Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v9

by rachaelgking on April 5, 2009

My life? Is now complete.

And so is yours.

Move over, Astley. There’s a new ginger in town.

You. are. WELCOME.

{ 74 comments }

1 PQ April 5, 2009 at 1:57 am

Coworker sent me this on Friday. I love it!

2 belle April 5, 2009 at 2:04 am

OMG I laughed so hard I cried. My favorite part is the ‘looking at her’ part.

3 blueviolet April 5, 2009 at 2:06 am

That boy is too much! :)

4 Fizzgig April 5, 2009 at 2:35 am

omg do these people know they are on the internet doing this? classic!

5 Dr Zibbs April 5, 2009 at 2:37 am

That was great!

6 Kate Coveny Hood April 5, 2009 at 2:53 am

I want to adopt him.

He is officially added to the list of people I want to come live in my house (and he may have knocked Tim Gunn out of his position as #1 on the list).

7 Wearer of Socks April 5, 2009 at 3:08 am

That video is parental blackmail GOLD! And I thought the VHS of me, age 3, singing Honky Tonk Blues was bad…

8 Kristina P. April 5, 2009 at 3:23 am

I am frightened for our future!

9 BEAT April 5, 2009 at 3:33 am

I think the red head has some rhythm? ;)

10 Just Playing Pretend April 5, 2009 at 3:33 am

My jaw dropped open when he booty smacked. Pain.

11 Katie April 5, 2009 at 3:36 am

Holy shit. That. is. funny.

Favorite part #1: When red shirt boy does the “looking at her” two-finger point.

Favorite part #2: When red shirt boy gives his “big booty” a slap.

Favorite part #3: Knowing that someday this video will come back to haunt red shirt boy.

12 Life On Edge. April 5, 2009 at 4:20 am

he’s good. he’ll get good booty. in a few years.

13 Stephanie April 5, 2009 at 4:22 am

OMG HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAH!!!! That was freaking amazing. I agree with Katie about her favorite parts.

14 cavy April 5, 2009 at 4:39 am

hahahahahahaha i just shared this with the 10 people at my house right now.

8 of them cried.

i’d say this was a success!

15 Kate April 5, 2009 at 4:41 am

I just got home from the bar. You think kids are the only ones that dance like this?

16 Megan April 5, 2009 at 4:45 am

One of the most hilarious things I’ve seen EVER.

17 kate April 5, 2009 at 4:54 am

WOW. Totally made my night! And I agree with the ‘looking at her’ part.
Hilarious!

18 Cyndy April 5, 2009 at 5:13 am

That boy is seriously talented!

19 Jen April 5, 2009 at 5:15 am

Dude…my nephew does this to songs about like…licking hard candy and stuff….in a sexual connotation. It’s disturbing, yet soooo adorable.

20 Jaxie Fantastic April 5, 2009 at 5:37 am

Dear. God.

That’s effing hilarious. Those poor kids. I sincerely hope that their parents play this video on a huge ass screen at their high school graduation. Priceless.

21 Sweet Caroline April 5, 2009 at 6:55 am

My husband loved him doing the hand motions for the eyes. And, I love the bootie slappin. And, he never slowed down. The girl looked more foolish trying to compete with him.

I wanted to yell, “Stop girl…go play barbies! He is the whole show!”

Good stuff!

22 Baking With Plath April 5, 2009 at 8:08 am

I lost my shit within the first 9 seconds OH MY GOD

23 Muppet Soul April 5, 2009 at 8:39 am

OH MY G-D.

Flash forward 40 years til that kid is Uncle Somebody at someone’s wedding.

Sweet merciful crap.

24 insomniaclolita April 5, 2009 at 8:42 am

Kinda lookslike me in my glory 5 years old self.

I’m totally kidding.

Or not ;)

25 cJs April 5, 2009 at 10:24 am

i would love to be in the room when 10 years from now tht ginger kid is watching himself and cringing!!!AWESOME

my.sunday.is.COMPLETE!

26 Nicole April 5, 2009 at 10:33 am

Haha… That is going to come back to haunt him in soooo many ways…

27 Ella April 5, 2009 at 12:37 pm

the booty smacking red head made me laugh so hard i just snorted hot coffee up my nose. it was worth it.

i’m curious to see a video of whatever MALE he’s been watching to obviously copy his smooth moves.

28 Jen - The Secret Keeper April 5, 2009 at 1:23 pm

There’s a chance this kid will need some therapy in his early 20s! x

29 vazenchick April 5, 2009 at 1:42 pm

OMG. I just saw a glimpse into the future at what my own children will be doing. HA. Awesome video.

30 Gilahi April 5, 2009 at 1:44 pm

This is PRECISELY why I don’t dance. Too many people with cell phone cameras. Next thing you know I’d be on YouTube making those kids look downright talented.

31 bFlat April 5, 2009 at 1:55 pm

I’m crying because of how hard I was laughing. Favorite part is “looking at her”. PRICELESS!!!

