***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Just link back to the hub with this link, so your readers can read ALLLLLLL the TMI glory. Now get ready, my darlings, for the ever popular, yet gravely feared, TMI THURSDAYS…***
Now, you may remember that a couple weeks ago, B and I got so low on toilet paper that we were using the holiday napkins my mother had sent us for Christmas. And I would imagine you thought that was the lowest of the low.
Well, my friend, you would be wrong. Let me, Queen of All Things TMI, prove it to you…
Last Friday I was thrilled to have a day off from work to sit on the couch, catch up on your blogs, maybe even do some laundry. You know, go crazy. What I DIDN’T count on was the fact that there was no toilet paper, no paper towels, no holiday napkins in the HOUSE. There was simply not a square of disposable paper in the house. Not a square to spare.
I suppose a normal person might have put on those things called “pants” and walked the block to the corner Giant and, yanno, bought some. But if we know anything, it’s that I am not most people. I decided, since I was so cozy on the couch in my Snuggie and there was a marathon of Real Housewives on, that it could wait til later. (I am nothing if not retroactive, you see.)
But then, all of a sudden… things started a’movin. A’rumblin, if you will. And I knew running to the store was no longer an option, no matter how hard I clenched… the beast was COMING.
I danced around the kitchen, looking for something, anything! to use for wipeage. There was NOTHING. I even eyed the trash, thinking about the hardly-used last of the paper towels we’d had as napkins last night… but no. Even I am not that dirty, it seems.
I was out of time. I ran to the bathroom and let loose, and it was glorious. Panting for breath, I now finally HAD to deal with the problem at hand (or at butt, I suppose). Fortunately, all of my toiletries are within reach of the can, and I frantically scanned them for an answer.
Mascara… face wash… moisturizer… nothing with wiping capabilities! Until finally, my eyes fell on this…
That’s right, folks. CVS Cotton Rounds… a cottony inch of material with which to take off your makeup, remove your nail polish… but DEFINITELY not for wiping your ass.
I used about 15.
Don’t worry… they were Premium.
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On another EXTREMELY TMI note, I have been coerced via your comments and Twitters into showing you all my version of the Stanky Legg dance. Please, I am begging you… if you have any actual dance skillz, PLEASE look away, as you will undoubtedly find this to be the most offensive thing you have ever seen. And that includes the time you walked in on your grandparents doin’ it. (What? I can’t be the ONLY one.)
I can’t believe I’m showing you guys this. I might actually be embarrassed about something for the first time, ever. Oh well…
(Actual youtube link here.)
And THAT, my friends, is how you lose friends and alienate people. I mean dance.
Next up: Maxie’s Stanky Legg, which I have on video from the St. Paddy’s Day Shenanigans! BWP also admitted on Twitter that she has one as well… I say we all go harass her until she gets drunk and posts it too. Yanno, so I’m not the only idiot white girl trying to dance on the interwebbs.
Well, my friends, that was two very healthy doses of TMI. Now let’s see what y’all come up with!
Other awesomely bad TMI Thursdays this week…
Maxie over at BWP’s… TMI Thursday: The Guest Post
vazenchick’s TMI Thursday: To Tweeze or Not to Tweeze…
JFo’s The Manchild Incident: Blame It On The Alcohol
Racquel Valencia’s TMI Thursday: Keeping Body and Soul Together
Julie’s Are You Going to Be Around Your Place Tonight?
Patrick’s TMI Thursday: Beer, Bacon and Booty
Claire’s TMI Thursday: There’s a Name for This
Jo’s TMI Thursday: On Books and Poo
Liebchen’s TMI Thursday: Honey! I’m Home!
Sean’s TMI Thursday: My First Kiss
justjp’s Ring Toss
Shannon’s TMI Thursday: That Time I Fell Off a Barstool
Tabitha’s TMI Thursday: Tullamore DON’T
birthcontroljill’s TMI: A Letter from God
Lisa’s TMI Thursday: The Last of This Type of Tale
Just A Girl’s TMI Thursday: Like Digital Shorts, But With More Poop
JJ’s TMI Thursday: When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong
PorkStar’s TMI Thursday: Tickle My Elmo
Mb’s A Little TMI in the Office
The Pumpernickel’s TMI Thursday: The Drunken Sledding Incident
My newest blogcrush, The Vegetable Assassin’s Warning: Way TMI Thursday
Jaxie’s TMI Thursday
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YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
It's even better on a bigger screen than your camera…LMAO
I was going to do a TMI post this week…but I think I'll wait till next week.
