Retired, But Not Forgotten.

by rachaelgking on May 26, 2009

Once upon a time, I was a flirt.

Correction: as far back as I can remember, even in my preschool days… I was a flirt.

I cannot remember a time when I didn’t spend a ridiculous amount of energy trying to make the opposite sex desire me, burn for me, fall desperately in love with me.

Then, almost a year ago now, I fell. I fell so hard I skinned my knees and chipped a tooth. I fell so hard, I pulled my heart out of my chest- the WHOLE thing, including all the pieces I thought others had stolen over the years. I took it with every last scratch and scab, the whole tangled and bloody mess, and I handed it over to him, completely.

And I’ve never regretted it for a second.

Since that moment, the vixen has all but disappeared. My eyes only bat coquettishly at him, he is the only one I sashay my hips for. The playful seductress is gone. Instead of making men wonder what I am thinking when I walk by them on the street, I avoid their eyes, not wanting to engage in an awkward conversation that inevitably ends with a gentleman feeling I am brushing him off with the old “boyfriend” line.

More than that, I respect my man too much to subscribe to a cheap thrill for my ego.

Sometimes I miss the banter, the game, the excitement of knowing a man is hungrily plotting his plan of pursuit, whether I want him or not. But not often, and certainly not enough.

There is only one concern that dances in my mind occasionally… an age-old question among those “taken”…

“Do I still have it?”

Skills wane if they are not exercised; this is undeniable. Could I still convince a man to stop on the street, using only my eyes? Could I persuade him to send over a drink in a bar, simply by letting him catch only the corner of a glance? Or would I be rusty? Does my status of “Someone’s S.O. and couldn’t be happier” radiate from my pores, nullifying all other pheromones?

It is not a pressing concern. It is certainly nothing that plagues me. It is a simple passing thought, nothing more than a wondering in the wind- inevitable on my long walks on the streets of my city.

Last week, I left work after a long day… in the pouring rain. As I made my way to a much-needed cocktail with the girls, I huddled at an intersection, waiting for the light to change while God’s tears began to soak me through.

Suddenly, an enormous umbrella was looming over my head. I looked up into the eyes of a gorgeous young man in a perfectly fitted suit. He gave me a cocky grin; he might as well have supplemented it with a wink. I responded with a nervous smile, flattered and grateful, (a little bewildered,) but not wanting to seem anything more.

 

Our “WALK” appeared, and we sailed across the street. As we reached the other side, it was clear he intended to travel that way as far as I would go, and my inner “Inappropriate Meter” began to go off.

“Thank you,” I simply said, and split off from his shelter quickly, heading west instead of his north. I didn’t look back, but I could feel him stop and look after me, wondering.

“And that’s how I like it,” I thought, with satisfaction. “Wondering.”

 Yup.

Still got it.

{ 122 comments }

1 Shelly May 26, 2009 at 12:01 pm

You go girl! Of course you still got it sista!!!

But that was really sweet of him! AWWW

2 PQ May 26, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Of COURSE you still got it.

I flirt…I think. I don’t even know anymore. I just don’t care as much as I used to…I KNOW I can get a guy to fall for the little smirk and the boobies on a good day…

It’s just a matter of ‘Do I even want that?’ and lately?

Notsomuch.

I think I’m ready for commitment. Oy. Did I just say those words?

3 Racquel Valencia May 26, 2009 at 12:22 pm

I don’t think I ever knew how to flirt. This explains why my exes were either porn stars or hipsters.

4 Penny May 26, 2009 at 12:28 pm

I never actually had IT,so it baffles me to this day how the hell I ever hooked up with guys,or eventually,got my boyfriend.Guess it will forever remain a mystery.

5 Megan May 26, 2009 at 12:29 pm

I was always too shy to flirt. Somehow, I won Husband over, though I wonder how sometimes.

I typically try to avoid the stares of men when I pass so that I won’t be thrown into an awkward conversation. Typically, I make it even more awkward by blurting out, “I’m married” before they can even speak. …And then they just ask for a piece of gum. Haha!

6 Lemmonex May 26, 2009 at 12:32 pm

As a lifelong flirt, I can assure you that it is like riding a bike; it never goes away.

7 Marie May 26, 2009 at 12:35 pm

Loved this post! So well written and great descriptions!

I’ve never really been a great flirt. I’m still a little shocked Matt is with me.

