***If you skim today cause it’s Fri-dee and you’re lazy, make sure you skim down to the bottom! Mama said so!***
Hey, every-bod-eee! IT’S FRIIIIII DAAAAAYYYY!!!
No, I’m not excited about it at all. Okay, that’s a lie. And, um, don’t hate me, but part of the reason I’m so excited is because thanks to my new work schedule, my ass is going to be firmly planted on my couch all goddamn day, watching Real Housewives and Bad Girls Club and other such quality programming.
What’s that? You are trying to staple me through your computer screen? With the heavy duty stapler? Well, if it makes you feel better, I am also going to be scrubbing the living hell out of our bathroom at some point today. And it is truly so disgusting right now, I’m actually kind of excited about doing it. How’s that for a little TMI? (Banner turnout on that yesterday, by the way. Thanks, everyone, for playing!)
Anyway, a few days ago, the lovely Brandy from It’s Like, I’m… Mmmagic! made the conscious decision (I know!?!) to delve deeper into my very… ummm… interesting psyche, and ask me a few Q’s. So here we go…
1. You recently posted a picture of you rocking a Snuggie, and it pretty much looks like the greatest thing since the invention of the internet. What are the three last gifts or purchases that have brought you an inordinate amount of joy?
I have to say my iTouch, because, well, DUH. My dad gave it to me for Christmas and I pet him once an hour may have named it Jorge. Just cause he’s spicy like that.
I’m trying to think of something that I’ve bought myself recently, but honestly the only thing I can think of that I’ve purchased for FUN in months is booze. So I’ll go ahead and say Firefly Sweet Tea Vodka, because B and I get one every couple of days weeks and it always rocks our world in the best down home and drunk Suh-thern kinda way. Can I get a Carla-esque hootie-hoo! (She SO should have won. And she BEST be opening a restaurant around here.)
Whenever B lets me watch the Real Housewives, the Bad Girls Club, or Gossip Girl without making me feel like a Nazi girlfriend. Don’t worry, boys, I watch PLENTY of gun-slinging, action-packed, hot bad girls with extremely sexually fondled weapons kinda movies. We’re even.
2. What is your view on the pickle? (And no, we aren’t talking euphemisms, I’m not that clever).
That’swhatshesaid! Oh, wait, NOT euphemisms? Are you sure? Okay… Ironically enough, whereas EVERY other food item in my life I prefer the salty to the sweet… I have to go sweet on this one. And I LOVE them. I’ll eat them out of the jar if no one’s looking. Or even if someone who has to love me anyway IS looking. (This is why we need a dog.)
I hate dill pickles. I’m trying to train myself to like them but it’s worse than just disliking them; I resent them. I resent their goddamn pickley juice all over my chicken salad sandwich, and making my delicious Paninis soggy. And the little cafeteria ladies ALWAYS throw them in there before I can protest, right in the middle of my previously dill juice-free sandwich. Assholes. Stop taking out your hairnet-wearing on me!
3. Would you rather post a picture of yourself naked on the internet, or go a decade without having sex?
Post a picture, no DOUBT. And I think B would most definitely be okay with this decision if those were the two options. Nuff said.
4. If you could remove the calories/cholesterol/trans fat/general unhealthiness of one particular food, so you could eat it (or possibly just inject it in your body) without ever worrying about health concerns, what would it be?
I’m cheating. Cheeseburgers AND French fries. Because as far as I’m concerned, one doesn’t exist without the other. That’s like separating the evil deliciosity that is Speidi. Rob and Big. Pete & Pete. It just can’t be done.
They are also very important tools for getting one of my most favoritest things into my mouth: ketchup. I love ketchup so very much, this happened yesterday:
[B and I both stop at store on the way home, arrive at apartment with bags]
B: I got you ketchup! That’s how much I love you.
LiLu: Oh no… I got ketchup too! It was running out!
B: Don’t worry. I figured you would and I knew you’d get the big boy, so I just got a normal sized one. Now you have a back up!
LiLu: It’s moments like these I know we really belong together.
5. If you could be trapped in the elevator with any three male singers, who would it be and would you get their autographs for me?
A) Billy Joel, always and forever my one true musical love. And if I can get any words out, sure, I’ll get you on autograph. On my boob.
B) Justin Timberlake (but only if he’ll perform Dick in a Box).
C) Stevie Wonder. Cause he couldn’t run away and he’d have to hang out with me. Too much?
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Okay… now drumroll, please!
