Comments on: Princesses and Tutus and Unicorns, Oh My http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/princesses-and-tutus-and-unicorns-oh-my.html The world through the eyes of a South-i-fied Masshole Thu, 09 Sep 2010 02:09:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Caitlin http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/princesses-and-tutus-and-unicorns-oh-my.html#comment-548 Caitlin Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:19:00 +0000 http://livitluvitmovesite.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/princesses-and-tutus-and-unicorns-oh-my/#comment-548 First of all, I teared up at the description of your dream - the straw that broke the camel's back was you waking up, frantic that she was missing. I FELT that when I read it, and my heart ached.<br/><br/>I share Lem's fear. <br/><br/>And Fearless' knowledge of the ridiculousness that is pregnancy. <br/><br/>AND YET...my ovaries are leaping in my abdomen as we speak, and I think I've started lactating. My condoms also just spontaneously combusted. GodDAMN you, animal instincts. GodDAMN you hormones and....and....NATURAL URGES!<br/><br/>Mmm, fuzzy, powdery baby heads. SWOON. <br/><br/>No! No! Poopy diapers! Utter exhaustion! Having your body hijacked by a parasite! Noooooo!<br/><br/>(swoon) First of all, I teared up at the description of your dream – the straw that broke the camel’s back was you waking up, frantic that she was missing. I FELT that when I read it, and my heart ached.

I share Lem’s fear.

And Fearless’ knowledge of the ridiculousness that is pregnancy.

AND YET…my ovaries are leaping in my abdomen as we speak, and I think I’ve started lactating. My condoms also just spontaneously combusted. GodDAMN you, animal instincts. GodDAMN you hormones and….and….NATURAL URGES!

Mmm, fuzzy, powdery baby heads. SWOON.

No! No! Poopy diapers! Utter exhaustion! Having your body hijacked by a parasite! Noooooo!

(swoon)

]]> By: LivitLuvit http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/princesses-and-tutus-and-unicorns-oh-my.html#comment-547 LivitLuvit Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:27:00 +0000 http://livitluvitmovesite.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/princesses-and-tutus-and-unicorns-oh-my/#comment-547 FEARLESS: B loves you right now, I am sure. And you are so right... thanks for the kick in the ass ;-) FEARLESS: B loves you right now, I am sure. And you are so right… thanks for the kick in the ass ;-)

]]> By: Fearless in Toronto http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/princesses-and-tutus-and-unicorns-oh-my.html#comment-546 Fearless in Toronto Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:23:00 +0000 http://livitluvitmovesite.wordpress.com/2008/08/27/princesses-and-tutus-and-unicorns-oh-my/#comment-546 You need more pregnant friends, my dear. Nothing will shatter that romantic baby love than a friend who just can't stop vomiting. Or whose pelvis is dislocated because the baby wants it that way. I'll take steak, beer and porn any day of the week. You need more pregnant friends, my dear. Nothing will shatter that romantic baby love than a friend who just can’t stop vomiting. Or whose pelvis is dislocated because the baby wants it that way. I’ll take steak, beer and porn any day of the week.

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