Said while watching Man vs. Wild:
LiLu: You have an ENORMOUS man-crush on Bear.
B: Baby, you might be able to give me an awesome blow job… but Bear can build me a fire WHEREVER AND WHENEVER I WANT IT.
I love you, baby. But I don’t have to like understand you right now.
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OH NO HE DIDN’T!!!!
Gag! ACK!
You kiss that mouth?
He did NOT do that! Oh my God!
I bet he loves Bear until the episode where he eats a grub the size of my thumb and it’s insides splooge out of his mouth!
Sorry, that was gross, but I can stomach a lot of things…. and that one made me ill (not to mention I was eating shrimp at the time…)
No prob bout passin’ on my url… trading info is a fantastic way of learnin’ new things!
But, but, he didn’t build a fire! He, he,… *bleeeach*
Tell B that Bear is a total PHONY. He fakes all of his episodes and has a camera crew follow him throughout. Check out the youtube video of him staying at a local Four Seasons after supposedly staying out in a cold, man-made shelter overnight…
Survivorman, now that is a show to love….
J
http://adventuresinvoluntarysimplicity.blogspot.com/
wtf
that’s.. he.. he crushed that fish’s spinal cord with his teeth while the fish was alive!?
Bear is the Shiz. I totally have a man-crush on him too.
Herb: Well, it’s not like B did that. But yeah. Still.
Kate: Heyyyyy O!
Miles: Oh, I definitely saw that one… almost made me revisit my lunch.
LA Cochran: Gotcha!
Jack: I can’t crush his dreams like that. We’ll go on with the facade.
f.B: Vomitous, indeed.
-jd: Then YOU can go camping with him in the outback.
Yes!! You just sealed the deal our blogger-friendship! You quoted “How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days” I knew I liked you!!
Snow White: I knew SOMEONE would get it!
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