I am also an idiot.
Correction: B is an idiot. For finally giving in to all my fugly-cuddly-wuddly aminamal whims…
And for being willing to forget just how much he enjoys breathing, and give these two hooligans a whirl.
Do we need a kitten? No, not at all. Do we need TWO?? Most decidedly not. But, um, well… how do you choose?
Let’s face it. After he admitted that maybe, just maybe we could get ONE it was sort of a done deal. Because I don’t do anything half-assed.
I knew I had to have the Siamese boy the second I saw him, and B fell for the little girl wearing a tuxedo. You’d never know they’re brother and sister, except how they match in kyootness.
So we brought them home last night… and this happened.
B: What are you going to name yours?LiLu: I dunno. I like when people give animals real people names, like… hmm… “Stanley,” or “Murray”.
B: Sure, that works. He is kind of like a nerdy white guy anyway.
LiLu: What about you? What are you going to call that sweet little girl?
B: Hmmmm… “Axe Murderer.” Yeah, I like that.
LiLu: [laughing] You’re not serious.
B: Is that a challenge?? You said I can call her anything I want!
LiLu: Oh, you can, darling. You’re willing to get me kittehs, you can name it “Diarrhea” if you want.
Proof positive:
So, um… who wants to come over and play with this little girl?
I promise she’s not half as tough as her name.
Just don’t call her “Axe” for short… it’s “Murderer,” apparently.
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Your little “hooligans” are the cutest kittens I’ve ever seen! I recently met a “Bob” the cat. I too think people names on cats are cool. Murray makes me think of Flight of the Conchords.
Yay! Congrats on finally joining the proud “fur parents club”
They are beyond adorable!
You could name the female Harriet. Y’know the suspected “ax murderer” from the funny movie “So I married an ax murderer”.
Then again, people might think you guys are really big fans of Harriet the Spy. LOL
Just think, next time you feel like having Chinese food, you’ve got all your ingredients in-house!
Great.
Now I want Chinese food.
They are so freaking cute!You’re very lucky.
Your boyfriend is officially a gazillion times better than mine,because he would only let me get one kitten.
Awww…I can’t wait to meet your kitties!!!
Congrats
Very very cute. Axe, sorry, Murderer, is very playful (although I think that’s more to do with her being teased with that piece of string)
Keep us updated!
I want KITTTTEHHSSS
I can’t believe you didn’t name one of them Fearless. You and B are off my Christmas Card list.
They’re so cute!! Two kittens…ahhhh, what fun. I’m jealous. My cat is nearly three years old, and he’s way past the point of chasing after string or cords (p.s. is that a cord for your computer that B is playing with? awesome).
You’ll have to keep posting pictures as they get bigger! I love it when kittens hit that awkward, lanky 4-6 month phase.
They are waaaaay too cute. And I just have to say. When an ex and I used to talk about baby names (which yes, ridic), he would always say he’d name a son axe murderer…or shotgon. oh lord…
Awww.
Yeah, you’ve got to get two: they keep each other company. I adopted my cats two weeks apart, Guy (the tuxedo) was two years old, Tippy was about six weeks. Guy did a lot of hissing at first, but they mostly get along now (ten years later). Guy’s big and fat now, but he still claws my toes when my feet dangle off my futon, Tippy’s scared to death of the ceiling fan, and still a remakably tiny cat.
Kittens are a lot of fun, but a lot of headache. Guy used to enjoy jumping to free-hanging shelves, and I’d come home to find him angry with me and a shelf down on the floor, with its contents scattered everywhere. Stupid cat.
Have fun spending $$$ on cat litter, though. If you don’t already have a preferred brand, PetSmart has a house brand I’ve used for years and years. It’s about $10 for a 30-lbs bucket and it does the job (I go through a bucket every three weeks, give or take).
I wanted to get a cat.
not as a pet for me, but for my dog.
Except i’d be feeding it, cleaning it’s litter box and taking it for shots.
Ok well the dog would be cleaning the litter box.
And I wouldn’t have to feed the dog as much.
Maybe I should man up with some claritin and get a kitten.
I’m not inviting mooog over if I do, fucking chinese food eating ass.
They are pretty freaking adorable. If this turns in to a cat blog, though, I quit. The Cathy comics are next.
Awww you have fur babies.
The best kind!
Is that an iPod cord B is using to taunt Ax? Because my cats both attack that thing like it’s nobody’s business. One day I won’t be able to recharge my iPod because they’ll have chewed it to a nub.
If this becomes a cat blog? I’ll comment more.
