I think we can all agree round these parts that B is, without question, a damn good sport.
He not only puts up with my crazy ass (if you didn’t watch that yesterday, um, you NEED TO) on a daily basis, he does it with style. He even, at times, joins in.
He lets me share all the crazy Shiz He Says. He lets me write about us attempting (failing) at heiny-sex in all its graphic detail. He lets me post videos of his impression of The Dog Whisperer.
He lets me joke about getting knocked up… without telling him first. He puts up with ALL the TMI Thursdays, and he even offers up humiliating stories from time to time of his own volition.
He agreed to getting not one, but TWO baby kittens… even though he’s allergic, just because he knew how much having something furry in the house (besides him) meant to me.
And this doesn’t even include all the stuff I twitter about us. I think it’s safe to say, all in all, that he is a saint for putting up with me… both on the interwebs and IRL.
So now, my darlings, it is time to turn the tables. I’m calling a Switcheroo. It is HIS turn to embarrass the crap out of me… and I’m asking for your help in order to do it.
Go ahead, my e-friends. Ask him anthing you want, about me, us, my ridiculosities, how the hell he does it, WHY he does it… whatever your wee hearts desire.
He’s earned it, after all. It’s not every man who would stand by his woman after she shat her pants… CHECKED… and wrote about it for the world to see.
So ask away, my darlings. And in return for all the times you’ve given me the green light, my dear B, I will post your answers AS IS, this Friday… no matter what you write. Fair’s fair, after all…
(Hold me. I’m scared.)
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I don’t think I can fairly ask a question because I know a lot of the answers…I just want to say you are brave.
I bow down to your courage.
I shall return with an embarrassing question later.
I honestly don’t think I can come up with anything that could scandalize either of you, so I’ll ask something sweet:
What’s your favourite (non-sexual) thing about LiLu?
Dear B (bless you my child – said in a nun-type way),
I wish to know, in your own personal opinion, what is the most terrible, grotesque, yet oddly amusing thing Miss Lilu has ever done!
Many thanks,
Miss TSK x
Dear B,
What TMI Thursday has made you cringe the most? Also, what would be your all time TMI story for us?
x
SJ
Damn girl, this is going to be hard (thats what she said)…you host TMI Thursday..wtf could I possibly ask B about?
Dear B,
Is there ANYTHING Lilu is holding out on us?
Lilu my dear you are one brave soul!
I can’t wait til TMI Thursday AND Friday!!!
hahaha love it. he sounds great!
That’s pretty brave of you…and did you really joke about getting prego? Not cool, lady! Not cool!
Oh, and thanks for leading me to Kenny F’in Powers Twitter account. Man I love that show.
Dear B.
If there was one thing that you could change about LiLu, what would it be?
What is LIlu’s shoe size?
Shoe Fetish
I’d really like to know who cleans the litter box.
I have a two-part question:
1) Would you part with Lilu for a night of passion with someone if the guy offered you a million dollars, and – if so –
2) Can I borrow a million dollars?
Well, I clicked on the link about shitting your pants and wondered about the verb tenses. Is it:shit, shat, shoot?
OH! Here’s my question:1) Would you part with Lilu for a night of passion with someone if the guy offered you 50 dollars and – if so –
2) Can I borrow 50 dollars?
B – I want to know the sappy stuff. What was the first thought you had about LiLu when you first saw her?
I agree with the others! Girl, you are brave!
B, by the time I found LiLu on the interwebs (and thus began my addiction to her blog) you two were already a lovey-dovey couple cohabitating. So imagine my surprise when she referenced a post after you two first met where she compared you to “quivering bunny” or something of the sort (I mean after seeing you do the stanky leg, I could never see you as a fearful creature). How did you react when you first saw that post? An ovary punch?
Damn girl you are brave! I think he should tell us something that we don’t know about you also the most disturbing thing you have done.
Very good idea. Can’t wait to see what he writes! I’ll try to think up a question and come back.
aww he sounds so great. he’s allergic and you have two cats? My sinuses feel his pain!
I don’t have any questions for him per say, but I’m actually just commenting to say that I didn’t know you guys were in NYC. Perhaps we will cross paths at some point in time in life.
I think I’ll ask my question over a beer in couple of weeks…
Which is really my way of saying that I can’t think of anything at the moment.
I may need some time to think of a good question, but the word “switcharoo” is possibly my favorite.
how the hell is there even anything we don’t already know? i’ll have to think about this for awhile…
Lemmonex: Yeah, you should probably stay out of this one… I think you would be more ruthless than he.
PQ: You better
Racquel Valencia: Aw. This should be good…
jen – tsk: Oh, wow. he’s goign to have to THINK on that one.
notyourplainjane: A double whammy!
Lil’ Woman: It’s true. But I believe in you!
Shelly: Oh dear…
La Petite Belle: Great he is.
Andy: It was April Fool’s! And he didn’t buy it for ONE second.
KENNY POWERS RULES!!!
Caroline: Oh wow…
Anonymous: 14. I.e., NOT SEXY.
