Quote of the office…
My boss to his 4 year old daughter: “No, Faith, you can’t have any chocolate. You’ve been having yucky poopies.”
Quote off a restaurant wall…
“Empty what’s full, and fill what’s empty.”
Quote from a very hungover Livitluvit (in reference to breakfast, I swear)…
Livitluvit: i want sausagein my faceNOWLivitluvit: hahahahahahaha i swear i didn’t think about that before i typed it
Quote from a fellow blogger…
“Maybe, just maybe, we’re all human.”
Quote from someone who keeps me sane during the workday…
Lemmonex: sorry-had to do actual work for a sex
Quote from my mom:
Mama: BTW – I’ll say it again…you should be writing a blog. you are so good a humorous observation! I know I’m not very objective, but have you ever tried to write anything?
Ummmmm……..
Quote from the love of my life…
“You (and we) are so important to me. I will never give up on you.”















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i snarking love you.
Now, do you have any quotes of wisdom regarding the $1200 I just had to spend on my stupid car? Don’t even get me started. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming….
Oh, even my typos are dirty…
Well, there goes your first paycheck… guess Zach will have to wait a little while longer for that promotion.
Love ya guts!!!
haha, TRUE. First paycheck indeed. Zach is salivating at the thought of his raise. Maybe I can just cook him something extra special instead. Except he’s better at that than me. And he’s better at cleaning. And pretty much everything.
SIGH. He is both man AND woman enough for both of us, I guess….
And feel free to steal it. It’s one of my faves too, and I am pretty sure I stole it from someone else as well. More specifically, my friend Abby.
LOVE YA GUTS.
Lem, filthy like a iced dirty chai?
Right, like I would believe that Lemmonex would have to work for a sex.
And? Your mom knows what a blog is?
66: Yeah, moms is pretty hip. Both parents are computer-savvy (dad’s a software engineer). That quote was from a Gchat, and they both text well via cellphone and love icanhascheezburger. Kinda weird.
Um WOW about your Mom. ICHC and Blogs? Does she share your love for shoe shopping and brunching, too??
Um YES and YES- we share the same DSW rewards account for a reason… and who DOESN’T love mimosas?? PS Thanks for getting me drunk at Sunday brunch so that I’m calling out of work tonight. I mean, I’m sick… cough cough… I think it’s called, “Food Coma.” (Zach- snap, snap- coined it, after all.)