Warning: If you do not like bathroom humor, RUN. Lem, that means you. Just sayin. Now get ready, folks… back in action is the ever popular gravely feared TMI THURSDAYS…
Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join me and the fast-growing harem of TMI-participators in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. If you want, leave it here in the comments! If you’re chicken, share someone else’s! Ah, the anonymity of the blogosphere… it’s a good thing.
Without further ado, this Thursday’s Tale of TMI…
(See the TMIT archives here.)
It’s a lazy New Year’s Eve. It’s been windy and cloudy all day, and we’re still holed up in bed at 2 in the afternoon…
B: Do you ever get excited about a really good poop?
LiLu: Well, obviously. Especially because they aren’t so common anymore.
B: We drink too much. And eat crap.
LiLu: True story. What I really hate, though, is when it burns. Today was like goddamn chili en fuego.
B: I know. And consider all the Pappy’s I eat… think about the pain I go through on a day to day basis.
LiLu: Oooh, yeah, that’s true. You know what it’s really about? FINISHING. A good finish is priceless… when you’re actually satisfied at the end, instead of whimpering and shaking and throwing in the proverbial towel.
B: Oh, when you get the One-Wiper!
LiLu: Yeah. That is totally your new nickname, bee tee dubs.
B: No, the One-Wiper can’t be a nickname. It’s a mythological feat, like petting a unicorn.
LiLu: So, apples and Metamucil for lunch?
B: Sounds good. Where’s the Pappy’s?
Other awesomely bad TMIs this week…
I-66′s TMI Thursday: Vom.
Beach Bum’s TMI Thursday: With Pictures…
Sean’s TMI Thursday
And whether he wants it to be or not, LA Cochran and I are nominating this:
Malnurtured Snay’s A Facebook Retort
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I continue to marvel at your braverism. I can’t poop if anyone else is in the house, let alone talk about it with anyone.
bahahaha. good for me, i enjoy bathroom humor : )
happy new year!!!
Happy New Year! Thanks for starting it off right!
I love the mythical one-wiper. Great fun here. Happy New Year!
Fine. I was gonna post in a week, but what the hell else better do I have to do?
Downbeat: Braverism… I like that. Much better than “absolutely disgusting”!
Alexa: Seriously, I don’t understand how anyone could NOT. HNY!
SingleGirl: Of course, my dear. Of course.
PHST: I’m glad it’s fun… and not just vile. Sometimes I worry my sense of humor is only funny to, well, ME.
66: Do it up, darlin.
Oh my, darling! You two have a love like no other couple.
Ok, I caved. I posted my own TMI post. Probably my last one too, but HAD to share last week’s events. My friends can’t stand hearing me talk about it!
I just can’t get through this, with 4 dogs here this weekend I am experiencing way too much excitement over a really good and timely (doggy) poop.
Awesome! I also shared a(nother)bathroom story to TMI Thursday.
You guys STILL wipe your ass!?
Sorry, Lilu. You can’t gross me out. I work for a doctor. Happy New Year!
Passing on a TMI entry (or close to it)… A Facebook Retort.
Miss Scorpio: That’s a kind way of saying we’re deranged.
Beach Bum: I am truly horrified.
Herb: You’ve got your hands full, for sure.
Sean: We’re of the same mind, my dear.
M@: ???
Smart Mouth Broad: Fair enough.
Happy New Year!
LA Cochran: Oh, definitely.
If it was not for taking an awesome poop I might not always have much to look forward to.
Pooping rules!
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