I woke up today with a terrible case of “I Only Have 3 Weeks Left at My Job, And Those 2 Remaining Sick Days Aren’t Going to Use Themselves.” It’s horrible, let me tell you.
As such, Lem and I will spend the day frolicking around her living room in our underwear, making delicious foodstuffs and slowly progressing from mimosas to wine to tequila. If anyone starts to feel their own case of “It’s Friday Afternoon And Work is the LAST Place I Wanna Be” coming on, give us a call. We’ll be the ones tenderly slow dancing to some early 90′s slow jams while watching old Saved by the Bell episodes. Hooray for cocktail hour afternoon all damn day.
And if you missed any of yesterday’s TMI Thursdays, well, you’re probably grateful. But if you’re feeling brave incredibly bored have a sense of humor as sick and twisted as we all do, here they are in all their vomitous/gaseous/poopalicious glory…
Caitlin‘s I’m gas-alicious. But! I ain’t promiscuous.
Katherine‘s TMI Thursday: Where I Over Share For Your Pleasure
Doug‘s Randomly Rambunctious Remarks II
A Fair Fairy‘s NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (albeit unknowingly, but it was too disturbing funny not to include)
And my very own TMI Thursday: Pee-Pee Envy
Happy Weekend, hookers!
Update: After thoughtful consideration (i.e., he commented requesting it) Arjewtino totally blogged about losing his virginity yesterday. Count it! Thus, one more TMI Thursday for all y’all to enjoy:
Arjewtino’s No one loses his virginity in a Hyundai anymore
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