(Did you get to ask B a question yesterday? About me, us, his balls, footballs- anything! Just head this way…you have til Fri-dee!)
So, today is sort of a little somethin… it’s my 300th post. That’s right, folks, I have annoyed y’all with my writings, musings and atrocities in this corner THREE HUNDRED TIMES. Instead of writing some big recap, (since yesterday’s was sort of a collection of my least proud moments anyway, and what’s better than that?), we’re going to play a game.
It’s called:
Guess WTF Is Going On In This Video Footage From Our Trip to NYC.
I’d explain the rules, but… yeah.
The prize for guessing correctly, you may ask? Well, you have your choice. I will take a picture OR make a video using only your direction- have me dress like an idiot, serenade you, try to dance to a hip hop song- and I will send it your way to post as you see fit. The only thing I ask is that we leave the whole nudity thing out of it, as I know someone in my home who would probably not approve.
(The kittens, of course. They don’t need to see their mama whoring it up.)
All right, chillens… and awayyyyyyy we go!
(Youtube link here.)
Have at it!
Update: I’ll give y’all a hint for bonus points… there is a movie playing in the background. If anyone can guess what it is along with what’s happening, you win HARDCORE.
Second Update: Whoever gets the most specific (correctly), first, will win. Woot!
Final Update: Winner will be announced Friday!
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Someone please make her dance…it is a sight, let me tell you.
Someone is snoring…
Though I can’t tell who. I’m guessing it’s not you since I’m pretty sure I hear your laughter in the background.
Someone is getting hit on in the background and told they had a really great time last night. Two other people are making fun of them by making grunting noises and laughing.
I think…
I think a goat is having sex.
Definitely.
That is some serious giggling / snoring!! I’m totally the same (giggles)…but when Tatty snores! x
I would say one of two things:
1) Someone is snoring
2) You hid a camera in Madame Cho’s Massage parlor, room 13B, basement level – on a certain Monday when I happened to be there on a business trip.
Perhaps I’ve said too much.
That is most def. a drunken induced snore fest.
I’ll have to watch this later! My workplace likes to block videos. Boooo.
LMAO!! Snoring and sleeping and laughing….
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i’m thinking along the lines of maxie, except i’m going with a horse having sex. yep. :::neeeeeiiiggghhhh:::
You and at least one other culprit are definitely doing something to someone who is snoring. Please tell me it’s Maxie who was snoring. It would make my day.
I totally think it’s Maxie snoring and the rest of you laughing about it.
Sounds like my dog snoring. Only drunker.
P.S. I tagged you, if you’re in the mood
Snoring. Totally snoring. And if it’s a girl snoring, that’s even better.
That totally sounds like my very overweight cat, Sumo 20+lbs, snoring like he always does b/c he’s too FAT!! Yep, it’s snoring…
Hmm… Am I the only idiot who played this twice, thinking the first time YouTube was broken because there was no picture? Riiiight…
I could hear giggles and snores, that’s it. Will have to give this yet another listen later and provide a REAL guess.
I hope that’s one of you girl’s snoring. That would just make it so awesome.
I’m with everyone else…I think you and Maxie snuck in and taped B snoring.
GoodGooglyMoogly and I was running around bragging about my lil 100th post…LOL Congratulations on your Major Milestone Have a great day!
Are you asking because you woke up the next morning, looked through your pics on your camera, stopped at the video and said “What the hell was going on in this video? I don’t remember taking that! Was that before or after the 7 jagerbombs?” Because that’s what happens with me.
I think it’s a video of love. Pure and simple. Just love.
I imagine a koala bear, a jar of honey and some heavy petting.
Now, I’ll be back after I actually watch the video.
Congrats on 300, babe.
As for the non-video…it sounds eerily like a slumber party I attended in 1988. Without the Rick Astley.
Congrats on 300- I remember those days…
At first I thought it was you and you were constipated and trying to poop then I remembered your not very anal retentive. So I would have to say it is one of your bedbuddies snoring and dreaming they are having sex with Hugh Jackoff, um I mean Jackman.
ha, snoring, and giggling, and seems like someone is walking around in heels??
Ok…i must be way out in left field I totally thought it was a girl using vibrator….I guess I can see snoring..but I am sticking with vibrator. Final answer.
Oooo 300 posts!! congrats…im a newbie reader tho but ill try to keep with with your 300++ other posts
Oh, I shouldve watched the video first
I can’t go along with anything that does not include nudity. HE HE!
300 posts! Impressive. I am impressed with all bloggers that can post daily. You are the wind beneath my wings.
hmmm interesting… definitely someone or something snoring and you cutie pies giggling in the background. Ummm…is that your cat snoring in the background? meow…
Hm if more than one person guesses do we all get a chance to win or what? cus that is definately someone drunk snoring. Which is different than regular snoring.
Julie should win- so true. It’s love.
I feel all sort of surreal.
Oh.
MO’ KITTEHS!!!
I’m with everyone else. It sounds like snoring. Or a cow being slaughtered. I got nothin’.
Oh yeah thats definaately someone snoring. At the end there was a snort. Besides taping this person, there was some other mischief going on.
OK, someone pulling snack food (either popcorn or chips) out of a bag and crunching. Someone imitating a hacksaw. A woman that I’m assuming Lilu having a laughing fit and trying to muffle it. And in the movie is a man who sounds very much like Nicholas Brendon saying “I had a great time last night”. My guess is the movie is 17 Again.
That’s all I could puzzle out.