Do you know that Sarah McLaughlin SPCA commercial when they show all the kittens and puppies at the pound while they play that sad song playing in the background? I see it got to you also. I’m glad you got two because those little critters need homes.
OMG I LOVE THEM THEY ARE SO CUUUUUTTTEEE!! AAHH!!!
i wanna see ‘em! i wanna see ‘em!!!!
they are adorable! thanks for posting this; i needed a dose of cute for having to get up at the asscrack of dawn!
Oh they’re both really cute. Love kittens! And Axe? Seriously? haha!
I can almost feel sneezes coming on just from looking at this, but I gotta say they are really cute.
I had a grown-up version of Axe Murderer when I was little.
They are SO CUTE. I’m jealous. My cat is just a fat ass….
Awwww, how cewwwwwwwwwwt!!! I have a cat…his name is Tatty (although my previous cat was called Barnaby and I actually wanted to call the new (stray) one Cindy (or Barbara Streisand) – I’m definitely into pets with human names! If I get another I’m going to call her Madonna – or vadge for short!)…anyhoo, Tatty has decided he’s lonely and yesterday got himself some friends…FLEAS!!!! AHHHHH! I have no idea what I’m dealing with here!! x
I wish you luck, my dear cause after my attempt to own a cat I’m done.
SOOOOOO super cute!!
I wish i could have kitties but my allergies say no, no!!
Congrats on your fur babies!
Great name…although I would have gone with a serial killer name like “Jeffrey Dahmer”
kittehs!!! This is not helping my desire to get a second kitteh. They are adorable!
You might want to consider a Litter Maid. You never have to scoopy the poopy, just take out a lil’ container. It’s awesome.
aww my goodness they are so adoooorable. Congrats you guys!
They make these laser pointers for cat…I guess you could use any laser pointer(although, I think the ones made specifically for cats aren’t as dangerous, I guess the beam is lighter or something) …anyway, they say it is healthy for cats because it gives them excercise and helps them maintain a healthy weight. I got mine at Wal-Mart and my cat LOVES chasing it!
Oh my gosh, they’re adorable! In fact, I just text my husband and said that I want a kitten or a puppy of our own.
Jason’s suggestions for naming Calvin when we first got him:
1) Academy-award winning actress Susan Sarandon.
2) Supreme Puppy of the Galactic Space Armada.
3) Thor.
4) A series of alien-like clicks that I’m not sure how to type.
It’s a boy thing…
Congratulations!! They are so cute – I can’t stand it! I wish I could see all the pics. I’m missing two of them. I don’t know why, but I tend to not be able to see images on your site. Anyway, of what I can see of those cute babies – I totally adore. The best thing about kittens is that you can blow raspberries into those cute round bellies. Ptttttth! By the way, if you name the girl Axe Murderer, you can call her Axie for short!:):)
You are gonna love your little boogers and be entertained as hell! Yay!!!
Sooooo freaking cute!!! I’ll check at home to see any of Lucas toys that he has ignored and bring over to you.
I gave a bunch away not long ago, but should still have others in the house (turns out he is very picky about his toys).
So Cute!!! I kind of want to eat them!! Axe M. You know you could flip her name and call er M. Axe. and make it Maxie! That’s way more furry adorable than Axe Murderer!
Congrats on the kittens- I’m sure this will be a source of much enjoyment and will inspire many posts!
So cute!
i am reduced to a number of squealy garbled noises over here. LOVE KITTEHS. i also have a very loudly purring 1-yr old siamese on my lap as i type this
if murray grows up to be “talky,” as siamese are prone to do, we should get webcams and let our cats chat with each other.
We so can’t be friends any more. I am 100% against naming pets after people names. Because what do you do when your cat is named after your mom’s best friend? I mean, that’s just not right. You’re so fired.
Eeeeh, finally! So you weren’t kidding, then. They are precious! A pair of kittens is always better than one, anyway – plus, they’re like your own little Comedy Central. (I’m actually leaving in a second to go pick up two myself…now I feel like a poser!).
Enjoy the babies!
Ka-yoooot! Yay, I’m so happy you have culprits of your own now. I’m with you on the people names for animals. My precious bundle of joy is named Frank. The nicknames don’t stop: Frank the Tank, Frankser the Gangster, Cranky Franky. Enjoy, my dear!
Those are the cutest kittens!! Makes me want one of my own.
i hate cats but love kittens…. how freakin cuuuuuuuuuute!
you should name one toonces, because that would be awesome.
are they gonna become LOLcats?
cute! where did you adopt them from?
