Hi lovelies! I know it looks like I’m here today, but I’m actually not. This is merely a hologram. The real LiLu is over at On the Road With Cavy, guest blogging her ass off.
Go check it out now. Go. Click! I see you not clicking! DO IT!!!
Okay, now that you’ve all clicked through and read the funsies over there and left her lotsa love, I want to spread a little bit more over here. You see, I’ve been a very bad blogger. I have been ungrateful, and I am ashamed to say, that in these very tough economic times, I have been rude enough to overlook a bunch of lovely presents from fantastical bloggy people, without giving them love back over here.
It is time to right this terrible wrongdoing. I truly am not doing this to toot my own horn… I’m really much more comfortable telling you all how I wiped my ass with CVS cotton rounds, how I ended up spooning Maxie in my bed, or slipped on a used condom in the snow. But these lovelies deserve to be recognized as well for the witticisms and general awesomeness they put into the blogosphere every day. This is honestly to make up for my own laziness and meant to be a tribute to these dy-no-MITE bloggers.
That being said, I have put up permanent links to each and every one of the darling people who have given me these awards (in absolutely RANDOM order, promise), and ALL you have to do to check them out is click on the icons! Down and to the right… under the blogroll… thaaaat’s it. Right there. Mmmmmm.
Oh, sorry. Back now. That was awkward.
A big fat thank you to each and every one of you, my darlings. You make me happy in my pants, you make me laugh in my pants, you make me splooge-
This is getting weird again. Signing off now.
But first Click Here.
Hahaha I GOT YOU!!!
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Cotton rounds cannot be good for the toilet.
*tries not to cry because her name isn’t on the list*
You’re too funny. And I agree with Lemmonex on the cotton!
If you’re a bad blogger, I should probably be thrown into blogger prison. You are a model blog citizen as far as I’m concerned.
Karma takes I.O.U.’s?
I’ll be right back.
That’s an awful lot of awards, my dear. You’re kind of a big deal, huh? Mwah!
Thanks for the add! This just stopped me from taking my blog down.
YOU SAVED SMELL THE GLOVE’S LIFE.
Karma +10 points
See, I decided that I was being thoughtful when I stopped putting awards on my site.
It’s like the celebrities that still spend millions of dollars a day, and everyone hates them. I don’t want to be the celebrity whore.
I get more upset about slacking on blog biz more than anything else.
The work, the homework, the housework- it piles up all around me, and I happily nap on top of it. Owe someone some blog love? Cannot nap. Must attend to interwebz.
Great priorities, clearly….
Are you ever afraid that one day your toilet is going to explode? I accidentally flushed a clorox wipe down mine two weeks ago, and I’m still waiting for impending disaster…
Here’s my award for you, but it’s not a blog badge, it’s oral. Heh. oral.
“I PROCLAIM YOU QUUEEEEEEEN OOOFFFFFF POOOOOOOOOOOOP!!”
*echoey voice, think “Jeopardy” intro*
PS: In case you forget where you’ve been 5 minutes after the fact like I do, that was in response to your comment on Vic’s page. That wasn’t out of the blue. Although it would have been funny if it was. Let’s just say it was out of the blue.
Lemmonex: Desperate times…
PQ: What award did you give me, hooker?? NONE. That’s right!
notyourplainjane: I know, I know. We bought the TRIPLE rolls this weekend.
Fearless: Aw *blush* Thanks, mama.
f.B: I know, right??
Liebchen: Not at all! It’s over like 6 months… that’s how much I suck slash am lazy.
Racquel Valencia: Oh, you’ve been on my roll for a while, love. I’m talking about the awards below that
But don’t you DARE go anywhere!
Kristina P: Perhaps, but I felt like I needed to acknowledge their kindnesses and at least leave them up for a while.
verybadcat: Me too! re: slacking on blog stuff. It totally stresses me out. Dirty dishes? Whatev.
Steam Me Up: I’m so glad you saw that
But I will pretend that it was random anyway, for humor’s sake.
Hot stuff! Just don’t let all this blogotastic love and adoration go to your head, mkay?
I tickled your third award from the bottom with my remaining good pinky finger.
You’re welcome.
I find awards embarrassing too. I don’t like calling attention to myself that way. It just seems funny to me. But congrats on YOURS!!!
i have no awards to give. sadness. but i give you all my love, honey. am i quoting a song? i feel like i am, but don’t know what it is.
Ben Stiller is either really good or really bad.
Oh oh oh I am holding my side from laughing out loud. Between this and Zoolander for the ” I think I’m getting the iron lung.” Too funny.
When you get a chance, come and enter the Under the Sheets five question contest
I have bestowed on you the Charlie Kelly Illiteracy award.
In my mind.
Is this your walking place?
you’re awesome girlie! hence so many awards!
inkpuddle: Oh, I promise… it’s the peops who gave them who rock!
moooooog35: I don’t even want to know what that means…
blueviolet: I’m trying to call attention to the people who were kind enough to bestow them, but it seems I’m doing a poor job…
Vittoria: I will take your love, and your honey. BOO yah!
Dr Zibbs: Can’t it be both?
Laura: Zoolander and I go way, way back. “The files are… IN the computer?!”
rs27: Will-You-Mar-Ry-MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE? … So uh, is that a yes, then?
insomniaclolita: Thanks, love. You’re pretty badass yourself.
You’re ridiculous. I love it. I doooo.
smoooochie.
You’re just too cool for words…
I’m with blueviolet – I love the awards, but I have a hard time drawing attention to myself with showing them off…but I do love to give linky love to those that bestowed them on me, ‘cuz I do appreciate them. But I’ve been so far behind in my blog-hopping and commenting I haven’t had time to acknowledge the newest awards…ACK! 
An award winning post on an award winning blog.
Holy crap …enough awards!!!!! Very nice…very nice…
Aren’t you adorable and gracious.
So many awards!
Please teach me how to laugh in my pants. That way I could laugh along WITH the girl.
Nope, didn’t get me. Cause I read ahead and didn’t want you to have the satisfaction.
I have felt like a complete asshole lately because I have three awards that I have not acknowledged yet. Now I know who I can pass them on to…
My name is not in the list either, snif…. that’s ok. I am a baby-bloggie and have no idea of award or anything of the sort. Still, luv ya, dahling’
…: YOU ahr! Smooches.
Stacy (TRCC) You better get on it! But I sooo hear you on the blog-hopping… I had to set aside a Sunday afternoon to get this done!
Dmbosston: Thanks, love.
Lady Jane:
Muppet Soul: Well, over a LONG period of time… I am VERY lazy.
Narm: I think it’s like rolling your “R”s… you either got it, or ya don’t.
TishTash: *sniff* FINE!
Kimberly: Oh, geez. You would, too, wouldn’t you?
Titania: Only because you didn’t give me an award, silly! There was no selection or favoritism here!
I am such a baby-bloggie… I didn’t know awards existed!! I’ll start awarding away now. Growing pains. Luv ya!
Great Post! I firmly believe that we’re gonna beat Missouri and end up playing y’all. As far as that game goes, it’s anybody’s really. UNC is a great team!
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