32 Fearless in Toronto April 5, 2009 at 2:15 pm

Ahhhhhhh. Priceless.

33 Maxie April 5, 2009 at 2:37 pm

are you sure that’s not a video of us from last night?

34 Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) April 5, 2009 at 3:06 pm

Oh, that’s just too hilarious! Thanks for sharing! :)

35 JJ April 5, 2009 at 3:46 pm

Does he.. slap his ass?

36 LiLu April 5, 2009 at 3:46 pm

PQ: Priceless, no?

belle: He’s got that move DOWN.

blueviolet: In the best way possible.

Fizzgig: They will someday…

Dr Zibbs: Instant classic, no?

Kate CH: No way. Tim Gunn definitely still wins… but he’s a close second.

Wearer of Socks: Mine’s a rendition of the Three Billy Goats Gruff… complete with sock puppets.

Kristina P: Oh, come on. You LOVE it.

BEAT: He really does! It happens once in a millenium…

JPP: Many times.

Katie: Poor, poor red shirt boy. He will NEVER escape this.

Life On Edge: Agreed. Especially for being a ginger… he’s got RHYTHM!

Stephanie: Me too! Priceless.

cavy: Hells yeah! Don’t worry, they’re happy tears.

Kate: I think I pulled a couple of these moves last night myself, honestly.

Megan: Pure gold, no?

kate: I’m so glad ;-)

Cyndy: Honestly. Too bad he missed the boy band bandwagon…

Jen: Sometimes, wrong is RIGHT.

Jaxie: You know they will. Graduation, wedding, funeral…

Sweet Caroline: She really didn’t stand a chance… at least she made him look even BETTER.

BWP: I know. It’s worth it to make it to the end, too. It only gets better.

Muppet Soul: He is DEFINITELY going to be the crazy Uncle! Good call.

insomniaclolita: I know you’re not. And I love you for it.

cJs: You’re welcome!

Nicole: He has NO idea…

Ella: You know it’s good when you snarf your coffee.

Jen – TSK: A GOOD chance.

vazenchick: Your children? I think you mean YOU. ;-)

Gilahi: They are talented!

bFlat: I know! Love it.

Fearless: Truly.

Maxie: Shhhhh. That hasn’t been released yet…

Stacy (TRCC): So welcome!

37 SkylersDad April 5, 2009 at 4:08 pm

Outstanding! Thanks for posting this.

38 Somewhere In Between April 5, 2009 at 4:24 pm

AMAZING. I can’t get enough Ginger.

39 ♥Caroline♥ April 5, 2009 at 4:29 pm

LMAO! although i was wondering why mom was not dialing 911, a couple times i thought the boy was seizuring! lOl
Just kidding…this was adorable!

40 HannahBlue April 5, 2009 at 4:30 pm

Back in the day, we only used to dance like a spaz to Raffi. LOL.

41 Briana April 5, 2009 at 4:43 pm

And that, is the number 1 reason I want kids.

Kidding, of course.

42 Connie April 5, 2009 at 7:26 pm

Is there a move that the boy doesn’t know?? I mean, he didn’t do a break dance spin on his head, but other than that, he got all the rest of them, right?? :)

43 Margarita April 5, 2009 at 7:28 pm

OMG that’s so hilarious!!
http://fab.typepad.com

44 Dolce April 5, 2009 at 7:50 pm

My husband is a redhead and I’ve been hoping I have a little red head, but after watching this video I’ve changed my mind.

45 JordanBaker April 5, 2009 at 8:16 pm

Wow. WOW.

I kept expecting him to do the worm every time he hit the flo’. Disappointing.

My gaydar (finely tuned by years of living amongst them) tells me he might be a candidate for the Future Homosexuals of America.

46 Liebchen April 5, 2009 at 8:39 pm

Phenomenal. You know that kid’s been practicing for weeks. And he totally showed up his sister.

47 BeckEye April 5, 2009 at 8:55 pm

This has been making the rounds at work, and it’s pretty awesome. But if I were those kids’ Mom, I would always be asking the girl why she can’t be more like her brother.

And this is why I don’t have kids. Besides the fact that I haven’t been laid since the last Ice Age.

48 Patty Duke April 5, 2009 at 9:19 pm

LOL LOL LOL That little boy slapped his ass and did the booty shake. Hmmm Do I see a another LiLu and B production on the horizon? Pleease!

49 Dmbosstone April 5, 2009 at 10:38 pm

Who says White guys can’t dance?

In other news I can’t dance.

50 Spellbound April 5, 2009 at 11:58 pm

Not being afraid to look stupid is the first step to becoming a good dancer. God, kids are just a bit drunk all the time aren’t they?

51 harper & beatrix April 6, 2009 at 1:35 am

thank you for getting this quality song stuck in my head ALL DAY LONG.

~b

52 Sassy Britches April 6, 2009 at 2:15 am

Oh, no. He did NOT just slap his own ass!

We will either be seeing this child as a backup dancer in videos…or in jail.