8 Maxie May 26, 2009 at 12:36 pm

Of course you have it. You use it on me all the time– duh.

I have no idea what it is.

9 Fearless in Toronto May 26, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Once a flirt, always a flirt.

10 Sarah May 26, 2009 at 12:38 pm

You go girl!!!

And props to the guy – smooth moves with the umbrella… I’m impressed.

11 justjp May 26, 2009 at 12:40 pm

Of course you are still a vixen. And in 30 years, you will be a cougar. It’s just evolution babe.

12 Del-V May 26, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Awww, that’s awesome. I wish I liked someone enough to stop flirting.

13 ClaireMontgomeryMD May 26, 2009 at 1:04 pm

if you run into mr. umbrella again, could you flirt long enough to give him my number?

14 Big Money Tony May 26, 2009 at 1:04 pm

Umbrella on the street? That’s like offering to carry books/packages/groceries. Easiest way to talk up women. That’s why I should spend more time at small parking lots/garages. Then again, it can get stalkerish.

15 Fidgeting Gidget May 26, 2009 at 1:05 pm

I’m a married woman now, so I don’t flirt anymore, but I do love those moments where men make you feel like you’re still noticed!

YAY! You’ve still got it! :)

16 Girl On A Journey May 26, 2009 at 1:09 pm

You’re mucho fabuloso chica of course you have it!

17 sleepyjane May 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm

"Inappropriate Meter" <—- I so know what you're talking about!

I used to LOVE the attention I got before J and I started dating.

But since then I find it creepy and uncomfortable when men look at me.

It's like I want to scream at them LEAVEMEALONEI'MWITHSOMEONECREEP!

Yeah. They're probably not the weird ones.

18 JM May 26, 2009 at 1:36 pm

cutest post ever.

19 Just A Girl May 26, 2009 at 1:37 pm

I’m one of those who’s never had it. No one has ever bought me a drink except friends or guys I’m already dating. Oh and the guy last weekend who was buying my friend a drink and wanted to win points with her so he bought me one too.

Seriously – game. I have none.

20 Matt May 26, 2009 at 2:12 pm

You? a flirt?

I would have never guessed.

jk

21 Mr. Apron May 26, 2009 at 2:13 pm

I’d like to have read his blog post about this little incident.

“Yup,” he clickey-clacked onto his keyboard, “I’ve still got it.”

And by “it” of course, he means “herpes.”

Mr. Fitted-Suit Umbrella-Man– having herpes is like riding a bicycle…

22 Kristina P. May 26, 2009 at 2:19 pm

Well, I’ve fallen in love with you, so you definitely still have it!

23 Margarita May 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm

I totally relate to you on this post. I was always a flirt too, I always attracted attention, got hit on everywhere… but once I met my man, it never really mattered. If a guy tried to talk to me, I would ignore him or just give him the “engaged” story or the “boyfriend” story. Now I have a good “kid” story – it still doesn’t stop all of them, lol.

But I do occasionally wonder if I still have *it*. And I’ve realised I do as well, especially when you’re walkin down the street with a stroller and a guy slows his car down, winks at you, then drives around the block and comes back to ask your name. I’M WITH A KID IN A STROLLER. LOL. That’s the MILF thing I guess… but I still attract without the kid too ;)

24 Gladys May 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Yeah the only men who flirt with me are babies and octogenarians.

25 Children of the Nineties May 26, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Ooh an umbrella, how gentlemanly! It’s always good to know you’ve still got it, even if you’re not looking. There’s no harm in reveling in a little attention now and then :)

26 Sebastian May 26, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Ah, if only men could measure that ‘got it’ness on a similar scale. No matter which way we try, it normally ends up with ‘did you penetrate?’ as the only real yard-stick (giggle) for success.

Like the Apron, I too would’ve loved to see his blog entry:

‘Had I failed to deodorise? Did I drip some water down the back of her neck? Had I misinterpreted her sultry, downcast grin?’

27 Deutlich May 26, 2009 at 2:33 pm

I don’t actually have anything witty to say in response. But do know that I am smiling. :-D

28 Kelly May 26, 2009 at 2:34 pm

I’m sure you’ve still got it! It’s not a man that takes it away, it’s kids. So keep those kitties under control!

29 moooooog35 May 26, 2009 at 2:39 pm

You bitch.

