I think we’ve all stumbled across the GenderAnalyzer (my blog is 63% woman- HA!)
But I discovered the Typealyzer on Marissa’s blog today, and it’s even cooler…
Check it out!
I am:
ESFP – The Performers
They enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation – qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions.
I don’t think anyone’s shocked, eh?
What are you?




















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livitluvit: 63% woman/performer
makeuptext: 63% woman/performer
I figured as much.
I love how the woman in the “performer” picture looks like a drunken whorebag. Should we read into that?
HAHAHHAHA you’re EXACTLY 63%?!?!!? Oh my lord too funny. And as for reading into her drunk-y-whore-y-ness…
YES. Yes we should.
im also a performer.
bow chicka bow wow.
except that im 54% dude.
hm.
Performer, yes. But apparently I am a man. This explains a lot.
GenderAnalyzer says my blog is 52% female. Given that I try to stay universal in my themes, I guess I should be pleased but now I just feel unfeminine.
According to this lame-o Typealyzer, I’m also a performer. This makes no sense because it says I avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation. NOT! I can’t not confront. Nope. Need someone to be belligerent on your behalf? Gimme a call. So, yeah, I got a problem with yer Typealyzer and I’m makin’ something of it!
It is time to start drinking yet?
Brookem: I’m starting to think if you have a sense of humor and swear a lot, it thinks you’re a dude.
Fearless:
LA Cochran: Actually, that’s true. I never, ever avoid a confrontation. It is truly amazing to me that I’ve never been in a barfight.
And, yes. Meet you somewhere in 5 for a quickie?
A DRINK QUICKIE, you cheeky monkeys!
I can’t believe you stopped talking to me. Now I’m really breaking up with you.
I’m a performer, too. And 72 percent female. Do you think that has anything to do with writing about my breasts?
Fearless: Shhh, shhh… pop one of those Joseph Phelps 2005 Cabernet Sauvignons you bought in your dream last night and we’ll forget all about it.
Kristin: I dunno. I write about my hoo haw a lot. You’d think that’d make me pretty damn woman.
i got the same thing….we’ll see if its true tonight
70% female… SERIOUSLY??? And apparently I’m a doer… but after the first part I just stopped paying attention.
dmb5: When in doubt, always do the thing that will give you the most fodder for a post. Words to live by.
PRSlave: Quick, write a post about scratching your balls while drinking beer, grilling meat and watching football.
60% woman.
But I’m a performer too
and a whole lotta woman!
My (former) blog was 53% man. Wow, maybe it’s my unisex nickname?
And also ESFP.
We guess http://fiona-travelinthrough.blogspot.com/ is written by a woman (54%), however it’s quite gender neutral. WTF?
I’m a hermaphrodite?
Also a performer apparently AND I saw my friggin Brain, who needs to see their friggin Brain?
I’m pouring a drink NOW…anyone need anything from the bar?
Brett: A whole lotta woman indeed. In the metaphorical sense, of course!
Jo: I bet the name could have something to do with it… it’s so weird!
Fiona: I don’t think it means hermaphrodite, I think it’s more like, in the Ken-and-Barbie-lackthereof sense.
Hmmm…
72% Woman & ESTP (Doer)
Okay, time to go buy some F-me lingerie, a few bottles of wine, and some chocolate
OMG so now I have no “parts”????
I am a Feeler (shock shock-not) but apparently…an almost MALE and gender neutral feeler (54% female).
And everyone tells me I am “girly”. Fuck that shit…my blog is almost all man.
Holla!
56% male who performs in soft fabrics, bright colors and sweet smells while doing work that makes it hard to advance to management level positions.
i should’ve used those two sites as professional references.
dead on balls accurate. dead. on. balls.
Foxymoron: I want in to that party!
Fiona: It’s okay. You still have lumps for boobs.
Kass: You are a versatile woman, but you’re ALL woman.
f.B: So, a sunshine yellow cashmere sweater that smells like candy and you’re good to go, eh? So easy to please…
So, what 95% are ESFPs? That makes no sense. Not even in blog persona land. Sorry. Something is seriously wrong with that site. I have (in real life) come up over and over again as an INTJ in Myers Briggs letters (which this is) but not on the Typelyzer. Granted my blog is not me but still… it can’t really be this far off.
Still, thanks for getting me riled up,. It’d been like 5 minutes since I had something to complain about.
Agreed. After all the comments, I think it’s pretty much crap. We should write an angry-worded letter. Where’s my bloody mary?
59% woman / ESFP – Performer
Not sure how I should interpret any of that information.
Well, I could not be left out of the fun. I’m 51% male and also an ESFP. Perhaps, they leaned toward the male gender because I spend an awfully great deal of time writing about sex.
Okay…it says I’m a performer too. WTH????
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