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	<title>Comments on: Dear Thursday… You are So Not The New Friday. Jerk.</title>
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		<title>By: Caitlin</title>
		<link>http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/dear-thursday-you-are-so-not-new-friday.html#comment-558</link>
		<dc:creator>Caitlin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 04:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Blueberry bagels are like the ill-tempered, illegitimate love-children of regular, delicious plain bagels and regular delicious blueberry muffins. They&#039;re blueberry flavored but not soft and cakey, like a muffin should be. They&#039;re crisp and chewy, but taste oddly and wrongly of....blueberries. &lt;br/&gt;They aren&#039;t quite a bagel and aren&#039;t quite a muffin AND THEY ARE FIRED.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Blueberry bagels are like the ill-tempered, illegitimate love-children of regular, delicious plain bagels and regular delicious blueberry muffins. They&#8217;re blueberry flavored but not soft and cakey, like a muffin should be. They&#8217;re crisp and chewy, but taste oddly and wrongly of&#8230;.blueberries. <br />They aren&#8217;t quite a bagel and aren&#8217;t quite a muffin AND THEY ARE FIRED.</p>
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		<title>By: Marissa</title>
		<link>http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/dear-thursday-you-are-so-not-new-friday.html#comment-557</link>
		<dc:creator>Marissa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There must be a confluence of Blueberry bagel hate today. My coworker and I discussed the wrongness of it this morning.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There must be a confluence of Blueberry bagel hate today. My coworker and I discussed the wrongness of it this morning.</p>
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		<title>By: I-66</title>
		<link>http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/dear-thursday-you-are-so-not-new-friday.html#comment-556</link>
		<dc:creator>I-66</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shmoopover [n]: The state of being to which one descends after unnecessarily subjecting his/her readers to tremendous amounts of shmoop, where left becomes right, up becomes down, and right becomes wrong. Symptoms may include getting the hiccups for a period of time no less than 2 hours, tripping and falling on air, and I-66 making fun of you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shmoopover [n]: The state of being to which one descends after unnecessarily subjecting his/her readers to tremendous amounts of shmoop, where left becomes right, up becomes down, and right becomes wrong. Symptoms may include getting the hiccups for a period of time no less than 2 hours, tripping and falling on air, and I-66 making fun of you.</p>
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		<title>By: LivitLuvit</title>
		<link>http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/dear-thursday-you-are-so-not-new-friday.html#comment-555</link>
		<dc:creator>LivitLuvit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Charlotte: We&#039;ll see how tomorrow goes... they have a chance to redeem themselves... Smart money&#039;s on, not even a little bit.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Charlotte: We&#8217;ll see how tomorrow goes&#8230; they have a chance to redeem themselves&#8230; Smart money&#8217;s on, not even a little bit.</p>
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		<title>By: charlotteharris</title>
		<link>http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/dear-thursday-you-are-so-not-new-friday.html#comment-554</link>
		<dc:creator>charlotteharris</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought it couldn&#039;t get any worse after your day at the uhaul place.  So sorry...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought it couldn&#8217;t get any worse after your day at the uhaul place.  So sorry&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: LivitLuvit</title>
		<link>http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/dear-thursday-you-are-so-not-new-friday.html#comment-553</link>
		<dc:creator>LivitLuvit</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 19:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Artie: &lt;i&gt;Did I mention I was hungover?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;There&#039;s a seat in the front of the class for you if you&#039;re having trouble following along.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Lem: Also, they fit better in the trunk of your car. Wait what?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;FEARLESS: Blueberry pancakes make me happy in my pants. Good luck with your move as well... I hope you didn&#039;t use Uhaul like us idiots!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Artie: <i>Did I mention I was hungover?</i></p>
<p>There&#8217;s a seat in the front of the class for you if you&#8217;re having trouble following along.</p>
<p>Lem: Also, they fit better in the trunk of your car. Wait what?</p>
<p>FEARLESS: Blueberry pancakes make me happy in my pants. Good luck with your move as well&#8230; I hope you didn&#8217;t use Uhaul like us idiots!</p>
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		<title>By: Fearless in Toronto</title>
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		<dc:creator>Fearless in Toronto</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Whoever came up with the concept of the blueberry bagel should be shot.  It&#039;s taking a good idea TOO FAR.  Blueberry muffins?  Yum.  Blueberry pancakes?  Excellent.  Blueberry bagels?  Disgusting.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I decided to give my liver a break last night.  I feel great today, and I think my hair is shinier.  Maybe it&#039;s just that my eyes are open all the way today, instead of being squinty little slits.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Good luck with your move!  Just talked to my new landlord and I am moving on Monday too.  OK, now I feel sick.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whoever came up with the concept of the blueberry bagel should be shot.  It&#8217;s taking a good idea TOO FAR.  Blueberry muffins?  Yum.  Blueberry pancakes?  Excellent.  Blueberry bagels?  Disgusting.</p>
<p>I decided to give my liver a break last night.  I feel great today, and I think my hair is shinier.  Maybe it&#8217;s just that my eyes are open all the way today, instead of being squinty little slits.</p>
<p>Good luck with your move!  Just talked to my new landlord and I am moving on Monday too.  OK, now I feel sick.</p>
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		<title>By: Lemmonex</title>
		<link>http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/dear-thursday-you-are-so-not-new-friday.html#comment-551</link>
		<dc:creator>Lemmonex</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 18:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Upside to bony hookers: diminished strength, so easier to pin down.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Upside to bony hookers: diminished strength, so easier to pin down.</p>
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		<title>By: Artie Lange</title>
		<link>http://www.livitluvit.com/2008/08/dear-thursday-you-are-so-not-new-friday.html#comment-550</link>
		<dc:creator>Artie Lange</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Waaaaaaah, I came to work hungover.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Waaaaaaah, I came to work hungover.</p>
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