Okay, now, just for the record… B and I love Cesar. We ADORE him. We watch The Dog Whisperer all the time…
Which is probably WHY B was able to do the most hilarious impression of Cesar Millan, ever. EVER.
Just in case you don’t know who he is (Communist!), here’s a snippet of the Man Himself.
For more background information (and hilarity), here’s a clip of South Park making fun of him.
No really, CLICK that. It’s worth it.
And finally, here is my baby… last night… trying to do the man justice.
(Version on youtube here.)
If that isn’t fugly… I don’t know what is. Happy Sunday!















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i think i might start collecting old posts similar to this and send them off to some networks. you two are totally reality show material! it’d be a good show, too, not like paris hilton’s my new bff.
i’d watch it, anyway.
Holy crap, that’s awesome!!
haha, i’ve seen that south park episode, the whole episode is fantastic. i showed j all the clips you posted and he agreed, we’re too similar. we’re going to have to make a video soon so we can compare, haha.
he says B does the best impression of cesar he’s ever heard. he’s got the spanish accent down well
That IS fabulous. TEACH MEEEE how to do that.
I love the “no, I have enough lisp” part. hysterical!
caaaaaalm and aaassssssssssertiiiiive!!!!!
hahahahahha, jst wot i needed this morning, after totally messing up the clock changes!!
Hehe.
The Dog Whisperer is so cool.
But too easy to make fun of – great videos!
Lol…you two are great together…CALMMMM & ASSSERRTIVVEE!!! *pinch*
In communist overseas house with no cable – we have no Ceasar! No B either. Thank you for sharing both with us
Loved it!!!
OMG – B also sounds like he could do a great imitation of Fabio from Top Chef.
a) I LOVE YOUR KITCHEN. Yes. I’m that weirdo that notices such things.
b) He is hi-larious
c) It seriously looks like he’s going after your booby.
Do not poke me? Oh yeah. That’s HIS job.
I LOVED that! Thanks!
cavy: You can be our agent! AWESOME.
Steam Me Up: I thought it was actually pretty good, no?
lucklys: I LOVE that episode! And he does have the accent. You def need to make a video, pronto. I want to see this!
insomniaclolita: I know! I think I’d just sound ridiculous if I tried.
Hannah: I know! You can’t even argue. He DOES have enough lithp.
cJs: You are so welcome
Kez: I LOVE Cesar… and when we get a pup, I will TOTALLY be trying to use all his techniques. But it is way too easy!
Lil’ Woman: “I am not acknowledging the girl’s screams, or emotions…”
Connie: Oh, I’m glad I put the clip for you! I can’t imagine a life without Cesar. Or B, for that matter.
LMB: That? Is a BRILLIANT idea. *Gets camera*
Deutlich: How have you not been here before?? We need to fix that. (And he probably was.)
Kate: Ha! I’ll poke him all I want!
Jules: Welcome, love.
I will now envision you laughing like that when you read my blog.
Great job B! Too funny!
That was brilliant!
AAHAHHA!! I love Cesar. All the episodes are the same, but I can’t stop watching them. B’s interpretation was hilarious.
I hate to use this term but…I really was LOL.
Cesar is awesome! (So is your B. Hee hee)
I am a rebel. I should be all for people learning to control their crazy dogs (so *I* don’t wind up with them, ha) but I can’t stand the dude for longer than oh, five minutes. B, however, is another story entirely. That was cracking me up.
we also heart cesar! our pup def needs to be exposed to the pack. she can get kinda rude in the shaw dog park
Jules: As in, “You are.” Not like, you’re new around here… Duh.
Dr Zibbs: That’s about right.
Kylie: It was pretty good, no?
SkylersDad: Even sober!
Stephanie: Me either! I love it when the people realize how dumb they’ve been. I never get sick of it.
wafelenbak: Welcome! And I’m so glad you think so
inkpuddle: You can’t argue that he works, though! I do love my baby.
lustyreader: Shaw? I’ve probably seen you there with your dogs and lusted after them!
I love Ceasar too. His calm and assertive works really well on husbands and boyfriends. No really just try it. The shhhht sound is excellent. Your boobs are sore? BF goes for the left one and you “shhhhhht” him, he draw back his hand. Then he test the right one again you “shhhht” him. He will withdraw to the far side of the couch and look at you with fear and confusion. You must be consistant and you must not let him get the upper hand. REmember CALM and Asssertive. If that does not work then I suggest you crate him.
As always free advice from Gladys.
Calm and assertive. I must try that at work. Clearly overwraught and passive-aggressive isn’t working.
lol very nice… i had never watch that show but I wonder if my accent is like that too… maybe worst.. holy shit
Is B a dog whisperer or girl whisperer? Awsome either way
heh heh you said lusted! we’ve been to Old Dominion once and keep meaning to go back! we like bar pilar and st. ex a lot
He is too funny. Again, perfect match.
My love for B continues to grow.
I am crying right now. Crying from laughing. Oh my god.
If you guys make it onto a reality show, can I please be your manager?
Because you two are HILARIOUS.
And B needs more LISP.
OMG…you two are the greatest!!!
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA that is AWESOME. (as is that south park episode. omg. love.) b sounds just like him
How did you find a guy that matches your hilariousness and awesomeness? I think you need to teach a class on this. I will be your first pupil.
you make me want to have a boyfriend.
a calm and assertive one.
Okay, that…was perfect. Hahahaha.
Thanks, LiLu. I can always count on a good belly laugh when I stop by your place!
This is too funny! One of my puppies is such a little punk and I think we need the dog whisperer to come help us!
just adorable! we love cesar too! the best part is when he’s like, “and what did you do when she was cowering in the drain pipe and you saved her?… aha! you gave affection to the wrong energy.”
and when cesar says rotweiler
Gladys: I adore your free advice. I shall be attempting this tonight. Know where I can get a crate…?
Herb: I think in that case, Cesar suggests sending them to play with the Pack for a while until they "normalize" again.
PorkStar: You might have to make a video to prove it.
Patty Duke: Can't it be both?
lustyreader: I love St. Ex- great brunch!
SMB: For better or for worse…
BWP: It's like, I don't even need cable, as long as he's around.
PQ: He does need more LITHP! I was right.
Caroline: <3!
Alice: I know, I DIED during the episode! Too freaking funny!
JPP: I got damn lucky. Also, I eye-fucked him at a bar. Lesson 2…
miss clover: He is that. It helps with my "energy"…
Shannon: It was damn near, wasn't it?
nothingfancy: Yay! Good to hear, love.
Miss Musing: You DO! I'd watch it
mylittlebecky: Well, they WERE!
Reading this entry and hearing your laugh just makes me very happy that we’ll be hanging out this weekend.
wow. that came out a LOT creepier than I planned.
I friggin love Cesar.
I also love saying it like this: ceSARRRRR.
My husband dog whispers me all the time. I don’t think he understands the point of the show, mostly he just likes the “CHHH.”
I love that your man is shrowded in darkness. Like batman. Only with a fake spanish accent.
OMG, that South Park clip of Cesar is hilarious! As is your boy’s imitation. I was just watching Cesar yesterday
i LOVES me some ceasar milan. once i was drunk and refered to him as ceasar milano. then i realized that i was just fat and milanos are those pepperidge farm cookies im so fond of…
:/
i need to get out more.
oh my fucking god
this? is hilarious!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Way too funny and way too cool!