This weekend, B and I became scientists on a mission to find a cure for the epidemic known as “A Case of the Mondays.”
Or, we got drunk and forgot that we’re white for a little while.
Either way, you were promised a very important video today. For those of you who missed this weekend’s dose of the fugly, we discovered the new dance craze sweeping the nation and just had to share it with you. Please witness, “The Stanky Leg.”
We were so entertained (read: drunk) by this tomfool-tastic atrocity, B agreed to share with us his own white boy version of this creative and outside-of-the-box dance routine. Mostly because I begged him to and he is the best boyfriend ever.
The first try didn’t go so well…
But never one to give up, B chugged another beer and tried again… this time with what can only be described as SUCCESS.
My favorite part has got to be when I yelled at the top of my lungs, “YOU GOT THE CLAP!!!”
I *may* have taken a shot at the white girl version of the Stanky Leg, but that shiz is never seeing the light of day. I am hereby conceding that B is far more black than my lilly white ass could ever hope to be.
This has been your installment of the LiLu & B hour. The things we do for you guys…
Happy Monday, lovers! Hope this brightened it up a little bit.
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freaking amazing.
Wait….the Stanky Leg dance gets me MOCKED on the dance floor????
Oh man, I’ve been practicing the moves for WEEKS!
I really do appreciate the little tidbits of AWESOME that you and B are willing to share with us. It makes having to be awake early on a Monday morning worthwhile.
Ho. ly. crap. This is freakin’ hysterical. I almost fell off my chair!
Dance interludes – YES. That’s EXACTLY what blogging needs!
Pure awesomeness. Totally doing the stanky legg in my office. PS. Why are there two g’s in legg?
Simply fabulous!
Impressive for a white boy.
I knew I should come to your blog first thing in the morning. HI-larious!!
Aaaaaand happy Monday to me. My day will officially suck a little less now, thank you.
That’s it, we’re going out dancing and you two will be doing the skanky leg.
I am ashamed to admit it, but I have that song on my iPod.
Also, the stanky leg is a lot easier if you put your hands on your opposite knee.
I don’t even need to get drunk to forget that I’m white.
Dance Party Mondays are the best kind of Mondays!!
I’ve noticed B has become a more integral part of your blog lately. Wasn’t his involvement just a few months ago limited to rolling his eyes at you while commenting on your blogging obsession? He’s come a long way, welcome him to the dark side for me.
BTW, the man has moves, I dare anyone to deny it.
It sometimes amazes me that I lived with the two of you and well…lived. Or at least didn’t end up on LiLu’s Stankiest Home Videos.
Stanky leg. ha.
My day just peaked. It is going to be all downhill from here.
Vittoria: Pure gold, no?
LMB: Don’t worry… it’s still cool in an IRONICAL way!
Jaxie: You’re so welcome, dear.
Sassy Britches: Just make sure you’re doing the Stanky Legg on the way down.
Ben: Everything’s better with a dance interlude.
Jenny, the Bloggess: A) Can I just say how honored I am that you stopped by here? You’re one of the reasons I started writing, and your blog is my all-time favorite. B) Two ‘g’s? Gettit? GETTIT? No, just me?
A Super Girl: As are you, my dear.
Miss Scorpio: Don’t encourage him. Well, okay, do. It kept me laughing all weekend.
Kristina P: Glad to make you smile
inkpuddle: Then my work here is done.
Marie: Anytime, dear. Anytime.
Maxie: Of COURSE you do. Next time we’re together, you KNOW we’re busting out the Stanky Legg!
Racquel Valencia: OBVIOUSLY!
16 Paws: How could I let talent like that go to waste? It’d be a sin!
Fearless: You forgot about the video we made…?
M@: Indeed.
ifihadtopickfive: Thank you, thankyouverymuch.
Uhm. Thank you for that.
For serious.
My Monday is now complete
This is beautiful. Simply beautiful.
But really, how could you deny us your version of the Stanky Leg, as well? One of these days…
Yeah I’m with Liebchen – I’m gonna need you to get drunk and post the video of you.
Now I’m just praying I see someone busting that mess out at the bar. Personally, I think I’ll stick with my “I’m so drunk I forgot I’m white” booty shake.
That’s some serious Stanky Legg he got there. And the clap(clapp!)comment was priceless!
lmao he’s got moves yo!
Do I thank you for this? Why do I feel the need to see if we can do the stanky leg dance too?
What a great start to our Monday! Talent like that should definitely be shared. Have y’all thought about entering any reality tv shows?
I love this and will be trying out the Skanky leg dance next time I’m out….
i am beyond impressed. and the hood really gives him that gangsta flava!
He does have the clap, doesn’t he? Did you have it too, in your version? You ought to overshare it on TMI-Thursday. I wish my sister wasn’t the one in possession of the footage of me insisting “I need to get DRUNK!” while two seconds later I fall on my ass in the metal chair. God, those were the days….
But anyway, the second one was Bownannuhz, dawg. Tell him job well done!
Oh…lordy. Definitely made my Monday a little bit better. Thank you.
I absolutely love how willing B is to do pretty much anything for the sake of art and Mondays.
LOL!!!! B is awesome as are you for thinking of us and brightening our Monday!!!
with that kind of in-house entertainment, you totally don’t need a tv!
Deutlich: Anything for you, love.
Miss Musing: Mine, too. Amazing what a difference a little dance party makes!