They’re so cute!!! I’m jealous!
YAY for kittehs — if you have any kitten questions (I used to work at a vet) let me know.
They are adorable, love KITTENS
What is it with everyone getting new pussies? I don’t have an old pussy much less a new pussy.
Hey why is everyone giggling like 13 year old boys.
You have such cute pussies. I bet Boyfriend likes that you now have two pussies. I mean so much more fun playing with two rather than just one and they can keep each other company.
WHAT? why is everyone giggling?
They are adorable! Two are definitely better than one. I got my boyfriend two for Christmas. One was black, Smokey, and his sister was black and white, she had a white mask on her face…so she is Bandit (she was originally a he, according to the people we got them from). I save the people names for Dogs and “fun” names for the cats.
Ohhhh, too cute!!!
OH. MY. GAWD. THE. CUTENESS. I saw this first thing in the morning and nothing makes a day good like pictures of little furry babies!!!
They look like trouble to me.
So cute! Our last addition was two little 5 week old brothers. There are still some days, almost 9 months later, that we still wanna kill ‘em! JK But they are so much fun to have 2 at the same time. I can tell you from experience it’s way better than just 1 at a time. Have tons of fun!!
Kittens are DEFINITELY better in twos. Your sanity may suffer somewhat but the furniture, fixtures, things living on shelves will have slightly longer lives as two kittens tend to play with each other as opposed to one bored one trying to play with everything you own.
And the Seal Point is hella cute.
Soooooo cute! Congrats Mama!
OMG they are soooo cute! And I don’t even like cats! Good luck!
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!! My heart went a pitter patter the way most girls do when they see a baby.
Love the babies! Who needs two cats? Well I have a sign in my house that says “cats are like potato chips you can’t have just one”
While it’s tacky, it’s true! Enjoy the cuddly kittehs!!!!!! I wanna pinch their little cheeks and kiss their noses!
I’m just allergic enough to cats that I can play with them at other people’s houses, but I couldn’t have the fur all over my own. But I sure do miss my ex’s cat. My big Moose-kitty.
Can I just come snuggle with yours sometimes? They’re adoooorable.
ohmigawd! *mouth agape with awe at the cute* Kittens!!!! YAAAAAYYYYY! This post makes me want to go chase butterflies and cuddle murderers.
If I ever have twins, I’m totally naming them Murderer and Murray.
And, my heart just melted into a million little pieces of cuteness overload. I want!
Ahhhh!!! Those kitties are SOOOO cute! Omg, I can’t stop staring at the pictures of them.
I LOVE kittens. I still LOVE my kitty even though he’s all grown up now, I consider him a kitten still
I will have to get him another friend soon I think!
They are precious! Since I refuse to ever be pregnant again – I settle for kitten and puppy longings.
Awww, these little furballs are just adorable!! and I don’t even like cats!
Cuteness overload ! kitties !
They are really cute.
But I’m not yet convinced that cats don’t try to suck out your soul through your asshole while you’re sleeping. So there’s that to think about.
Please, oh please don’t become one of those cat bloggers.
Also, be careful that those little buggers don’t steal your breath while you’re sleeping.
OMG SOOOO CUTE! How can anyone not love them??? I can’t wait to hear the blog after the first time you take them to the vet and they ask her name!!!
People names are cute! I like liquor names for dogs, Bacardi, Killigan, Tequila….
Also Mike’s post killed me. The dog would clean the litter box. The thought grossed me out and yet made me laugh at the same time! Good luck with the kittehs!
Oh and you can be like Caitlin and Zach and potty train them so no litter required!
soooo adorably cute.
congratulations
Awwwwww! So cute!
So “Axe Murderer”? Really?
so cute!
Yay for fun fuzzy kittens! I’m tempted to jump on a plane right now and come play with your whole family. As soon as they become cats I’ll just be coming for you and B.
oh my god. i can’t deal.
Cottage Cheese: Me too! That’s why it’s perfect. If only he had a NZ accent!
HannahBlue: Oooo… I like Harriet! I’ll pass it by B, but I think he’s pretty attached to Axe…
moooooog35: You would.
Penny: But who will he play with when you’re gone??
PQ: Come and play! They need to be tuckered out…
nuttycow: She is a little adventurous thing, for sure… I foresee many things broken in our future.
Shannon: Make it happen, woman!