I sort of alluded to this on Tuesday, but I am, in fact, GIVING AWAY A SNUGGIE! Yes, that’s right, you can share in THIS kind of joy with me:
All your life is missing is The Blanket That Has Sleeves! So if you’d like to join my cult in the Snuggalicious fun, leave a comment here telling me why and I’ll have B pick it out of a hat next week. (Remember, you have to be willing to give me a mailing address and stuff… ooo, scary!) If this is, in fact, the last thing you would ever want in your life, leave a comment making fun of me. You know, nicely. We’re all friends here.
Happy weekend, lovebugs!
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*tempted to pretend to want a snuggie cuz I just like winning things*
Hehe.
Great Friday post…Your blogs are definitely becoming a favorite part of my day!
I would love to win a snuggie- hell, it’s COLD in Chicago!
I clearly need the snuggie so that I don’t have to wear pants as long as I keep everyone face on instead of around back. It’ll be a sassy game os strategy with nude endings.
Yanno, I think the last time I saw the Snuggie commercial, and they show the family around the fire in their red backwards robes, I thought: “That’s kinda cultish looking.” Your words have now reinforced my belief Snuggies were invented by the same space aliens who invented Hulu and Alec Baldwin and Eliza Dushku are going to eat all our softened brains.
(This comment brought to you by the Long And Rambling Comment Corp.)
After I read your original snuggie post I kind of wanted one and told my boyfriend. We both previously talked mad shit about the snuggie, so he wasn’t convinced by your post at all. He still thinks snuggies are totally uncool and super lame, and told me to just “get a thermal blanket and shut the fuck up about it,” so now I really, really, REALLY want a snuggie just to wear it around the house and piss him off. : )
Foggy: You echo my thoughts exactly about the Snuggies Druids.
Lilu: You know I want it, but since it’s probably a giant pain in the ass to send it to Canada, I will reluctantly pass. Besides it’s likely not red, and we all know that Canadians can only wear red Snuggies.
Apparently I now also work for the Long and Rambling Comment Corp.
I told my lil bro about your snuggie give away and asked him if he wanted one to take to Tokyo when he leaves in a few weeks. He said that instead we should get one for my mom and have her guest post a review of it because clearly that would be wayyy more entertaining when he’s half way across the world.
as much as you rock the snuggie, i still do NOT want one. my daughter however REALLY REALLY wants one and i refuse to buy one because i’m mean like that. so i think you should send one to her before she calls child protective services on me.
You must really love you some ketchup.
Okay I thought my roommate and I were the only people with a Firefly addiction. All 105 lbs of her will take down half a handle. Also, if you get a chance go to Dogfishhead brew pub in Fairfax and order a John Daly. It is Firefly and citron vodka. (An Arnold Palmer is Sweet tea and lemonade for those playing at home.)
Plus, you totally have to pick me! I am moving from 70 degree weather to the frigid land you call DC. I need all the help I can get! (Plus I may invite you and B for beer trials.)
I need one.
We can’t get them here in the UK. Just think of the envy that I would inspire. Totally worth it.
Ketchup- what would the world be like without it? You and B are too cute, btw.
I’m so glad to be part of the Snuggie Cult!
And I must try this Firefly thing, it sounds phenomenal.
Like I really need to make fun of you for this? It does the work for me.
Aww B is the cutest getting you a back-up! It must be love!
And why do we love to name things George? My friends used to call their monthly visit George. George was always visiting and ruining something!
Snuggies are great! They are one of those things that need to catch on!
As we have discussed, the one downfall of the Snuggie is it is impossible to give a handjob to someone who is wearing said Snuggie. I would like to win a Snuggie so I can figure out a way to make the yanking happen.
PQ: No no! You have to embrace the cult, I mean Snuggie! And thanks, darlin. Preesh, truly.
The Maiden: Consider yourself entered. Chi-town is COLD!
Ben: You have to take a pantless picture if you win… BACKWARDS. Heyo!
FoggyDew: I freaking LOVE that Alex Baldwin commercial. I’ve seen it three times this morning.
SLG: Duly noted, my darling! Consider yourself entered. Such sweet revenge…
Fearless: It’s not red. Communist.
Mb: If you win, you HAVE to have your mom post. I’m making that a condition.
Claire: I’m entering you anyway. But you have to give it to her!
Matt: It’s kind of a problem.
justjp: Firefly is the BEST STUFF EVER! We are obsessed. There is enough for two drinks sitting on the counter right now and I am trying to convince myself not to drink before noon.
nutty cow: You were kind enough to send me your picture! It’s the least I can do.
vazenchick: He’s cute. Right now, I’m just dirty.