I replaced the word ‘umbrella’ with ‘penis’ when I read it.

Much more interesting now from a man’s perspective.

30 thedemigod May 26, 2009 at 2:47 pm

LOVE. THIS.

Of course you still got it. Heck, I’d turn lesbian for ya. ;)

31 Aritza, Goddess of .. May 26, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Ahhh, it feels good doesn’t it ?
I miss it too sometimes but really wonder if I had it in the first place. lol

My ex used to say I was oblivious to it but that I got lots of attention from men. Part of me wonders if it was just his jealously speaking.

32 Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts May 26, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Alright girl!!!! We all like to feel we still “got it” every now and then. Good for you.

33 Lexilooo May 26, 2009 at 2:54 pm

Ha, love it! I, however, am the worst flirt in the world. I’m awful. Not only am I badbadbad, but I am so oblivious to it that I don’t realize when others are flirting with me!

34 Miss Scorpio May 26, 2009 at 2:58 pm

Let’s hope we never have the need to use it. But it’s comforting to know it’s like riding a bike.

35 Liebchen May 26, 2009 at 3:10 pm

You know that guy thought he was awesome for being able to pull that move out.

36 magda May 26, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Ah, life skills. I’m looking forward to the day I can retire my flirt … and happy to know she may not disappear, after all. : ) Great story!

37 Kristin May 26, 2009 at 3:16 pm

“More than that, I respect my man too much to subscribe to a cheap thrill for my ego.”

Love it for many reasons.

38 Alanna May 26, 2009 at 3:17 pm

teehee, you’ve brightened my morning. Poor guy though, that umbrella move was pretty slick.

39 ChinkyGirLMeL May 26, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Woohoo…But then again, just from reading your blog I can tell that you had it and still have it, you’re a charming lady. =) It’s soooooooo nice of you to have your eyes and heart only to your man. That’s sooo sweet. You guys should have a reality show or something I’d definitely be glued. =)

40 BeckEye May 26, 2009 at 3:20 pm

I once had a man steal my umbrella and run off. But I bet he secretly liked me.

41 mylittlebecky May 26, 2009 at 3:20 pm

it’s always nice to know

42 Soni May 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm

tht was kool :)

43 wekeepsaying May 26, 2009 at 3:26 pm

very nice :) i know i still got it, and i’m not even trying anymore at this point, because even the firemen will lean out of their truck as they go by to get a glimpse of my ass or cleavage. it’s not like i’m showing them off, so maybe they’re just desperate…damn.

44 hannahjustbreathe May 26, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Oooo, what a wonderful post! So beautifully written!

Sometimes, I think a woman/man who is taken becomes that much more appealing—because you exude a new confidence and happiness thanks to the fulfilling joys of a good relationship (i.e., good sex and lovin’ and fun). You still have “it”—but it’s a whole new kind of “it,” you know?

45 Marissa May 26, 2009 at 3:32 pm

Excellent post. I think as females, we always wonder this not matter how attached we are. I wonder, do males ever think this way?

Also, I want to say this was really well written. Kudos!

46 Sarah, The New Girl May 26, 2009 at 3:34 pm

sweeeet, sweet post. flirting– harmless flirting– is healthy for girls. seriously. it makes you feel good, puts a little bounce in your step, raises your self-confidence– and it’s ok for your bf to remember every once and a while that you’re still a nice catch.

that being said– of course you still got it!!

:)

47 shine May 26, 2009 at 3:49 pm

I’m a creep magnet. So basically, if a guy hits on me, it’s a good indicator that he’s a freak, or married, or emotionally unstable…or all of the above. It’s incredible, really.

48 Nashe^ May 26, 2009 at 4:00 pm

Girlfriend still got it, can’t lose it. :D

49 Miss Rosa May 26, 2009 at 4:14 pm

Oh yeah … momma’s still got some of that!

50 Hanako66 May 26, 2009 at 4:19 pm

of course you’ve still got it!!!

51 buffalodick May 26, 2009 at 4:21 pm

In a few days, I will have been married 36 years. Flirting is a great way to see if you still “got it”, but it is up to you how far it goes.. It’s fun and harmless- as long as you know you is in charge of the flirting!

52 Jenni Jiggety May 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

You WORK that wet hair, girl…

53 SassyGirl May 26, 2009 at 4:23 pm

I never really got into the game, although I’m starting to pick it up. Since you don’t need your skillz anymore, care to pass them along?

