Your Weekend Dose of the Fugly, v7

by rachaelgking on March 15, 2009

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Attention, folks. This is not an SNL video.

It’s not even from All That.

This music video is, apparently, dead serious. And honestly? I don’t think I’ve seen anything so horrific/hilarious since “Who Let the Dogs Out”.

I am literally on the ground. I just don’t know if it’s from laughing… or crying.

This just in! B has promised to get drunk and let me video tape him doing the Stanky Leg. All you have to do is say the word…

{ 37 comments }

1 Kristina P. March 15, 2009 at 3:51 pm

This video could not have come at a more perfect time! I’ve been looking for a dance to replace the Macarena in the anger management class I teach to punk ass kids.

The Stanky Leg dance is sure to please. Thank you!!

2 Chele March 15, 2009 at 3:54 pm

word! Stanky leg, stanky leg. yes

3 Gladys March 15, 2009 at 3:56 pm

Yes I believe we all need to see the Stanky Leg. I mean I don’t even know what that is. I know what a stinky pinky is but a stanky leg I haven’t a clue.

4 Patty Duke March 15, 2009 at 4:04 pm

Stanky Leg? I mean daaamn. How do you find the these videos?

5 Dmbosstone March 15, 2009 at 4:56 pm

I love how they are dancing in the water- to emphasize where the stank came from…

6 cavy March 15, 2009 at 5:12 pm

the real question is, are their legs really stanky?

7 fiona March 15, 2009 at 5:19 pm

I vote we combine your “Stanky Leg” with my “Hoedown Showdown”!
THEN your B and my B could have a few
and present to us …
The Double B Hoestanky Showleg!
LMAO

8 insomniaclolita March 15, 2009 at 5:25 pm

You just spell out my latest guilty pleasure this month so clearly hahaha do you wanna totally mock me because I can totally do the moves?:P

9 JoLee March 15, 2009 at 5:28 pm

i listened to this on the radio last week for a total of 28 seconds before I came to my senses.

actually, I got distracted by the stank of my leg and almost drove off the road.

10 Lemmonex March 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm

I hear some valtrex can fix the stanky crotch… oh, wait. This is the leg…these people are fucked.

11 Steam Me Up, Kid March 15, 2009 at 5:45 pm

I am unclear as to how to perform the Stanky Leg. If only we had a demonstrator. Yes, if only…

Whatever the word is, I say it.

12 Patty Duke March 15, 2009 at 5:56 pm

This is THE dance for both you and B. PLEEASE get drunk, both of you’ and show us. I’ll take that over a Snuggie.

13 Cyndy March 15, 2009 at 6:40 pm

I’m waiting for that video. We all need to see some more stanky leggs!

14 Connie March 15, 2009 at 7:11 pm

Plus one vote for fiona’s suggestion: “Double B Hoestanky Showleg!” Plus two votes if you can get a bunch of people to dance in the background with sparklers… for fancy special effects!

15 Spellbound March 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm

I kept hoping that someone was going to get electrocuted standing in the water with the sparks flying, but such luck. The misspelled horrible words just kept pouring across the screen. One other thing, it may be the giant clown pants or maybe it’s just me but does the crouch grab in this video look like the boys need to find a place to relieve themselves?

16 Patty Duke March 15, 2009 at 7:17 pm

PureCock the ulimate answer to stanky leg. Ladies love it.

17 Kate March 15, 2009 at 8:28 pm

Why do I feel like I’m watching Fit TV?

18 Jen - The Secret Keeper March 15, 2009 at 9:03 pm

If it wasn’t so stanky it would be genius! x

19 inkpuddle March 15, 2009 at 9:44 pm

Holy wow, that is very special.

And I am totally going to spell leg with an extra g from now on, just so I can feel special too.

20 Jules March 15, 2009 at 10:22 pm

This sounds like a song Hubby would make up when I am in the bathroom. I am laughing so hard!

21 LiLu March 15, 2009 at 10:32 pm

Kristina P: If this isn’t perfect, I don’t know what is.

Chele: It’s so bad, it’s good. Almost.

Gladys: It’s been taped. A few times. It will debut at some point…

Patty Duke: It’s a gift.

Dmbosstone: It was a little fuzzy. Thank goodness they cleared that up…

cavy: DUH. Aren’t yours?

fiona: YES! Now all we need are two plane tickets to California…

insomniaclolita: I cannot. You shall see.

JoLee: It is mindboggling. Truly.