Liebchen: One of these days… perhaps…
Just A Girl: That’s my usual go-to move, but I might be able to make something happen for you guys.
Cyndy: It was 100% unintentional, which makes it that much better.
PorkStar: He won me over with those moves. True story.
blueviolet: Do it do it!
lustyreader: If only we were stars! Then I could finally meet AC Slater…
bFlat: YES! It’s the newest thing to sweep the nation since the Snuggie!
cavy: He was hoping no one would notice it’s from Hollister…
Jen: I might have to share my version for TMI Thursday. Trust me, my lack of dance moves is DEFINITELY TMI…
Tabitha: You’re so welcome, love
Lisa: He is good to me, truly.
Dr. H: But then how would we have discovered the Stanky Legg dance??
kids today with their crazy dances
I can’t wait to check these out when I get home!
Something tells me they’re NSFW.
i’m behind the times. i’m still doing the cupid shuffle.
wait… what if i combined the two? added some stank to the shuffle…?
As a non-native I need to inquire as to whether “stanky” and “stinky” are related words?
The clap is really the cherry on the stanky legg.
(Also, dude. Jenny the bloggess. dude.)
mylittlebecky: For serious. I’m old.
Kate: They’re SFW… sorta… except for me yelling about venereal disease.
f.B: This I gotta see. I demand a vlog!
Oliveira: If I knew the answer to that, I probably wouldn’t be quite so amused by this video. I’m on the outside too, love.
Steam Me Up: I KNOW. I FREAKING KNOW.
you definitely know how to cure the mondays… lol!
some of my students do the stank leg, only they add the finger held under their nose for effect… haha!
THANKS!!!
OMG, I love the clap (the actually clap in the vid, not the STD!)! x
Oh my goodness. Seriously, that is craziness. Thank you for that. I am going to drink some beers tonight to see if I can become inspired.
oh my god. this has made me very happy. B is phenomenal.
I would love to be in the session where they choose the name and dance move. Really rap boy? Stanky Leg?
Love your interpretations!
And my coworker says to me, “Where on earth do you find this kind of stuff?” And I say, “Lilu.” Like she’s supposed to know what that means.
Because she is. Right?
That brightened my effing day.
What do you MEAN we’re never going to see you do it? C’MON!
And for the record, I don’t think the ideal way to reveal to your boyfriend he has the clap is on a VBlog.
Just saying.
That was so bad ass! I think that B should have done it just a little longer and had some midgets with sparklers in the background. He really did have “the clap” down. You must be so proud!
Maybe you should put up a donate button and if the right amount of money is raised you will offer your rendition of the “stanky legg”
I’m pretty sure people would pay to see it…
calixta: Oh man, I might have to add that into my own version… that’s a nice touch!
Jen- TSK: Don’t lie. You love both!
Oxen Cox: I demand video footage. It’s only fair.
Alice: He is, truly.
Jackie: We are certainly… creative, if nothing else.
Kate: RIGHT.
Muppet Soul: Well, maybe I could be coaxed… we shall see…
Kimberly: Donation button, hmmm? That might just be GENIUS.
Ahahaha! Thank you so much for posting these lovely videos! The effort is amazing and I must say that I am sure that I would not be able to match the level of talent!
That shit is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!
aw i love this! i want a B that will do fun dances with me.
the stanky leg kind of reminds me of the “dead leg” like what JT does during the “my love” video.
The “stanky leg” – too funny! Oh, the things we do when we drink. Heavily. Good thing most aren’t caught on video!
I had the stanky legg once…but I don’t really want to talk about it.
Smooth moves…
OMG I love it!!!!!!!
You just made my day…”the stanky leg”…WTF? It sounds like slag for gangrene.
What’s so funny? That’s like, the *definition* of pimp.
Ummm. LOVE this. No really.
I am highly impressed. I’m still
gigglin’ over it.
Great moves B!
I finally got a kid-free chance to watch and listen. I don’t mind some things, but my kindergartner picks up lyrics and dance moves. I want this weeks’ parent-teacher conferences free of ‘stanky legg’ discussions.
LMAO! Thank you for that!!!
That is going down as a favorite post! A-freaking-MAZING.
Piper Jacquelyn: He has talent for days, that boy.
Jules: I’m so glad
alexa: B said it reminded him of that too! You’re twinsies!
The Cottage Cheese: I think I might have to unleash my version… it’s twice as ridiculous. Mostly cause I can’t dance…
Jenni: As long as you got it cleared up!
Kristen: Me too, love. Me too.
Katie: THAT’S what it means??? Finally, the answer!
los_tartist: I’ll be his hooker. Wait what?
Amanda.: I’ve watched it like 19 times, no joke.
Connie: I would LOVE to see an entire classroom do the Stankey Legg!
margelina: You are so welcome.
JPP: Favorite post! YES I am the winner!
You need your own show. You two are better than Dancing with the D Listers
WHY did I not watch this yesterday?
hilarious. i’m gonna hafta try the damned stanky leg while i’m drinking green beer.
That was a pretty good stanky leg, but then again, I spell “leg” with one “G,” so what the eff do I know?
every single one of these videos are too GD amazing!!! haha LOVE it!!!!
wow. holy comments lady.
i’m late on this. but until last week i didnt even know this song existed. then i saw a blog post similar to this with vids and pic of their “stanky legs” and i was so confused. now with each reference, i laugh harder.
Yes! Fantastic! I love the instant gratification since like i said i’m catching up on reading. Hooded sweatshirt really brings it to life.