54 Kim May 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Of course you still have it. You have that witty personality that just surrounds you and is naturally flirty.

Often I don’t realize I’m flirting. Which might deem me a tease. But I don’t care.

55 Soda and Candy May 26, 2009 at 4:24 pm

“almost a year ago”

Child, please. Try almost nine years and THEN wonder if ya still got it.

; )

56 WickedCourtni May 26, 2009 at 4:27 pm

OF course you do. Hello!? Do I need to slap you?!

Women like us are able to suppress our prowess. We only use it when totally necessary (i.e. job security, free booze, getting out of speeding tickets or murder charges)

57 JoLee May 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm

The last guy that hit on me was homeless.. no joke… he told me to suck his dick. Wait, I’m not even sure if that counts as being hit on.

I have no game since this whole committed thing I got myself into. I will continue to live vicariously through you b/c you are awesome.

58 Mr. Condescending May 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Hey if B gets jealous of that guy, just turn the shower and a fan on, give him an umbrella and he can role play.

59 Flubtastic Doofalo May 26, 2009 at 4:36 pm

I tried the umbrella move once. Well, the woman in question was actually a little old lady holding a potted plant who I really was trying to help. Even then, I got a “buzz off, pervert” from the old gal.

Yup, I still got it.

60 Krystyna Lizabeth. May 26, 2009 at 4:42 pm

of course you still got it.
if you have it at all, you always have it. no matter how rusty you are.

and props to staying faithful to the boyfriend.
(not taking about cheating but the whole not flirting bit)

61 Summer May 26, 2009 at 5:01 pm

Yeah, it’s always good to know that you still got it.

BTW that was how I knew my hubby was the one. I quit even scanning a room to look at hotties.

62 G May 26, 2009 at 5:07 pm

Unless I dare swagger through the guarded halls of a seniors’ long term care facility, I am assured of not being tested. Yes, I still have a magical charm, but it is not unlike that of Hannibal Lecter played by the ever charming Anthony Hopkins. You have to be a tad twisted to appreciate it.
That said, I have seen your pic; you are guaranteed to be the object of lust for decades.

63 Dr Zibbs May 26, 2009 at 5:08 pm

I challenge you to a flirt off.

(as he raises his brow and slowly leans against the wall)

64 mo.stoneskin May 26, 2009 at 5:15 pm

“You’re welcome,” I replied. But you were long gone. “Last time I innocently keep a girl dry and end up miles out of my way,” I thought.

65 Eric May 26, 2009 at 5:23 pm

lol
*busy buying a week’s supply of umbrellas*

66 JudgeyGirl May 26, 2009 at 6:02 pm

Yeah girl! It’s always nice to know a woman still has it. And you, my dear, still have it.

67 Fizzgig May 26, 2009 at 6:29 pm

usually when I realize I still got it, its because a 16 year old boy tried to pick me up at the circle k. I blame it on living in the country. I’m sure if older boys hung out at the circle k theyd totally try to pick me up too.

68 rs27 May 26, 2009 at 6:40 pm

So you don’t flirt to get free drinks at the bar?

You’re the only one.

I just wear no pants.

69 Serena May 26, 2009 at 6:48 pm

Had a similar situation on Saturday night. A guy ‘offered’ and I turned him down…was such a tease but it felt GREAT! lol x

70 alexa - cleveland's a plum May 26, 2009 at 6:49 pm

you could have told this mystery man that you have a hot friend in cleveland that could use a little cover.

will travel for sex.

71 The Polka Dotted Owl May 26, 2009 at 6:53 pm

“the whole tangled bloddy mess, and I handed it over to him, completely” love it. you have such a way with words. i have read this post about 3 times already. my boss just walked by and gave me the evil eye. i was all like “awww.” and “you get it, girl”.

thanks for this post girl. i really needed it today. how did you know?

72 Andhari May 26, 2009 at 6:53 pm

Pshhh once you have it you will always have it. That wont be dissapearing anytime soon, you vixen :P

73 brookem May 26, 2009 at 7:24 pm

i hear you! i wonder those same things sometimes… do i still have it or not? sometimes i miss dating, just for the firsts of it all. but at the end of the day i couldn’t be happier.