Lemmonex: Fucked in the leg? OUCH.

Steam Me Up: It’s coming. I promise.

Patty Duke: It’s been done. It’s just a matter of when.

Cyndy: I’m thinking this might be TMI Thursday material…

Connie: I should put up a donation button to get B and me out to Cali!

Spellbound: Well, if you don’t take a piss wherever you want, what kind of man are you?

Kate: Just wait til you see our version.

Jen: I’m down with the stank. It might be genius anyway…

inkpuddle: You mean “speshul”, don’t you?

Jules: I agree. Someone definitely came up with this while on the crapper.

22 tara March 15, 2009 at 10:37 pm

I.. wait. What?


Hm.

Yeah, I just don’t know what to say about this. Any of it. I have to go lay down.

23 Kimberly March 15, 2009 at 10:48 pm

This is the funniest shit! Is it really appropriate to have small children participating in the “stanky legg”? Who would have guessed that this would be the newest family dance craze since the hokey pokey. Maybe I should teach my 5 year old and he can do it for his kindergarten class during Show and Tell.

Awesome. Thanks for sharing this new dance phenomenon with me so I won’t be out of the loop.

24 jessica March 16, 2009 at 12:52 am

this dance is so sexy, I’m sure when I whip it out next weekend all the boys will indeed flock to my Stanky Leg.

25 theoddduckling March 16, 2009 at 12:59 am

The first I ever saw this dance, I asked someone what it was called. They told me. I asked what it was really called. They repeated their answer.

Facepalm moment.

And just reading the words “All That” had me singing the theme song. Ah SNICK, how I miss you.

- Kendall

26 Miles To Go Before I Sleep...... March 16, 2009 at 1:16 am

Word!

I gotta see him bust it down with the stanky leg!

27 Muppet Soul March 16, 2009 at 1:24 am

SCREW YOU, LILU.

I worked fucking HARD on that song.

Just kidding.

I think I peed myself a little bit.

That’s what my cat does when she emerges from the cat box with a little poo still stuck to her paw.

We call that the Stanky Leg.

28 ♥Caroline♥ March 16, 2009 at 2:55 am

lol…can not wait to show my daughter this video…

29 Just Playing Pretend March 16, 2009 at 4:23 am

My friends and I were re-inacting All That skits this weekend. I wish we had known of the stanky leg to work that inot our fun!

30 BeckEye March 16, 2009 at 4:28 am

I take daily showers. Will that interfere with the stankiness of my leg?

31 anne March 16, 2009 at 4:32 am

lmfao do the stanky leg!! hahahahahahahahahah

32 Single Girl March 16, 2009 at 6:30 am

What word? Any word…I would love to see that video.

33 Connie March 16, 2009 at 8:34 am

Ah! Muppet Soul! I was going to forget this song, but for some reason, I came back to look at other comments.. you know, I am a cat owner too, and now, in addition to “Klingons on the starboard bow” (if a cat’s starboard is in the rear), my cats have to worry about stanky leggs.

I’m scarred.

34 LiLu March 16, 2009 at 12:32 pm

tara: I hear you. It’s gonna be okay.

Kimberly: I know- the three years old rockin the Stanky Leg in pleather leggings got to me too. I guess they might as well learn now…

jessica: You have to be careful when wielding its power… you don’t want to end up with 10 boys humping you at once. Or DO you?

theoddduckling: Facepalm moment, indeed. I honestly thought it was a joke until I realized we were indeed watching MTV and Justin Timberlake was nowhere to be seen.

Miles: Your wish is my command…

Muppet Soul: That’s so true! Cats have been doing the Stanky Leg for generations!

Caroline: She is in for a real treat.

JPP: All That was seriously my favorite show for a long time. Which probably explains a lot…

BeckEye: YES. You must stop, immediately! Once a week at the most!

anne: Don’t lie. You just tried it.

Single Girl: Oh, I think he delivered…

Connie: Thank you. You just made MY Monday morning.

35 Hannah-Lane March 16, 2009 at 2:27 pm

uhhh yeeeeaaaa, maybe this was their audition tape for Yo Gabba Gabba? either way it’s very instructive!

36 Sweet Dill March 16, 2009 at 7:49 pm

This reminds me of that shitacious video that went around last year, “IT’S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!”

37 Molly March 19, 2009 at 3:27 am

AHAHAHAHHA a little behind on my reading, but this is way too much for me to handle. you just know the next time you go dancing the stanky leg is just gonna happen.

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