No, We Are Definitely NOT Choreographing Dance Routines to George Michael Right Now… That Would Be Ridiculous.

by LiLu on January 3, 2009

in LOVE,a reason to drink- like i need one,cool shit,dc life,friends,it's a good thing i make a mean martini

Clearly, there is only one thing to do when your bestie announces she got engaged to the most perfect man in the world for her over New Year’s…

Throw an 80s dance party in your living room.

Also, apparently I’m that girl who bursts into tears when her friends say things like “I’m engaged!”, “We’re pregnant!”, or “I changed my hair color!” … Who knew?

Congratu-effing-LATIONS, FattyLumpa. As Chef said, it’s about time you made an honest cat out of Bitch Kitteh.

And just a reminder… I believe it has been officially decided that THIS will be your wedding song:

Deal? Good. Glad we settled that.

I love you, lady. What a freaking wonderful way to start ot 9. As Lem said in between sweet dance moves tonight, I have a feeling that this year? Is gonna be OUR YEAR.

{ 15 comments }

1 little miss optimist January 3, 2009 at 11:54 am: Hah you always post the best videos! I really hope 2009 is a great year for you!!
2 fattylumpa January 3, 2009 at 2:26 pm: Chef is sitting next to me and when I started the video he got a big grin on his face and started bobbing his head “That’s my jam!”. Then he changed the lyrics to be about Bitch Kitteh.

I freakin love you lady, and I love this post. I am so honored! Thank you so much for being my friend who burst into tears. There’s no one I’d rather have an 80s dance party with. xoxo
3 fattylumpa January 3, 2009 at 2:29 pm: Um, also, HOLY CRAP those are some 80s graphics if I’ve ever seen them! HA! PERFECT!

I also love the “dance! dance! dance dance dance!” she’s squeaking out in the background while he’s announcing people. YAY MID TO LATE 80S!! WOOOOOOT!
4 Herb of DC January 3, 2009 at 2:49 pm: Wait, you were partying with Miley Cyrus?

http://www.tmz.com/2008/12/29/miley-cyrus-like-a-virgin/
5 Alexa January 3, 2009 at 2:49 pm: ok i love anything whitney related even when she was a crackwhore.

confession: the greatest love of all still brings a tear to my eye. feel free to think i’m a nerd now.
6 LiLu January 3, 2009 at 3:42 pm: LMO: For you as well, my dear. I’m truly hoping the rest of your 2009 is very different than the beginning was.

FattyLumpa: As for the Chef, I would expect nothing less. Seriously, he should release a CD. Or at the very least, a PodCast. I seriously couldn’t be happier for you- love, love, and more schmoopy-ass LOVE.

Herb: Dammit! That hussy is ALWAYS stealing my style.

Alexa: Oh, please. Like I can seriously get through all of “I Will Always Love You” without a tickle in my eye? As IF.
7 Pseudonymous High School Teacher January 3, 2009 at 4:28 pm: Wow. Look at Whitney before marriage and drug abuse.
8 Lemmonex January 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm: Sometimes you just need a dance party–nothing else will do.
9 Fearless in Toronto January 3, 2009 at 5:54 pm: I am SO ready for the 80s Inaugural Dance Party. I’ll pack my jelly shoes and lace gloves.
10 LiLu January 3, 2009 at 6:03 pm: PHST: Right?? Poor Whit!

Lem: From FattyLumpa in an email this morning: “There is nothing sad about a sweaty hetero dance party for two. Also, I am a horrible liar ”.

Fearless: MJ, Journey and Whitney are cued up and ready to go, lady!
11 M@ January 4, 2009 at 12:33 am: I hate girls younger than 30 or 40 who refer to one another as “lady.” I don’t know why.

That black woman is super hot. Once, she was so glamorous!

Estrogen does funny things to people. I am attracted to estrogen freaks but they’re so weird to me.
12 fiona January 4, 2009 at 12:44 am: I was HOT in the 80′s…I think?
Congrats to the happy couple!
13 Maxie January 4, 2009 at 1:20 am: I love 80′s dance parties– in fact I may have one right now. By myself– I am obviously awesome.
14 Kate January 4, 2009 at 8:59 am: Whitney looks like a Solid Gold dancer to me in this video.

So happy for your friend!
15 LiLu January 5, 2009 at 4:36 pm: M@: I do have some odd terms of endearment… I never thought that was one of them!

Fiona: You sly dog. We all know you’re hawt now too!

Maxie: Oh, by yourself is TOTALLY cool- especially in the shower.

Kate: Thanks! SO AM I!