53 JudgeyGirl April 6, 2009 at 2:39 am

oh my LORD. i am so stealing this! *smooch*

54 alexa - cleveland's a plum April 6, 2009 at 3:38 am

when the kid does the two fingers to the eye thing i lost it.

55 emma April 6, 2009 at 5:54 am

Thank god YouTube did not exist when I was a child. But what in the world did people have to entertain themselves with back then?

56 3 Bay B Chicks April 6, 2009 at 7:34 am

My sides ache from laughing so hard at this clip.

You said it best.

I am welcome.

-Francesca

57 Woolly April 6, 2009 at 10:54 am

that is funny shit

58 ChinkyGirLMeL April 6, 2009 at 12:58 pm

wahahaa…that boy is so cute…he looks like a dancing epileptic. lols…hehehehehe… gosh that kid is adorable.

59 Racquel Valencia April 6, 2009 at 1:03 pm

I thought Flo Rida did that song?

Oh my God I hate that I know that.

60 Lil' Woman April 6, 2009 at 1:27 pm

Lol…that is hilarious!!

Yea, that def. is Flo-rida

61 Kimberly April 6, 2009 at 2:59 pm

Hey! That ginger kid stole all my moves, he must have seen my You Tube video and copied it.

JK but you do have to wonder if he came up with the ass smacking moves on his own or if this was a learned behavior… And that poor girl! She might as well have not even been in the video, I barely noticed her at all cause I just couldnt keep my eyes off the star of the show. I did briefly notice her one brilliant move of the sixties scissor eye move in the midst of all the ass smacking.

Pretty. Fucking. Funny.

62 LiLu April 6, 2009 at 3:01 pm

SkylersDad: I'm here for you.

Somewhere In Between: Never gonna get enough…

Caroline: The "seizure" is the newest dance craze!

HannahBlue: Raffi! Omg, I remember Raffi. HILARIOUS.

Briana: I'm not…

Connie: He seriously did. He almost nailed the worm! That's serious stuff!

Margarita: Isn't it, though?

Dolce: Take it back! Take it back!

JordanBaker: Seriously, can we take bets on that somewhere? Because I'm pretty sure it's a given.

Liebchen: His poor sister. She better HOPE she never has to dance next to him in public.

BeckEye: That girl seriously needs to take some lessons or something. Most likely, from her brother.

Patty Duke: I am not even going to TRY. That kid is way out of my league!

Dmbosstone: They are few and far between, but they are AMAZING when they can.

Spellbound: Kids, and me. It's a good way to go through life.

beatrix: So, SO welcome! <3

Sassy Britches: Either way? I'll still watch his videos.

JudgeyGirl: Steal away, my love! This must be shared with the world!

alexa: I know. And it only gets better after that.

emma: I honestly have NO freaking idea.

3 Bay B Chicks: You really are. ;-)

Woolly: Right?? Priceless!

ChinkyGirLMeL: Dancing epileptic about sums it up. Also: AWESOME.

Racquel Valencia: I am stunned but in awe that you do.

Lil' Woman: It took 60 people for you two to call that out. Be proud.

63 LiLu April 6, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Kimberly: I agree, the girl was just humiliating herself. Someone teach her how to cook, QUICK.

64 Titania April 6, 2009 at 3:31 pm

That was hilarious. That kid has the soul of a stripper. He’ll be rich some day.

65 Laura April 6, 2009 at 4:30 pm

I hope he retains both the versatility and vigor of his dancing skills well into adulthood.

Also, no collection of The Fugly is complete without…BABY SLOTHS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pqio2G_Ra6g

66 Little Ms Blogger April 6, 2009 at 4:57 pm

LiLu – Happy that I didn’t have access to TV this weekend because UCONN lost -sniff

67 golublog April 7, 2009 at 12:21 am

The children dancing is always cute but I always wonder about the lyrics thing.

68 Emily April 7, 2009 at 5:32 am

Hey! They totally stole my dance moves! Can I sue them for that?

69 Ruby April 7, 2009 at 3:09 pm

Ahahahahahaha Oh my good Lord!!! This was TOOOOO funny! I have to agree, the “lookin at her part” was absolutely the best

70 JN April 7, 2009 at 9:53 pm

This made my entire week. Thank you!!

71 gennarae April 9, 2009 at 11:33 pm

Lilu, I think you just found your future GBF!!! AWESOME!!! Especially after a horrible day at work (where I can’t get videos otherwise I would have commented on this before)

72 LiLu April 10, 2009 at 11:35 am

Titania: He will be! I guarantee it.

Laura: That just made my WHOLE WEEKEND!!! Too cute!

LMB: I’m sorry, love… but my boys were gonna take it anyway! ;-)

golublog: Agreed. I guess his parents assume he doesn’t know what they mean…

Emily: Which one? He had like 50!

Ruby: Stellar, no?

JN: You’re so welcome. :-)

gennarae: I think I did too! Priceless!

73 alissa April 15, 2009 at 1:37 am

omg the ass slapping is hilarious. hes going to sue his parents when he gets older.

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