74 MindOfDC May 26, 2009 at 7:46 pm

The old eye maneuver, that’s enough to make anyone smile. I love flirting it helps boost confidence. If I’m ever feeling down and I catch a womans eye I give that little smile and a nod up, look away then back and if she’s smiling, mission accomplished. lol
I’m sure you could probably just do “The Fonz” and get guys running over to fan you down on a hot day. lol You should try it.

75 nuttycow May 26, 2009 at 7:53 pm

I’ve lost it. But dammit, I’m going to get it back! Any tips gratefully received.

76 Lady Jane May 26, 2009 at 7:54 pm

I hear you loud and clear!!!!!! and agree 100% with it:) Cheers to still having it

77 Angela May 26, 2009 at 7:55 pm

I love to flirt. I’m helpless. I’ll flirt with anyone, I love it!!

78 Alice May 26, 2009 at 7:56 pm

perhaps this is my problem? i need to be practicing my Man-Acquiring Skillz? doh.

79 Muppet Soul May 26, 2009 at 8:08 pm

I’d do ya.

There are cobwebs on my flirt-o-meter at this point. When someone’s nose is practically down my blouse, then I think “oh! He’s flirting!”

Ahh, being in love.

80 Mel May 26, 2009 at 8:31 pm

YEAH you do!

By the way, how do you make someone “burn” for you. I wanna know!

81 sheila May 26, 2009 at 8:32 pm

Ahhhh, memories of long ago. I had it…big time. I think I still have it, although I don’t have time for it anymore, lol. OMG, I’m old. :(

82 M@ May 26, 2009 at 8:35 pm

Re: the boyfriend line. It’s so annoying when a less attractive woman trots that out within 2 seconds of meeting her. As if….

83 Kellie May 26, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Don’t you ever go questioning whether or not you got it. Of course you do dollface. You a fine mother facker won’t you back that ass up?

I think I still got it too. At least that is what I tell myself. :)

84 SoMi's Nilsa May 26, 2009 at 8:41 pm

Sure does feel good to know you’ve still got it! Go girl!

85 Pop Champagne May 26, 2009 at 8:43 pm

you are such a good writer! Of course you still got it :D omg the part about you falling so hard and chipping a tooth made me laugh, because when I was 3 I fell so hard I chipped my tooth too; And today when I went to the dentist I found out that that chipped tooth of mine (which i got filling for) is DEAD and I need a ROOT CANAL WTF I’m way too young for dentures!!!

86 Baking With Plath May 26, 2009 at 8:51 pm

I have no idea how to talk to guys without flirting. My boyfriend appreciates this. And by appreciates I mean no, not really.

87 Sassy Britches May 26, 2009 at 9:25 pm

I FELT that one! Ohhhh, I’m standing up and clapping for you right now!

88 The Offended Blogger May 26, 2009 at 9:38 pm

You could have hacked up a big green booger onto the sidewalk as you walked away, just to make him feel better!! :p

89 Vic May 26, 2009 at 9:57 pm

Of course you’ve still got it! This post made me feel good, so thanks for that.

Also, for what it’s worth, I come by and read your posts all the time, but when I see that you have a million comments, I get all seized up with anxiety and don’t know what to say, so I often don’t. Just wanted you to know I’m here, and thinking appreciative comments in my head.

I’ll work on it. :)

90 Jules May 26, 2009 at 10:00 pm

Girl, I didn’t doubt that for a minute!!!!!

91 Craving Carbs May 26, 2009 at 10:33 pm

*kneeling, hailing you with both arms*

Bravo, well put, So true!

Great line too: I respect my man too much to subscribe to a cheap thrill for my ego.

92 Larissa May 26, 2009 at 10:52 pm

Don’t you love it when that happens? I mean yes, you have a sweetie and no you don’t need the attention, but still, to make a guy wonder about you. Right on. Just the mere tease of something…altho while you are “taken” and I am single (at one pt I was taken for a long time- I wondered after diving back into the dating world if I still had a flirtatious side, if I could make guys wonder/want me…yes I still had it), we’re still girls and every now and then we wonder if we still have it- especially after a year has gone by, and you girl, you definitely still have it. :D

Ps- and you didn’t really didn’t do anything either…phew I need to learn a little from the pro. ;P

93 Katie May 26, 2009 at 10:56 pm

Teach me your ways. It rained today and nobody offered me an umbrella. That could be because I was surrounded by 13-year-olds, but still…

94 Amber May 26, 2009 at 11:02 pm

Hahahaha! Love it! I haven’t flirted for SO long that I get really nervous and flustered now when I am in a situation that would usually involve flirting.