Jo: You won’t be disappointed, I promise.
66: A pox on you.
Shelly: George is a great and versatile name, tis true.
Lemm: I think our theory of cutting a hole and sewing a button is truly the way to go.
A SNUGGIE!!11!!!!
Well Snuggie connected me with you and brought me to your blog and your RSS to my Google Reader. That Snuggie and me are meant to be together. (Plus, I don’t believe you can get them in Holland, and it is a cold rainy country.)
all i’m saying is, now all i can think about is billy joel and cheeseburgers. and since it’s a friday in lent, and tix go on sale TOMORROW, the next 24 hours are going to suuuuuuuck.
ps love the pete and pete ref.
I want to join the Snuggie Cult and nominate you as the leader. Bring on the kool aid.
SNUGGIE! I want a Snuggie, BUT what’s even better is my husband wants a Snuggie. So, if I win, I’m totally not giving him the Snuggie, instead I’ll sit around curled up in Snuggie goodness while he huddles under a throw designed for someone 4 feet tall.
LOLs deal. I'm telling her that if she gets a snuggie she's subject to a Q&A session about said product.
I didn’t realize a Snuggie was such a big deal. I feel like the awkward kid again.
I think I totally want a snuggie. I am so jealous of you and your bf’s matching snuggies. But I feel if I buy one for myself it may be like a *lazy* kinda thing. BUT if I get one for free that would be the best!
Oh, how fun! I need one of these because I am always cold. I have a heated blanket that I move from room to room with me, but walking around with a blanket I can wear would be so much easier
So that friend of mine who said he would buy me one? Yeah he was all “No way am I paying SEVEN MORE DOLLARS for shipping for YOU, but since it turns out I’m totally boning my other female friend that I promised a Snuggie to, she still gets one.”
Yeah she’s his girlfriend all of a sudden and she said SHE loves me enough to pay an extra $7 but not him. Dick. He’s a big ol’ indian giver.
Oh and I’ve never heard of the vodka (which I just said with a Russian accent in my head) but now I must have it.
Oliveira: It is truly meant to be!
Vittoria: Is it weird if I suggest we go together? Yes? Okay. PS: Artie, the STRONGEST MAN… IN THE WORLD!
Zip: As long as it’s spiked.
belle: I almost want to give it to you just because that mental image is so freaking funny.
Mb: YESSSS! I get to contribute a question!
Miss Scorpio: It’s not. Only around these parts, because I’m weird. xoxo
fabbrunette: Free is ALWAYS best.
Jacqueline: It’s all about the sleeves, baby. The SLEEVES.
Damn you and your day off! Next week we should find out whether the suspension of the CWS will be extended or not in my division. Fingers crossed!
(And isn’t CWS awesome? I’d make all sorts of grand plans for my Fridays off, but I always ended up just staying in bed until 3pm instead.)
Great answers. And the first time I read the sentence involving your dad I thought you meant you petted him. Then, I got the part about you petting your itouch. Sorry. It’s been a slow morning.
As for me? I NEED this blanket/full body sweater hybrid because I live in Canada. Enough said.
And apparently, I feel so strongly about my comment, I had to post it twice.
I love the answers to your questions. I also love reading your blogs. They definitely put me in a good mood, or at least make me smile every time.
PS – I want a Snuggie. My sister and I keep the heat set at 62 because we’re poor, and I have to wear TWO blankets around the house at all times!!!
Billy Joel looks like a boob.
Coincidence?
Maybe I shouldn’t talk.
Glass Houses and all that shit.
See what I did there?
Yes Billy Joel!! I have a crazy odd love for him as well.
Oh and I need a snuggie because I want to make a video recreation of the commercial. And will if I win the giveaway
When Dick in a Box first aired I lost an entire day of my life sending the clip around to friends. I will never get that day back, but it was totally worth it.
I think I will pass on the snuggie. Not that I don’t think it is awesome, I just think you have a lot of readers who want it way more than I do. If you decide to give away a tape of Dick in Box…I want it BIG TIME.
Okay listen here lady. I want that Snuggie. Bad. Ever since you posted about that damn monk robe I have been cursing at my blankets I use on the couch. Enough already! I want that Snuggie! I covet you and your living area warmth.
