LOVING the jungle.
Fearless: Oh, too easy… TWSS!
Katie: YES, obviously!
Fizzgig: It wasn't that hard to figure out, and I was totally scared! Promise.
f.B: Sweet tea vodka. You KNOW it.
Nikki: Losers, precisely!
Eric: Is it bad that I like being had?
Angela: They're just such good people, yanno?
Rena: I need to be touching it at all times.
Kellie: What, like there's something wrong with that…?
shine: The iPhone is definitely more fun. GET WITH THE TIMES, VERIZON!
Kendall: Cereal and popcorn? Who are you?
wafelenbak: The Pearl. And it is dreamy.
Shop Girl: Mine was free with my Verizon upgrade! Just sayin… check it out.
Paradise: They totally do- Rob is incredibly generous.
HannahBlue: The Sims, hmmm? Maybe I should try that out…
Alice: The greatest bromance ever!
Mr. Apron: Now I want Cinnamon Crunch Toast. Great.
Maxie: With time, my love… with time.
BS&BC: Oh man, that is a tough call…
WickedCourtni: Big's on the bottom, I hope…
amindinmotown: Yes, definitely… but they're such sweethearts! I forgive you
Hillary: I need to get better about locking the keyboard… I don't want to be a butt-dialer!
Vittoria: We should do that like YESTERDAY.
Lindsay: Right?? They should totally make it!
Megan: You do. Trust.
moog: I just keep wanting MORE…
jen-tsk: You're always in the cool club, m'dear…
JPP: YES! I loved that episode! My goal in life is to have B sing "Ebony and Ivory" at karaoke with f.B…
Andhari: Oh hell yes! Will do!
Shannon: I don't understand why it's not showing up
Maybe you should send me yours?
TPD Owl: The Donald would appreciate it.
Elizabeth Marie: I adore you too! Rob and Big beat out PR anyday… THEY HAVE A MINI HORSE. That is all.
Lisa Chelle: Do it! You won't be sorry, I promise…
verybadcat: Amen, sister!
alexa: Maxie is coming to see me tomorrow. I think you know what that means.
Dmbosstone: YES to my BBM-er friend!
Hanako66: I was trying to be diplomatic…
Mike: One of my favorite things about DC? NO CAR.
Zan: I know. I'm becoming a big fan of the "lock keyboard" function…
Summer: What I would give… sigh.
Joy: I know! Poor Mini Horse… he seemed so confused.
Kristin: B already calls Twitter my other boyfriend…
Haley Dawn: Exactly! It's so freeing.
mylittlebecky: Who doesn't?
Diana: Ha! Thanks.
Melissa: Totes.
amanda: Not what you were expecting, is it?
Lisa: The BB makes me perky, because it makes me SO happy…
Jenni: iPhones are awesome, too… But yeah, obsolete within 6 months. As is everything technological these days…
Racquel: I wasn't kidding…
jeluttrull: Glad to hear I give you a daily smile
Gabby: Too easy… in a GREAT way! Love it!
Emily: I adore FF too… it's not quite the same, but almost as good!
SMB: Hugs! Thanks mama!
Wonderful: It is addictive!
Eggy Mayers: It's not what you're expecting…
Demigoddess: Go for it… they are amazing!
Marissa: Me as well, my dear. They're darling!
Katelin: YES, I love FF! I would KILL to drive a bike into the ballpit!
Alex: Did you get the Pearl? That's what I have… LOVE IT.
Maryellen: So does B! So cute.
Briana: You really, really did.
Blaez: YES! Twinsies!
Colby: I don't foresee this ending anytime soon.
D. Kendall: Sorry for the lack of poop… one time only!
Caroline: They are a little ridiculous, in a good way.
Cameron: Oh, can't wait!
Molly: You are WELCOME! Now go forth and youtube!
Lusty: I still think you should have twittered at him!
lovelila: YES! I think it's my new favorite.
Meghan: Obvi. Vodka will be provided.
Elizabeth: That's a good rule. That I will probably choose to ignore…
Blondie: NOTHING. Absolutely nothing!
Nickie: I hear the qwerty keyboard is amazing, but at least I don't know what I'm missing…
Bobby Lights gonna do you right!!! Oh I heart Rob & Big! Crap happy I am so happy to crap, crappity crap crap crap!
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