<3
premium saves the day! and YES that was an amazing video – the bottle definitely upped the level of street cred.
Yanno LiLu, the next time this happens you could maybe, perhaps, just possibly, do a quick shower. It’s but a step away from the throne and would probably be a lot more satisfying than a handful of make-up removers. Kinda like a giant bidet.
Also, your dance, priceless. You’re going to be the next YouTube sensation.
Tonight I’m going to video myself doing the stanky leg because that other video DOES NOT DO IT JUSTICE! how can i work in confined spaces? I CANNOT.
I demand the world get a chance to see my stanky legg in all it’s glory.
Expect a youtube link in the morning.
Did you flush them? That sounds like a recipe for cloggin’… and I don’t mean the wooden shoe kind.
Hmmm, my TMI isn’t about poop. Why didn’t anyone tell me it was Poop Week?
I remember when i was little the whole family went to a park and i had to go number 2…i looked everywhere for a bathroom, i could not find one…so i went in the woods, i used leafs that were nearby and prayed they were not poison ivy….as i walked back to the van, low and behold behind the van was a port-a-potty. EMBARRASSING!
your dancing is better than mine..trust me! I see that you used liquid courage to do it..lol
Thank you for my morning wake up laugh! I love your TMI Thursdays…I always know that I will feel much better after visiting you….lol.
PS I love your laugh!
I wrote about poo too! Hooray for poo!
And you know, for future reference, you could just…you know… wash it off in the bathtub. Not that I would know or anything…
at the risk of sounding whiter than you dance . . . you go girl!
ps – my daughter uses the towels rather than yell for me even when we DO have paper in the house. i’m sending her to live with you for the summer to learn a thing or two.
LOL OK, I will admit that there was a time when I had nothing to wipe with, so I simply showered.
I think poop stories are my all time favorite of any type of story.
The stanky leg dance wouldn’t have been complete without the bottle in your hand. So classy, Lilu!
The bottle definitely added a classy touch to the dance. All you need is are some kneepads and you could be a Fly Girl!
I am buying you a bidet for your birthday. You could install it in the living room if you like.
OMG, too funny…the dance. Right on, sista! As far as the lack of tp issue…in a store once I actually used the empty cardboard tube because there was just nothing…short of taking off my undies,, using them and tossing them. OMG…awful!
Really dear, really?
As for the video, I love it when I can clearly hear B say, “I never thought I’d find someone whiter than I am but here we have it.”
Hilarity.
- Kendall
I love your Stanky Leg and your UNC hoodie. That is all for now.
Damn it! My work blocks youtube and I’ll have to wait til I get home. Grrrr.
Nice job on the cotton pads. My first thought was “I hope she didn’t have to use the plunger later on that day….”
This video has to be the BEST thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Get it girl! hahahahahaha
LOL! That is a new low. I am so proud!
Next time in a pinch (pun intended), just hop/stanky leg into the shower.
Since Obama picked UNC to win the NCAA, are you going to submit your video as a replacement for the Obama Girl vid?
I have been known to use things of a deviant nature when out of TP. Cotton rounds? No. Washcloths? Yes.
1. Better that they were premium..I once used a calender.
2. Your stanky leg was the shit!! lol..”Drop it bitch!!”..that had me dyin laughin.
“Drop it bitch.”
hahaha great shit. you guys should get drunk more often.
wearing my shame face now. you reminded me of the cotton ball incident. no need for me to post a tmi story now.
ps- love the snuggie in the background on the couch in the video.
I think you’ve created the Stanky Butterfly.
Write the company and see if they can work that into one of their “1001 Uses.”
Ironic that it would be use # one thousand and TWO.
I’m still a little impressed that it only took 15. Those things are tiny!
Also, nice stanky legg. I’ve been practicing mine so I can keep up with you and Maxie. But I think I might be even whiter than you, my dear. Oh well.
You two are hilarious! I love how your boyfriend took credit for the idea and then gave you crap about your “drop.” This made my day! Thank you for sharing.
you worked it good there girlfriend. nice work!
and hey, ive resorted to neutrogena facial wipes (the moist ones, yup) for the same issue you wrote about. a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.