I looked up Topanga and Corey. That show looks amazing bad, so I love it. But Beau would rather gouge his eyes out then watch it with me. Boo.
my manfriend actually showed interest in the real housewives of orange county recap show. Awesome! Soon it will suck him in as did tool academy. It’s my evil plan!
Some people have told me they don’t like ketchup. I just stare at them in shock. No words.
I’d like a snugglie because I’m so lazy and always cold that I like to sit on my couch with a blanket on me and exercise my fingers by clicking on the remote control until I fall asleep like an old person. I is the sexy.
I think I should get it because I think it’s awesome and my GF makes fun of me whenever the commercial comes on because she doesn’t realize how awesome that would be (“It’s just a backwards bathrobe, the only people who think that’s awesome are you and my mom!”). She has threatened to break up with me if I bought one, but getting one free would probably be a loophole.
I was just traveling through this post. I was mently taking note of things I love that you said. Dill pickle resentment, understood. B buying ketchup, weirdly cute. Billy Joel boob signing, of course. Snuggie giveaway, WHAT THE FU..!!! I’ve never wanted something quit so bad. I literally considered purchasing one last night when I was trying to type in bed at two am and was cold. I would love the Snuggie. I would appreciate it and take care of it. It wouldn’t be lonely or neglected at my house. Just thought you should know… I’d be good to it.
I know this is a horrible thing to say, but I always said that I would totally have Justin Timberlake’s abortion.
I should win the Snuggie because I’m from Maine and my boobs are big and they get cold. SO what if I live in the District now? It’s still cold where I came from and my boobs are still big.
Plus, I would wear it naked all the time and take pictures and send them to you… too much? Okay, sorry, I take that last part back (unless you’re okay with it)
Beach Bum: I hope you get them back soon! And, um, 3pm? Yeah, that sounds about right.
Brandy: I love my dad. But we’re not the petting kind. Get yoself some coffee
Jaime: Aw, thanks sweets. You are too wonderful. And our heat is set at 62 as well… it’s UNBEARABLE. Yanno, without the Snuggie.
mooooooog35: I think you just took a crack at my Billy. We might have to thumb wrestle over this.
Kristen: I just might have to enter your name twice, if there’s a video involved…
ifihadtopickfive: You are a sweet and thoughtful person. I had no idea so many people were being denied Snuggies by their Sig Others! This is a serious problem.
Oxen Cox: You are right to covet. And YES, BMW is amazing bad, in the best possible way!
Fizzgig: B tolerated the OC, but he was happy when it was over… until I informed him that NY would be premiering that same night. SWEET! And Tool Academy is seriously my new fave.
Marie: Ketchup twinsies! And, um, I can’t really remember the last time I was out past 10. Sad, no?
HIN: (Shhhh don’t tell anybody… but it IS just a backwards robe.) Still, it is a very SNUGGLY backwards robe. I’m pretty sure that’s what you’re paying for.
JPP: You know I can’t give a good Snuggie to just anybody! It’s good to know it would have a warm and happy home with you.
JoLee: HA! I love that! And abortion jokes and boobs are ALWAYS welcome around here, just so you know. Plus, B would kill me if I didn’t say yes to the naked pictures.
I’ll throw my hat in the ring. I believe that I am Snuggie worthy because I love it the most. Bold statement, I know. But I truly love and respect the Snuggie, as you do. What more needs said?
Lilu, I almost had my crafty sewing friend MAKE me a Snuggie because I heard something about how you had to buy like 60 of them if you went to order one? Anyhow. I would BEDAZZLE my Snuggie, should I be the lucky recipient, and post pictures on my blog. Also I would institute a “you must be drinking to wear the Snuggie” rule.
I want a snuggie so I can poop without getting cold.
I think this is the perfect scenario.
Truly.
Well, maybe not truly but mostly. For sure.
Also? Yes to the Timbertrick elevator thing. ::ROWR::
i need a Snuggie because an imitation Snuggie has already made it into my house thanks to my roommate. and i just cannot live with that thing thinking it is the best blanket with sleeves in the house. i can’t. i have to beat it.
You hate pickles? Never heard of that particular dislike before. But y’know whats worse than cucumbers in vinegar? Pickled eggs!! Ewwwwww!!!
Is it wrong that I want to win another Snuggie?
I also would like JT to perform Dick in a Box but substitute the word box for Snuggie. Just to keep up with a very powerful theme.
So, I once posted about how I had two options. Tap water or pickle juice. I went for the pickle juice. No joke. I also did a ShamWow post about it.
And you know how I love the Snuggie! I will be doing my giveaway on March 9th, to coincide with my blog anniversary.