Fearless: Who are you kidding. You’ll BE HERE for Christmas.
hannahjustbreathe: It’s only been 12 hours and I’m already sort of looking forward to when they calm down a little…
Molly: Shotgun? No one would have made fun of that kid… no, definitely not…
Malnurtured Snay: Thanks for the litter advice! With two, we’re going to go through a lot… and yes, it is definitely an iPod cord!
Lemmonex: Cathy is HILARIOUS. (Can you smell it? The sarcasm?)
Liz: Amen to that!
Del-V: I’m not saying I’ve cried at that commercial before… I’m also not saying I haven’t.
Deutlich: ANYTIME, darlin! They are here for ya
FallenAngel915: Glad to help your early morning, love.
Christy: My baby, he is creative if nothing else.
peterdewolf: B’s allergic too, but we’re trying to Benadryl our way through it…
failnomore: Fat kittehs can be fun too!
jen – tsk: I love the names Tatty and Barnaby! Priceless.
Mb: Ohh… I’m scared to read…
Caroline: B too… but he’s trying to pull through it! We’re praying for some immunity to kick in.
Cameron: What’s the one from Seinfeld? Googled: Joel Rifkin!
pithycomments: Ooo, thanks! I’ll check it out… anything that minimizes my poop-scooping is welcome.
PorkStar: Thank you!
Life is Wonderful: That’s totally on my list to get- these two would go crazy! Thanks
Megan: Do it! Pictures please!
Ben: I’m really surprised B didn’t suggest Thor, actually.
Jessica: Shoot me your email and I’ll send you ALL the pics! I took about 50 last night
Bethie: I am so stoked… for reals.
Beach Bum: Oh, awesome! I need to go get some today… we have nothing yet!
notyourplainjane: I’m sure Maxie would LOVE it if we named one after her…
Dmbosstone: They really are, aren’t they.
Alice: He meowed in my ear RIGHT as I read your comment.
Nilsa: Oh no! Well, I don’t know any Murrays, other than my Great Uncle… dammit, you were right! At least Axe is safe.
inkpuddle: I was not kidding… we are crazy and went and did it! And I’m so glad. Enjoy your new babies too!
PLT: My last kitty was named Frank the Tank! Love it!
shakeitgood: Do it! Save a kitteh
SLG: TOONCES. You must now get a kitten and name him that, immediately. And obviously I need to take some funny pics for y’all to caption…
Lexiloo: This awesome adoption org, Homeward Trails: http://www.homewardtrails.org/
liferehab: You should be
Zipcode: Oh, I totally will! This baby kitten thing is new to me… Thanks for letting me know.
Gladys: *snarfs laughing* Oh lady, you KILL me!
MerEdith: Welcome! Smokey and Bandit- too freaking cute.
A Super Girl: They’re sleeping right now… such little angels.
lisa @ seriously.: You are SO welcome!
Matt: Me, too. Especially Axe.
Kylie: I want to kill them a little already. But JUST A LITTLE.
Svaha: Thanks! And I think you’re right- I’d much rather they played with each other than, say, my shoes…
rondamarie: Thanks, lovey!
The Northerner: Thanks… we’re gonna need it, I think.
Fizzgig: I’m like you- I only pitter patter for critters, not babies. And we definitely needed two
JAG: YES. Come now, please. They are tiring me out! I only have so many toes to nibble on.
los_tartist: They are seriously so cute I kind of want to cuddle a murderer myself.
Amber: Yes! Get him a little baby friend
Kate CH: Ha- yes, these will have to do for me for now too! No babies!
Aritza: Who can hate kittens? NO ONE, that’s who.
shine: But they look so innocent…
BeckEye: I promise. And will do.
Shelly: Oooo, those are good! I can just see a boxer named Killigan!
floreta: Thank you!
Marie: Really. You’ve met B. You should know.
JM:
Julie: You better come quick!
brookem: They’re here for the visiting…
oh. my. god. those are the sweetest kittens i have EVER SEEN!!!!
Oh my gosh! They are so adorable! And I love that your bf named his kitten Axe Murderer. That is amazing.
OMFG! THEY ARE PRECIOUS!!!!
My cat is half siamese. He’s adorable.
I don’t even like cats, but that white one is adorable!
Yay, congratulations on the new additions to your family! I see much fodder for funny posts in the future. Just please don’t use too much LOLcats speak. It give me a headache.
Oh my God are they cute. And those eyes on the little girl. I want to kiss them and hug them and squeeze them!
I’m only commenting because I don’t want to be a turd monkey.
Seriously, while adorable, I couldn’t handle a pet. I’m barely mature enough to take care of myself.