I’m really impressed that you could substitute the pads for TP. Those things are so dang small I’m surprised it worked.
About the dancing….well, you might give Elaine from Seinfeld a run for her money.
Ha! You guys should start buying tp in bulk! Takes much, much longer to run out.
That video is awesome! Holding that bottle of wine while dancing gives it that extra touch of ‘class’.
I’m going to act like I didn’t watch you dancing.
Because I have to for us. For us.
Cotton rounds? Well played. I was afraid you were going to have start using and then burning face cloths.
I’ll never look at cotton rounds the same way again…
Well done on the stanky leg!
I’m doing that thing I do when I don’t know what to say and just shake my head.
I think this post made me have to go poo now.
Dammit I was to lazy to do a TMI this week, but I think next week I will unleash the up the butt episode.
Do you have a tripod? I think we need to see you and B busting a groove together. Double Stanky Legg. Awesome.
And I’ve considered the cotton rounds. Thank goodness I found some Kleenex.
I can’t listen to the sound on the video but the dancing was phenomenal. And I totally give you mad props yo for being brave and posting it.
I would be fuuuucked if that happened to me. I don’t have anything – cotton balls, washcloths, anything. Remind me to act more like a chick and purchase cottony things in case of emergency.
I’m still waiting for the sparklers in the backgroud
How about order a pizza, and promise the delivery guy a 20% tip if he swipes a few rolls of TP from the employee restroom and adds it to your order?
You know what’s funny? I was like “Gosh she’s GOOD at that!” I guess that says as much about me as it does about you.
I love your cottonass story. Your ass now knows how it feels to get a surprise upgrade to first class.
The “Stankey Leg,” as it were, is already an abomination of dance anyway, so there’s really nothing you can do to make it more offensive. It’s not Humpty Dance, that’s for goddamn sure.
Oh, Lilu, we are more alike than you know.
Two weekends ago, I found myself in the very same predicament, but fortunately, I was able to find a few napkins. I hadn’t even thought about using the cotton rounds.
I will make sure to remember that for next time. There will be a next time.
confession: i have also used a cotton round when there wasn’t a square to spare.
you kick B’s ass in the stanky leg department.
Um, we SERIOUSLY have to be friends in real life. Because I actually just GAINED respect for you after watching that video…mostly cuz I like the idea that I might not be the only white chick who a) can’t dance and b) is willing to embarrass herself by publicizing the proof that she can’t dance.
Oh, and here’s my TMI for this week: http://just-tabitha.blogspot.com/2009/03/tmi-thursday-tullamore-dont.html
The tears have come again today! You are hilarious in that video!
Regarding the cotton rounds, it could have been worse. My husband was once forced to use a page from Rolling Stone to wipe his ass. So, if you have any magazines laying (lying?) around the house, there’s really no need to go to Giant.
Just when I think you couldn’t make me more proud…
PS. If my B said “Drop it bitch” he’d be talking about the bread knife at his throat! LOL
Once again, I am sad that you and I were so far apart as to never, ever remotely overlap at college. I also love that you’re wearing your Carolina sweatshirt while doing it. It makes it all kind of perfect.
LMAO.. what would have happened if the cotton had not been strong enough and it had ruptured right in the middle of the wiping? It happened to me when I was younger lol…
You got lucky you found something for that and.. good lord the dancing… lmao
you know whats sad? I have done that too. CVS saves lives.
Oh ‘stanky leg’….please never let us forget about you…
http://allconsumingego.wordpress.com/2009/03/19/tmi-thursday-like-digital-shorts-but-with-more-poop/
I forgot.
Apparently I missed the memo for the week of TMI poop stories. Man oh man… next week I’ll have to share one of my own poop stories!
BTW: Awesome dance. I enjoyed B and then your rendition of the Skanky Leg Dance. My own dancing is similar to that when copious amounts of alcohol are consumed.
I thought Maxie was bad, but you’re the king of TMI. THE KING.
Seriously.
xoxo
I was going to suggest what FoggyDew said – a shower. You don’t have to get totally wet. Just stick your butt way out so it’s under the water, pull the cheeks apart and let the purifying liquid do its work.
Stanky Leg is what you would have had if you had not got to the bathroom in time. And now I finally know how to use the 2500 CVS cotton rounds I have.
This has got to be the best weekly theme I’ve ever come across. How sick does that make me?