Ooo! Oooo! Pick me, pick me!!!
Granted I want one b/c I’ve heard the Fugglies are flammable and I want to light that bitch up and torment Flippy w/ it, but you never said we had to cherish the damn thing.
OMG! I totally want the Snuggie to give to my sociall inept friend so I can send him to the DC Snuggie Pub Crawl!
You obviously have never had Wickles pickles or you would be in spicey pickle heaven. And I’m with you on the Billy Joel thing even though I’m old enough to be your um….older friend. Also and too Again I have to ask…WHY?
OH and have you seen the new Trojan Commercial for the Magic Finger? I’m off to see if anyone has Youtubed it yet. Wait is that a word?
LEts see, you watch Gossip Girl, you eat ketchup, and you like Stevie Wonder.
Its official. We are twins.
Is your mom Indian?
Pick me! Just cause I want one. No real reason…I just think it would be fun.
xo
YES! Snuggie giveaway! That’s awesome. I don’t want one, but it’s still awesome just the same, you spreading the love like that.
And what’s up with the boys not liking Real Housewives? Don’t they realize what a delicious train wreck it is? Jeez.
lilu, my grandma offered to make us all snuggies for christmas, and my cousins all vehemently said “absolutely not.” please make my christmas wish come true
i think i’ll have a cheeseburger and fries for lunch…in your honor!
I neeeed that SNUGGIE to stay warm or I’m going to go POSTAL on PEPCO.
BTW, Ilove TMI Thursdays:
1) They’re halarious.
2) I get sex every Thursdayafter reading some them to my husband.
Uhm, I get sex other nights also. Just saying.
Is this thing on? Ok (exhale) I deserve the Snuggie because
I believe the Snuggie is our are future, teach me well and let it lead the way, Show me all the beauty when innn the Snuuuuuggie. Give me a Snuuuggie to make it easier.
Let the Snuggie’s laughter remind us how it used to be
Everybody searching through the blanket
People need some holes to get to
I never found a blanket that could fulfill my needs
A chilly place to be
So I learned to depend on heat.
I covet the snuggie…it’s a sin.
I would like my sin to be worthy of cult membership.
I bow to thee O’ Grand Snuggie Poobah.
i would love a snuggie so that i could burn the bitch.
i hate those things!
maybe though you need to pick me as a winner to change my mind. mmmk
Lemm’s new tagline should be: “Figuring out ways to make the yankin’ happen.”
Ok. Had to say that. No contest for me, though. I’m pretty sure that if I added a snuggie to my smokin’ hawt socks and crocs, something terrible would happen.
With how exuberant you look, you should definitely be in a Snuggie commercial. Or maybe on a Snuggie billboard. Think how many more they would sell. They could be all, “Hotties like this love Snuggies!” And there would be a rash of men ordering. And third world production would not be able to keep up. You’d be helping the global economy. By this point in my comment, I feel like it’s almost your duty to do so, actually.
That’s all. Happy weekend!
Please! Please! Please! I SO TOTALLY DESERVE IT! I live in Gay Boyfriend’s freezing cold 1860′s basement with windows that develop an inch of ice and drafts and cold floors. And I HAVE to have my hands free to reach my laptop and my cranberry juice and my CATS.
Although there’d be some trouble with the masturbating under the blanket. I don’t see how that works with the snuggie.
Arms free as the wind
My back, my feet, they will freeze
Hold me tight, Snuggie
Not since Jim Jones told me to have some Kool-Aid have I been so interested in what a cult had to offer me.
los_tartist: Absolutely nothing. You've said it all, my dear!
Bethie: That's the best rule I've heard yet! Consider yourself entered.
Deutlich: ROWR indeed, love.
f.B: What IS this imitation Snuggie in your home?? Blasphemy!
Hannah: I hate DILL pickles. I know, I'm weird. But you already knew that…
flipflops: That's GENIUS! Let's write him a letter.
Kristina P: If it was bread&butter chips, I'd definitely do the pickle juice, too.
pithy: You would light it on fire, too. No wasting my $20, missy!
Thien-Kim: That's as good a reason as any!
Gladys: Wickles Pickles? I am off to google that right now…
rs27: No, but she is lovely. Stevie told her so.
notyourplainjane: You THINK?? You mean you KNOW it would be fun!
Kate: He tolerates it, to his credit. Bad Girls, not so much. Something about their voices slowly driving him insane.
cavy: Mmmmm. Pass the ketchup!