Axe Murderer. LMAO. Did you settle on Murray or Stanley? (You probably answered that but I’m too busy *lazy* to read all the comments.)
Sincerely,
Mama to Pretty Boy *Fat Ass* Floyd the Cat
You’re a mom?! Wait. You’re not gonna start drinking less or anything silly like that, right?
OMG!!! They are so cute! Can they come with you when you visit Boston!?!? Plzzz!
Super cute! Congrats on your new name “Mommy”!
Haha! And I’d have to get 2 also b/c if I only got 1 I’d feel bad that it was going to be lonely or something. 
They are so cute! I couldn’t have picked just one either
They look so cute and innocent! It’s enough to make me want to play with them…and endure the itchy, watery red mess that my eyes will become.
OK, can’t resist: Nice pussies! Ditto Liebchen, except for the whole wanting to play with them.
Haha, I’m on the same page as Lemmonex!
I’m outta here if this becomes cat-centric. Cathy, and knitting, optional.
Re Christmas: Yeah, you’re probably right. Especially given my parents’ taste in wine.
So cute!!
but…ummmm…you need to invest in some actual cat toys….or at least buy some and then let them play with the bag or receipt they came with…
SO, SO CUTE!
In the video, yours has that “How come there’s no litter in the litter box? Guess I’ll pee somewhere else” look. Just sayin…
At least he’s got an imagination.
My husband wanted to name our kitty “Patrick”. I’m so not kidding. Not a cool boy name like Colin, Harrison or FitzPatrick. Just Patrick.
Yeah. So, I named him Kimchi. ^_^ I win.
Awwww.
I forgot to give you some unsolicited advice earlier! Spray bottle and human nail clippers will serve you well, though not the scissor-y kind of clippers, the flippy-top, chomp-chomp kind (ha). One to redirect acrobatic stunts in precarious places, the other to handle the snagging, killer kitten claws that leave such pretty marks on your hands…arms…furniture…
Twas all.
awww, so cute. I will never have a kitten because my B is allergic, or at least that’s what he’s convinced me. I love pets with human names too!
Charlie Mackenzie: How many people have you brutally murdered?
Harriet Michaels: Well, brutal’s a very subjective word. I mean, what’s brutal to one person might be totally reasonable to somebody else.
B is on his game! LMAO
Congratulations to you both on your new arrivals!
xxxxxF
you’ve already mastered the cute kitty photo…. so awesome! I had a roomie with two cats once. We could never get a good photo of them. Although I’m convinced one thought he was a dog. He would totally obey commands and do tricks. have fun!
I wannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, I <3 Axe Murderer.
And.
WOOOOOOOOOOOLILU!!!!!!!*throws panties*
Awwww, very adorable.
I typically hate cats, but the ex and I got two – both kittens – when we moved in together. Our justification for two? When we’re not home, at least they have each other. See? See? It works, right?
AHHHH – they are SOOOO cute. The little tuxedo kitten cat? Matches mine. I have a tuxedo kitten cat, too. Hooray!
Thanks Lemmonex! I now have the Andy Samberg Cathy skit stuck in my head.
You and B have some gorgeous pussies. And the cats are pretty cute, too.
oh the cuteness! it kills!
Oh my you most certainly will have your hands full.
I dont know what it is about Tuxedo cats but they are just straight up crazy.
They will play with invisable pieces of paper, insist upon only drinking from the sink and will eventually become so attached to one person that no one else will be able to touch or even look at them with out flipping out. Oh and if it is a female it will certainly be a bitch. lol.
My next kitten will be another tuxedo and although I wont be naming it “axe murderer” trust that B has picked the perfect name.
Yep. I am officially mush.
SO CUTE!!!! I gave you a shot out today on my blog!
Had to detail the ol’ hipster thing…
KYUT!!
I can just imagine her with a teeny tiny axe, like, Hiya! Hiya! hacking away at twine and tissues and stuff.
You HAVE to have two! That way they can play together when you’re away! And they are sooooooooooooooooooooo cute! I love them already!
Awwww. I love that B is such a push over. The axe murderer name is just so he can keep up appearances of being a tough guy.
They are just too damn cute! Once they get a little older you should pick up some wheat/pet grass and/or cat nip for them.
So cute! I’m glad you got both- we have two kittens at home and they love playing together…sometimes. I so want to come over and play with them! Please- I miss my kitties that are back in Baltimore with my parents haha
um, YES! why won’t j let me get one (or five)? oh right, his allergies…yeah, i guess i’d rather have j around than 5 kitties…ugh, the choices we have to make! why is life so fricken hard?