~Found you via Lump~
PQ: I’m holding you to that!
cavy: Cook’s, no less. ~$5.
FoggyDew: But that would have defeated the purpose of my Lazy Friday! It’s no fun if you’re CLEAN.
Maxie: The version I have DEFINITELY doesn’t do you justice. I look forward to the Real Deal tomorrow.
Racquel Valencia: Poop just kinda sneaks up on you, doesn’t it? And miraculously, it didn’t clog. Those things are teeny!
Caroline: Honestly, after experience many porta potties… you probably were better off in the woods, anyway.
smiles4u: Thanks so much, babe. And I’m glad you like my ridiculous hyena laugh
Jo: Poo Day! I should have just climbed into the bathroom… would have needed a new loofah though…
Claire: I MAY have used a towel for pee before… but not poop! And it went directly into the laundry. Swear.
Dutchess: Showering’s such a pain, though… (Yes, I am THAT lazy.)
SL Ginger: You know how I do!
Fearless: HOT PINK KNEEPADS!!! How did I not think of that?
margelina: Oh, I’ve used many a cardboard tube in my day… but only for number one.
theoddduckling: I told you not to watch if you could dance!!! Jerk.
Bethie: Thanks, love. My stanky leg loves you too
PLT: What’s your email? I’ll send you my version in Picasa.
Julie: I am one crazy hooker.
justjp: As you should be, darlin.
JFo: That? Is a FANTASTIC idea!
Kate: Washcloths, totally. They can be laundered!
Lil’ Woman: I don’t know if you could hear at the end, but he said, “OH, that’s embarrassing.” Supportive, that one.
Emily: Oh, we do… we just don’t always pull out the camera
Mb: There is always a need for a TMI story! And I love that you noticed the Snuggie.
66: I would have to agree, entirely. Whatever I was doing certainly wasn’t the Stanky Legg.
moooooog35: *SNARF* I got it!
Liebchen: Eh, I was estimating. Don’t tell anyone, but I actually went back for round 2 later. So I really probably used like 30.
Miss Musing: It was a pretty pathetic drop, to be fair. And you are welcome, my dear.
brookem: I had those sitting there too! But then I was like, my crack will be all soapy…
LMB: I think I’ve got Elaine BEAT, hands down.
Hannah: I know. If only we had a car… and I am totally classy with my Cook’s!
surviving myself: I thought you might say that. Just look away, love. Look away.
Oh sweet baby Jesus.
When people ask who started this phenom, I’ll tell my kids I knew that girl…the one who started RickRolling- I mean Stanky Leg.
f.B: I would have, but I’m not allowed to play with fire when B’s not home.
Marie: I did my best. Which is really, really sad.
Deutlich: You love me more now. Admit it.
LBluca77: Every girl’s got a good up the butt episode. I think it’s time.
Sarah: Maxie, Liebchen and I did the TRIPLE Stanky Legg on St Paddys! It was hilarious.
Just A Girl: Cottony things are a MUST. Treat your bum right!
Connie: That is the most brilliant idea anyone’s had, ever! I’m so using it next time.
Steam Me Up: My ass is SUPER classy. Cotton classy.
Marissa: I think calling it “dance” is really a stretch, even. More like “dry humping the oxygen in the room”.
Kristina P: I used napkins last time! That’s why we were out
alexa: TWINSIES!!! And mine was definitely more entertaining, no? His was just… kinda good. BORING.
Tabitha: I can dance when I’m really drunk! At least I think I can…
Kate: I did contemplate using printer paper, but I figured there’s so little absorbancy it wasn’t worth it. YES, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT THAT.
fiona: Bread knives are the worst, because it’d take extra long to die!
Lisa: We would have had a BLAST. I know this.
PorkStar: I said I USED the cotton… I didn’t say it did a great job…
That was GREAT! If anything… you and B are making the stanky leg a growin’ trend!
And the other… well at least your booty was cottony clean
BTW, I’ve been out of the blogging?TMI loop the last couple weeks so i’m gonna try to gear up somethin special for next week!
JJ: You me and Alexa should start a club! The Cotton-assed Ninny Muggins.
Ben: Ever!
vazenchick: It’s good if we have a variety of themes! There is such a thing as too much poop…
Jaime: Yeah, Maxie! Take that, hooker!
BeckEye: I didn’t think about the “quickie” shower. That definitely would have done the trick. LOVE your description!