Greta: I’m sure we both have our own answers on that…
mooooog35 and G: moooooog35 wins since he said I’m worth a million.
Velvet: Yay! I want to know that too
PLT: Or vas deferens, at least.
Blondie: You’re killin me, smalls.
adriana: Do it!
Bow Chica Wah Wah: He’s only got minor allergies, but STILL.
Clandestine: We’re in DC- I was in NYC for the weekend. Which does happen from time to time…
Fearless: Laaaaame.
Of all that you “put up with” (LiLu’s words, not mine) What is the most difficult? Emotional, not physical- we already know that she’ll shove he hands down her crapped pants.
ps- B, it’s a rare trait to find in a woman- I hope you know how lucky you are!
LiLu- you’re crazybrave. It means more when it’s all one word.
You’re a brave brave girl. All I can say is I’d have serious editorial override if I did that with Sweets. Though, you’ve now planted the thought…
B, do LiLu’s farts smell?
G: What the fuck is this, the Price is Right? I’m surprised you didn’t bid a fucking dollar.
Lilu u r brave and ever so trusting of us to ask the Q’s and B to provide the As!!!
am really gonna think of something wonderfully awesome.am not sure whether to go with embaressing or cutesy lovey dovey
Ha ha ha! I didn’t know what “vas deferens” was so I Googled it…and then quickly minimized my screen as my manager walked by before she could see the pictures of mail genitalia. LOL! Thanks, Doll!
Crap this is hard. Hmmm…
B,
Instead of asking something TMIish, I’m going to go the other extreme with my question. That is lovey-dovey. Hehe.
When was it that you first realized you were in love with Ms. LiLu?
B,
there must be things tht Lilu does that make you think…yep she is definitely THE ONE. give us a few good and bad!
Oh fun!
You are a brave woman. I salute you!
Okay B, tell us what you honestly thought when you found out Lilu had shit on her hands from sticking her hand down her pants. Were you totally and completely grossed out? Do you guys crap in front of each other? I’ve always wondered how couples can do that and then not be totally and completely repulsed the next time they want some hanky panky.
Okay, I re-read this and it sounds like I am obsessed w/ shit. I’m not, I swear. I just think it’s kind of funny.
Hi B
I think I can speak for all of us when I say it’s obvious why you love our wee Lilu.
My question is when are you going to marry her and can I be a bridesmaid?
FYI I do not look good in peach.
Thank you.
So this is more ‘serious’ than “What color is her poop after eating Mexican?”
But if LiLu was offered a once in a lifetime opportunity to have her dream job but it was across the country, would you move with her? And vice versa for you…
Though I probably shouldn’t, I’ll go the TMI route.
Even great couples have nights when the sexytimes isn’t that great (e.g., the burning stick ‘n booty fiasco we read about).
So name a time when the sexytimes were awkward and or awful and it was totally LiLu’s fault.
Dear God,
Please don't let this option get back to D. I am not ready for him to return the favor in a blog Q&A.
Mooshies,
Wicked
Now, B, has Lilu ever cried after really good sex?
does she pick her boogers?
what is your biggest pet peeve about her?
dear b,
i heart you. when will i see you and lilu again?
xoxo
vittoria
He sounds great!Ah,I’ll be watching this space friday
B, you handsome fella,
how many licks would it take YOU to get to the center of the tootise pop?
what is the one thing our darlin lilu does that totally blows your mind every single time?
I can not wait for this
I think that you are my favorite couple. ever.
Children 90s: We’ve got all week.
SLG: This is turning out to be harder than I thought. Clearly, I need to share less.
repliderium: By “rare train” do you mean “crazypants?” (It does mean more that way.)
Nilsa: I’m glad someone went there.
moooooog35: Spay and neuter, people.
miss rambles: It’s a tough call…
PLT: So sorry. NOT! That is awesome.
Marie: Awwwww. You schmoop!
miss rambles: Interesting…
Kellie: I could answer this, but his will be funnier…
fiona: Good. Cause I don’t do pastels.
PQ: Now I’m trying to think of what my dream job would be. Restaurant critic? Hmmm.
f.B: I am the most scared of this one. Well played.
WickedCourtni: “Mooshies”? LOVE.
Vittoria: This Thursday, if you’re game. Email to follow.
Miss_Nobody: Me as well…
Amandaaa: “Blows his mind”? You’re leaving that one WIIIIDE open…
Hanahko66: Aw, thanks, love duck!
What Shiz does LiLu Say that you’d like to share with the class?
One question: Will you marry me? We don’t have to tell Lilu. She’ll be okay, really. She has Maxie!
B,
Do you think that in a few years after you are both very settled, and perhaps married, and the sex life may have become a little routine, do you plan on being the type of couple that gives swinging a try?
And will you call me?
Or at least tell us which issue when you write to Penthouse about it?
Kthnxbye
B what is your favorite TMI story about lilu? or maybe not even favorite but funniest of one she’s shared or hasn’t shared yet.