Me and Mr. Puddy wanna watch a scarrry movie!
Ever seen that Netflix commercial? It’s amazing.
My cats go for walks with my dog. Probably not an option in DC, is it?
Aww….BIG step.
I know because I just took it myself. Me and my bf just got a German Shep…
First, pets…then….
Wonderful! Kittens are the best. (Although sometimes a tad destructive.) My mom got kittens two years ago and they’re still a handful. She named them Tinker and Doodles. I call them Stinker and The Dude.
I am violently allergic to the little critters, but my God they are cute. I’ve always wanted one. Actually, I’m pretty sure I’d be the wack job with 25 or 30 of them if I could.
Awwwwww!!! They are soooo cute! Congrats mom and dad
Two kittens are actually better than one. We tried one kitten, and after curtains were pulled down, book shelves emptied, appliances unplugged, furniture knocked over (the seniors in the next apartment thought it was great fun to give us the ‘crash’ report as we arrived home from work each evening) … well, we got our kitten a kitten.
It was our first fur-baby that passed away last weekend
… sigh… but the sadness is worth the many years of fuzzy love he brought us!
My heart just melted! This makes me want to get a buddy for my puppy. BTW I almost got tired of scrolling down the comments. Strong build up girl.
They’re soo cute!I think you’re boyfriend is very imaginative. I love the nickname “murderer”. It’s so unique. Every other cat is called Kitty or something familiar.
I sense some high-quality lolcats in the making.
Also, I have to ask. Were you able to spell “Diarrhea” on the first try? I decided yesterday that word is pretty much the hardest word to spell in the English language.
Or maybe I’m just dumb.
Yeah.
First things out the way, when I see this post’s titles in my GReader I kinda stared at it for a bit trying to be sure it was real.
Not cool. At all.
Axe Murderer is quite possibly the greatest name ever. Especially since it’s a kitten that’s pretty much made of cuteness and fluff.
I am not a cat person AT ALL – but those kitties are friggin cute!
I just love all animal pictures, but these are particularly heart-warming and totally made my day.
OH MY GOD MY HEART JUST EXPLODED WITH CUTENESS.
God kittens are so cute.
Both of my cats have human names. I like it that way, too.
So cute! We went to adopt a kitten last year and ended up with two as well – funny how that happens
Kitties!
Kitties!
My uterus just kicked a little, in a maternal like fashion.
Oh my god they are so cute. Seriously I am coming over to hang out with them and to hang out with you too, of course.
congratulations on ur little babies!!!!our dog ate my kitten and since then i refuse to love another bt am sure urs will be fine:)
i love how the B says Murderer at the very end of video tres creepy!!!
I’M GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM!!!
maybe you shouldn’t have me over.
Who has cat eyes?
THAT IS MY CAT.
Seriously? that black one?
THAT IS MY CAT.
There is not one damn difference. You are copying me Miss Musing style.
warning: That cat may grow up to be fat, and show love by stabbing your achilles tendons.
Just sayin.
(and PS – Bubba’s “okay maybe we can get like, a hamster or something” turned into two cats and a dog)
OMG they are adorable!
oooooooo, I love it! I tried to get my bf to let me get a mini-maltese, I tempted him by saying we could call the 4lb fluff-ball Killer… Didn’t work but I keep hoping.
I am so jealous right now. I’d dying for a pet and those two are adorable!
Vittoria: Thank you, thank you.
adriana: He is a special one.
phampants: I LOVE Siamese.
Kristina P: Thanks, love
lustyreader: I promise to hold back, darlin… it will be hard, but I will for you.
bikramyogachick: I have squeezed them many times. It feels good.
thebmt: Congrats, you are NOT a turdmonkey!
Hillbilly Princess: Murray. It’s a family name
f.B: Don’t be ridiculous! We have a picnic coming up… and I will be wasted and dancing in the daylight.
Kristen: I’ll stuff them in my suitcase just for you!
Kellie: Exactly! I don’t want them to be lonely. They’re a good pair… mischievous, but good.
Cassie: Right??
Liebchen: B’s in your boat… he’s suffering through like a champ, though.
FoggyDew: Haha- you are the first and only to crack that one, I think!
Karen: I promise, this will NEVER be a cat blog. Swear on my knitting needles.
Fearless: Ha! I knew it.
theblacktulip: Ha, my iPod cord isn’t a good idea?
lacochran: Oh, I filled it… just in time.
Heather Rose: Kimchi! I love it! So different.
