The upcoming holidays are warm and wonderful and jolly and candy-caney in all their very own and special ways, but there is a problem. Not everyone celebrates the same ones.
Our Canadian friends were celebrating Thanksgiving back in October, while down in the US, we were busy whoring ourselves up for Halloween.
Last Thursday, many of us stuffed ourselves full of poultry slathered with gravy in the company of people who drive us to drink, but some of us actually remembered WHY we do these things, and, being of Native American descent, very rightly chose not to participate (and was hilarious about it in the process).
Looking forward, there is the obvious distinction between those who prefer 8 days of wee presents, and those who like to get it all over with one Big Bang (oh wait, but they don’t believe in that, right? KIDDING) on December 25th. I speak, of course, of the endless mêlée between Hanukkah and Xmas. (Read that in Hulk Hogan’s voice, please. Before his wife castrated him in front of America by leaving him and taking up with a 19 year old, that is.)
No matter what your own preference/personal belief system/traditions that were imposed upon you by an overbearing mother, the fact remains that there is no holiday EVERYONE can gather round the fire for and tip a glass back, thankful for our lives and friends and the joy we have brought into each other’s lives. (I know, I know, you’re saying, “Actually, that sounds a lot like the days that end in “Y”… true enough, my friend. But wait for it…)
I propose that there is one grand holiday we can ALL get behind. One momentous and notable occasion we can all raise a glass to, and really mean it.
And that, my friends, my interwebby cohorts, my many and varied partners in crime…
is Repeal Day.
December 5th of each year marks the anniversary of a very special date upon which, in the words of The Brew Site,
On December 5, 1933, the states ratified the 21st Amendment, repealing the 18th Amendment, thus ending 13 years of Prohibition in America. At the 21st Amendment Brewery, the repeal of Prohibition means we can celebrate the right to brew beer, the freedom to be innovative, and the obligation to have fun.
And December 5th of THIS YEAR, my friends, marks not only the anniversary of said repeal, but it is, in fact, the 75th anniversary of that occasion. I hereby propose that this may be about the only thing we can ALL agreed is worth celebrating, at the exact same moment, no?
Also, it’s Friday, which just works out perfectly for my drinking schedule. Truth be told, I haven’t thought beyond this post, (what with starting a new job today and already having my hands full with the organizing of the Bloggerational Ball), but maybe we couldashouldawoulda put a wee something together? Perhaps an 8pm toast, at a central DC bar somewhere, to Cheers! the ever-so-lovely repealment of one of the most horrific amendments of our time? (Well, okay, not OUR time, but yanno. To honor our ancestors who suffered through bathtub gin, and all that.)
Ah well, just a thought I had dancing around my head this weekend. Holler at a girl if you think it’s a good one… (and if not, at least send me some good thoughts/karma/e-hugs on my First Day at the New Job!)























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i like the way you think dear. very much so.
good luck today!!
Hm…perhaps Recessions? I like beers as big as my head.
Play nice with the new kids! And if all else fails, buy ‘em off with candy. Works for me.
Good luck on the new job!
you wrote the blog BEFORE work today right? Tell me the first order of biz at your new job was not writing a blog…..?
Well, at least we all can see you haven’t lost sight of your priorities.
Good luck with the new job.
Good luck, you lovable drunk.
I think most of your readers would agree that this is an excellent idea.
Sheesh darlin only 4 days to warm up!
I’ll be in training for the 5th as of tonight!
Good Luck today!
The first, and only choice for this celebration is, of course, 18th Amendment. Friday night is Rum Runner night. Ummmm…rum.
Oh, and for the remaining Mass part of youse: Go Steelers!! WhooHoo!
Recessions! I’m down for that!
Good luck with the new job. See ya on Friday.
I’ll raise a glass! Best of luck on your first day, my dear.
I’m in! Just let me know where to show up…. well, as long as you are inviting ninjas
You mean there is another reason to drink this coming Friday? Twist my arm. Now I feel like shagging a 19 year old chick after reading this post…
J
http://adventuresinvoluntarysimplicity.blogspot.com/
If I make it out after my office holiday party, I will toast your new success! Hope you have a great first day!
Hope you’re having a great first day!
Also, I love the idea of Recessions. I know I’m getting my money’s worth when I need two hands to hold my glass.
Congratulations on your new gig!
Good luck today with the new job and I will be celebrating in CT this Friday. What a great holiday!
Am I the only who finds the photos of the champagne flutes erotic?
Yes? OK.
All right, it’s unanimous! Recessions? Circa 7, 7:30? Are we all agreed?
And I definitely schedule-posted this. Trust, I did not blog from work today!
Foggy? Bite me.
Doug, I never go anywhere without my ninjas. DUH.
Why does DC have all the good stuff? Presidents, white houses, alcoholic celebrations. Damn, you guys got it good.
Because I need another reason to nurture my inner alchie? Also, I propose our soon-to-be-President should make this a national holiday. You know, for the good of the nation.
OMG this is AMAZING
Oh! I schedule-posted today as well! I was in an editing class all day long. Pencil and paper and *gasp* no constant electronic tomfoolery! I’m sorry to have missed your first day! I hope it was a great one!
Hurray for first days and repealing the 18th amendment! So many good things all in one post.
Quit scheduling all the fun shit when I’m out of town you dirty pirate hooker.
It’s also St. Nicholas’ Eve, the night when St. Nicholas brings presents to all the good German boys and girls and leaves them in their shoes.
You all have fun out there, girly! I’ll be at an AA meeting, celebrating the fact that I can’t drink anymore and being damn grateful about it. But I’m all for people who don’t have a problem, going out and celebrating. Yes. I. Am!
I like the way you think.
How did I not know about December 5th? Beer has been a near and dear friend of mine for years and I have completely ignored this anniversary. Well there is only one thing to do. Drink twice as much.
Thanks for the info. You are like my own personal wikipedia.
Oh ya, I am also doing a Christmas giveaway contest on my blog. I am working on the post right now, should be up later or tomorrow if you want to participate.
Ah damn, I’m not there this week…I will be celebrating the entire FOLLLOWING week…for my BIRTHDAY! Its a big one baby!
Have fun.
“On the 12th Day of Repeal Day my true love gave to me…”
Herb just reminded me of something: There is TOTALLY karaoke at Recessions…
Lbluca, I’ll definitely check it out. Who doesn’t like free stuff??
Kass, I will be ready and waiting for the berfday celebrations. Just point my drinking face in the right direction, lady.
Lumpa, YOU are the pirate hooker for LEAVING ME ALL THE TIME.
Thanks for all your well wishes! My first day was truly a lovely one.
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