Brandy: And I’m so glad you did (find me)! Your own was basically a TMI Thursday post today too!
Briana: I know. I’m sorry.
Dmbosstone: I thought about RickRolling myself in the middle, but I couldn’t figure out how to do it!
When’s your birthday? Because I really want to buy you millions of toilet papers and maybe gift wrap them in some TP of the flower-print variety.
I promise to do this next week.
Love your dance
xo
mkay, so even tho i’ve been trumped on many levels…cause honestly how can one top cotton pads…feel free to include my mild office tmi story.
LMFAO u used the cotton and it didn’t do a good job! funny shit yo… pun intended
Your stanky leg makes my day! And bravo for your ingenuity girl!
At least you did not consider doing what my four year old tries to do which is when my back is turned he will try to wipe his bare ass on the carpet! YES – This is wear I have to keep my cool and refrain from beating him, cause even I, in pinch, am not that sick!
I loved that you decided to post your “stanky legg”! BTW if you want to do some of the chick moves where is your “booty do”?
Hahaha! I have SO been there!
Well young lady, I have stolen your TMI idea this once and posted my own poop story. I mean better out than in, as they say.
Whoever “THEY” are…
I’m totally doing the stanky this weekend for all my friends.
los_tartist: TOMORROW! Oh, can’t we just pretend?
Wearing Mascara: You better! And thanks- you saw it live on Tuesday
Mb: Done and done, love.
PorkStar: You’re so punny.
The Pumpernickel: A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do!
Kimberly: Oh, WOW. What about pinching? Can you pinch him? Then it’s just a little negative reinforcement…
Veg Assassin: YAY! Thanks for joining in, love! P.S. I love that I get to type “ass” twice when I type your name. In other news, I’m 5.
Kristen: One word: VIDEO!!!
OMG That is hilarious hunny!!! The worst that I’ve done is using a towel, for no. 1 NOT 2 tho, lmao…
http://fab.typepad.com
My eyes!!! My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!
ummm..
http://www.thetypingmakesmesoundbusy.com/2009/03/protip.html
You are so very welcome.
Man, I LOVE Thursdays. I get so much more blog traffic thanks to you.
Thanks for linking me!
oh em gee. i just had to tell you this. i came home today and was waiting in my lobby for the elevator with a woman and her three elementary school aged daughters. the oldest one turns to the younger ones and asks if they know the stanky leg. all 3 girls (under the age of 12 mind you) broke out into the greatest rendition of stanky legg ever!!!
this makes me sooooooo happy.
Well accomplished, you. That leg seemed appropriately stanky.
I cant believe you posted that video. I’m watching it with my cook and my gardener at home. And not to mention my brother also took a peek from his xbox to see and asked me who that was. You’re famous even at my home, Lilu!
I loveeee yaaa
He said “Drop it bitch.” God, I love him.
Well the bottle in your hand speaks volumes.
My grandmother told me that before the invention of TP the old Sears catalogs were placed in the outhouse after the new one came in the mail. I have personally used a lot worse when I was camping. Fortunately I am not allergic to poison ivy.
I was about to shut down my laptop and I realized that I didn’t stop by your blog today!!! wtf? shame on me! i could have had a better day with your post! the tp has happened to me before as well…I didn’t have what you used but I did have another type of feminine hygiene product that came in handy…..
now for the embarrassing thing…yah, like what i just said wasn’t bad enough…i went to buy a dress today at most fave store, i pick out a size 8 and 10…i usually fall somewhere there…my reason for shopping, just found out i gained 20lbs with my new meds…(how could i have not known?) anywho, i try the dress on and immediately feel that may not make it onto the top part of my body, optimistic, i force it on and force it even more over my boobs, then i am stuck…i try to take it off and nothing, i try several times and nothing. oh, i forgot, my son as with me in the shopping cart the whole time, he is grabbing my belly while i am struggling to get out of this mess, so i give up after 15 mts, i reach for my purse and take out my cuticle clippers and cut the fucken dress! OMG, i would have NEVER been able to get out of it! and now, i am one of those shoppes who i have alway hated the ones that damage the goods! aaarrrggghhhh!
I'm glad your toilet didn't clog! You looked cute doing the stanky leg, but if you want to feel better about your dancing ability, just watch this – it's hysterical!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD7MHgskNwg&feature=player_embedded
I played The Sims 2 all day today (well, all the hours that I could have used to post a blog)…so my second installment of TMI was postponed (I didn’t really know what day it was or anything today).
