It’s official- I made it through my last night at The Faceless Glorified Applebees, with the help and encouragement of these two lovely and extremely entertaining ladies (and also, one adoramable gay boy whom we clutched to our collective bosom when he got stood up last night. Don’t worry, Not Nathan, he doesn’t deserve a hottie like you! Just keep some fierce-ass women by your side and you’ll be fine).
Bottom line, I am free.
I am also effing tired (3am bedtimes do not agree with me). And it’s Friday. Therefore, I am lazy. Which means it’s picture time!
Sooooo, I talk a lot of crap about what a shoe whore I am. I figured y’all have been very well behaved, putting up with my endless schmoopiness and bitching about my jobs and all, so I’d go ahead and prove it to you. (While simultaneously exposing what a complete and total slob I am- you’re not alone, Lem.) That little nugget’s a freebie. Enjoy…
Happy weekend!
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Mr. Adorable GOT STOOD UP? No effing way. Well, he got to bond with us, so I suppose it wasn’t a total loss.
That whore “the blonde” freaking forgot to tell me she was there until after she went home! I was going to come!!! Damn it!
Shannon: I know- he was such a cutie too! A night at Axis and he’ll be right as rain…
Velv: What a skank! I think she was waiting for you to call her… next time, at the new bar, fo shiz. (I was totally staking out the Megatouch for you too)
I have the same polka dot shoes (and even wrote a post about them here: http://beachbumatheart.blogspot.com/2007/11/my-new-favorite-shoes.html
when they were still my favorite!)
People stop me on the street when I wear them to say how much they love my shoes! You got the giraffe ones too, damn, I missed out on them!
And on the shelf right below it, the last one, looks like naughty monkey shoes, which, yep, I also have (mine is with the black embroidery…).
Now what size are you? =)
(I meant the shelf right below the polka dot shoes, not the giraffe ones…)
I love those snakeskin heels –
achem…
everybody knows..that if there is a cold vodka tonic..within stumbling distance to home…im gonna be there!!
xoxo
Beach Bum: YES I got the giraffe- they were my birthday present to myself last year. I actually have the plain black too. What can I say, I love Mary Janes and how innocent they make me look…
And YES those are Naughty Monkeys, the yellow kisses and the green ones on the right. I am in LURVE with them…
Zip: I looked far and wide for the perfect snake skin heels. They have the desired effect, to say the lease.
My Skank Blond Whore: Next time, I’m going to be on the OTHER side of the bar, with one in my hand as well!
Skank – I texted you at 8:00 and you didn’t reply! I ain’t getting on metro to find myself by my lonesome! No way buddy! And you added skank by yourself.
Well, at least I have some good company in my slobishness. We need love too, dammit!
Congrats, doll.
Velvet: Hellloooo, you would not have been alone. I would have been drinking with you, just more secretly.
Lem: Thanks, woman. PS, my boss just informed me that he tried to say hi to me at the restaurant I had lunch at today. I did not seem him at ALL.
And YES, there was a big ass glass of wine in front of me.
FRIDAY LUNCH FAIL…
Holy crap, your closet door scares me.
I own three pairs of shoes, one pair of which are boat shoes.
hahahaaa your BOSS was at lunch with us today?? and *I* was the only one not drinking!
Your closet makes me marshmallow sprinkle in my big girl panties, and? We have the same bed. Of course we do.
Can’t wait for our gay lovers Speshul Picknick.
Arjewtino: You and Marissa (AntiDC) should be bff.
Caitlin: I guess he was there… watching me sippin on an effing pinot grigio… motherfuck.