This is my dad on gchat:
Pops: gonna go get some bfast…………. l8r
Apparently he is a 14 year old sk8er and I need to head to Pacific Sun or Hot Topic to get him an “Independence” hoodie and some leather wristbands for Christmas.
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For anyone who watches It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (if you recall I love this show just a little too much), here’s what I want to be for Halloween tomorrow.
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You know it’s going to be a good day when you sign on to gchat and are immediately barraged with THIS from a BFF:
BFF: SOMEONE HAD SEX LAST NIGHT
AND THIS MORNINGAND HELLO
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Yesterday Shannon asked me if I had told my parents about living with B yet, seeing as Mama LiLu is coming into town this weekend. And, ya know, staying with us. My response:
HA. Yes, I finally had to tell them. And YES, it is weird that my mother will be sleeping in the bed that I have SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND IN while we pretend that we always sleep one on the couch, one on the air mattress. VERY weird.
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Next week, I’m officially starting “TMI Thursdays”. Feel free to join in. It’s like Half-Nekkid Thursdays, but with less nudity (unless it’s humiliation-related) and more poop. Sorry Lem!
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Why why, oh, WHY must there be poop talk? Is nothing sacred?
Seriously, I am the woman who used the verb ‘borting yesterday, but I cannot abide by this.
Yes, yes you did. And I believe my response was this:
LiLu: HAAAAA you just abbreviated abortion
you officially have shotgun on the bus to hell
Our LiLu, such an ace at first impressions.
At least your dad doesn’t seem to be guilty of overuse of the exclamation point. My mother has cornered the market on that:
“Hello!!!!!! The colonoscopy went well!!!!”
Yeah.
Shannon: I definitely have a job interview today, too. Don’t worry, I took my Tact vitamin this morning.
Fearless: You win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The link for your Halloween costume isn’t working, but I’m assuming it’s green man. If it’s not, it should be!
Thanks Thoughts- it should be working now. It’s actually Pathetic Girl 43- I tried to convince B to go as Green Man, but he wasn’t having it. LAME.
If I were going to a Halloween party, I’d be green man in a heart beat! But I’d probably cut a little hole near my mouth so I could at least drink through a straw.
Or I guess I could go as Rickety Cricket. STREET RAT!!!
Thoughts: He had the counter idea to perhaps go as Charlie getting ready for bed, if you saw last week’s. Ingredients: dirty thermal pants, a Black Stallion T shirt, a bag of glue and a tin of cat food. Done!
No mom, I’m still a virgin. We’re just doing it to save money. Yes, yes we definitely sleep in different rooms. No, I have no idea what those weird stains on the sheets are. Oh, I might have left my… uh.. back massager on the night table, mind if I get that back? Oh, hmm you’re right, that is weird. I have no idea what that extra attachment thing is for.
TMI Thursday sounds like just my cup of tea. For those of us not in the know, will you post a general how-to/rules with your post next week? Wee!
Doug: I’M NOT LISTENING LALALA
Georgia: Will do, chica. Basically it means: write something incredible gross or embarrassing about yourself and share it with the class; i.e., whatever you imagine will MOST make people shake their heads with shame and say, “Oh, NO… I did NOT need to know that.”
Funsies!
then my post is appropriate today for TMI Thursday
Wait, what happened to the McPoyles?
We decided it would be weird to only have one of the brothers. You really need all 3 to get the full creep-factor, no?
Yessss poop talk! Where do I sign up for that?
Oh Lord what HAVE we started. Let’s get to work on those rules…
We don’t need no steenkin’ rules.
Zip: TMI Thursday is sweeping the nation!
66: You’re in the right place, darling. And yes, rules are for suckers, but otherwise, this could get messy…
Caitlin: Brainstorming with Beer!
TMI Thursday? Oh, bliss…
I thought every day was TMI day.
POPS IZ 2 KEWL!
O M G TMI Thursday–I am going to join this and use backposts from Redhead in the City. Cool?
They are from when I was a redhead and every day was “tmi” on the blog day.
Yay!!!!!!!!!
Katherine: Right?? Get on the bandwagon. Everyone’s doing it.
Fearless: Truer words were never spoken.
La Cochran: In high school, my best friend’s (named Kate) AOL screen name was k8isl84ad8. Pretty badass for a 15 year old.
Kass: YES, totally cool. Can’t wait to read them…
Hahaha! I love your dad. Although I hope my dad never gets on IM and starts up with that. I also love poop talk. I really do.
Lisa: They text me too. And if I don’t respond, they call. Oh, technology, why have you turned on me??
Plop.
I feel a little like I’m always spreading TMI.
Sooo how did the interview go???! and also, I can relate on the dad front. I taught him how to text.. and I’ve created a monster!
PLOP PLOP PLOP.
My parents have finally mastered email and are moving on to text. It’s adorably awkward, like a toddler taking its first steps.
ha, i kinda heart your dad. he’s 2 cool 2 skool. holla!
Kristin: I think that’s the best way to go through life, honestly. Otherwise, who ever really gets to know you?
Brett: Pretty damn well, I would say…
Caitlin: Yeah, it’s kind of cute when I talk to my mom on gchat and it says “Mom is typing…” for 5 minutes straight, and then she says, “Hi!”
Brookem: I kind of heart him too.
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