Okay, so I admit that I shamelessly stole the idea to be a Lolcat from the lovely Georgia. But, I did take it a few steps farther, thanks to having absolutely NOTHING to do in a very empty office last Friday. Behold, Basement Cat!
And, because I’m me, I actually took it many steps farther…
Let’s bring it full circle nao… (you can almost see the homemade cat ears I fashioned out of cheap fuzzy gloves, a headband, and some superglue, thanks to three CVS’s, a Giant, a Target, AND a Marshall’s all having ABSOLUTELY NOTHING left in the way of Halloween costumes at 5pm Friday afternoon. Shocker.)
And because I ALWAYS keep it classy…
The complete list of Lol-isms I proudly wore:
basement cat wishes u
happee halloweenholloween kostume:
ur doin it ritei can has jumbo slice?
nomnomnomnomnominvisibl sobriety
tequila will make exclent barfs
im in ur bar
takin ur shotzmonorail kitteh
now stops in barshave you seen a lolrus?
i has his bukkiti has a flavour-
iz drunk girlZOMFG BEER!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
i no steel ur cheezburger
i swearz…ur face
it hurtz me
I hope anyone who saw me on Friday (and was still able to read) enjoyed it as much as I did…
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I could read! And I enjoyed it!
The that 23 year ol boy called me a cougar…and I could still read it though my tears.
Mmm extraneous boobs shot. Nice. I approve of your costume.
Lem: Do I really need to remind you that HE HAD BRACES?!??!?!
Doug: Well, it was Halloween. I was a slutty basement cat, obvs.
wayyyyy more creative than mine. Plus the extraneous boobs shot is always a plus. You should include one in every post.
J
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Is it appropriate to ask what drunk girl tastes like?
Not that I don’t know…
Jack: Boobs. I has them.
66: Eh, whether it is or not, I was asking for it…
Love the cleavage. LOVE.
If only you could see my Palin.
Wow, that sounds like a euphemism.
“Wanna come up and see my Palin?”
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omg thats cute — best costume!
Almost as classy as my “walk of shame.”
I like that dress, too,where’d you get it?
Brett: $25 at Eastern Market. SCORE
i love it. meow!
Were those things still on when I saw you?
I think I was, uh, “distracted”.
Arjewtino: You mean my boobs, or the signs? Yes and yes, albeit a bit crumpled. The signs, that is…
I LOVE this! And great dress underneath – sexy in a seemingly accidental way. Nicely played!
Thanks, Brookem
Lisa: Thank you, thank you very much. A little cleavage (covered in clever) never hurt anybody…
you are the hotness! so where DID you end up going?? we should have coordinated!
Venomiss: To 51st State (AKA: OMG sooo many shitfaced 21 year olds where is a needle to stick in my eye please!!!) and then to a rockin house party with Lemmonex.
Klassy Kitty, I love it.
Very nice. So creative and funny.
love it! hahaha awesome.
this was the first year i didnt dress up.
i have to go all out crazy next year to make up for it.
i need to see this entire album asap.
Fiona: Rowwwwr kitty want some CANDY.
Kristin: Thanks! I’m sure this was a one-shot deal. Or maybe I can keep up this steal-other-people’s-ideas thing… with a twist, of course.
Kass: If you’re here next year, we’ll definitely do it up right. I really want to do a group costume!