I definitely don’t think that I still have it!

95 Mike May 26, 2009 at 11:13 pm

Umbrella boy is probably thinking “oh shit, did I lose it?”

96 Steam Me Up, Kid May 26, 2009 at 11:20 pm

Did you lick your finger and sizzle it on your butt when you wrote that? You shoulda.

97 LipstickOne May 26, 2009 at 11:54 pm

great writing

98 Dark Cloud Nine May 26, 2009 at 11:59 pm

Funny I wanted to say just like lemmonex.. it’s like riding a bicycle :D

99 Kez May 27, 2009 at 12:31 am

Nice :)
Since I got all “taken”, I just attract the creeps.
But who knows. Got a couple of girls nights coming up. I would never disrespect my hubby but a part of me wants some hot dude to check me out before I smile and move on :)

100 ♥Caroline♥ May 27, 2009 at 1:28 am

Good for you!!! I bet it made you feel really good. It’s nice when you get flirted on.

101 los_tartist May 27, 2009 at 4:34 am

I can gare-uhn-tee you still got it, lady! Youse a total hottie.

102 Riff Dog May 27, 2009 at 5:31 am

Damn. The fellas never open their umbrellas for me. I guess maybe you’re just a bit cuter than I am. ;-)

103 Bon Don May 27, 2009 at 5:35 am

Awwwww I love this story!! SO F*CKEN CUTE!! You still got it doll your beautiful!!!

104 Elizabeth Marie May 27, 2009 at 6:08 am

You have it and you have it GOOD! You’re so cute and your man is LUCKY!

Ummm nooo I didn’t get it, and clearly, based on my last depressing post, I could use it! HAHA I’m sure it will come soon. Come…soon.

wow.
XO

105 Elizabeth May 27, 2009 at 6:35 am

I am just not a flirter–I did pretty well when it came to suggestive texts and emails, but that’s about it. Luckily my husband is too big of a dork to let things like that get in the way. It was weird though–as soon as we got engaged, it was like all the guys in the world started noticing me–bah, where was that in high school?

But once you’ve got it, you’ll never lose it!

106 Michelle "Lady Bug" May 27, 2009 at 8:00 am

This post was great!
:D

107 Miss_Nobody May 27, 2009 at 10:13 am

I never had it.I dunno how it is to have it.Pah.

108 Blondie May 27, 2009 at 10:47 am

It always feels good to know you still got it! You go girl! You probably left the guy wondering what the hell went wrong? lol

109 boubou May 27, 2009 at 11:26 am

waou youre blog is so lovely :)
its the fist time i visit it :)
j’adore la header :)
well ill be back to visit you for sure :)
a bientot !
Boubou xx

110 amanda May 27, 2009 at 11:50 am

girl, of course you still have it.
snapppp.

what a lovely man for coming up to you with his umbrella. i wish his umbrella and fancy suit self would have found me.

b is so lucky to have your adoring self lust after him and him only.

xxx

111 jen - tsk May 27, 2009 at 11:52 am

You are definitely a saucy little miss, of course you’ll never lose it!! Maybe you should start flirting with B??? Hehe.

Sorry I’m late…better late than never? No? Ok, I’ll try harder next time! x

112 Rachel May 27, 2009 at 1:27 pm

I’ve always been flattered by that sort of thing, even when my friends are with me and ignore the cat calls and horn beeps.

113 LiLu May 27, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Okay, I am officially really pissed because I answered about 75 of these yesterday, and it is nowhere to be seen. WTF, BLOGGER?!?

Anyhoo.

Shelly: It was sweet- and I’m sure it will work on some lucky girl…

PQ: It’s a scary realization, but a great one. :-)

Racquel: How do hipsters flirt? By glaring?

Penny: There are all sorts of flirting… even if you don’t realize you’re doing it.

Megan: At least you have the ring to prove it- that makes it easier ;-)

Lemmonex: Something tells me you’re right about that.

Marie: Thanks so much, love. And OF COURSE he is- he’s lucky to have you!

Maxie: My hand on your thigh. What?

Fearless: Truth. ;-)

Sarah: Super smooth!

justjp: Are you still a cougar if you’re happily married? Hmm.