Patty Duke: Wait. TMI Thursdays INSPIRE your hubby to have sex with you?… I think he's missing something. And if you go postal on PEPCO, let me know. I'm there.
birthcontroljill: Honestly? That was beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. Are you speech writing for Obama?
fiona: It is the dress of the devil. I love it.
alexa: Hmm. I'll consider you. But if you win, you have to come to DC to get it.
rothko: It almost rhymes! And yes, something would definitely explode if the Snuggie was combined with Crocs. Ewwww.
Lisa: I should just send them that post, no? I'm sure the rest will just fall into place.
Kate: Have no fear. Lemm and I are already working on that.
B: I think everyone should know that he just promised me to always comment in haiku form, henceforth.
pistols: Mmmm… kool-aid. I guess I'll settle for some champagne.
I so want to win a snuggie and I don’t care what anyone things…no shame in my game. Yes I said that.
I’m crossing my fingers already and hoping I win.
I’m tagging you with the letter *B*, lol, bestie
I hate pickles also. REALLY HATE them. Like, they are the worst things ever to be created in the history of the world.
And now I will spend the rest of the day fantasizing about being in an elevator with Eddie Vedder, Michael Johns, and Dierks Bentley. Not that that’s different from most other days.
Hey does that mean I’m in with a chance or not?? LOL
the thought of owning a snuggie makes my heart sing with joy
So it is my understanding that Jolee will send you boob shots if she wins. Make you a deal, if I win I will forfeit the snuggie for said photos. What? Don’t judge! I will still share with B.
Megan: Consider yourself entered, my dear. There is no shame in Snuggying.
fabbrunette: Thanks, love!
BeckEye: But it makes the work day go by so much faster, no?
fiona: Of course, darling!
Hillary: As well it should.
justjp: No tradesies!
I am taking my name out of the running and throwing in my vote for birthcontroljill. I too believe that snuggies are our future.
Well looking at me inspires him to sex me. But TMI revs him up even more, if thats possible.
Have you seen this? http://gawker.com/5161355/snuggie-vs-slanket-war-a-sad-reflection-of-america. Shoe just sent it to me.
I love that I’m not the only one to name the iGadgets. I’ve met a Fluffy, a Bucky, and now a Jorge to join my cute little Clarice.
Cool! I’m also in the running for justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Supreme Court robe. It’s almost a Snuggie.
This is the last thing I would ever want in my life.
Kthxbai.
Although, if it was made of cashmere, maybe then we could discuss.
Happ Friday love!
Not sure if the hospital robe/snuggie is for me, but considering its never going to get warm again, I'm up for trying!
Throw my name in!
<3 Jes – New reader (per A Parent in Silver Springs site)
IIIIIIIIIIII deserve the Blanket with Arms because as I may have told you before, my husband saw it on TV and when I said I liked it, he plotted to get it for me for Christmas. Well, this being our first “married Christmas” I threw a fit. He was insulted and not only forbade me from buying it, but told me he’d beat my Chris Brown-style if I so much as went near the “As Seen On TV” section of Target. OK, so he wouldn’t REALLY beat me, as we’re docile people, but he did give me a stern look. And now, there is no way I will ever have one unless I win. Poo! Pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I love ketchup too (I always buy the twin packs at Costco)… so cute for B to know you were going to get one and he got you a back up one anyway…true love *sigh*
The only thing I can say about the snuggie is that it is a fashion nightmare…even if it keeps you warm!
Well, um, hmmm…Cause I don’t think I’m going to win the lottery this week, but a Snuggie would be an acceptable alternative?
I’m new here…..although I enjoy your blog!
I want to use the snuggie as a cape for when I go skydiving…..it gives me that superhero aura.
However I would also be open to experimenting with Lem…..:)
I would like a snuggie because it would make all my dreams come true. (and because they’re fuckin awesome).
You know I love the snuggie AND you…so you need to pick me. And I’d have Justin do ‘Dick in a box’ while wearing the Beyonce get up. Yeah.
Patty Duke: She knocked my socks off with that too.
Mb: I have, and it is AWESOME. It makes my ironical love all the funnier.
inkpuddle: Jorge- twinsies!
Del-V: Umm… if you win the Snuggie, can we trade? That sounds kind of badass.
Kristin: Love you too, you hater! xoxo
Jes: Done and done! And it’s a FLEECE hospital robe. So it’s CLASSY.
CageQueen: All these horror stories of spouses banning Snuggies! There aren’t enough in the world!