Dear B,
How much do you love our Lilu? I want to hear the gushy deep stuff
Connie
So, when are you getting married?
My favorite question…
Why am I awesome?
I expect a 5,000 word response.
I would also like to know why rs27 is so awesome.
B, out of all the bloggers that lilu has brought into your bed, er life, who is your favorite and why?
things to consider you haven’t met me yet as i’m sure i’ll be your favorite.
Oh lord…I hope he is not as “outspoken” as you are or I might have to shield my eyes…
First of all, B really is a saint for allowing all of that and not moaning but good for you allowing him on here lol. Ok, question: what is LiLu like first thing in the morning?
Wow, I’m fascinated. Not sure about allowing you go get two baby kittens. Cat’s are cute at times but they have the minds of devils…
As this is my first stop by I’m not really sure what to ask.
Um…
I don’t know anything about you so…
Um…
*scratching head*
Does he ever do slightly cruel things to the kittens when you’re out to take vengeance on the allergic suffering they cause? Not really cruel things, just slightly cruel. I dunno, like teasing them with food or making them wear silly hats?
Hmmmm……Brave woman!
Tell us ONE embarrassing fact or story about LiLu that SHE hasn’t shared.
If LiLu gets infected when the zombie plague hits will you finish her off or will you cage her and keep her going with table scraps and maybe pieces of the neighbours.
i’ve been tryin’ to figure out a question all day and I still can’t think of one that’s interesting
meh!
to echo smellexa’s question, who is your favorite blogger from WV? I know, it’s a hard one.
My real question: what’s the thing you hate most that lilu watches on TV? other than midget porn.
p.s. anon- lilu’s feet also have these weird green patches. Hope I just gave you a boner.
Ok hahaha B haha
If you had to kill one kitty which would you pick?
hahahahahaha
Well darlin’ I didn’t read a thing in comments because I know why he does it all. There is no cure for love, no explaining. I have no idea why I put up with my husband or why he does so with me except for that crazy love thing. Aren’t we lucky?
Yay B!!!
Here are my questions:
1) Do your friends read LiLu’s blog and what do they say about it? Same goes for your family members.
2) Is there something that Lilu posted that you REALLY wished she didn’t?
3) List 5 things that you really appreciate about Lilu. Every girl loves to hear these things…so please make it good for her!! No pressure though..really…
Maxie- It’s a hard one… that’s what she said.
Lilu- You’re one crazy bitch and I appreciate the company.
B- Do you ever get jealous or resentful of Lilu’s blogging popularity and the fact that she’s a pretty damn big deal around here?
You and Lilu, who’s better at the stanky leg? How about a video on you guys doing it together?
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
your boyfriend kicks ass!
What is something you and LiLu will never agree on?
B, has LiLu ever drunkenly proposed bringing another woman into bed? And if it ends up happening due to my question, you’re welcome.
Um, why haven’t you married this girl yet?! (kidding. possibly.)
What side of the bed does LiLu sleep on?
are you the big spoon or the little spoon? do you secretly want to be the other one?
What is a great embarassing story that LiLu’s not told us yet?? There’s gotta be one!?
If you could do it all over again Would you still punch the Scientist?
I’d also like to ask B why he won’t let you listen to the BEST SONG EVER: Leggings and Heels.
How very unamerican of him.
A Super Girl: Mostly I just talk out of my ass. HEYOOOO
BWP: I knew it. You schemers!
los_tartist: Someone’s getting down and dirty on a Tuesday! Love it!
Katelin: If he gives that away, I’ll have nothing for Thursdays!
Connie: Me too! Me too!
Kelly: Whoa, whoa. We just got babies! (Kittens.)
rs27: Can it be in 5-picture form?
Narm: Wouldn’t we all, dear.
alexa: Make him wait two weeks to answer this one…
Kristin: Wuss!
Serena: Ooo, good one. It’s kind of like this…
mo.stoneskin: He loves them more than I do, actually.
Jules: I will be shocked and amazed if he comes up with anything…
Captain Dumbass: Someone’s been watching Shaun of the Dead!
Deutlich: I forgive you. Smooch!
Maxie: Bethie.
co-worker: Well, Murray would definitely be easier than Axe Murderer…
Spellbound: Aw, thanks love! And yes… yes we are.
Lady Jane: A three-fer! Good luck, B…
JPP: Likewise, my dear, re: #1. XOXO
Andhari: I think the Stanky Legg needs to be retired if I’m going to salvage ANY dignity around here…
Chele: He ain’t half bad.
Hannah: I’m gonna keep my mouth shut on this one… it’s like Newlyweds!
Brian: What’s a woman?
Megan: Laying down or looking at it?
cavy: You’ll always be my big spoon, baby.
Kylie: Maybe I should just have him write TMIT tomorrow…
Jill: Now THAT’S something I’d like to hear the answer to.
Maxie: He’s a Communist, I’m pretty sure.
Brave soul…you sure you want to know what he has to say?
Very interesting…
or you know him very well.
You’re brave
xoxo