I wish I wasn’t living in a dry county/state or whatever and could drink. Also, I wish I felt comfortable drinking so much that I dance around, so I could grow my own stankay lay-guh. I know I’d totally enjoy it.
You didn’t do too bad at all!
Also, I’ve been there with the small-bit-of-t.p.-like material with which to wipe. Once, while camping on an island, I missed the leaf and got it on my hands! Yikes!
YESSSS.
THank you for giving what the world wants to see.
I especially liked the last second of ‘dropping it like it’s hot’ highlighting the area from story one.
It was relevant, I thought.
I can honestly say that of all the things I forget to buy… TP isn’t one of them…
Kudos to you for sharing that with the blogosphere…Your dancing is a lot better than mine. lols
Margarita: I’ve totally done that, too
Jules: I know. I’m so sorry.
Redneck Scottsdale Princess: ZOMG! We’re Snuggie twinsies!
Tabitha: Of course, dear. You’re always welcome to link back here as well… I like love too!
Mb: OH MY GOD. If only you had had a camera!!!
Vittoria: Then it was TOTALLY worth it.
pistols: I thought so. I hadn’t showered in a couple days, so I think that helped.
insomniaclolita: YESSSSS! I’m so proud! I’m an international sensation!
Kate: He sure did.
Spellbound: Neither am I! I’ll keep that in mind next time I’m stranded in the woods…
Violet: Look, sometimes bad things happy to good people! At least you handled it without having to alert a sales person! Tre’ embarrassing!
Cyndy: You’re right- I DO feel better after watching that! Wow. Just wow.
Jen: I may have missed with the cotton balls once or twice too…
Muppet Soul: It was TOTALLY relevant! Glad you caught that
Woolly: I think I’ll do better from here on out…
ChinkyGirlMeL: It’s kind of like we’re so bad… we’re GOOD. At least, that’s what I’m telling myself…
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAA. hahahahaaa. haha. hahahahahaha. HAAAAAAAA.
honestly, i’m not sure which is better: the poo story, the stanky leg, or B telling you to “drop it, bitch!”
You can’t be cuter. You JUST CAN”T!
Note to self: Move cotton rounds closer to the toilet.
You are TOO STINKIN’ CUTE! I had to add your video to my fave’s at YouTube and even subscribed…that’s how much I enjoyed it!
My favorite thing about this video is that it’s clearly… in the middle of the day.
Alice: They're all pretty priceless, aren't they?
Essentially Me: Aw, thanks love. <3
Stacy (TRCC): Yayyy! I'm sure there will be plenty more ridiculosity to come…
Ill-Fitting Overcoat: Shhhhh. Don't tell anyone…
Sophie, friend of Lisa’s.
next time you’re in a “bind”- coffee filters.
You rule.
I was a fan of B’s stanky leg video but you just changed my life. I nearly cried when you “dropped it.” Inspirational.
Here is some to TMI – I have taken something out of the trash to use!! Desperate times calls for desperate measures!! BTW – thanks for stopping by to comment on my new blog! Just signed up for yours – how could I not after that priceless post!
I love that you have a bottle of cooks in your hand. It might not be so stanky without! Thanks for making me vomit a little in my mouth. Maybe it wasn’t you…maybe it was the tequila. I shouldn’t place blame.
Dude, my link is wrong…
Sophie: Welcome! And YES- how did I not think of that!!! Super absorbant!
Soda and Candy: Well, I like to think so.
JPP: I know. Someday we will dance together IRL, my love. Someday.
Lady Jane: Okay, I lied. The FIRST time I had to pee, I totally used one of the paper towels. If only I hadn’t, I would have had it for the #2…
Nikki: Cooks is so klassy. And you’re welcome for the vomit… I’m sure it was me.
Jaxie: Fixed! I’m so sorry love!
“git it! git it!”
I will now and forever more stick with cotton BALLS.
Dear god, LiLu, how is it that you top yourself every damn week? Fan-fucking-tastic.
raych: Thanks for the encouragement
emma: I honestly don’t know. This shit just HAPPENS.
LOVE the dance. And as for the TMI…damn girl. That’s low!
ahahaha I need to learn the stanky leg! i think it may turn the bf on.
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