Del-V: It’ll happen, my dear. Caught ME off guard, that’s for sure.

Claire: Will do ;-)

BMT: Not stalkerish at all… *sidles away slowly*

Fidgeting: They are few, but enjoyable, definitely!

Girl OAJ: YOU’RE fabuloso!

sleepyjane: Shhh. Let’s just keep telling ourselves that…

JM: Thanks, babe.

JAG: I am not buying this. I’ve seen your twirting.

Matt: Touche, my dear.

Mr. Apron: Eh, what’s a little herp among friends?

Kristina P: Likewise, my love!

Margarita: Maybe I should take the kittens out with me… ;-)

Gladys: And your gyno!

Children 90s: Precisely. Especially if unwarrented- not my fault!

Sebastian: How did you know my grin is sultry?

Deutlich: Glad to hear it!

Kelly: So no babies. GOT IT.

moooooog35: I refuse to reread it that way…

thedemigod: Now THAT is a compliment! ;-)

Aritza: I bet they still do, and you still don’t notice…

Tee: Agreed!

Lexiloo: I always realize it. ALWAYS.

Miss Scorpio: We won’t… I am sure of this.

Liebchen: It was kinda awesome, though. If I was single…

magda: Hi you! Missed ya ;-) And thanks!

Kristin: You of all people know how much that means, coming from me.

Alanna: “Slick” is probably his middle name.

ChinkyGirLMeL: Are you sponsoring? ;-)

BeckEye: He did. He told me so.

mylittlebecky: It is, isn’t it?

Soni: Thanks, and welcome!

wekeepsaying: It’s part of their duty as public servants ;-)

hannahjustbreathe: Thank you so much, love. And YES- you are so right about that!

Marissa: That means a ton, coming from you. Thanks so much. And I wonder too… boys?

Sarah, TNG: I needed that bounce in my step ;-) And thanks!

shine: No wonder I love your blog so much…

Nashe^: I hope you’re right!

Miss Rosa: Owwww! (That was sexier in my head.)

Hanako66: Thanks, love :-)

buffalodick: Agreed. And that’s a line I would never cross. CONGRATS on 36 years!!!

Jenni: Like Tawny Kitaen…

SassyGirl: Np- I’ll send them in a zip file ;-)

Kim: Tease, flirt- it’s all fun…

Soda and Candy: Ha! Fair enough…

WickedCourtni: Wait, wait, I’m writing these down…

JoLee: That was definitely a hit! And YOU’RE the awesome one.

Mr. Condescending: Yeah, bondage is so yesterday.

Flubtastic: I kind of love that little old lady.

Krystyna: Aw, thanks love. And it’s easy when you’re smitten :-)

Summer: Me too! I never thought I’d stop looking, but lo and behold…

G: Thank you so much, dear! *blushing*

Dr Zibbs: Challenge accepted! *Looks away sultrily as she takes an extra sensual sip of her martini…*

mo.stoneskin: I said Thank You!

Eric: Seriously, do it. That move was GOLDEN.

JudgeyGirl: Aw, thanks hon!

Fizzgig: Hell, I’D try to pick you up at the Circle K! ;-)

rs27: I don’t like to ‘owe’ anyone anything… I like my flirting transaction-less. (TWSS.)

Serena: Exactly! You know what I mean :-)

alexa: Send me some business cards, woman!

TPD Owl: You just made my day. Honestly.

Andhari: You might be right… *evil glint in eye*

brookem: The firsts are so nice, it’s true… but there’s nothing like true intimacy! We got it good :-)

114 LiLu May 27, 2009 at 2:53 pm

MindOfDC: I am SO trying the Fonz at some point! You are a genius…

nuttycow: We need to ask the single girls… ;-)

LadyJane: *High fives*

Angela: I was the same way… you’ll see!

Alice: It’s all in the eyes…

Muppet Soul: It’s a kind of ignorance I’m happy to have ;-)

Mel: Take some kerosene, a few matches…

sheila: We are old, but happy… I’ll take it!

M@: Sure, but we don’t want to waste your time, either.

Kellie: Oh, you’ve DEFINITELY got it!

Nilsa: Thanks, dear :-)

Pop Champagne: Thank you so much… and I’m getting a root canal soon too. BLAH

BWP: I find it’s better if I only flirt with girls. Albeit confusing… on that note, how YOU doin??