Dr Zibbs: Truly.
inkpuddle: Thank you! All unsolicited advice is wholeheartedly welcomed here.
Nikki: My B is too… there is hope yet…
fiona: Thank you, love! And yes he is
Sr. H: Cats who think they’re dogs are the bestest- so friendly.
WickedCourtni: Oh, I’m throwing em right back at you, love.
amindinmotown: YES- that is perfect justification! It worked for us…
regardez moi: They’re so stylish, no?
freckledk: THANK YOU for making me google that!
Hillary: I know!
Belle: I am already seeing the crazy…
Veggie Assassin: I win!
Kelly: Aw, thanks love! Preesh
Steam Me Up: I love that the GIRL is named Axe, too.
Jules: You and me both, darlin.
repliderium: Shhhh… I hope he doesn’t read that… tee hee!
Miss Scorpio: Wheat/pet grass? Please elaborate.
Alana: Come over any time
lucklys: I KNOW! Hopefully this works out…
Emily: No, but I’m going to google it now…
Penny: I know… but we already live together, after all
Congrats on yours!
Sparkling Red: Stinker and The Dude! I LOVE it!
Margo: Ha- I would too, if B would let me…
Let me start this out with a solid cats are cool and you’re cats are the coolest.
Now my thoughts: It’s amazing to me that a little bundle of furrbally wonderment can cause hard ass Lilu to say things like, “Kyootnes,” and “kitteh”. It also turns all your commenters into little puddles of love and gushiness. It’s sweet, adorable, and SSSSOOOOO GGGGREAAAATTTTTT!!!!
I’m sorry. I’m always a smart ass. Don’t be mad.
love the names
i once named a cat ‘ass’ just so i could say ‘anyone wanna pet(scratch/rub) my ass?’
too bad he’s a skinny bag of bones now living at my mom’s house, his glory days are long gone.
I have only ever given my cats human names: George, Gracie & Robert. Actually, my daughter (7 yrs old at the time) named Robert. All she'd ever known was for a pet to have a human name. To call it Fluffy or Smooshie or some other pet-ish name meant nothing to her. So she picked Robert.
Hi. I’m a first time visitor to your blog.
Punky Bean suggested you and I decided to check your blog out.
I like…
Kittens are adorable little terrors. My cat used to get his daily workout in at about 3am by running laps around my bed or by dive-bombing my feet under the covers. Awesome.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh love them!!! Oh, I want to kiss der little fuzzy heads!
Yeah…um, my roommate at the time and I went in to adopt one kitten and took her sister too. No regrets 9 years later!
OMG – what cuties! You might want to pursuade B to change his mind on the name. Imagine if AxeMurderer gets out and he’s screaming Axemurderer on the top of his lungs….oh wait, I forgot that no one in your neighborhood would turn their head to look.
I’m just saying, pick a name you can scream in public. My old cat’s name was Static and boy did people stare when I’d scream her name.
haha that’s hilarious. but axe is such a good nickname. but i guess murderer is a little more fierce.
Your kitties are so cute!! I got 1 kitty and 2 hamsters. I could eat up the cuteness! lol
I left you some love on my blog…stop by and pick it up when you have a minute!!
It’s chicken flavored…the kittehs will luv it!
My husband calls kittens “the trap”. Your lives will never be the same.
Signed,
Staff for the 5 cats who own the Haley house
rach, are you kidding me 142 comments?!?!
anways, im in LOVE with ORION! oh wait, you changed the name. haha
An ax murderer in a tuxedo. I love it!
LOL okay I must say that I love the name Axe
so fricken cute! 
i don’t love cats…but holy moly. those kittens are freaking cute. especially with a name like axe murderer. mwhahah.
I showed Marmalade (16 years old) the video clip of your cuties. I think she was impressed
I hear there is something you can pick up at the vet to cut down on what makes us allergic to cats. I would check with a vet.
SO cute. Cute is the most trouble. Worse than alcohol, love, anything. It makes us ridiculous.
Awesome! Congratulations to you and B! My kitten Ziggy has been looking for new kittens online.
I totally just want to eat Stanley-Murray. A.dor.a.ble.
Nice dig B got in there at the end…just in CASE we weren’t sure…it’s “Murderer.” Do we need a review before the quiz?
Connie: I definitely think two was the way to go… especially after reading this! I’m so sorry about your little boy
justjp: Aw, it ain’t me… it’s the sweet kitteh faces!
Demigoddess: It certainly is unique…
Mermanda: Yes. But only because of how frequently I use it… I’ll let you marinate on that.