Violet: It is a fashion nightmare. But sooooooo warm.
Katherine: You won’t be sorry. It is the golden fleece. Only electric blue.
Jazzyjeff: It is kind of cape-like. I don’t think Lem’s on the market, though. She’s mine.
Carrie: ALL your dreams? How can I say no?
Jules:
OH HELLS YEA I want a Snuggie! I can picture myself now, wrapped up on the couch being able to use the remote without uncovering myself. (you know, like the commercial)
Billy Joel/Elton John tickets go on sale here tomorrow at 10 am!
I need the Snuggie!
I would wear it to the concert but it is in July and I don’t want to look out of season and stuff.
Did you really refer to Pete & Pete as delicious? Take.It.Back.
I would like that snuggie because I'm trying to become Kristina and that would get me one step closer.
Well, of course I, me, I should win because if I do, I will share my Firefly with you. Yes, my dear, sweet SnowWhite turned me on to this love in a bottle.
Oh my G-d. The snuggie. The snuggie is following me.
Everywhere I go – in stores, on people, on blogs – this has to be foreshadowing for my eventual death-by-snuggie.
I would love to be caught in an elevator with Stevie Wonder!
Aint nothing wrong with sitting-on-your-ass-Friday.
You should give me the Snuggie because I clearly need to be taken down a peg. I’m far too proud for my own good.
Oh, and I’ll do a Snuggie Bar Crawl with you – AND let you take pictures of the whole shebang. That’s how serious I am, Livvie.
Oh, you have to see this video, sent to me by Skyler’s Dad.
I got to the end of the this post and thought, wow, I could actually win a Snuggie. Sweet, how hard can it be? How many people would actually want a Snuggie?
Look out, boy was I wrong…to the tune of around 90 people. The Snuggie rage is sweeping the nation.
I just want the damn thing so that I may bask in your greatness and become a member of your cult.
-Francesca
Would you send to Indonesia? LMAO because I want one
ps. if I get stuck in elevator with Justin Timberlake he would definitely sue me for sexual harassment the next day
I thought you would appreciate THIS
Jules: Um, apparently my comment to you got cut off. Or I'm an idiot or something. Either way, I luffs you!
Briana: Uncovering yourself SUCKS. Thank goodness for the Snuggie!
Jenni: I know they do! I wish I wasn't so damn poor.
blueviolet: Pete & Pete was a classic! Don't hate on Artie.
SMB: Done and done. Don't tell anybody.
Muppet Soul: I might have to put the Snuggie to rest after the giveaway. Its power is growing to dangerous levels.
frecks: Who said anything about pictures??
Beckeye: OMG! So horribly delightful! The tighty whiteys! I'm blind!
Francesca: It seriously is bordering on a cult. Is it too late to get out of this thing…?
insomniaclolita: Well, DUH. JT is HAWT. Who could keep their hands off?
Scotty: DAMMIT… if only I had a CostCo membership!!!
Dear LiLu,
Firefly is the cure to all ailments, evil and boredom! Can I do a giveaway of this stuff?!? I think we need to spread the word! Project Love Firefly!
Billy Joel is The.Greatest.Musician.EVER.
I need to win the snuggie because if not, I will have to go naked to the Snuggie Pub Crawl!!
<3 Snow (aka The proud winner of a neewww snuggie!!)
I need a snuggie so I can start making snuggie porn!!!
Giving away a snuggie1!! You are awesome. My reason for for you picking me is the exact reason why you would not pick me, shipping costs. I live in Thailand, we dont have snuggies here, I want a snuggie. I would be the first one in the country with a snuggie, you could deflower that
Did you get your bathroom cleaned? Wanna come clean mine?
I loved your interview questions/answers – you ROCK! And I love that you despise dill pickles just as much as I do…
I would LOVE to win a Snuggie – since our house is 192 years old, it can be very drafty – and Mother Nature keeps playing tricks on us giving us 60 degree weather (Friday) and waking up to a dusting of snow (this morning). Supposedly we’re supposed to get a blizzard later this month (I’ll believe it when I see it) but if it does actually happen, having a Snuggie to keep warm would be HOT!
Snow White: A Firefly giveaway would be GENIUS! We might have to do one on the same day and then everyone can enter twice! Consider yourself entered for the Snuggie…
Maxie: As long as you vlog it…
Chele: I never miss the chance to deflower!
Stacy (TRCC): Actually, B cleaned the bathroom! He is an angel. We got our CLEAN on yesterday, hardcore. And I totally hear you on this weather- WTF?!