Oh ma jeezus, I am laughin’ so hard my face hurts.
The responses are priceless.
That is definitely the sound of a girl snoring. Although my cat Ted used to snore like that too!
Do I want to know what that is? My first thought was grunting as opposed to snoring. I’m really bad at guessing games.
I’m pretty sure someone fell asleep on a horse… in a bar. What’d I win? What’d I win?
Who is it! Who is the snorer???
Jesus. This is seriously consuming me. It’s obviously someone snoring, a girl I think, and you guys recording her in the dark. I’m trying to guess the movie in the background. It sounds like Matthew Perry? Fools Rush In, maybe?
I’m guessing the movie is “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” and the noise is a dog snoring and/or making weird noises while asleep.
I know I’m way off.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall!!! If I’m wrong, that’s sad because I watch that movie every other day.
You’re snoring!
The snoring or the mad laughters?
I seriously still opt for you doing another dance to another hiphop video
B is snoring. And you’re eating chips.
Btw…might I add it’s VERY impressive to have 239 followers after your 300 posts. That’s almost a follower a day. You are amazing Lilu.
Congrats on 300 posts! Amazing! And you do it daily! Even better!
my guess is someone is drunk snoring and the movie is “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”.
Someone’s trying to push out a fart, but it just won’t come out. all. the. way.
it’s 100% maxie snoring i remember you guys tweeting about it AND maxie said she passed out after eating too much mcdonald’s AND it’s 100% forgetting sarah marshall, i would know jason segal’s voice anywhere.
even under maxie’s snores.
Bag of chips being opened (suspect flaming hot Cheetos Puffs)
Someone dialing 911 because
Maxie is having an asthma attack
Lilu giggling whilst trying to stuff flaming hot cheetos into Maxies mouth, cos she saw something like that done on “House” and it cures asthma FOREVER!
Forgetting Sarah Marshall playing in the background in an attempt to muffle Maxies death rattle!
how did I do?
I’m thinking it’s a girl (as you’re giggling so much) attempting to sleep but actually snoring the crap out of herself!
i’m glad you don’t root beer ans custard things too!
ha!
…what the hell?!
You should totally do a YouTube video of Gerard Butler yelling:
“THIS. IS. LILUUUUUU!”
I get producer credit.
Hey, congrats on the 300!!
Congrats on the 300 posts! I hope I’m still around to get my own…but I’m a lazy blogger.
Thanks for commenting on my blog. I just jumped over here and read every last one of your TMI Thursday posts, laughing my ass off. And now I’m way behind at work.
That was so easy.
You were sneaking into a potato chip factory and you ran into their watch llamma
would you PLEASE stop posting awesome videos while I’m at work??? I can’t watch them and it drives me crazy. Damn you, woman!
shit! all i am getting is a black screen for the video. booooooooooo. because i wanted to win and beg you to do vanilla ice — ice ice baby. i bet you would ROCK IT.
No way I can win this since sound is obviously required and I have to keep my computer on mute in the office (too many nosy rosies walking around). I’d have to watch later tonight and by then (if not already) – you’ll already have winner. Probably just as well since I’m terrible at humiliating people – even if they like it.
I think it’s Maxie snoring while you and Lemmonex are giggling. With Forgetting Sarah Marshall playing in the background.
My second guess is Deutlich.
One of your kittens is playing Doh, A Deer on a base kazoo?
Who’s being murdered in that video?
Bowel movement? And obviously you saw it because you were laughing. It must have been a good one.
I’m going to guess it is Maxie snoring because she was crazy enough to be captured on film with you dancing.
Congrats on 300! Freaking awesome.
Ok I guess it’s someone snoring and at least 2 people giggling about it lol I hear crinkling of something, so you might be trying to do the tickle the nose thing with shaving cream in the other hand?
The movie in the back sounds like something along the lines of Accepted?
haha i have absolutely no idea what was going on in the video but it was funny nonetheless.
snoring, I know snoring when I hear it
in the beginning someone was eating chips, someone took them away put them in their mouth and that is an “this is good I also want to sound like I’m having sex noise” someone else is giggling at the facial and noise expressions. in the back ground is a movie where someone went on a date and I think that persons name was Sarah. yeah that’s all I got.
Someone is snoring and you are so obviously taking advantage of this by engaging in some old school pranks involving shaving cream and/or freezing undergarments.
good lord i have no idea haha. these guesses are hilarious though
stephen hawking without his retard machine?
So I am early again!! Will link me to TMI..I’m off to work:)
Thanks a bunch!!!
Lol @ Mr. Condescending.
Sounds like two homeless people having sex.
You get a gladiator movie made about you, put you have to wear a red cape and walk around topless, like a gladiator.
Is it you and B trying anal again while Lemmonex videos it (hence the laughter)?!?
B is snoring and you’re laughing your ass off trying to “capture the evidence” on the camcorder.
The movie is What Women Want.
i enjoyed reading these responses. and i too thought something was wrong with the link. i played it a few times before i caught on. oh alanta!
umm…the movie has already been established-so i won’t rain on anyone’s parade or steal their thunder with that.
i’m kind of hoping you did this at the theater watching forgetting sarah marshall. and you and whoever didn’t want the tall people sitting in front of you, or they smelled, so you decided to grunt and make massive sex noises to get them to move.
Sure this happened to you like five days ago (I’m too lazy to actually count how many it was) but I still gotta say… 300 posts! Holy shit you’re cool! That is all.