Kendall: Haha, sorry to do it to you again!
Gabby: Thanks!
DocE: Aw, thanks. It’s hard with my crappy old camera
Kim: I didn’t mean to make your heart asplode! I sowwy.
moArdy: They get you with the “they’ll be lonely…” My heartstrings, they were tugged!
Princess Pointful: I only do that for animals.
LBluca77: Dude, we will throw the biggest East Coast HH ever if you do.
rambles@25: Creepy is right…
Maxie: I know how to distract you, woman.
rs27: I’m on it!
Muppet Soul: Pictures! Pictures! (And we started with a hedgehog…)
Sandcastle Dreams: Truth.
Desiree Aubigney: Keep pushing. Apparently they break after a while…
Ashley: I’d share… but I can’t split them up.
JPP: Never mind. Always love. Your smartass balances me out today.
Lana: That is HILARIOUS, though! Strong work.
Ella: Is she perchance a Twilight fan?
Complainer: I’m so glad! I heart her too… I’ll be over to yours shortly to pay the same courtesy
Katie: I’m thinking ours are very similar…
wafelenbak: Oh, I hope we can say the same in a decade!
LMB: They’re indoor cats… but it could still happen. Is it bad to yell “Axe”? Probably not in my hood…
Katelin: I will be calling it Axe, despite what he says.
Blaez: Yay for the fuzzies!
Kylie: Aw, thanks, sweets! You just made my day.
Spellbound: FIVE??? Even I draw the line at two (especially in a 900 sf apartment…)
alexa: Shhhh! I didn’t even want people to know he was ever named that!
SMB: Priceless, no?
Wearing Mascara: B is vindicated, it seems.
Amandaaa: Ah, irony. How we love you.
G: Aw, yay! Glad to hear it.
Caroline: Oh, I have the wipes and he’s on Benadryl. We WILL make this work!
justrun: It’s so true… and I’m totally okay with it.
Sean: Ziggy! Love it! Must see pictures…
Sassy Britches: I went with Murray. And yes, he is a master of the dig.
I don’t know who I love more….your cats, or B.
I love human names on cats lol and they are the cutest!!I’m not a cat person but I totally changed my mind
So so so so cute. I want one! But I’m allergic. WAH.
Hi I dropped by again to say that I tagged you
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LOL… I love the fact B named the cat “axe murderer”
My dogs name is Meathead.
I love the name Axe Murderer, too cute. I am not a cat person but your kittens are adorable.
Wow, this is deja vu. My then-boyfriend-now-husband and I got two cats about four years ago. They ended up with the names Mr. Pink and Fluffy Shit. Now they eat all the wires in our house.
Just sayin’.
happy (belated) new kitten day! so exciting!
But AXE is cuuuteee!
They are the cutest little kitties! Congrats. It’s probably better than you got 2 so they can entertain each other when you aren’t around.
omg, they are so cute…I love the names!
OMG! So precious! They are so little. I want one. Except I’m very allergic so that’s not happening.
omg, those kitties are so freakin cute!!!
You can get wheat grass at Whole Foods on P street. Or you can get pet grass at PetCo or PetSmart. Mine loves it! It keeps their tummies healthy.
They’re so cute! I have two myself, but they’re both full grown now. Oh, and a dog. Yeah. They’re a handful!
Digging the name Axe Murderer by the way haha!
Kittens are cute. Full-grown cats, not so much (I know, that’s just my own, very personal opinion). If I could keep them kitten-size for life, maybe I’d get one, too!
(That is, maybe I’d get one if I didn’t have a roommate who was allergic to animals with fur.)
FUCKING CUTE!!! I love kittens!! Axe murderer, I have to admit, is a pretty schway name. What about yours?
Aaaaaaa!!!! I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous right now! I want adorable kittehs! And Murderer looks almost exactly like my childhood kitteh Boots. CUTE!!!
congrats!!! but what happened to getting a fugly? these are so so so cute!
i highly recommend using relatives names (dead or alive) – our last cats were doris and harry after my grandparents.
Kittens are the awesomest things to ever be put on this planet. Yours are no exeption to that!
woo hoo!
These ARE the most adorable kittens in the world. Axe Murderer cracks me up-and I like Axe for short too. What an adorable tux cat. Had a girl tux named Scarlet O’Hara-she gave anyone who came into the house a kiss on the nose. She made non cat people like her. Tuxes rock. The Siamese boy is gorgeous too. Enjoy the adorable badasses.
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