Sassy Britches: Aww, thanks so much, love!

Offended: How do I get them green?? Funsies!

Vic: Thanks so much for letting me know- I really appreciate it! And I do read (and try to respond) to each and every one- don’t ever think I don’t read and love what you say. I heart your writing dearly! xoxo

Jules: *Snaps* Oh yeah!

Craving Carbs: And it’s true. Thank you so much!

Larissa: Of course we don’t NEED the attention… but it sure is nice!!! ;-) Glad to hear you didn’t lose it either!

Katie: You should have picked one of them up and held them over your head. Twerps.

Amber: Oh, you’d be surprised… apparently it’s like riding a bike.

Mike: Ha! You’re probably right.

Steam Me Up: You know it. And a little cloud of steam came off…

LipstickOne: Thank you so much, and welcome!

Dark Cloud: SO good to know… just, yanno… to know! :-)

Kez: Girls nights are perfect for a little self-esteem booster. So long as the boys watch the line…

Caroline: “Flirted on” I love it! xo

los_tartist: YOU are! But thank you :-)

Riff Dog: This was definitely a first for me! He had cajones.

Bon Don: Aww, thanks lady! You’re a peach :-)

Elizabeth Marie: Did it come now? Did it come NOW??

Michelle: Thanks, love!

Miss_Nobody: Oh, I’m sure have have “it”… everyone has a little “it”!

Blondie: Haha- I wonder! I’m sure he’ll be fine…

boubou: I’m so glad! Thanks for stopping by, love.

amanda: B IS lucky! And I’ll send umbrella boy your way if I see him again ;-)

jen-tsk: “Saucy little miss” is about right!

Rachel: It is definitely a compliment, no doubt. :-)

115 amindinmotown May 27, 2009 at 6:37 pm

Well that was super sweet of him though.

I’m a flirt, by nature. It’s something I don’t even realize I’m doing and although it’s something I’m generally aware of, I often don’t see it ’til days later or ’til someone notifies me. I like to think I’m friendly and act the same with everyone, regardless of gender. I just might be wrong though…

116 Mandy May 28, 2009 at 1:13 am

Once you have it, I dont really thing you lose it. But its good to know that you still have it. =)

117 Just Playing Pretend May 28, 2009 at 1:08 pm

Congrats to you for still having it. Here’s the problem I have. I’m 25, awkward, single, and never really had it. In the story you just told I’m the one that would have tripped and fallen on my ass half way across the street. I’m banking on clumys being endearing. Otherwise I’m screwed.

118 Zandria May 28, 2009 at 4:55 pm

It’s impossible to lose such good skills so quickly. Hopefully you won’t ever have to use them anymore with anyone else, but you needn’t worry. And for the record, I find myself automatically turning off the “flirt mode” when I’m with someone in particular, too. Not because I feel like I have to, but because I want to. :)

119 Lil' Woman May 28, 2009 at 7:10 pm

Congrats on still having it girl! :)

120 Vittoria May 30, 2009 at 7:20 pm

honey, i’m not gonna lie, you still got it cause when i first met you i was like “damn, lilu, if only there wasn’t a B and i didn’t love the peepees.”

or something like that. point is, yeah. you rock.

121 K.Min June 3, 2009 at 6:11 am

The good ol' "Do i still have it?". ekekke

it has more to do with self recognition.

It means you're still young, healthy, and,,,a woman.

Its like a confirmation on a guestlist of an exclusive
private party. You don't have to go but you can if you want to, ya know.

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Recently a stranger who read one of your older post.

I find the ability to express in any form of art very enticing. (a huge plus if your style, philosophies show through 'em.) Sometimes just being yourself is a flirt. The funny thing is most of these moments you dont even realize it. For instance, look and me now, im here reading your blog, basically hooked.

122 LiLu June 3, 2009 at 9:54 am

amindinmotown: Nah, I'm sure you're right. Friendly is as friendly does.

Mandy: It is, isn't it? :-)

JPP: If clumsy wasn't endearing, I'd be in a LOT of trouble. Work it girl! *snaps*

Zandria: EXACTLY. But it's good to know that switch still works.

Lil' Woman: Thanks, love.

Vittoria: Those damn peepees! They always get in the way. (Literally. Ha!)

K.Min: Thank you so much, my NY bartending friend. You're absolutely right. And I hope you stick around!

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