Ummm… well you need to get one. Or find someone that has one and totally mooch off of them just for their snuggieness.
Just be honest with them, I am sure they’ll understand.
Is this contest still open?? IT IS!!??!
I think it would be fun to have a snuggie because then when I snack on the couch in front of the television, I won’t notice right away that I am getting fat. With a regular blanket, I’d have to put my arms over it, thus giving me ample view of my gut. With the snuggie I will be oblivious!!
Pass the chips, yo!
I wanna Snuggie so I can go to the Snuggie pub crawl!
I totally want a snuggie because I want to organize a DC snuggie bar crawl. I heard about this on a DC radio show and I think it would be hilarious. In fact maybe I’ll blog about it. Either way, I need a snuggie (much more than a want) because I am always cold while I’m studying and since I’m a super student I can’t let this get in the way.
i am pretty sure if i had a snuggie my entire semester would improve, as it is the best way to be warm and study at the same time! pick me!!
Just found your blog…Wearing Mascara posted about a snuggie giveaway so obviously I had to click!
I need a snuggie because I heard there is a snuggie bar crawl planned for DC. Then I can take my own super sweet pictures of me drinking wine in my snuggie!
I would love a snuggie because they look so warm and comfortable. What would work better when I’m sitting on the couch freezing on my laptop. Please please draw my name!
lensimpressions at gmail dot com
I need a snuggie because i’m a second semester senior in college, kind of being a bum…a snuggie would help complete the ensemble and keep my warm when blogging in bed!
One of my friends has convinced me that Snuggie ownership is the way to go. She recently ordered FOUR (OK, they were buy two, get one free), and it just sounds glorious. I live in a very small, VERY cold little apartment & curling up with a Snuggie sounds like the perfect way to make me forget that my dwelling is incredibly lame.
Cute giveaway! Thanks for hosting!
(suburbansweetheart [at] gmail [dot] com)
Scotty: Are you offering?
EM: I didn’t think of that! My Snuggie is hiding my gut right now! Love it.
Sarah: You better come!
Wearing Mascara: There already is one! You better get a Snuggie so you can come… and no leaving early this time!
jane in the waiting line: It sure would (improve)!
Jackie: Yayyy thanks for coming over. They are sweet pics, no?
bFlat: They ARE so warm and comfortable! And I’m lovin your blog, lady.
karenwithak: The Snuggie is PERFECT for ‘kind of being a bum’. Absolutely perfect.
Suburban Sweetheart: Heading over to visit now
Thanks for playing!
read about this at Wearing Macara’s blog. Count me in. Everyone in my office says I need a snuggie b/c I’m always freezing in here. It would be perfect:)
I found your fabulous blog through the awesome “Wearing Mascara’s” equally fabulous blog!
It looks as though you have a new stalker…me!
I clearly would LOVE the snuggie since my heating bill is outrageous even though my thermostat is set at a freezing 62 degrees…burr!!!!
Also it looks cool!!! Who wouldn’t love a blanket with sleeves!
Thanks for the chance at this awesome giveaway!
I want one so I can look like a monk & fit in with all the other Snuggers.
b/c you want another friend to go to the pub crawl with.
I concur with Fearless about the crappiness of canadian postal customs, so you can just keep it in DC and buy me a plane ticket instead. deal?
I totally want a Snuggie. Ann Arbor is way too cold to not have one!
i seriously heart pickles. any and all, but not dill as much, but still.
and good christ, i want in on this snuggie giveaway. i have been wanting one for forever. im forever checking them out and as silly as they are, i just love it. manfriend wont buy in. i hope to hell i win.
I was born in Africa…I’m always friggin’ cold! Plus, there is something to be said about people who own something that is “As Seen on TV” — now you’re one of them!
Um. Snuggies are so fun.
Seriously. And of course…if
it weren’t for the commercials-
Snuggies would be NOTHING. Their
advertising crew is simply
the best. You can like do
EVERYTHING with one of those
bad boys. Mmmhmm.
Not to mention-the whole
booklight thrown into the mix.
GENIUS!
It’s hard for me to make fun of you, because all I want to say is that you vaguely remind me of a (joyful) blue baked potato in this pic, and I just would really like to crawl in there with you and make sweet sweet tatertot love to you.
I feel so relieved to have gotten that off my chest.
I think that I would love a snuggie, wearing one of those while I veg on the couch might be awesome… and since I am too scared order one, I am signing up for your giveaway!!!
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