We Gotta Get Through Friday Afternoon Somehow

by LiLu on November 21, 2008

in cool shit, funny, how jealous are you right now?, jobs and the jobby joblessness of it all

I think we’ve all stumbled across the GenderAnalyzer (my blog is 63% woman- HA!)

But I discovered the Typealyzer on Marissa’s blog today, and it’s even cooler…

Check it out!

I am:

ESFP – The Performers

The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and donĀ“t like to plan ahead – they are always in risk of exhausting themselves.

They enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation – qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.

I don’t think anyone’s shocked, eh?

What are you?

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{ 26 comments }

1 Julie November 21, 2008 at 7:34 pm

livitluvit: 63% woman/performer
makeuptext: 63% woman/performer

I figured as much.

I love how the woman in the “performer” picture looks like a drunken whorebag. Should we read into that?

2 LiLu November 21, 2008 at 7:35 pm

HAHAHHAHA you’re EXACTLY 63%?!?!!? Oh my lord too funny. And as for reading into her drunk-y-whore-y-ness…

YES. Yes we should.

3 brookem November 21, 2008 at 7:37 pm

im also a performer.
bow chicka bow wow.

except that im 54% dude.
hm.

4 Fearless in Toronto November 21, 2008 at 7:46 pm

Performer, yes. But apparently I am a man. This explains a lot.

5 lacochran November 21, 2008 at 7:47 pm

GenderAnalyzer says my blog is 52% female. Given that I try to stay universal in my themes, I guess I should be pleased but now I just feel unfeminine. :(

According to this lame-o Typealyzer, I’m also a performer. This makes no sense because it says I avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation. NOT! I can’t not confront. Nope. Need someone to be belligerent on your behalf? Gimme a call. So, yeah, I got a problem with yer Typealyzer and I’m makin’ something of it!

It is time to start drinking yet?

6 LiLu November 21, 2008 at 7:54 pm

Brookem: I’m starting to think if you have a sense of humor and swear a lot, it thinks you’re a dude.

Fearless:

LA Cochran: Actually, that’s true. I never, ever avoid a confrontation. It is truly amazing to me that I’ve never been in a barfight.

And, yes. Meet you somewhere in 5 for a quickie?

A DRINK QUICKIE, you cheeky monkeys!

7 Fearless in Toronto November 21, 2008 at 8:01 pm

I can’t believe you stopped talking to me. Now I’m really breaking up with you.

8 Kristin November 21, 2008 at 8:02 pm

I’m a performer, too. And 72 percent female. Do you think that has anything to do with writing about my breasts?

9 LiLu November 21, 2008 at 8:11 pm

Fearless: Shhh, shhh… pop one of those Joseph Phelps 2005 Cabernet Sauvignons you bought in your dream last night and we’ll forget all about it.

Kristin: I dunno. I write about my hoo haw a lot. You’d think that’d make me pretty damn woman.

10 dmb5_libra November 21, 2008 at 8:17 pm

i got the same thing….we’ll see if its true tonight

11 PRSlaveDC November 21, 2008 at 8:23 pm

70% female… SERIOUSLY??? And apparently I’m a doer… but after the first part I just stopped paying attention.

12 LiLu November 21, 2008 at 8:50 pm

dmb5: When in doubt, always do the thing that will give you the most fodder for a post. Words to live by.

PRSlave: Quick, write a post about scratching your balls while drinking beer, grilling meat and watching football.

13 Brett November 21, 2008 at 9:16 pm

60% woman.

But I’m a performer too

and a whole lotta woman!

14 jo November 21, 2008 at 9:31 pm

My (former) blog was 53% man. Wow, maybe it’s my unisex nickname?

And also ESFP.

15 fiona November 21, 2008 at 10:03 pm

We guess http://fiona-travelinthrough.blogspot.com/ is written by a woman (54%), however it’s quite gender neutral. WTF?

I’m a hermaphrodite?

Also a performer apparently AND I saw my friggin Brain, who needs to see their friggin Brain?
I’m pouring a drink NOW…anyone need anything from the bar?

16 LiLu November 21, 2008 at 10:05 pm

Brett: A whole lotta woman indeed. In the metaphorical sense, of course!

Jo: I bet the name could have something to do with it… it’s so weird!

Fiona: I don’t think it means hermaphrodite, I think it’s more like, in the Ken-and-Barbie-lackthereof sense.

17 [F]oxymoron November 22, 2008 at 3:26 am

Hmmm…

72% Woman & ESTP (Doer)

Okay, time to go buy some F-me lingerie, a few bottles of wine, and some chocolate

18 fiona November 22, 2008 at 4:07 am

OMG so now I have no “parts”????

19 KassyK November 22, 2008 at 6:02 am

I am a Feeler (shock shock-not) but apparently…an almost MALE and gender neutral feeler (54% female).

And everyone tells me I am “girly”. Fuck that shit…my blog is almost all man.

Holla!

20 f.B November 22, 2008 at 6:02 pm

56% male who performs in soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells while doing work that makes it hard to advance to management level positions.

i should’ve used those two sites as professional references.

dead on balls accurate. dead. on. balls.

21 LiLu November 22, 2008 at 8:19 pm

Foxymoron: I want in to that party!

Fiona: It’s okay. You still have lumps for boobs.

Kass: You are a versatile woman, but you’re ALL woman.

f.B: So, a sunshine yellow cashmere sweater that smells like candy and you’re good to go, eh? So easy to please…

22 lacochran November 22, 2008 at 8:35 pm

So, what 95% are ESFPs? That makes no sense. Not even in blog persona land. Sorry. Something is seriously wrong with that site. I have (in real life) come up over and over again as an INTJ in Myers Briggs letters (which this is) but not on the Typelyzer. Granted my blog is not me but still… it can’t really be this far off.

Still, thanks for getting me riled up,. It’d been like 5 minutes since I had something to complain about. :)

23 LiLu November 22, 2008 at 8:37 pm

Agreed. After all the comments, I think it’s pretty much crap. We should write an angry-worded letter. Where’s my bloody mary?

24 restaurantrefugee November 23, 2008 at 7:15 pm

59% woman / ESFP – Performer

Not sure how I should interpret any of that information.

25 Miss Scorpio November 24, 2008 at 12:31 am

Well, I could not be left out of the fun. I’m 51% male and also an ESFP. Perhaps, they leaned toward the male gender because I spend an awfully great deal of time writing about sex.

26 nothingfancy1 November 24, 2008 at 2:17 am

Okay…it says I’m a performer too. WTH????

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